<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?><transcript><text start="2.36" dur="5.56">30 years ago, on December 2nd 1983, the music video &amp;quot;Thriller&amp;quot; with Michael Jackson was broadcasted on TV for the first time.</text><text start="7.96" dur="6.04">30 years later, the TV show &amp;quot;le Before&amp;quot; wanted to pay tribute to this video and to 30 years of pop culture.</text><text start="33.64" dur="2.92">Honestly, we are out of gas!</text><text start="36.92" dur="2.92">Excuse me but I don&amp;#39;t know what I&amp;#39;m doing in these woods,</text><text start="39.88" dur="2">I&amp;#39;m afraid I&amp;#39;m in the country side.</text><text start="42">Since you are a taxi driver, could you drive me back to Paris?</text><text start="43.12" dur="1.92">- I&amp;#39;m not a taxi driver...</text><text start="45.08" dur="3.44">Usually I refuse to get in a cab if a dog is on the front seat.</text><text start="48.56" dur="2.68">But since you are alone here, we could just put the little poodle in the truck for this time.</text><text start="51.28" dur="0.88">No but...please...I&amp;#39;m with...</text><text start="52.4" dur="4.96">Oh wait...you don&amp;#39;t have leather seats? I&amp;#39;m sorry, I can&amp;#39;t. Please don&amp;#39;t force me sir, no.</text><text start="62.92" dur="1.08">Need a hand ?</text><text start="64.04" dur="1.96">No, no all good.</text><text start="66.04" dur="1.16">Really? because I know a lot about engines.</text><text start="68.88" dur="0.88">Go away!</text><text start="70" dur="1.68">Alright, see ya!</text><text start="71.72" dur="3.36">So, like I said, we&amp;#39;re out of gas...</text><text start="75.12" dur="1.32">So what are we gonna do?</text><text start="76.48" dur="3.24">I got an idea... Are you thinking what I&amp;#39;m thinking?</text><text start="79.76" dur="0.08">Oh Yesssss !
I got an idea... Are you thinking what I&amp;#39;m thinking?</text><text start="79.88" dur="1.48">Oh Yesssss !</text><text start="83.56" dur="4.68">I don&amp;#39;t understand, the cylinder head gaskets seem fine, I even removed the valves, I can&amp;#39;t see a thing.</text><text start="88.52" dur="1.6">Thanks.</text><text start="90.16" dur="2.08">Fuck you man, give me the baye, fuck you man !</text><text start="99.16" dur="1.08">I thought we were out of gas?</text><text start="106.4" dur="2.88">Wait, you know I like you, don&amp;#39;t you?</text><text start="109.32" dur="1.88">Oh... like parents loving their children?</text><text start="111.24" dur="3.76">No... you&amp;#39;re special to me...</text><text start="115.2" dur="1.36">Oh... like cousins...</text><text start="117.72" dur="1.36">He&amp;#39;s asking her on a « date ».</text><text start="119.32" dur="1.36">It&amp;#39;s not what we say in French!</text><text start="120.72" dur="1.76">You&amp;#39;re right, we say « rendez-vous »!</text><text start="122.52" dur="1.76">Yes, right, « rendez-vous » is the word.</text><text start="124.32" dur="1.96">He should give her a good massage.</text><text start="126.32" dur="0.96">Hey, do you know how to make a good massage?</text><text start="127.32" dur="1.8">Are you kidding? I&amp;#39;m an expert!</text><text start="129.16" dur="1.56">Would you make a foot massage to a man?</text><text start="132.4" dur="1.16">Go f*** yourself!</text><text start="134.36" dur="0.96">Would you like to be my girl?</text><text start="141" dur="4.32">Sorry, it&amp;#39;s not that one... My precious... My precious...</text><text start="149.32" dur="0.68">What&amp;#39;s wrong with me?</text><text start="153" dur="1.08">Stop shouting that loud</text><text start="154.16" dur="1.08">Listen to this</text><text start="162.08" dur="0.68">Good evening :)</text><text start="176.64" dur="0.8">Siri? Tell me where she is?</text><text start="177.48" dur="1.72">In your ass</text><text start="188.48" dur="2.88">Holly shit, I&amp;#39;m coming.</text><text start="191.64" dur="0.96">I knew it!!</text><text start="192.64" dur="1.36">How could you do that to me?!</text><text start="195.36" dur="2.32">Well, Ok, forget Harry and Ron just kissed each other</text><text start="198.12" dur="1.28">What the hell! They kissed each other?</text><text start="204.16" dur="2.32">What&amp;#39;s that? What happened? Who are you?</text><text start="207.68" dur="1.84">Are you crazy? What&amp;#39;s wrong with you? !</text><text start="221.4" dur="0.84">I just wanted to add a creepy atmosphere</text><text start="228.24" dur="3.92">She&amp;#39;s afraid, isn&amp;#39;t she? She&amp;#39;s calling for her mummy... I let you finish her</text><text start="243.4" dur="0.72">Can we leave now ?</text><text start="244.92" dur="1.8">Come on, it&amp;#39;s not that scary</text><text start="247.12" dur="3">Excuse me to disturb you but could shut your fucking mouth?</text><text start="250.8" dur="1.52">Hey you! Could you shut your mouth too?</text><text start="252.36" dur="5.16">Are you talking to me? You look like Lorant Deutch! Are you going to show me around Paris? I shoot you up!!</text><text start="257.56" dur="2.08">« Shut », not « shoot ».</text><text start="261.4" dur="1">You fuck my wife ?</text><text start="262.96" dur="1.12">What ? You kidding me, right?</text><text start="264.12" dur="0.68">You fuck MY wife ?</text><text start="265.4" dur="1.04">Maybe I did fuck your wife, yeah</text><text start="266.48" dur="2.72">What&amp;#39;s wrong with him and his tweed jacket? Is he gonna sell some windows after? Your can, put it in your ass!</text><text start="269.88" dur="1.32">Hey, don&amp;#39;t fight, ok?</text><text start="271.24" dur="7.88">Me, I fought all my life and I regret it. Today, I can fix everything with the power of my mind, ok? So we&amp;#39;re gonna send this positive thought, we&amp;#39;re gonna send into space.</text><text start="279.64" dur="3.92">It&amp;#39;s gonna crystalized, ok? To become an ice cube. Ok. Be cool.</text><text start="291.08" dur="1.64">No, no, no, Don&amp;#39;t move your hand.</text><text start="296.88" dur="1.84">Yeah, true, can we just watch the movie please!</text><text start="299.12" dur="2.36">I&amp;#39;m about to complain. I am really gonna call someone to get them out!</text><text start="302.48" dur="2.24">Eh ! Who&amp;#39;s you gone a call ? Ghost...</text><text start="304.76" dur="2.56">Oh, come one! Every time you can, you plug this song! I&amp;#39;m tired of it! No!</text><text start="310.44" dur="4.92">I mean, the dude wear lycra tight at a first date... And his underpants on top of his tight, really?</text><text start="315.96" dur="1.28">What, what&amp;#39;s going on?</text><text start="317.64" dur="1.88">This movie sucks, and everybody knows the end.</text><text start="320.04" dur="0.88">You want me to tell you the end?</text><text start="320.96" dur="2.96">Well at the end, he turns back and his eyes are yellow. Great. Damn you&amp;#39;re so...</text><text start="324.4" dur="1.76">Do you know how much a blouse like this cost?</text><text start="326.72" dur="0.4">What do you think?</text><text start="327.16" dur="2.72">You think I snap my fingers and I have a blouse like that. Damn ! This is crazy!</text><text start="330.24" dur="3.12">Bravo, bravo, very nice, is he happy now,</text><text start="333.4" dur="2.44">he has small claws, little penknives on his fingers</text><text start="335.88" dur="4.08">I mean what the fuck, pocket knives, I mean pocket knives, what a shitty superpower!</text><text start="367.48" dur="2.56">Yo man, I think you should stop because, first,</text><text start="371" dur="3.24">you leather jacket is weird, you can&amp;#39;t sing and we&amp;#39;re going to a party, you coming?</text><text start="374.72" dur="1.2">Can&amp;#39;t party cuz i&amp;#39;m with my baby, so no party!</text><text start="377.08" dur="1.96">Wait, you with your girl, but we&amp;#39;re with Serge!</text><text start="380.96" dur="1.44">They&amp;#39;re not down Serge, c&amp;#39;mon, let&amp;#39;s go!</text><text start="385.2" dur="0.56">Excuse me!</text><text start="392.04" dur="0.8">What are you guys doing?</text><text start="394.84" dur="0.96">I mean, you need to follow my pace!</text><text start="396.8" dur="1.92">So, the theater, is it this way or that way?</text><text start="405.44" dur="2.52">Come on! The dance part is not now Beyoncé!</text><text start="408" dur="1.88">Sorry Thomas, it&amp;#39;s not now?</text><text start="409.92" dur="2.32">Psartek Beyoncé, choreography is not now!</text><text start="412.28" dur="1.24">Yes, see you next time!</text><text start="413.56" dur="0.84">See you, great yeah!</text><text start="415.92" dur="0.68">Dude, I mean, no joke, what&amp;#39;s going on?</text><text start="417.56" dur="3.32">Some guys smell like dead people, walking around, they look like fucking zombies!</text><text start="435.08" dur="0.88">Oh my hat</text><text start="442.6" dur="1.72">Sarah Connor. No?</text><text start="447.04" dur="4.64">In this world there&amp;#39;s two kinds of people my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.</text><text start="452" dur="3.28">I love when you talk like that! It tickles my belly</text><text start="456.04" dur="1.04">You&amp;#39;re so beautiful in the moonlight</text><text start="457.56" dur="1.56">Would like to come in the tent with me?</text><text start="470.84" dur="2.16">Zombies from the hood! Shit! Brake!</text><text start="473.8" dur="1.08">You&amp;#39;re the guy from the hookah bar last week?</text><text start="476.48" dur="1.44">Hey hobbo! what&amp;#39;s up hobbo?</text><text start="477.96" dur="1.12">You gimme a cig bro?</text><text start="480.96" dur="1.04">Can I take 2 bro?</text><text start="482.44" dur="1.4">Ok I take..Look up here. I take everything.</text><text start="486.48" dur="1.08">Mom, i see dead people</text><text start="488.28" dur="3.12">No! They&amp;#39;re regular pedestrians, you&amp;#39;ve got skin problem!</text><text start="524.72" dur="3.44">A good zombie is a re-dead zombie. Alright?</text><text start="547.2" dur="1.88">STOP! You&amp;#39;re ridiculous, we&amp;#39;ll never be ready for the prime.</text><text start="549.4" dur="4.8">When you do your spin there&amp;#39;s no energy, and you, when you dribble it&amp;#39;s amazing</text><text start="554.24" dur="1.96">Thomas, show them !</text><text start="569.72" dur="2.08">The force is with me and I&amp;#39;m gonna kick your ass!</text><text start="577.52" dur="1.56">Force is big in her</text><text start="585.16" dur="0.36">This is Daft Punk</text><text start="616.64" dur="0.96">I mean why are you all shouting?</text><text start="618.88" dur="2.96">Is it because I&amp;#39;m blue? You, racists!</text><text start="623.04" dur="1.72">Hey, your girl is leaving</text><text start="638.2" dur="1.28">Take the red pill</text><text start="642.68" dur="1.32">Take it</text><text start="649.68" dur="2.84">Take this phone, it costs only 800 euros</text><text start="671.8" dur="0.84">Sarah Connor ?</text><text start="672.68" dur="0.44">Nope, not here</text><text start="673.6" dur="1.16">Damn, where is that bitch?</text><text start="689.8" dur="1.84">Haven&amp;#39;t you seen a kid with a bike?</text><text start="693.4" dur="1.44">Sorry, I&amp;#39;m out</text><text start="704.6" dur="2.64">It&amp;#39;s ok, it&amp;#39;s me, come</text></transcript>