Previously on The Visitor from the FutureNeo Versailles is not safe yet, there are other catastrophes on the way.There are no catastrophes! It's all fake!And that birdbrain's using it to win the people's favour!We can't get you out right away because we're still missing a pieceto repair this piece of shit machine.It's a processor the Queen wears around her neck.- Then we can grab the processor. - We just need to neutralise her protector.Woah!! Hear that? They want an encore!Listen, let's do it tomorrow.Tomorrow. Tomorrow!Ankamaand francetv nouvelles écriturespresentWith the support of Vienne county in the region of Poitou-Charentes and in partnership with the CNCGive it a rest, Matteo! It's more complicated than I thought, OK?Sorry, but I can't steal the Queen's necklaceand get you out of here, and put on one show per night.Stop doing the shows, then.I have no choice! I'm just like you, I'm being held prisoner by the Queen.There's no guard watching me, and I don't sleep on a shitty straw mattressbut aside from that, we're just the same!Listen, I'm a good guy. I brought you some Wiz.- This is cat food. - No it's not.- There's a cat on it. - So what?There's a dog on Cookie Crisp, does that make it dog food, huh?And a frog on Honey Smacks. Ever seen a frog eating Honey Smacks?Fine. It is cat food.But it's a luxury item here, so stop complaining, please!Besides, I'd rather you were in here than out there.- Why? - Cos if I free youwho's to say you won't go after the Lombardis?What is it to you if I take Dario out?I couldn't care less if you take Dario out!I don't want you to get taken out!- Why not? - Because...Because I've lost enough already. Listen, I have work to do.I have a show to sort out and I don't know how we'll manage itbecause nothing is ready, OK? So...So yeah. Bye-bye!You're the shame of our family! We're Lombardis, for crying out loudand you can't steal a bean without getting caught.It's true - you were pretty easy for my boyos to catchand my boyos aren't great. They suck.I panicked... I thought he was behind me!You started screaming like a little girl, what did you expect?I do not scream like a girl! And everywhere we go...people say someone's after me.I haven't slept for weeks. It's natural for me to be nervous, right?I don't want to rub salt in the woundbut me and my boyos really thought a girl was being assaulted.I do not scream like a girl... sir!Alright, little man. In you go.In any case, if there's one place he won't find you, it's here.Good, cos all I want is to sleep.And...The Visitor from the Future Episode 5: The BallWhen you're down, when the world seems unbearableremember that nothing is set in stone, not even the world.- Yeah... - Yes!Because we can make the world a better place. Take me for example.I come from a world without catastrophes.A world where everyone can build a life on Mars, or the moons of Jupiter...even Pluto. Well...only Pluto if you don't mind Plutonic mosquito bites!- Those damn mosquitoes! - Hey, what's a Plutonic mosquito?- I dunno, shut up! - OK!What I'm getting at is that, if you trust methis world won't just be mine... It'll be yours too.That's all from me. Thank you.Where is Raph? Raph? Raph, come here, pal.What was that? I'm hallucinating here.The syncing was way off when the giant ant disappeared.- I looked like an idiot! - Don't sweat it, the people are happy.Of course they're happy, cos I saved it!If you enjoyed tonight's show, feel free to share us on your walls.In the city. By sticking up the posters being handed out at the exit. Over there!What's the Queen going to say if we start putting on bad shows?The Queen actually came by whilst you were milking it on stage.Once again, we missed our chance to steal the processor, so...OK, OK, we'll do it tomorrow, alright?Anyway, what did the Queen say? Did she like it, did she say anything... about me?She said she was very pleased, as usualand she invited us to a party tonight to celebrate the 30th show.I guess we could make an appearance. It might help our reputation, after all.No, it might help us steal the necklace. Don't forget that's why we're here.Yeah, yeah, lay off, Raph, we know!So tonight we have to distract the Queen. Stella, that's your job.- Oh no! Why me? - Because she's hot for you.- We need to take advantage of that. - And that doesn't bother you?- You must be a little jealous, right? - What? No, I don't care.- What if it was a guy? - I dunno, maybe...- but being jealous is no good, Stella. - You can't help being jealous!Jealousy is just caused by a lack of self-confidence, Stella.Or maybe this means that you don't really love me.Do you really want to do this here, Stella? Really?Excuse me Stella, I'm just going to grab your mike.Oh, go for it, Professor! Touch my boobs!- Go on, it's not like Raph cares! Go on! - Stop it, Stella.That's enough! This conversation is idiotic!Anyway, listen, I'll handle the Queen. It's only natural, since I'm the tim...The time traveller, yeah.I bet the Queen'll be talking to me all night, it'll be really annoying...I might even have to bone her... but I'd be doing it for you!Oh my goodness, you're so adorable, with your little cheeks, just look at 'em!What a child! See that? She's just trying to make me jealous!- Oh right. - It's obvious. Check it out.She'll look over here in a minute. 3... 2... 1...So we had him drawn and quartered!- Lost. - 3... 2... 1...Lost again.- Yes? - No, I was just saying...I noticed we haven't been lucky enough to see you at the shows, Baroness.Well, I haven't been invited.The Queen says I'd ruin the ambiance... It doesn't matter.If you want my opinion, that's rather hard-hearted of her.Yeah... People are often hard with me, you know.So are things serious with your boyfriend, or...?Oh, it's serious. Even if we are very different...and for a long time I didn't actually love him...- But yeah, it's serious. - No matter.I have a proposal to make.I would like you to be my official mistress.Don't worry - it would be purely sexual.Oh! Yeah, uh... What about Raph?Raph can look, but he can't touch. I have my limits, Stella.- But so do I! I don't know if I can... - Now's not the time to discuss it.Now's the time to... DANCE!- What a masquerade. - We needed to bring masks?- Nobody tells me anything. - No, this party! It's ridiculous.Come on, everybody! Dance! You too, Protector!I just hope that wanker steals the necklace tonight.I don't even feel like Wiz.- I've waited a month. I'm sick of it! - Try and have some fun, at least.Oh, don't you start too. We're not here to have fun.- OK? - OK.Captain, make everyone dance. That's an order.Everybody up, and bust a move before I bust a cap.Here we go! Let's dance!Let's go!Raul! Raul!- What is it, Dario? - You're not asleep, are you?- Not any more. - It's him! He's going to make his move!He can't. He's locked up, like us. Thanks to you.Yep. And we wouldn't be here if you hadn't killed his girlfriend.You can talk! You're the one that stabbed her!- I just finished the job! - You should've done what you usually do.- What do you mean? - Cock it up.I'm not a psychopath like you, Sara!I may be a psychopath, but at least I find ways to take care of myself.- Like what? - Like THIS!Hey, Matteo! If I kill him, will you spare me?Sara! How many times do I have to tell you?You don't kill your brother!Well!I'll let you guys fight it out between siblings.I'm gonna get some shut-eye and dream about how I'm going to kill Dario.Night, Dario.Where's the guard?What what! I love your style, Protector!The wave, the wave!- You're a real dick, you know. - Drop it, Raph.- It wasn't the right time, that's all. - You could at least have tried.I try every night, and if the Queen catches me, no more missions!Stop calling them missions, they aren't real missions!Oh, I see! You're sore cos you're not up there on stage with me.I don't give a damn about being on stage, I just want to go home with Stella.Stop, Raph. Back home, your life sucks! That's why you came here.I didn't choose to come here! All I wanted was to know why...- You wanted to know why I fired you? - Exactly!Let's see. Maybe because you're rubbish, Raph, what do you want me to say?Some people have talent. You have no talent.- Talent for being an asshole on stage? - See?!- Not taking our missions seriously! - They're not missions, for fuck's sake!- You piece of shit! - Don't you know who I am?- I'm a nutcase! I'm the time traveller! - You abandoned me! You son of a...Hey! Calm down, calm down!Who do you think you are, attacking my champion?Stop calling him a champion and a hero! He's just a guy who tells stories.And I'm counting on him to keep telling them.- See? At least she's counting on me! - Well don't count on him too much- because one day he'll abandon you. - What?One day he'll disappear, leave you like a piece of shit without explaining why.And all because he's got no balls.- Is this true? - That I've got no balls?Woah, if there's anyone with a small willy around here, it's him!Oh my. This conversation has become a little too graphic for me.But is it true? Are you really going to abandon me?- No. - I know I treated you badly at the startbut I made up for it! I gave you presents and everything!I know, I... I love the presents!You're no longer my prisoners.You're my guests.You're my friends... right?He has no friends.Oops! You dropped this.Oh great! It's broken! What a rubbish party!It's nothing. Let's see... I'll repair it, it's just the chain.Well, take your time. I don't even like it much.Sorry Octave, but to be honest you have less taste than a dung beetle.You know what? I'll get you a new one to say sorry.A nicer one than Octave's. OK?Hey, Mr DJ! Put the record on!Aw, no Michael Jackson? Come on, let's have a good time!Let's dance, it's supposed to be a party! Come shake your booty, Stella!Shake your booty!Meanwhile, in 2014...Temporal portal test - 35th attempt.- The thing's never done that before... - You know why, Michel?- No. - Because it's working!- You sure? - Let's just say the portal has foundRaph's temporal location, give or take two monthswith geographical precision of just under a kilometre.So we don't actually know if it's working.- We'd need to send a scout to be sure. - Exactly.- And we'd need to send him soon. - Totally. No point wasting time.And we should send an intern, so that if he dies it doesn't matter.- Michel? It's for the sake of science. - What?!Michel volunteered.And I can't see him any more.