Hi everyone ! This month, I don't wanna try big bad games, I meanit's Christmas ! This month we're gonna rewatch"Asterix in Britain" for the 600th time !We're gonna watch the Whoopi Goldberg moovies where shegoes back in the past to save Christmas' spirit !And I wanna go home to watch that !So, as we won't have time for a long videowe're gonna play "Destin" instead and change our lives !Well whose turn is it ? This is Dorian ?no, Dorian is the red string of this showhe fell on the box to become road two hours agoso it's been two hours he's playing Euro Truck SimulatorDorian your okay ?he went from where ?from Lyonand where he go ?hum, at Paris...Well, it's my turn now*Play Destin for change live*Ah but you cheat here ! you exceeded a case !and you take all the money in the bank !Listen Mister Seb, what i had to do ?what i had to do ?did i had to let that money be taken by youngwho singing some Islamist rap ?and you're taking me for a fool !but you're right ! i became a politician !Geo Political Simulator 2 Rulers Of Nationis a game released in 2010 developed by the French to Eversimso, this game is honestly full of good ideas but manage a geo-political simulationit requires to take into account so many parameters that it is impossible to make perfect thingAnd that's what i like on this game, is that leads to situations that are absolutely fantasticso now, with all the patches that have come out, the game is a bit more playable than beforeSince in my first games, i had been ousted from power for examplebecause i increase the retirement age of 1 year i think...and suddenly the were 60 million people in the streets !60 million !60 million according the police, not according to the CGT(French Union)which is not bad you must admit, it means that everyone was in the street manifestingold in a coma, children in schools, babies who had just been borneveryone was in the street manifestingWhat is good in this game is that you can play to lead your country a little with the policy that you want !you can do as DSK ! (offer to become your mistress)Are you crazy ? Vicious !Satyr !you can do as Bayrou !yes, here the screen is off !you can do like George W. Bush !here i invaded Andorra because i gave evidence to the UNthat Andorra are a danger to internatinal securityso the game was made in 2010 that's why we start with Sarkozy (French president)at 50% popularity, which is already somewhere a bug in itselfand here we are in control of France, which has high unemployment and a large deficitand here i'm not sure if this a bug of the game or it is a extremely realisticbut basically, when i make the smallest thing, there"s manifestation everywhere !there's cars that burn in every city, the whole country is on strikeand the entire press pukes on methe goal of this game is simply to manage his countryThe budget, deficit, unemployment, international relations!And always maintain the highest possible approval ratingwhich is almost impossible, since any actionhas consequences completely disproportionate!I mean, I make a decision at 2 am;at 3 am there's 800,000 people in the streets! How they do that?(Seb) And there anyway I told the comrades I don't care because ...That's the signal!The strike call me!(Fred) Another important part of this game is to manage its agenda appointment!This is also a fun part of the game sincein this game, in fact, you can meet everyone:union officials, ministers, personalities of show business, etc.And it gives you more dialogue options, the kind congratulations, screw the guys hard,offer them a coffee, make them love savagely on the table!Besides, the funny thing is that you can offer that to them in any order!(Seb, imitating N. Sarkozy) No, but frankly poor moron! You really are the last of all shit!Coffee ?* Nico knows to do good coffee! ** Nico knows to do good coffee! *(Fred) Anyway, anyway the game is far too complicated to succeed, therefore,finally, before the situation gets worse,I decided to change his prime minister who became unpopular!So I choose to replace Fillonby the head of the sect of worshipers of Beelzebub!(Game) Of course! We are totally in phase, it is well known!(Fred) Damn, I'm in tune with Beelzebub!I really have to play like shit!(Seb) France is in a difficult phase!But with the help of Satan, we can take that step!(Fred) Incidentally, while i'm at it, I also try to appoint to the Foreign Affairsthe head of the alien cult astral children of Venus!But it does not work! It's a shame because franklyI'm sure it would have been the class for the dinners with Obama!(Seb) Hello, this is my prime minister!And my foreign affairs minister!(Fred) Well, anyway I'm already at 0% popularity so good!The Europe just exclude me from the euro zone, I don't see why!I do have the right to have Beelzebub in Prime ministerif I want to! Damn it goes!So in retaliation I decided to invade Belgium!And here Jean-Francois Cope just ask meif all goes well ! You okay?Family, children?Beelzebub? It's OK everything is going fine ?Anyway, I'm deposed and my game ends like that!That said, at least it has the advantage of being a fairly logical end!Because me, I happened anyway in several gamesit to end suddenly on something stupid!Like you make your life, everything okay!You're going to negotiate a contract in Switzerland!Then after you go to the agricultural show to visit!You talk to people!You make yourself impaled by a bull ... What?Nicolas, wait ...Nicolas Sarkozy ... Agricultural Fair of Poitiers ...Astronaut crying "Death to the cows" ...And I die impaled by a bull!What?Anyway go, basta! Anyway, tell yourself that in this gamethe only way not to lose is still not touching the keyboard!Well, whosethe next one to play?(Radio) Radio FM Traffic, traffic information.16 hours and 45 minutes: still a slight difficulty on the A8to Nice on Pourrières sector.17 km after the junction towards Aubagne, a slight slowdown over 800 meters.In the Alpes-Maritimes on the A8 towards Aix-en-Provence ...(Dorian) Well, I am on the side of Montbrison there!It runs well.But I'm still for 4-5 hours away.So I might stop for a coffee on an area once there'll be one!(Seb) Well it's my turn!* Play Destin change life *Uh what am I here?Friends of good taste and poetry, bye!Toilet Tycoon released in 2006, or a men's room intendant simulator!I let you admire title screen!* Noise-water hunting *High class !And when you select a menu, that makes fart! ( laugh)It's funny is not it ? Ah ah ah !It has just fart!*tears*I hate my life!So basically, you take control of a public toiletyou buy to something like € 470,000.That's still a lot of money!And you will improve your business to manageand even do research to improve your toiletto become the king of poo!But beware, because research is not given to everyone!For example, if you want to improve the comfort of your seatsor the quality of your water-hunting,you can invest up to € 20,000:if it works well, well, so much the better!Ben otherwise ... Shit!You have to admit, it is the land of poetry!So on the screen of your toilet, you must buy the different componentsyour toilet!Hunting Moorhen, throne, seat, and paper-ass.Knowing that I tried to put the seat to see if people were going to poop on the floor ...But it did not work!Each component of your toilet MAY be and SHOULD beimproved with the money you earn.That's the point.At first, when we start, we only have ceramic toilets.This is poor toilet. It is the toilet where you pay € 1 for casting bronze.But it sucks the poor.Then we improved to bring the rich.And for that we buy toilets in gold.Or better yet, emerald toillets.Because the rich, they do not like ceramics!They, they want their cake unmold in emerald crapper!Anyway, be rich and that is also when you wipe your ass with silk!Or with that.I looked at the translation, it means mink!Mink is the fur of an animal that looks like an otter.Seriously, they have weird taste the rich!(Fred) Oh! Oh ! Ouch!Ouch that's cold! Oh ! Ouch!I cut myself on the emerald toilet! Ouch!There are plenty of hair on paper, it's disgusting!(Seb) You can also directly attack your competitorsby spying themor send vandals to break their toilets.Or pay a guy to go throw up in their toilets to butcher their pipes.* Scary music ** Vomit *Here ! I'm sure it would have worked better if it had been a 17 years old Russian model!Good! Who will make it ?(Fred) Good! Ok, it will be you who will make theultra predictable joke!Good!Say, your game on the toilet,it stinks a bit crap anyway, right?*applause*Thank you !(Seb) In fact, where is the red wire?(Dorian) driver if you're champion,press on the mushroom!*horn*(Fred) He's fine!* Play Destin change life *Train Simulator!(Seb) Well what, you do nothing?(Fred) Well, no, I simulate a railroad. I am on strike.Everywhere you look * song *Okay seriously, the episode is not over, I draw a card.Ambulance Simulator.A game that is part of the wonderful range of games simulators Germanwhere you play to work.The logic of the thing still escape me I think.What's boring in these simulators is that if you've played a GTA,you can not play these games!I mean, when I see a guy walking on the sidewalk,I feel compelled to run into it.Well OK except that here it does not work because in fact the city is full of Terminators!Look at this!Hey Ho! Asshole!I am an ambulance, let my car alone!In addition, this game destroy my fantasies of ambulancetraveling at full speed through the streets running all red lights to save people, I mean:Here you don't have the right to go fast.Look at that, if you knock a car: you lose points.If you are using your small lights and it is not allowed: you lose points.If you run a red light grids: you lose points.If you go to 52 at a time when it is limited to 50, you lose points!Damn, it's an ambulance or is it Derrick's car here?Honestly and frankly, I have not seen such a soft drivingsince Autopia attraction at Disneyland.Come on!Go it's green ! Move!Oh dear. But I swear..Go grandpa!In addition there red lights all over the city look at that!I can not move for 10 meters without getting a red light!Obviously I can not run them or I lose points and it fails the mission!Come on, go green, jeez!*horn*Go green!*horn*Plus it is bullshit look there:I hit a pole at 2 km / hI take -200.And there, I do a fucking barrel roll and I have nothing!More ... game bullshit!Bullshit red light!And bullshit old people that drivesat a turtle speed!I fucking hate you!GO GREEN!*horn**horn*Well, fortunately, on some missions anyway,you have the right to activate the siren. And this siren, it is fantastic.Because as soon as you active, people go crazy about you.Look that and dare tell me that this game has not been encoded with the ass!And you don't not even need to be next, look here:I'm in the parking lot,and I enjoy making people crazy on the road!*siren*An ambulance, move over!Let it pass, is a priority vehicle!Get away ! Get away !Stand back from the road, fast!I thought I heard an ambulance but actually it was ...*siren*Ah ambulance! Get away !Wander off the road!Oh no ? I hallucinating or what? I thought that...*siren*Ah! An ambulance ! Get away ! Ah!Must say that it's funny anyway to play like an asshole.Get away !Get out more!I am an ambulance, respect my authority!You know what's crazy?Is that in all these German simulatorswhether the ambulance, dump truck, street washer,the center of the thing is still drivingsince we are still in the vehicle.So why is it always the most unfinished part of the game?Look ... But what happens?Why I fly there?Why I fly?It's not even as if I was looking for these bugs I just played 3 minutes to get there.What is that that car that flies?* Giggle *Well other than that, the aim of the game is always to pick up a patienteither at his home or where he had an accidentand bring him to the hospital.And it's a shame that the conductdoes not affect the patient's health status to the rear,because it would have been the only place where the game would have been logical.Because, well, excuse me, but when I drive like this:(Seb) I bring you a patient, multiple fractures and cerebral hemorrhage.(Fred) What? But he called for appendicitis at the base!(Seb) Uh ... I have to go!(Fred) That said, I still have to admit that the guys manage well the trailerfor these simulators.I will show you the trailer Bus & Cable Car.This is the official trailer.The guys who made this trailerare just geniuses for me,because they manage to give you the envyto buy something, a game that is completely boring.I mean, the editor did a great great job to successfully make it interesting!Besides, I'll put the link below the description to the channel.All their trailers are like that actually.Bus & Cable Car Simulator!In a world where man and machine become one.In a world with tramslive a man who will change the destiny of a people.And that man is you!In 2012,Astragonand TML Studioshave the beginning of an incredible epopethat will change the face of humanity.Start the extraordinary adventure of a manwho defrost his window.And walk in the street.In the world of Hugh.Walk the streets, track young women,talk to peopleand go find secret treasures in abandoned basements,even if it has no relation with your fucking job!Use car washers,some stores,drink coffee,put sunglasses ...Have you seen all we can do! Wesh!This is not a game kinda cool anyway?* Epic music *Oh God Bless Hans Zimmer music!The only person who can make games of Rummy as epic as a battle of The Avengers!* Epic music *Damn but I want to play thisnow!It's really nice music anyway.You do anything boring, you put good music on and it motivates you!Well whose turn is it to play now?* Play Destin change life *(Seb) Streap-teaser!We play to the PS3?(Voiceover) Play in Destin and have a rotten life.That of a driver who drives all night.That of a policy that hit on Martine Aubry.Of a washroom attendant who cleans the vomit!That of an ambulance that never drive.Play Destin change life!