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She's a witch!

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail... :D

The American justice system in a nutshell.
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+Joseph Fox If you're Illuminati.
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So you know how to tell if someone is a witch...lol... for Marianna.
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What do we do with witches
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So, let me get this straight...Witches are burned, but wood is also burned, and wood floats, but ducks also float, so, if someone weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, therefore, she's a witch
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+João Lucas Aahh, the scientific method... used completely incorrectly. (to be honest, this isn't even qualified as the scientific method.) Wait... Not the scientific method? A WITCH! BURN HER!!!!!
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J.M. Lindner Shared on Google+ · 10 months ago
This is about as logical as the real witch trials were
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+J.M. Lindner thank God we only elect Good witchcrafters. like Obama. whom can transcend time and make all the bad things his fault. Thanks Obama
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+Joseph Fox i doubt he weighs the same as a duck either 
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"Build a bridge out of her!" That line gets me every time. 
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Well, at least she got a fair trial.
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Watch Eric and Michael's faces while they're waiting for John to say his line at 1:50
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+Michael folds Oh my god, I've seen this a billion times and I never noticed that. Thanks for the laugh. :3
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Adler Weber Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
You know what they say: "If she's a duck, she's a witch"
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is that from a show or something
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I knew she was a duck!!!
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Watched LIFE OF BRIAN again last night. Me and my daughter can not help saying the next line of all these films. And do you know why ? Because we're all individuals. Yes , we are all individuals.
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Not all different from some truthers eh? 😝😭😛😂
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"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "I got better." Haha...
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So if you weigh the same as a duck you're made of wood.  A duck weighs the same as a duck, so is a duck made out of wood?
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Plus, if something is the same weight as wood, then it's a witch, so is a duck a witch?
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Sorry guys...I just had to post this because everyone should have a little monty python on their lives
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WITCH!!!! burn her burn her
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She turned Me into a Newt!       I got better....
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"who are you who are so wise in the ways of science"
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Monty Python, social critic extraordinaire.
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John Cleese' face "Buuuuuuurn her!"
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Love all monty python movies. The meaning of life, Life of Brian. All great and laugh after laugh.
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"VERY SMALL ROCKS!!"
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Was that not a goose she was being weighed with?
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wait wait wait....I always thought he was saying "I'VE got better" after the newt thing. as in, he's got better examples he can give.  is he saying "I got better" as in he's not a newt anymore? if so, the way I thought it meant seemed much funnier to me.
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FRUIE COSMIK DEBRIS Shared on Google+ · 5 months ago
She's a witch!: http://youtu.be/zrzMhU_4m-g She turned me into a newt...... I got better❗
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0:18 look its a swallow with a coconut xD
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Uh, I'm surprised Gavin Free isn't in that crowd of 8 year old adults.
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The idea of a witch being made of wood because you burn wood and a witch weighing less than a duck because ducks float on water like wood definitely seems like something Gavin would come up with. Just need a few "wait... what?" lines in there.
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Here is the thing, ducks can be different weights, so the witch could be lighter, heavier or weigh the same
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WE GOT A HERETIC. -everyspehssmarineever
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Surprisingly good quality for a video that was uploaded in 2006.
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1:55 Eric Idle bites his scythe to keep from laughing
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"Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd yells BURN THE WITCH etc "No you don't. You make her take the ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE! Water makes witches melt. Therefore, If she melts, she is a witch." Crowd yells MELT THE WITCH etc
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Ah!  I see you're a Wizard of Oz fan, too!
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Jennifer Gonzales Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
One of my favorite movies of all times and I had to share my goofy side today! You don't have to get it but we do! ;)
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Jesper Nerløe Shared on Google+ · 7 months ago
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The Internet Mob Justice in a nutshell.
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What makes this so funny (and also scary/disturbing) is that this isn't that far off from how they actually tried to determine who was a witch (namely the old "tie the witch up and throw her into a pond; if she floats, she's a witch; if she sinks - and often drowns - then oops, we goofed).
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The funny thing is, the head person said that rocks sink, then a minute later, an idiot peasant asks if a rock floats. Like, HOW DUMB ARE THEY!
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Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science??
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2015, People are still just as stupid around here
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I love that the scales were resting on log supports so they could not find out that the scale with the duck was significantly heavier unless they looked carefully afterwards 3:57
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+King Dododo do dodo dodo dododo That may be so, but the witch did confess through the fourth wall at the end, and I don't really think she did so ironically.
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0:16 "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
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SHE'S A WITCH BURN THE WITCH
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The most hilarious thing about this entire movie is that it's barely a parody of the past, but almost closer to a documentary.  Our ancestors were some ignorant, dirty fools.
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This reminds me of Twitter
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Most fallacious reasoning ever.
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But what if the witch is immune to fire?
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What does she say at the end on the scales?
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+Jean-Paul Rimlinger "It's a fair cop!" What most people don't realize is that although the reasoning throughout the 'trial' seems flawed to us, the witch actually confesses at the end.
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3:37 BURN HER! I'm dying from that
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Meanwhile during the 1600's in Salem, Massachusetts
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He is attaching a coconut to the bird at the beginning!!!!
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@ Andrea McDavid  "...the neural pathways for sex and violence are the same pathways in men...that's why porn is so violent and aggressive to women..." So different than for women cough *50 Shades*cough
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JF LEAL Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
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why do witches burn because they are made of wood ? Exactly
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Hahaha awwww +Ewa Krawczyc you sooo funny....and I bet you are damn sexy..love polish accents. .I know I would certainly be burned also.. I'm on my 3rd black Cat. I adopted Luna our new black cat 4wks ago but 20yrs ago had 2 black Cats..I adore cats i had 4 at one point in my bijoux apartment. .They are amazing animals... )))))**
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Hehehe. .i love Cats and dogs and all animals .Even spiders;)
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My research and writing professor made us watch this video in class, then assigned us to watch it multiple times in a row for homework. Guess which prof gets the A+ award?
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what does the witch say on the scale at the end?
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I love month python and this scene might be my favorite. This and the black knight.
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"Who are you,who are so wise in the ways of science?" hahaha!!
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Jesus floats on water so Jesus weighs the same as a duck --> Jesus is made of wood, and therefore, Jesus's a witch. Romans should have burn him.
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This movie is so awesome! I have watched it at school and me and my friend were the only ones who thought it was funny, with the teacher ofcourse :') 
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I just love how he says "A newt?!"
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What's that chant those men in black saying?
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Found this while researching logical fallacies. Fucking hilarious. XD
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Never noticed the guy tying the coconut to the bird before ><
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this week in the middle east, isis.
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lol, the pigeon with the coconut attached.
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Who is that magnificent looking witch?
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+David Emel Connie Booth, John Cleese's ex-wife :-)
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That is not stupid! Its Monty Python stupid you idiot! But its okay I forgive you
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This is how witch trials really were...
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she turned me into a nute. a nute? i got better. BURN HER!!
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Saywhat Shared on Google+ · 3 weeks ago
Conservative Logic 101
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''that's a fat duck''
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Lexi Chan Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
So, let me get this straight...Witches are burned, but wood is also burned, and wood floats, but ducks also float, so, if someone weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, therefore, she's a witch???? -_-
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This still happens in Saudi Arabia and in some countries of Africa. You can be charged with sorcery/being a witch. Welcome to modern day 2014 people -_-
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Does not happen Saudi Arabia but to be honest some of the laws there are rather unfair.
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That's quite a drop Terry Jones took when he dismounted the dais.
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Had to watch this after seeing the new Progressive auto ins commercial with Flo :)
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Let me get my asian brain working now. Witch=W, Wood=Wd, Duck=D W=flammable=Wd Wd=floats=D W=Wd=D Therefore a Witch weighs the same as a duck. Asian proved.
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there's much truth in this... :)
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I finally get the yugioh abridged reference to "Burn the witch!!" That LittleKuriboh was making
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Andrea McDavid "witches were mostly soldiers widows, left helpless and fun to sexually torture in dungeons, taking her home or land or tradesmans tools her husband left behind...the neural pathways for sex and violence are the same pathways in men...that's why porn is so violent and aggressive to women...sadistic torture was created by the church who sent men away for centuries to fight for the church and kings expansion of influence and wealth...women were just as much casualties of war as men except they weren't lauded as heros..." I'm sorry Andrea but this just isn't true (not the part about the abuse, that was true). The people who abused those women were sick people messed up by repressive religion and socialized to be misogynists. A- Not all men associate sex and violence. Wasn't the 19th Century- an era controlled by males- all about gentle and romantic depictions of sex? B- People can associate sex and violence (BDSM) without raping. Rape is about doing something agianst someone else's will and about using sex as a punishment. Rape can even be nonviolent. Violence and rape are two different things here. Normal people of both sexes do NOT find it "fun" to sexually torture others. C- those who do use sex as a weapon were caused to be that way by insane religious abuse and indoctrination or by thier own evil nature, not by being male (or black, or gay, or short, or freckled, or whatever) D- Using sex as a punishment is not a specific male behavior. Females can dominate and brutalize and engulf men just as men can pierce women. Neither is acceptable. Men sexually abuse women more than women sexually abuse men not because they like sex more (peopel who like sex don't use it to hurt others) but because men in patriarchal religions hate females. E- Just because studies have shown the brain pathways for sex and violence are the smae in some individuals does not mean it occurred naturally. Perhaps a pathway developed because of socialization. The biggest lie woman (and black, and gay) haters tell is that they cannot help thier prejudices and dangerous behaviours because they are "natural." Misogyny is where that type of mindset that men should use sex as a weapon against women comes from, not the "natural male mindset".
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Wait, how do they know that duck isn't just a witch in disguise?
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I've often wondered who is dumber, the villagers or Bedevere for getting them to think she's made of wood & weighs the same as a duck...
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The villagers, they are both stupid and evil. Stupid because they cannot follow his logic and cannot tell the obvious problems with it. And evil because they dress an innocent woman up like a witch just so they can watch her burn for entertainment.
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2:40 ´nice´ movie eh sorry ^^
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Gotta have the full Monty!
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That's not even a duck. It looks more like a goose to me (I'm sure that was intentional....)
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"There are ways of "tellinggg" whether she is a witch." "Are there?" "What are they? Tell us tell us tell us!" "Do they huurt?" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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