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Kramer talks to George about life

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Kramer makes george realise what a misserable person he is.

I'm already in George's position, and I'm only 20.
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Being in that position during your 20ies is actually quite normal. It's worse if it happens in your 30ies or 40ies...
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poor george. geniously delivered, btw. jason switches from dismissive to genuinely troubled at just the right time, with a perfect hesitation.
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" I like to get the daily news "    -   hilarious .
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this is me i'm 27
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I'm 35 :-) And this is strangely relatable.
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I'm 24 and I answered no to every question haha
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Milan Lilin Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
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Kramer did have a life..he tried new things (even though they failed lol) but he didnt bitch and moan Like George!!
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Ends it on a why..... Lol
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No job no car no girl no dick lol
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WHYYY? LMFAO!!! I WANA HUGE HIM!!
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Pal Saint Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
how to fit in at thermotron-- find your place like mitch kerr at all temp engineering- find your life at thermotron
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Hilarious that its Kramer who judges George who has even less prospects than he does, he's never shown to even have had any job unlike George and at the end, K is like we have to grow up and G is like "why?" haha
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he has that coffee table book about coffee tables that's getting a movie adaptation top that
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@imRyRy well, I watched it for perfect dialogue between George &Jerry, The Michael Richards Show (2000) didn't catch on at all and lasted only 1 season
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"Ass?!" Hey, whatever. I'm a former NY sex worker, many customers were great repeats, & had their own reasons for "buying" (as I did for "selling"), I still hear from some of their adult children, nice letters when the parent dies, & the whole "reproduce" thing seemed a bad idea to me, but I'm sorry you never seemed to find the right spouse. I must say, I do think "love" can actually be construed as sinful, & yes, you're right, selfish. Interesting comment, not meant to attack you.
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A glimpse of Kramer's wisdom. Gather all self-development experts and Kramer can beat them up .... except not in his real actions :D
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You know i answered yes to every question kramer asked bar the woman one thats a kinda, anyway after all things considered geroge makes me feel better about myself :)
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Kramer don't have job,money,women...lmao!
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the chest pound thing is awesome @ :47
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the real humor here is that kramer is one and the same lol
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"... I like to get the daily news."
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ok, thanks Dr Phil. You get your phd out of a cereal box? I pity you, honestly. A loving relationship is based on servitude and selflessness. Destructive? What kinda relationships you been in?
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There are worse things in life than being alone........to bad many people find out to late. If I never get married....so what.....I've been with women....just none i've ever wanted to marry......or spend multiple hours with, lol.
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"I like to get the 'Daily News'..." LOOOOOOL
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Yeah, I get to travel and date because I don't spend all these money on wife and kids. Some people are better off being single. About time we rethink the old ways. Not to mention planet is overpopulated as it is.
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Just noticed that....my god, the resemblance is uncanny.
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he talks with george saying do you got a job when he himself is out of one what idiot lol
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I left NYC (and the USA) before this series came out but I've seen a lot of the episodes anyway, eventually, & they were usually really great, of course. I like the one about "The Pony Remark" and of course there is "The Soup Nazi" for me cuz I live in France. Wow, it's been almost 20 years since I've even owned a TV! Thanks for this.
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but Kramer knows it, hes faced his weaknesses and is willing to change his life. George is in denial.
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@OuWatzahle08 time for you to go back to school
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thats me....no wife, no girlfriend, no kids, no pets, no money, no job, no education, no friends. Damn this sucks.
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Which episode is this? And season?
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Listen to him, he is an orphan in the post-modern world.
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oh yeah it definitely is.... dangerously so! about 5 bill too many. yeah people need to find other ways to be fulfilled. But i think having a life partner/someone to love and trust is a GOOD thing. most people are unfit to parent though lol
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Pretty sure it's the last episode of season 3; those were Kramer's keys laying on the table.
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@TwilightAngel35 i know, i know... that why is so hilarious!!! hehe :D
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That pretty much sums up my life right now..
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@Rev1981 and u cant spell i say go for it serious
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the best things ever said in seinfeld
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@simplerachel11 I had a hunch you'd like that. >;3
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This is the best scene in the entire show
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The thing that always gets me about this clip is that the things Kramer is saying to George can pretty much be applied to himself as well.
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@simonfrouws LOL What didn't I spell correct :)
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yes get me also why ? he said what stupid answer so you want to be a child george right lol
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george isnt just an actor. hes a real life george costanza
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No way, Kramer always had action going on. He was always getting money and women somehow and having adventures.
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you know you're gonna get gold when you isolate george and kramer together
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Wow, George and I have a lot in common ;P
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If Kramer had a spin-off I would watch it.
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Spoken like a true MAN. Those boys think its better for women? getting old, lose your figure cause of your bratty kids (not all, not my mother or women in our fam, but most probably others if they dont diet and work out) and then having to work your own job and be expected to take care of the house and stay looking good?! It CAN be done though. If people can't see alternatives to life, or deny that they have the power to change their future, then they are a SAD individual
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down why dont you go back to kindergarden
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"I like to get the daily news..." Epic xD !!!
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That's not exactly true. There are different tiers of people, lower tiers go for people in their range, which may be 10-20% higher, but not necessarily the top 10-20% of all society. To simplify the concept: you don't see a bunch of (reasonably thinking) 2's going after 8's,9's or 10's.
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"Look at you." I burst out laughing. XD.
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yeah your right maybe this message its more like to never give up and start doing something its powerful
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@matt141989 oi, sorry kind of got caught up. i guess duckman is an example of who jason alexander isnt ;)
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Love it! I like to get the daily news!
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I think George/Kramer interactions were some of my favorite parts on the show, especially early on where George is visibly uncomfortable around Kramer.
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Love the way George says no at 0:35 he's getting scared haha
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Its to hard to find a woman. Culture has conditioned them to want to much out of a man....
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@Rougamaru i live in hk so nothing to do with me..funny
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"Do you yearn?" "Do I yearn?" "Do you yearn?" "I don't yearn...I crave, constant cravings."
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the converation i have with myself every morning. i mean afternoon, who am i kidding here, i never wake up before dinner
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I don't why, but i look reflected in George!
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I love to watch seinfeld so much.. I have all episodes of it.Great seinfeld !
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i like to take the dailey news hehehe fucking no lif no life !!!
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I felt like George before i got a job lol
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Fuck, this reminds me of ....... me. No job, no money, no lady that keeps me warm, no prospects and now reason to get up. No, not even the Daily News. Oh, for fuck sake where is my gun. Serious...
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George and Kramer would both say no to everything, but jason and michael would say yes to everything.
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really? I think that might be generalising... everyone's different. I personally believe the more comfortable with "who you are" whatever that is... the more attractive you are. Sure there are superficial people, both women and men can be like that that for sure... but I would never say that culture has ruined womens perception of men.. they're far smarter than that! :) boobies.
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I just checked your uploads. It appears you're a nerd. Most likely your experience and take on life come from a theory, so shut it geek boy. Get married, raise a few kids, then we will talk how happy you are. Most married family people are miserable and envious of singles. I'd rather fuck multiple women, travel, and spend my money on myself. Life is too short to waste it by living for someone else.
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This clip is missing the best part. Kramer: "George do you everrrrr.... yearn?" (pause) George: "Yearn? Do I Yearn?"
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Damn, I answered the same as George on all questions...
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