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Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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"It looks like you are trying to bend a spoon with your mind, can i help you with that? I got it"
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+Richard Gustafson Dad customers support this is Rajhol, please hold Plays music. -How can i help you?
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"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!".....i lost it.
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+noel apell I actually needed the explanation. Thanks for it. :)
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+SuperDuperBuilderman123 Tell him to wait for windows 10 before upgrading from 7 though!
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''Hope you have cookies enabled...''
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+Room 641A I saw chocolate chip in that sentence
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Windows XP-Walks into coffee shop. Virus changes it into a strip club. Windows Vista-Walks into coffee shop. Coffee shop isn't open. Windows 7-Walks into coffee shop. Gets tea. Windows 8-Walks into coffee shop. Gets lost. Windows 10-Walks into coffee shop. Is stuck inside forever. OSX-Not allowed to go into coffee shop. Linux-Tries to figure how to open the door to the coffee shop. Chrome OS-There is no coffee shop.
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Windows XP walks into coffee shop. Is changed into Strip Shop and is denied access on admin account by virus
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yo my pc actually froze at the bullet bit... is that suppose to happen?
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+JonnyBoyAdventures Yeah of course man. Everyone's computer freezes at that part.
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 Old joke comes to mind...  A: Installed Linux. Fu.ked all night with settings.  B: Installed Win. Fu.ked all night with GF.   Use your time efficiently 
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+Felipe Souza Oh, my bad. I haven't been in this thread in a while so I forgot what we were talking about.
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+Vladimir V. Cool, just make sure you never turn your machine off, while you wait for your win to boot, everyone else will be Fu.king your GF
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Windows, Mac, Linux, et cetera all run just fine if you take care of your computer.
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+Felipe Souza Prove to me how that's not true please. Considering my own experience, a computer can last up to a decade and be fine, as the only thing which should EVER effect a PC or MAC's performance is outdated hardware.
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+SlamifiedBuddafied Yep. It's true. I'm still using an Athlon in my rig. Same hard drives, same ram as when I bought it. I'm not sure if it's a decade old, but it's got to be close!  I just upgrade the graphics card so I can play the newest games and stream HD. 
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Beorn Borg Shared on Google+ · 2 days ago
Normally I don't go for documentaries but ...
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Am I the only one who got the "Ubuntu" Joke?
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+Francisco Gómez García I have no idea what any of that means but thanks for making me realize I had a wrong understanding of it.
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Nope! "Ubuntu? I'm going to learn Ubuntu?" Really good!
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I hope you have cookies enabled. That one made me chuckle violently XD
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Haha.. I like this. In memoriam Windows XP.
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+Nina Firstavina This was made in 2008, long before the cancellation of Windows XP.
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mrandersonmrandersonmranderson
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the fourthdoctorthefourthdoctorthefourthdoctor
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You know what I love about this video? It is one of the very few that doesn't ask me to like and subscribe! Since they aren't begging for likes on this one I think I'll actually give it a thumbs up! Generally any video that begs for subs and likes over and over I'll dislike even if it was a good video.
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+Classic80sStuff Paying for cable. And way more ads then on youtube videos.
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I hope that if I ever make any videos then you don't watch them.
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Ivan Volosyuk Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
... but, is there a difference?... :-)
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Прикольно. Я не видел.
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Antonio Souza Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
E se a Matrix (que é real, S.Q.N) fosse controlada pelo Windows?
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why is Neo speaking like napoleon dynamite?
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+Enslave d He's speaking just like Keanu
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+Karol T A dziękuję, dziękuję :D Apple  zasłużyło... Już od dawna sobie grabili ;) 
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+Karol T Ja już nie chce nic od Apple. :D
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This is still pretty damn funny in 2015.
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Couldn't stop laughing at the error report stuff
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" The progressbar is moving but the remaining time is going up" That happens to me when my internet conection is bad and I download something...
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Ubuntu should never be trusted again because spyware.
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John Pyper Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Bwhahahaha. That was great. The end makes it all the better.
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Dunno why people hate on xp nowadays. Also why they ever hated on vista... Vista was fine, 8 is great after the 8.1 update and classich shell... 10 seems nice.
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Like I said my old man's laptop came preloaded with vista, bizarre bugs indeed. Resource hog indeed. Half the time the pre installed HP burning software of the rom drive didn't want to work. And al ost every time I borrowed the thing to go on the net IE would give me no end of grief... Waitt IE always gave me grief, my netbook with 7 starter same thing all the freaking time! This page has stopped responding. So glad I changed to firefox. And same thing is true of windows 7 when it comes to windows updates, resources get hogged and everything slows down... sigh. Really though that's my only complaint with 7. 8.0 managed to piss me off right away and no 8.1 doesn't make up for it at lest not in my eyes.
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Because Windows XP runs as s**t on VMWare with i5, 2 gb ram?!
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whats wrong with windows xp :(
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+bioman3 do you even know how many blue screens of death ive encountered with windows xp?
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+Joel Martinez III I didn't see one in my life and i have been using xp until 2012
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That second "Unfreeze".
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Why XP?  Vista was soooooo much worse.
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You have no choice. Sending error report or not, have the same exact consequence. (that's the truth lol)
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+skipy976, Lord of Souls Now for sending file to microsoft to check for virus can turn the whole window down.
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XD yeah but it's less likely to mess up if you don't send.
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Ubuntu is shit. He should learn Arch instead.
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lol LOVE CH, but wish they had more new vids :/
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This is why you don't use Windows, and why you should get Linux.
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+Nathaniel Olsen some people should use windows and some should use Linux. There's a different place for every operating system.
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I swear I have the same headset as this guy in the video at the start.
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0:23 where is she putting the cable
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"Tries to exit out of Internet explorer..just have to wait for the hour glass to go away..."
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3:20 You just read my mind, bravo
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I hate college humor such ignorant trolls! They are just jealous that XP is immensely popular and they are just insignificant twerps that discriminate against Windows.
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+Jim Dayton Xp is more then 10 years oldof course it sucks lol
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at least it isn't vista "you are now logging into the matrix."  "are you sure you want to log into the matrix?" "are you sure that you're sure that you want to log into the matrix?" "please grant administrator access to log into the matrix." "are you sure you want to grant administrator access to log into the matrix?"
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This made my day, thanks.
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I don't get the very last joke.......... what's "umbuntoo" ???
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The cover of this video looks like hard rain
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I'm going to learn Ubuntu! XD
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I think that bullet is spinning the wrong way
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I guess I can run Matrix on my sister's computer then.
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Try Control, Alt, Delete!
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I dunno how, but at 2:01 she made it sound bloody threatening.
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BIOS - it's faster than Windows, it's easier than DOS, it is reliable as a tank. The BIOS comes with all computers, requires no installation, and Firefox version 32.4 blows any other OS. Random Chelyabinsk city IT specialist. P.S. If you don't like the BIOS you can always tear it from your computer and use a piezoelectric element for recording information on the hard drive manually.
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BLUE SCREEN HAHAHAHA, I WANT TO LEARN UBUNTU....
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he chose the blue screen
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now i need to watch org matrix again!!!!
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the effects are done so well in this, makes you wonder why college humour doesn't put out a movie
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if only he knew how to download more RAM
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_ /       \ |       | ^    ^ @  @ | |     | | |     | | |     |  / |  \__/  | |          | \_____/ It looks like you thought i was gone forever Would you like help with that [YES] [NO]
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+Aarone2004  _ /       \ |       | ^    ^ @  @ | |     | | |     | | |     |  / |  \__/  | |          | \_____/ unbends it looks like you tried to kill a god you puny mortal would you like help with that [YES] [NO]
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"Looks like you're trying to free humanity! Want some help?" I just.. laughed... so hard...
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My computer crashed 0:26 and at first I thought it was part of the video.
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Definitely one of your best!
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I've hear in my head you just mispronounced Putin didn't you ? :D
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3:46 I thought such helpful apps as utorrent never crash
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XP is actually better than 8.
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lol those japanese letters in 3:35
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does anyone feel sorry for me? i still have to do all this.  damn, those error reports did nothing
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"Ubuntu? I'm going to learn... Ubuntu?" Killer line!
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windows xp is no longer supported but most cash machines still use it
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NantucketSlim Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
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2:02 :OOO Should i send or not send
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Whatever. At least it's compatible with everything that's older than yesterday.
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This is just amazing!
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Windows 98 was for games and XP was to not fk with drivers :D If you had a 600Mhz CPU you know that 98 was the way to go...
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Eh xp is actually very stable system, and eats less reseoruces than win7. 98 was the real monstrosity. Stll remember all those resets every day brrr
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2:36 are those ametur porn videos?
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Trust No One "Gravity Falls!"
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At least it's not windows 8
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I feel like playing Saints Row 4 instead of GTAV now.
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Joe Crowman Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
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The Matrix alludes to many philosophies and metaphors. This video is awesome though of how it captures one of those interpretations.
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So many noobs criticising Linux in the comments. I say,delete your windows partitions for a month and try using Linux only and you will see how much better Linux is.
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+linkviii Microsoft should pay me to use WIndows let alone VS.
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sintax error: file.jar/server/earth is not responding. Possible corrupt file. Please do shift+alt+del and relaunch
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'This is Agent Jones from Conneticut please hold' hahahaaaa I totally lost it
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In TFS Abridge: #19: Murder.EXE Failed Initializing. Would you want to send a Report? #20: NO! DONT SEND A REPORT!!! #19: Sending Report. #20: SON OF A WH*RE!!!! Those who watched the episode know what im talking about XD
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That's what he gets for running XP on an android. The WinRar joke there made me lose it.
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I've been using XP for 12+ years and have gotten only one BSOD and it was my fault for downloading pirated games. I still use XP with a SSD and a good video card and my computer is much faster and more reliable than my friends overpriced Vista and WIn7/8 machines. XP FTW bitches
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+Drake Rastorfer That is true to a point. I'm actually not comparing it to gaming rigs or high end machines, but rather to the average overpriced PC purchased in big box stores and online. I've seen dozens of people with 7/8/Vista on their $1000 laptops and it takes them 5 minutes to even load a website or boot up. My XP with an SSD boots up in under 30 seconds and loads websites so fast that people think it cost thousands of dollars when it only cost me about $200 total. I simply have to defend XP on this one. If you get a BSOD, it was probably your own fault.
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+Daves Day Off  I will agree it's very stable, but I would say speed is not exactly it's strong point. I would say your system's speed isn't because of the operating system, but only because of its hardware.
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Looks like you're trying to free humanity. Want some help?
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this is even worse than the actual movie how is that possible? lol the movie is fucking terrible for morons with 80 iq lol
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What windows Xp was awesome
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Even though XP is 14 years old it still manages to work better than 8 or 8.1.
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+Fusion14N say what you will. YOUR RESIGNATION HAS BEEN ACCEPTED AND CANNOT BE REVOKED
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is it sad im watching on a windows xp
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Jānis Binders Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
''Sooner or later we all encounter an error, Neo. You will have to make a choice: to send an error report, or not to send one... but... is there a difference?"' :D 
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why no bonzi buddy?
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We need a "Matrix Runs on Windows 1.0".
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