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Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!".....i lost it.
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+noel apell I actually needed the explanation. Thanks for it. :)
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+SuperDuperBuilderman123 Tell him to wait for windows 10 before upgrading from 7 though!
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''Hope you have cookies enabled...''
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+John Lipski How else would we know that he got that it was a joke if he didn't type the line that was said in the video we were all watching?
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"It looks like you are trying to bend a spoon with your mind, can i help you with that? I got it"
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I hope you have cookies enabled. That one made me chuckle violently XD
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mrandersonmrandersonmranderson
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the fourthdoctorthefourthdoctorthefourthdoctor
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yo my pc actually froze at the bullet bit... is that suppose to happen?
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+JonnyBoyAdventures Yeah of course man. Everyone's computer freezes at that part.
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 Old joke comes to mind...  A: Installed Linux. Fu.ked all night with settings.  B: Installed Win. Fu.ked all night with GF.   Use your time efficiently 
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+Fuck Google+ still waiting for this video......
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Am I the only one who got the "Ubuntu" Joke?
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Oh, little Ness. Of course we know about Ubuntu. At least me because I code for it… :3 +Roxie Roberts It is a (GNU)Linux distribution (a.k.a. a regular Linux "distro"). I don't know what do you mean with "Linux" anyway – it's just a kernel, not an OS in itself :3
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+Francisco Gómez García I have no idea what any of that means but thanks for making me realize I had a wrong understanding of it.
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You know what I love about this video? It is one of the very few that doesn't ask me to like and subscribe! Since they aren't begging for likes on this one I think I'll actually give it a thumbs up! Generally any video that begs for subs and likes over and over I'll dislike even if it was a good video.
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+Classic80sStuff Paying for cable. And way more ads then on youtube videos.
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I hope that if I ever make any videos then you don't watch them.
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Windows, Mac, Linux, et cetera all run just fine if you take care of your computer.
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+deadpan237 I assume it's a pre-built laptop? It's possible there is some bloatware funkin around in there. But the programs working just fine do not imply infallible, not sure how you arrived at that conclusion. Being fine is they work efficiently, not perfectly. The program is bound to act screwy after awhile after so much has been written, deleted and altered on your hard disks. Not sure if you know much about computers, but go to your control panel and go through the un/install icon and get rid of anything which isn't necessary. I used Vista for a bit before and encountered bugs, but once again, I rarely had any major issues because of regular maintenance.
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Dunno why people hate on xp nowadays. Also why they ever hated on vista... Vista was fine, 8 is great after the 8.1 update and classich shell... 10 seems nice.
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Computing Forever Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
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Try run matrix on windows 8, you will spend more time accidently going back to your home screen and then looking for the desktop again.
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Don't forget the automatic updates!
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+Sam City Yes, I know that. I get those pretty often too, especially if I launch too many things after startup.
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John Pyper Shared on Google+ · 4 days ago
Bwhahahaha. That was great. The end makes it all the better.
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hahahah hilarious ;))))) 
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Ivan Volosyuk Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
... but, is there a difference?... :-)
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Прикольно. Я не видел.
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loved the ubuntu joke at the end, LINUX F#CKING DOMINATES THE WORLD!!!
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whats wrong with windows xp :(
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+bioman3 so if you did that mean you dont anymore.
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Antonio Souza Shared on Google+ · 1 day ago
E se a Matrix (que é real, S.Q.N) fosse controlada pelo Windows?
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+Karol T A dziękuję, dziękuję :D Apple  zasłużyło... Już od dawna sobie grabili ;) 
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+Karol T Ja już nie chce nic od Apple. :D
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This is still pretty damn funny in 2015.
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It's funny. Now that we look back on Windows XP as one of the best operating systems. 
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I got 2 desktops, one (i'm writing from it) still rocks XP SP3, the other has 7 Ultimate. I really can't bring myself to leave XP, if you know what you're doing it makes wonders. And for virus related stuff, periodical format (like once every 2 weeks/ 1 month) solves the issue. Too bad youtube average age is around 15, you missed out big.
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+MisterF80 Hell if you be careful you can keep from having a virus for years!
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Stuart Strauzer Shared on Google+ · 3 weeks ago
HAHA, never gets old
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You have no choice. Sending error report or not, have the same exact consequence. (that's the truth lol)
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+skipy976, Lord of Souls Now for sending file to microsoft to check for virus can turn the whole window down.
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XD yeah but it's less likely to mess up if you don't send.
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Windows 2000 and XP were my shit :')
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lol LOVE CH, but wish they had more new vids :/
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I love how it ends on the Blue Screen of Death!
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Best Morpheous cosplay ever! Even his the texture of his skin is spot on.
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"Tries to exit out of Internet explorer..just have to wait for the hour glass to go away..."
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0:23 where is she putting the cable
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Ubuntu is better than windows, no virus problems
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oh man you're an idiot
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at least it isn't vista "you are now logging into the matrix."  "are you sure you want to log into the matrix?" "are you sure that you're sure that you want to log into the matrix?" "please grant administrator access to log into the matrix." "are you sure you want to grant administrator access to log into the matrix?"
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IS MORPHEUS IN THIS THE VOICE ACTOR OF JET FROM COWBOY BEBOP!?!
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Aww, they should have made him move his hand in front of his eyes, and make like 50 copies, like very window used to doXD
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Hvordan er dette under Win7? Hva skjer i Win9?
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BLUE SCREEN HAHAHAHA, I WANT TO LEARN UBUNTU....
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he chose the blue screen
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ubuntu? i'm going to learn ubuntu?
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Try Control, Alt, Delete!
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I don't get the very last joke.......... what's "umbuntoo" ???
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BIOS - it's faster than Windows, it's easier than DOS, it is reliable as a tank. The BIOS comes with all computers, requires no installation, and Firefox version 32.4 blows any other OS. Random Chelyabinsk city IT specialist. P.S. If you don't like the BIOS you can always tear it from your computer and use a piezoelectric element for recording information on the hard drive manually.
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Definitely one of your best!
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I've hear in my head you just mispronounced Putin didn't you ? :D
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_ /       \ |       | ^    ^ @  @ | |     | | |     | | |     |  / |  \__/  | |          | \_____/ It looks like you thought i was gone forever Would you like help with that [YES] [NO]
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+Aarone2004  _ /       \ |       | ^    ^ @  @ | |     | | |     | | |     |  / |  \__/  | |          | \_____/ unbends it looks like you tried to kill a god you puny mortal would you like help with that [YES] [NO]
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the effects are done so well in this, makes you wonder why college humour doesn't put out a movie
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"Looks like you're trying to free humanity! Want some help?" I just.. laughed... so hard...
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Yay Linux at the end (Ubuntu). Good choice maybe you will free 1 gigabyte ram :-)
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It's true that other operating systems don't get viruses... Because other OS don't run most programs! Not even viruses!
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XP is actually better than 8.
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Is that the guy who played Protozoa in Zenon??
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Ubuntu will save us all from the architect!
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lol those japanese letters in 3:35
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NantucketSlim Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
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haha, back when CollegeHumor was funny :)
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Whatever. At least it's compatible with everything that's older than yesterday.
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And more garbage. They've been doing garbage for years!
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2:02 :OOO Should i send or not send
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In TFS Abridge: #19: Murder.EXE Failed Initializing. Would you want to send a Report? #20: NO! DONT SEND A REPORT!!! #19: Sending Report. #20: SON OF A WH*RE!!!! Those who watched the episode know what im talking about XD
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That's what he gets for running XP on an android. The WinRar joke there made me lose it.
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I hate college humor such ignorant trolls! They are just jealous that XP is immensely popular and they are just insignificant twerps that discriminate against Windows.
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+Jim Dayton  What a petty thing to get angry about, you do realise there are more important things in the world than which operating system is the worst?
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Eh xp is actually very stable system, and eats less reseoruces than win7. 98 was the real monstrosity. Stll remember all those resets every day brrr
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Torrent link for the program?
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this is even worse than the actual movie how is that possible? lol the movie is fucking terrible for morons with 80 iq lol
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Windows 98 was for games and XP was to not fk with drivers :D If you had a 600Mhz CPU you know that 98 was the way to go...
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Ahh, Clippie - I miss Clippie...... :)
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I like but XP Professional was pretty damn good.
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2:36 are those ametur porn videos?
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Milagros X Shared on Google+ · 6 months ago (edited)
SPOILER!!! Me reí muchísimo con el asistente de Windows XP, clipper. Me acuerdo que lo odiaba cuando usaba este sistema operativo. Aunque creo que también estaba el perrito amarillo. Pero el clip me sacaba de quicio. También es muy gracioso cuando la bala tarda en cargarse y posteriormente aparece The Blue Screen of Dead jajajaja.
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En inglés, no necesita "de". La oración correcta es "Thank God." También, no sé el error en la segunda oración. Pero es "I was berating myself for making typos."
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Yo sugeriría que ejecuta su escritura a través de un traductor para ver si es coherente, y luego hacer ajustes luego. SpanishDict.com es bueno en este tipo de cosas, aunque necesitará saber un poco de inglés para moverse, aunque creo que estás bien.
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Joe Crowman Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
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At least it's not windows 8
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"Yu will have to choose to send an error report or not to send one, question is if there is a difference." Lol my sides
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The Matrix alludes to many philosophies and metaphors. This video is awesome though of how it captures one of those interpretations.
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I feel like playing Saints Row 4 instead of GTAV now.
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Soon you will have to make a choice. To send error report, or not to send error report. But, is there a difference? XD holy shit the accuracy is unreal
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sintax error: file.jar/server/earth is not responding. Possible corrupt file. Please do shift+alt+del and relaunch
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I use Windows 8.1. I don't really see whats wrong with it. From the comments I see a lot of people like Linux for what ever reason. But Windows works fine for me, and (most) everything is supported. I am a fanboy when it comes to O.S. Reply if you have any valid reason i should switch. (I am a gamer)
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Get the FREE upgrade to Win 10 when it comes out. Stream Xbox One, and record any gameplay from Steam or any other PC games.
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Yeah, i'm excited for it! Just hope it supports pc gaming like it said.
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[sigh] Does this really pass as funny to ppl?
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'This is Agent Jones from Conneticut please hold' hahahaaaa I totally lost it
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Even though XP is 14 years old it still manages to work better than 8 or 8.1.
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+Fusion14N say what you will. YOUR RESIGNATION HAS BEEN ACCEPTED AND CANNOT BE REVOKED
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The Matrix was good but Im pretty sure everyone would have liked this version more
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So many noobs criticising Linux in the comments. I say,delete your windows partitions for a month and try using Linux only and you will see how much better Linux is.
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2:50 "Mr. Anderson Mr. Anderson Mr. Anderson arghghhhah!"
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my laptop runs on windows xp
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been testing my drunkness over hear. Appartently i'm the laughin like a maniack type (screw grammùar!)..
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So what did it mean at the end with UPANTU
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UBUNTU is a GNU/Linux based operating system, and it's quite different from Windows: probably it's less user friendly, but better in many ways, for example it's more secure from virus/malware. And it's FREE and open source...try it!
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I used Win 7, 8 and now 8.1 and I think XP was better than any of them.
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I got detention once for playing around with the paper clip in primary school.
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i still use xp... the only blue screens i've ever seen have been due to buggy drivers or broken hardware. it's the actual truth of it. apple's more integrated approach is maybe better in terms of minimizing points of failure, whereas linux driver support remains largely hopeless. but, you have to consider a trade-off in price and customization. the key thing is this, though: if you get compatible hardware from respectable vendors, the bluescreens really don't happen. when they do, it's because the hardware manufacturers didn't create drivers that work properly in the system, and you can't really blame microsoft for it. you just have to do that research.
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+Straffe_Hendrick that's what i'm saying - i will probably stick with xp until i feel i need more ram. and that's probably years into the future. even so, i'll probably end up dual booting into 32-bit xp due to the hardware. i mean, even if i end up upgrading the hardware one day i'm not going to discard the old devices... i built this thing myself in 2007; i dropped quite a bit of cash into it, because i expected it to last at least ten years. it's a 64-bit chip and the board can take 8 gb, but, like i say,  there's no 64-bit drivers and i like my image. people actually laughed at me. "you'll upgrade in two years.". but i haven't. and all i've lost in that period is one of the four hard drives. like i say: it's going to be the ram, eventually. and it could be another ten years...
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and....i'll still be running xp, even if i upgrade the music pc, because i've got it running on my old pc that just sends a youtube signal to my tv, which is from the 90s (those quantum fireballs don't die. there's a 20 gb hard drive in it. it still spins. it belongs in a museum.) and can't run anything newer than xp. if that drive goes one day, i have every intention to hit a pawn shop and find another one just so i can put xp back on it...
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