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Doofus Chilean Miner Stuck Down There Again

by The Onion • 61,220 views

A local robot is not programmed for that, but whatever, 54 Iraqi civilians die in not our problem anymore, and the U.S. adds 4 million new jobs, but in St. Louis. It's the week of November 28th, 2011.

I want the new food chain chart bad, shits funny.
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@laputadetumadre11 >implying that isn't exactly what you're doing .____.
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this world sucks, its time for a new one.
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What did the hipster say abouth the Chilean miners? I liked them better when they wwere underground.
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@laputadetumadre11 "Saving face" is when you look like an ass and then try to redeem yourself through negative or positive means. You fit the bill just fine seeing as YOU picked a bone with a comment you didn't understand, and then tried to justify it. I find it funny that you associate enjoying good television with poor mental health. It takes balls to say that when you can't even decipher plain, simple English. That makes this conversation that much more hilarious.
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The apocalypse is near, just as predicted
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I thought this was fake until they mentioned how Meryl Streep can't be tried because she has no peers. That's very real.
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I made that same "many universes" joke a week ago.
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The best thing they did was to change the voice-over guy in these reviews! All in this world is right again.. kinda.
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@BrandonAngelDragon NASA obviously stole it from the Korean.
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uhhh the onion is so lame now..cant stand the voice on these weekly reviews
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"Cross-species dietary free-for-all." Ha ha.
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"Assuming the many universes theory of quantum mechanics is accurate, the review you have just seen will remain relevant in an other reality for all eternity" I'm so sorry for quoting the video But I just had to, I completely lost my shit
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@davezbetter Sorry, I ment just The Onion in general. I kinda typed it wrong there.
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Lions aren't felines, they're panthera. BAD SCIENCE! I'm telling the teacher.
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These week in review videos are there holy grail.
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@TCostellos Welcome to the world of satire sir, not everything is ment to be funny.
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@mafarmerga I'd recommend "prtscn" followed by "ctrl-v" followed by "ctrl-p"
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LOLOLOLO!!! Full size food chain chart please!
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Sometimes late at night i cover my self in vaseline and pretend im a slug
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1:04 Great white shark no longer on food chain because one was eaten by a coral reef yesterday. Ha
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@SpraxIAKS Thats because youre probably very young.
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@Andybaby Not at all, they're basically saying that the way everyone handled the Sandusky incident was wrong and that the people who witnessed the rape should have called the police right away. The Onion is saying through satire that whenever anyone witnesses a rape you should ALWAYS call the police right away instead of pretending it never happened.
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EVERYTHING is more accurate then fox.
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@FieldMarshalRommel23 nah throw his ass in prison, the prisoners don't need power tools, just some slippery soap ;P
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I laughed my ass off just reading the title of the video xD
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Frog: Little fucker looks like he's thinking about eating a cheetah. XD
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Thumbs up if you paused the video at 1:04 to read all the text on the food chain diagram.
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If you see a kid getting raped, don't call the police; capture the rapist and get the power tools out!
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I want a copy of that food chain.
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lol at "what to do when witnessing a 10-year-old boy being raped" ~go eat lunch then call the police~ ~convince yourself nothing happened~ LOL!!
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@Szeicheng My english very bad. But you know what i mean.
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1:11 that dude has been mindfucked.
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the food chain made me laugh my ass off
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2:00 In most states, an 18 year old having safe, consensual sex with a knowing, willing, and able 17 year old would be considered rape. You're going to call the cops for that? What the fuck Onion?
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i could use next friday's megamillion numbers...
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i'm so glad they switched the voice for these videos. much better.
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@Mac11em um i think you mean "advise". advice is a noun. advise is either a verb or a noun depending on your country.
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I used to watch the onion but then i got eaten by a cow
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This segment has clearly matured into a worthy component for the onion
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Little fucker looks like he's thinking about eating a cheetah had me in fucking fits
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This onion was dark and poignant. Fun, yet very thought provoking at times. Very good
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if the photo at 0:23 is real or not,i dont find it funny at all. i wonder if the the producer of this vid or some of the viewers would think it funny if some of your loved ones were blown up to pieces?.
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Oh, goody. A lame "week in review" medley of boring horse shit with a misleading title. Thanks a billion.
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30 People are not on the food chain and were replaced with coral reef. ಠ_ಠ
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Shame about that Chilean miner. Hopefully a Peruvian will swoop in at the last minute.
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Why would you reply to something a year old? Go away.
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Saying there's new jobs in St. Luis reminds me of when my dad would tell me that he "bought ice cream today, but I already shit it out"
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How serious was the Chilean earthquake? Not that serious, it was just a miner inconvenience.
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Brilliant, though fucking BRUTAL! I love it!
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Water now included in good chain lmfao
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too bad theres not 4 million people in St. Louis.
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@zzyzx0788 Anyone who doesn't use any punctuation, should not be telling anybody what they should or should not be doing.
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"This cow probably just ingested an entire hippopotamus" O_O Damn nature you scary!
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NASA got the moon? North Korea's going to be pissed.
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The lion is so fake xD. Its starting to scare me how many people actually believe this.
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I'm a doofus and I'm offended by this.
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@brandonr85 That was the funniest thing in the entire video. :D
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@DickCheneyXX What made your comment great was your user name. You are probably really him.
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"Lion could end up anywhere in this damn thing now" LOL best part of the food chain.
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seems like NASA got the moon before North Korea did
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Did anyone else pause on that food chain?! that shit is too funny hahaha
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@Arnold2Waldo "Little fucker looks like he's thinking about eating a cheetah" is my fave :)
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I want that food chain pic in high res
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That was extra edgy. Loved it.
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1:31 Best part of these by far.
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I love how you don't give a crap about your tags X)
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2:16 didnt North Korea already take the moon?
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@ViolentRiC Fox is more accurate, you dumbass
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The end just blasted my mind......
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Cross species dietary free for all occur at McDonalds every day, I dont see the big deal.
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