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The Guide To Trading Candy

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Everything you need to know to get ahead in candy trading. Everything. Music: Hoedown (Insturmental) http://soundcloud.com/jj_stuart A guide to trading candy. Trading candy is a skill that can...

"If you would like a pdf version of this chart, please look in your butt."
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Am I the only one who actually wants a of that
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one time this guy gave my brothers and I ketchup packets.
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+Ella S. Brussel sprouts are the BEST
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I got a rock in my candy bag when I was in the 8th grade. I also got a toothbrush and travel sized toothpaste the following year.
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+monkeygirl057 AJ Uhh.. If people go to a hotel or stop to camp they have a small packet of toothpaste?
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That one house that gives pretzel bags. I hate that house.
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+Georgie Sewell i love halloween pretzels! they're just better than regular pretzels
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I love raisins...
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gives you all the raisins from last halloween trust me they're still good
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+Aigis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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But... but I love Necco wafers!
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When people leave out a bowl of candy on their porch I take all of it and dump it in my bag.
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+Ani Mkrtchyan But they just left a bunch of candy out!! It's hard not to. Unless you're not a thief..like I..
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I searched my own anus and found no pdf, such lies
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+theguy1all Was it a colonoscopy or just a prostate exam-type search?
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Am I the only one who did not understand any of this and started watching this over and over but still couldn't understand it?
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Everyone reply the best thing someone gave you for trick or treating night :D 
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Best thing? Candy. That's it, really. Worst thing? Expired granola diet bar.
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I went up to a house Trick Or Treating once, nobody was there and there was a basket of health bars sitting on their porch.
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I wish I was there Healthy food.. 🐯 NEEDS EET
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I have never been trick or treating in my life and now I'm too old. I have so many regrets.
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+get real I was Morman as a child (I'm now non-religious) and every year we did something called Trunk or Treat because people decorated their trunks and gave candy to children.
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I love dark chocolate. Respect me. White chocolate is nasty.
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+Kiesha Sultan Dark chocolate has more actual cacao in it than any other chocolate. I'm actually not sure if white chocolate has any cacao.
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last year i went trick or treating with my little brother. One woman gave me an apple, another gave me a sugarfree gum. One lady choosed trick, so I put stones and leaves in her mailbox. 
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+Katarina Lundeqvist *applauds you ma'am are a smart person
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I got a mini popcorn packet and 30 cents, what am i supposed to do with it?
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Take your woman out to a fine dinner.
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My friend got a GameBoy one Halloween LOL!
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One of my favorite things is there's this one house every year that gives out rice krispee treats and i get that as my halloween dinner ^-^ THEY HAVE CANDY SPRINKLES ON THEM
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pixie sticks=gold bricks
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+DatSoldier Official pixy stix* dont play smart with me
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kill the raisins with fire
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so apperantly i'll be your boss someday. be nice and agree with my marxist ways
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If someone give u an apple do t worry.... There going to hell😂😂 what if it is ur mom?😂
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I wish we'd celebrate Halloween in Finland.
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Once I got given 3 big-packs of peanuts... I'm allergic to peanuts :((((((((((( WHYYYYYY?!?!?
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Whoever is narrating this has the best voice ever. (Other than the Allstate guy and Morgan Freeman)
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+Poop McStuffins I believe zefrank was the narrator (he is amazing)
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This scary lady said my costume was crappy (mad hatter) and gave me a fake penny -_-
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The second funniest video from Buzzfeed. It's right next to "If Hermione Granger were the Main Character in Harry Potter"
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#5: General Stupidity... I have no idea why I am laughing so hard.
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I love the internet, you no longer have to pay for college for the basic knowledge to get by in the world. Of course you will still need higher education because this video doesnt explain the mathematical formula when trading funsize for regular and of course it didnt even touch next day trading and the flow chart on how to determine the worth of the last king size. It seems like kids these days just eat the candy without planning for the future. When you find out your gonna be a parent at 14, i bet you wish you still had that candy necklace to pawn for formula
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Hey! I think apples taste like candy!
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"And as for anyone who gave you an apple, don't worry, they're going to Hell"😂
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Hey! I'm from Wisconsin. Not many people reference it and we are ignored.... :(
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SAME, I live in WI too
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Kinda like north carolina
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One time some one gave me a fruit snacks for Halloween another time someone gave me some kind of "healthy gummy grape fruit" I hope they get shot with a cannon someday :/
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I can't believe that I'm the only person in my class (of 40 people) that likes dark chocolate. I'm not too worried considering that at least 8 of them prefer white chocolate over real chocolate. My class has no taste.
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These are the kinds of videos I watch at 3 A.M. on a school night. (:
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HAH THOSE ARENT SMARTIES! THOSE ARE ROCKETS! God damned americans
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I have a brother with a dairy allergy whom dislikes chocolate so I'm set
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The root beer flavored Dum-dum pops r my absolute favorites, they're the only ones I eat! They can sometimes be hard to find, but when I find one, I do an internal happy dance. I never give them away, ever
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i got chick-fil-a mints before XD
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What about oranges that was it was brused
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I once got a pencil and I was like what no candy and then I was like not a bad pencil but still no candy.
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That ending killed me hahahaha
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Our favorite houses were right next door to each other. It was a rich neighborhood and the first house would give out full size candy of your choosing (they usually had 4 or 5 kinds, something for everyone). Their neighbors were genius and would give out juice boxes every year because they knew they were the mid point of the neighborhood and all the kids would be thirsty by the time they got there. It was awesome.
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sssoooooo did they steal this from ZeFrank or did he agree to this?
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Zefrank works for buzzfeed.
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Raisins should be burnt then peed on by your dog
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never knew trading actually candy was such a big deal
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One time i got apple sause and pringles for Halloween at a house
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I actually love both of those! XD
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As the one handing out candy here is my strategy: Buy more candy than you expect to give out (roughly 10-20%) Divide up the candy load into 4 categories: 1: the junk you'll never eat. 2: The junk you dislike but MIGHT eat if you were hungry and too lazy for real food.   3: Candy that's all around good to have.  4: Your favorites that you don't want to part with. Load the hand out bucket with stash 1 when you start.  Often the little kids are the first ones around the block, and they don't care what candy they get, they just want it.  Usually they're your biggest crowd so they'll go through portions 1 and 2 (though sometimes 1 and a half). After that you have the teenagers.  They usually have higher standards and are also likely to egg your house if dissatisfied.  Pander to them with the 3rd selection.  Sadly, you MAY end up dipping into your fourth category. By the end of the night, however, there are likely less people coming to the door and a larger likelihood that there will be leftovers. Your leftovers. Your favorites. Win. :D
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RAISINS SHOULD BE BURNED THAN BE PEED ON BY YOUR DOG YAY JUSTICE!!! XD
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We have a rich part of town and if they don't give full size candy bars you don't go there
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I have NEVER been more confused in my entire life. also WHY DOES NO ONE GIVE OUT WHITE CHOCOLATE?!
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I would like to know how to pull a Smarties Gambit
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1. Take the smarties 2. Trade them for a full-snize Snickers 3,. Watch them cry for three and a half years
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Once a woman ran out of candy, so she started giving out cans of coke instead
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One time this house gave me an apple and a bag of carrots. If i had known the correct vocabulary at the time, I would have told them to shove the apple and carrots up their ass. It halloween, motherfuckers
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why do people hate butterfingers? I love butterfingers
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One time i got a little package of uhg almondjoys monds and nothing else from a person when i was 5 now i love almond joys! but monds go to hell!
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So according to the candy gate way chart I should be a popstar, senator, and president of the US lol
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A priest game me an apple.............
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I was once given a pencil when I was trick or treating. Now every time I past the mans house on the way to middle school I give him "I Hate you" eyes.
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I once got a soda on Halloween. What category does it go in for this year just in case?
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My Econ teacher showed us this video when teaching a unit about trade...
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when you live in australia and get yelled at by an old lady saying "THIS ISN'T AMERICA GO HOME" or get a tampon by the one house in the whole block that has halloween decorations up
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Im 16 and I still go trick or treating, for the only purpose of that it is the only fucking thing to do in town on Halloween besides trying to egg people's houses, go to drinking parties, and tping houses. And all three of those things get busted every single year with heavy fines, so I just go for the free candy instead.
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i completly agree with the raisin part. but not the mom and dad tax part! THEY GET NOTHING ! NOTHING!!!!!
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I have a personal guide: First, set aside any candies you are not willing to trade/candies saved for the m&d tax. Second; get the favorite candies of others that you are willing to trade ready for any good candies, such as large boxes (whoppers should be avoided at all costs, preferably set aside for the m&d tax), york patties, snickers, or smarties. Thirdly, find the dumbest/youngest trader available, and trade all of the candy that they dont like for a chocolate bar and another terrible candy. And finally: Do. Not. Trade away any of your jolly ranchers for any bad candy. That shit is considered the holy grail amongst candy. They will get you what you want.
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DONT GIVE KIDS APPLES ON HALLOWEEN JUST GET OFF YO ASS AND BUY SOME OR YOUR GOING TO HELL!!! 😈
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I wish I knew about this when i was 5 I could have gotten a twix! So many regrets
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I looked in my butt and couldn't find the pdf.!
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Did you try setting it to Wumbo?
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I went to a random house and it was an assistant teacher at my school and she gave me a math book. A damn book of 5th grade math problems.
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Do people who give you ramen noodles go to hell too? Hope so.
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I know this is all a joke but I was never allowed to trick or treat as a kid in fact I never have flap I don't understand any of this
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...can we just take a moment to realize that this actually works? I got a king-sized kit kat for my pile of tiger pops (generic lollipops that aren't that exciting)
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What if the give u raisins then where do they go No joke this past Halloween someone gave me two things of raisins and I was ticked off
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Is this actually real their is no such thing as this in the UK. Please explain this to me.
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The butterscotch DumDumms are my favorite😊
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THOSE ARE NOT SMARTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE ROCKETS BUZZFEED PEOPLESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I am from southern Ontario)
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I never knew how serious this was
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I'm keepin' my Butterfingers and raisins, they're delicious
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Someone make a lyrics
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I got some southwest airline peanuts once.
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"That one house that gives..." Who the heck cares?! ITS JUST FOOD! But I gotta give it you guys. The only house that gives raisins. THAT DARN NEIGHBOR!!!!
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I'm from LA, and I've never heard of a 'Charleston Chew'
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That last line . . . lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😆😆😆😆😆
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There was this one house on my street with this lady who gave out random junk instead of candy. I got a baseball, my brother got a windchime, my friend Grace got a dreamcatcher, and her older brother got a creepy music box with mice painted all over it and a hippo in a tutu instead of a ballerina.
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be sure to trade your "candy that was given to you already opened" to your trading partner so they can get poisoned/swallow a razorblade and die.
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The end of the video reminded me of this one lady when i was like eight, who gave us five boxes of donuts and other jelly filled stuff and like, pastry things. She was da bomb
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Take one please.. HA YOU THOUGHT looks around then takes whole bowl
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'Raisins should be burned" lol :):):):)
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Someone for Halloween gave trick or treaters a card that says: Jesus loves you. Nothing else, no candy no nothing.
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Is it weird my mom likes ButterFingers and my dad likes AlmondJoys
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Pro tip: do trick or treating in a rich neighborhood and if you do it with 6 and under kids chances of candy is greater. Otherwise you get a toothbrush. Not kidding, I once got a toothbrush on Halloween.
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Once some one couldn't find sweets so they gave us peanut butter and dog food
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I saw this on ifunny 2 years ago...
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xD u guys are lucky this year I got frickin stickers also my birthday is on Halloween :D
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IF YOU HAVE OVERPROTECTIVE PARENTS HIDE LAFFY TAFFY AND GUM
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