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The Guide To Trading Candy

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Everything you need to know to get ahead in candy trading. Everything. Music: Hoedown (Insturmental) http://soundcloud.com/jj_stuart A guide to trading candy. Trading candy is a skill that can...

That one house that gives pretzel bags. I hate that house.
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+Geometry Dash VideoPlayer And it was all glossed up in a pretty packaging bag and everything like it was a real candy.
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one time this guy gave my brothers and I ketchup packets.
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But... but I love Necco wafers!
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Me to they are great candy I love them
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I got a rock in my candy bag when I was in the 8th grade. I also got a toothbrush and travel sized toothpaste the following year.
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Trading candy with children under age 5 is against the law because of a girl who traded her entire stash of candy for a box of good n plenty because the trader convinced her they were Unicron eggs?
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+Melody Liu Me too. lots and lots of times.
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Everyone reply the best thing someone gave you for trick or treating night :D 
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A literal banana. I guess it was a joke because I was dressed as a banana that year.
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I have never been trick or treating in my life and now I'm too old. I have so many regrets.
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You can never be to old
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last year i went trick or treating with my little brother. One woman gave me an apple, another gave me a sugarfree gum. One lady choosed trick, so I put stones and leaves in her mailbox. 
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+Katarina Lundeqvist *applauds you ma'am are a smart person
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"If you would like a pdf version of this chart, please look in your butt."
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Happy Halloween "But it's May" I SAID HAPPY HALLOWEEN; *blASTS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS*
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Hey! I'm from Wisconsin. Not many people reference it and we are ignored.... :(
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SAME, I live in WI too
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Oh come on! I like necco wafers, the orange and black candies, candy corn, good n plenty, and even raisins! :(
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I love necco wafers, CANDY CORN <3, and good n plenty. I'm with you girl! (or boy. I can't tell by your username)
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I went up to a house Trick Or Treating once, nobody was there and there was a basket of health bars sitting on their porch.
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holy shit i laughed so hard during this video i choked on my pear
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I searched my own anus and found no pdf, such lies
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Everyone reply the worst thing someone gave you for Halloween 
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A drunk guy on his lawn. He gave us his dog and we took it to a vet. It had several shards of glass stuck in him! In the end I got two king sized Hundred Grands (the candy) and a bunch of other stuff! In the end we helped an animal AND got lots of candy. 🐶🍫🍬🍭
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Oh wait...... Another thing that's worst. Whoopers.
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Smarties? Where I live their called rockets
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+Hannah Beck And Germany!^-^ But I think we don't have anything like rockets/U.S Smarties ..^^
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Where i live Smarties are like M&Ms...
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I once got a musli bar. That was in like 5th grade... :(
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One time i got a little package of uhg almondjoys monds and nothing else from a person when i was 5 now i love almond joys! but monds go to hell!
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'loose candy should be organized with your pennies. They are equally worthless' +lily bonner haha
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Next year definitely going to use that guide.
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Awesome video!! Might have to pass my newly found wisdom onto my children. They are six and seven.
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i have never trick and treated before in my life - i want candy
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Then there is the hygenic and other category,use this for the people who like hygene and other things other then candy,be warned,as offering any of the "Candies" in this category to anyone who has a taste outside of it will most likeley get a red mark on your cheek in the shape of a hand.
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Dont be hating on apples apples are good i love apples!!!!!!!!
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Last year, my mom convinced us to trick or treat at her friends neighborhood, she said it was bigger and we would get more candy.  WRONG!  First, my mom spent and hour talking politics with her friend before we actually went trick or treating. Then, when we actually went,  the people at the houses were more "stingy" with the candy then the people at my neighborhood. Then, my mom's friend's son (who went with us) decided that he was too tired and wanted to go home. And instead of going on without her friend, mmom dragged us back to her friend's house where they talked more on politics. And ontop of that, I had to pay tax and give my mom all my almond joys. My mom also wanted us to pile our candy together but my sister, brother, and I said no and stashed it.
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Once, when I was 6, this lady gave me and my cousins each a toothbrush and a nickel. :P
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Oce I was trick or treating and this lady didn't have enough candy left so she gave me a five dollar bill and ,y brothers toothbrushes
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Might i say I've been working my tools of the trade wrong my entire life..
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I feel like killing myself because of what i did to you... Sorry bro
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My Econ teacher showed us this video when teaching a unit about trade...
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I would like to know how to pull a Smarties Gambit
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1. Take the smarties 2. Trade them for a full-snize Snickers 3,. Watch them cry for three and a half years
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2:41 "And as for anyone who gave you a apple, don't worry. They're going to hell." That is as true as gold. xD If ya know what 'I' mean. ^^
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I was looking around for the box of smarties because you circled the rockets ._.
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I love smarties and m&m's (I personally like smarties better) and coffecrisps are my favourite and I love rockets and never knew that they were called smarties in america
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i hate rockets but i love sweettarts
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i don't care if they were joking i think what he said at the end was wrong!
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I love dark chocolate. Respect me. White chocolate is nasty.
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+BloodLust I love dark chocolate also, but hershey should either change the ingredients of the chocolate or be burned and pissed on by rabid raccoons.
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zevee Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
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"If you'd like to download a PDF version of this chart, please look in your butt" XD
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I love the ones where someone reads to you.
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I didn't know unicorns came from eggs. Interesting.
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They don't, Becky's brother was lying.  They come from dreams. This comment was brought to you by the letters FU
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Why not just trade the candy you don't like!?!? It's not like you are going to eat them and it's not like your brother or sister are going to give you some off there's!🍫
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this broad tried handing me a 99cent coupon for a frosty and i was like "cool you drivin?"
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Okay, I realize this was a joke video I guess, but I like the orange and black candies, how about you start caring about what other people like, it's not all about you. This was not hate to all of BuzzFeed btw
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If you want a PDF version of this table, look in your butt.
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sssoooooo did they steal this from ZeFrank or did he agree to this?
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Zefrank works for buzzfeed.
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I can't believe that I'm the only person in my class (of 40 people) that likes dark chocolate. I'm not too worried considering that at least 8 of them prefer white chocolate over real chocolate. My class has no taste.
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I looked in my butt and couldn't find the pdf.!
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Looks like my brothers going to be president...or a smoker..
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I am taking this seriously. I've classified myself as a soft/fillings class, my sister a fruit/sour class, my younger brother a nut-based/crunch/soft/filling (he's so-so), and I'm not sure about my older brother. I think he's a nut-based/crunch class. Trying to figure out the weaknesses of each class, as they were not listed in the video. I sort my Dum-Dums in color order, such as red/orange/yellow/random color per set. The mom & dad tax, according to my rules, means; Dad gets the Butterfingers, and Mom also gets the Butterfingers. The Almond Joys and Mounds are set aside to add pieces to the dog's dinner. I'm a very strict and secretive candy dealer, so if you deal with me, be careful. My younger sister has not been protected by Becky's Law for two years, so I consider her a valid trading partner. I trade my Smarties for her Snickers, but she is happy about that trade. My little brother's weakness is Crunch bars. I also love Crunch Bars, so I only trade them for validly-sized Twix bars, Kit Kats, Hershey bars, and M&M's that are up to my standards. If you read all of this, I congratulate you. Also, any pretzel packets are split between younger and older brother. Those mini cheese balls? Sorry, NO trade can amount for those amazing things.
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Once, I got chips from a house.
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I love this video its so funny
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This video proves how much I've been ripped off in life
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PDF format came from someone's butt at one time.
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WHAT IS THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN KRACKLES AND MR GOOD BAR
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or you could just say, "Hey, what do you want for your kit-kat?"
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Oh my gosh Special Dark is the best
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Last Halloween, the first house my friend and I went to had an old man giving out the candy. He gave us freaking Animal Crackers wtf Cx 
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One time on halloween I had a cold (but I was little so it wasn't bad) and my mom was upstairs and I was downstairs when the door bell rang. I expected some normal trick and treaters but it was a gang of middle school boys that threw fake blood on my face and scared me before they realized I was a little 6 year old girl dressed as a princess.  It wasn't funny then they ran off after I yelled at them but its funny now XD
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i love candy corn oh my god
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oh hell this is harder to understand than my university finals (brutal)
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Instead of Smarties, don't you mean Rockets... Im Canadian! 🍁
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Here's a tip- don't trade like this, if you have something you don't like, but the other person does, give it to them for something you like. Except for the Kit Kats, all of those go to me 😂
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what a fucking dick 0:29 it makes me so mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  really it fucking just god
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Their going to hell alright😈
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Its funny how this guy is so serious
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Once a woman ran out of candy, so she started giving out cans of coke instead
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Once some one couldn't find sweets so they gave us peanut butter and dog food
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I lost at the Marxist comment.
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Candy socialists just believe in one person distributing candy to all the rest
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One time this lady gave me a book about Jesus and no candy. Not even pretzels.
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a slice of cake and a pop from a guy whos birthday happened and he was out of candy
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IM CRYING : "if you want a pdf version of this chart please look in your butt"
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Smarties? Do u mean Rockets?
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That Marx joke had me rofl
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A priest once gave me an apple for trick-or-treat. Ironic. 😂
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raisins are nature's candy
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+Crying Crimson I've tastes raisins recently and it was the worst decision I ever made.
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Crap I can't decide... Either go for the starburst long pack or trade it for the six packs of pop rocks... What should I pick. I love both.
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Me and my little brother leave all the bad candy in a bowl on each of our dresser and we hide the real candy. >:D
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Umm how do you cry for three and a half years
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Lots of fluid intake and pictures of mangled puppies
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Actually, I wrote my college thesis on the Parent Tax Law of '78. Really interesting origin story, actually.
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Unicorn eggs?? 😅😅😂😂
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One time on Halloween towards the end of the night me my friend and my brother went to this last house and he gave us 3 sodas each😄
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Don't worrie, there going to hell 😂😂😂
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Necco wafers are the best
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Whoever made this video sukes butt
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How would one suke butt sounds Japanese
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Raisins should be burned the peed on by your dog LOL
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That video was hilarious I am seriously dying right now!!!!
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If you wild like a PDF version of this chart please look in your butt
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I'm gonna be a troll as an adult, give Apple's out for 2 years then get the best candy for 1 year then 3 years of apples, 1 year of good candy
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My friend gave me a pear where will they go
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BLACK AND ORANGE THINGS ARE NASTY?!
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This is beyond innacurate. Just another ignorant buzzfeed video .
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what the fuq is a roblox? lulz
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Instructions not clear. Got dick stuck in a chocolate bar
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can't with my sibling he's in 5...
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