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The Guide To Trading Candy

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Everything you need to know to get ahead in candy trading. Everything. Music: Hoedown (Insturmental) http://soundcloud.com/jj_stuart A guide to trading candy. Trading candy is a skill that can...

Everyone wants to trade with me because I have Celiacs (Gluten Allergy) and can't eat Kit-Kats, Smarties, Twix...
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Same. Im more than ok with it tho, more candy cigarettes and other real candies for me (most think I can't have all chocolate xD)
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one time this guy gave my brothers and I ketchup packets.
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+Spam Abby which one? the brussel sprouts one or the mangoes one? or both?
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+piper sacco I am pretty sure it is "my brother and me". Shouldn t (before you say something my keyboard no longer makes the apostrophe) be? Because it is "this guy gave me ketchup packets" not "this guy gave I ketchup packets".
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But... but I love Necco wafers!
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me too! I havent had them in such a long time though i cant seem to find them in stores in my area
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+RK Looney If you have a Cracker Barrel in your area, you can find them there. My sister loves them and stocks up everytime we go. :P
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I got a rock in my candy bag when I was in the 8th grade. I also got a toothbrush and travel sized toothpaste the following year.
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Trading candy with children under age 5 is against the law because of a girl who traded her entire stash of candy for a box of good n plenty because the trader convinced her they were Unicron eggs?
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Oops! Looks like I'm a criminal now.
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+Melody Liu Me too. lots and lots of times.
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That one house that gives pretzel bags. I hate that house.
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I'd love to get some pretzels xD they're hard to find in England
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last year i went trick or treating with my little brother. One woman gave me an apple, another gave me a sugarfree gum. One lady choosed trick, so I put stones and leaves in her mailbox. 
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+Katarina Lundeqvist *applauds you ma'am are a smart person
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Charity Quill Shared on Google+ · 5 months ago
note apples are exempt from being evil and stuff if they are candy apples. then it's a major score :3
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Hey... YOUR ON MY FAVE MLP FAN PAGE :O
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+Charity Quill Apples=evil CANDYApples=YESSS
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Everyone reply the best thing someone gave you for trick or treating night :D 
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+Freya Questionmark I gave this cute little girl in a princess costume a GIANT chocolate bar!!
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+Spam Abby *holds back tears* Good... good job.  *sniff*
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I have never been trick or treating in my life and now I'm too old. I have so many regrets.
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haha, no. i'm not that cruel.
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+A MUNN Just by a bunch and have someone hide it in random places in your house its how kids train for the next year.
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I gave the kids broccoli. Am I going to hell?
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I searched my own anus and found no pdf, such lies
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Did you try turning it off and on again
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Oh come on! I like necco wafers, the orange and black candies, candy corn, good n plenty, and even raisins! :(
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+Llama Norris Im sorry but you must be an alien our just plain weird
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In Canada, smarties are called rockets. This is because there is a candy only in Canada called smarties.Canadian smarties are like M&M's except better...depending on the flavour.
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+Ethan Vandewoestyne You guys don't have proper Smarties?? They do here in Australia, but I like m&ms way more.
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I love dark chocolate. Respect me. White chocolate is nasty.
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weird candy racism
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Everyone reply the worst thing someone gave you for Halloween 
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A mini bible telling how to worship god. I am NOT Christian lol.
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Smarties? Where I live their called rockets
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+Hannah Beck And Germany!^-^ But I think we don't have anything like rockets/U.S Smarties ..^^
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Hey! I'm from Wisconsin. Not many people reference it and we are ignored.... :(
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One time i got a little package of uhg almondjoys monds and nothing else from a person when i was 5 now i love almond joys! but monds go to hell!
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holy shit i laughed so hard during this video i choked on my pear
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I once got a musli bar. That was in like 5th grade... :(
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my grandma gave me a candy apple so does that count as a apple and them going.. places..?
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that's so sweet! I need to learn how to make those myself! I miss them so much!!
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Next year definitely going to use that guide.
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pixie sticks=gold bricks
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Once someone in my town handed out maryjanes with weed in them.
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+Joe Shmo wat...........WAT!!!! did he/she get caught?
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First video that made me into buzzfeed videos.
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I would like to know how to pull a Smarties Gambit
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1. Take the smarties 2. Trade them for a full-snize Snickers 3,. Watch them cry for three and a half years
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Might i say I've been working my tools of the trade wrong my entire life..
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I feel like killing myself because of what i did to you... Sorry bro
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Last year, my mom convinced us to trick or treat at her friends neighborhood, she said it was bigger and we would get more candy.  WRONG!  First, my mom spent and hour talking politics with her friend before we actually went trick or treating. Then, when we actually went,  the people at the houses were more "stingy" with the candy then the people at my neighborhood. Then, my mom's friend's son (who went with us) decided that he was too tired and wanted to go home. And instead of going on without her friend, mmom dragged us back to her friend's house where they talked more on politics. And ontop of that, I had to pay tax and give my mom all my almond joys. My mom also wanted us to pile our candy together but my sister, brother, and I said no and stashed it.
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Once, when I was 6, this lady gave me and my cousins each a toothbrush and a nickel. :P
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Oce I was trick or treating and this lady didn't have enough candy left so she gave me a five dollar bill and ,y brothers toothbrushes
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I didn't know unicorns came from eggs. Interesting.
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They don't, Becky's brother was lying.  They come from dreams. This comment was brought to you by the letters FU
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2:41 "And as for anyone who gave you a apple, don't worry. They're going to hell." That is as true as gold. xD If ya know what 'I' mean. ^^
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I was looking around for the box of smarties because you circled the rockets ._.
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I love smarties and m&m's (I personally like smarties better) and coffecrisps are my favourite and I love rockets and never knew that they were called smarties in america
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i hate rockets but i love sweettarts
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I like candy corn and raisins…
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If you'd like to download this PDF, please look in your butt... I almost died from laughter
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I have always loved candy cigarettes, but will never smoke.. Your information is false.
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'loose candy should be organized with your pennies. They are equally worthless' +lily bonner haha
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I love the ones where someone reads to you.
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this broad tried handing me a 99cent coupon for a frosty and i was like "cool you drivin?"
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I lost at the Marxist comment.
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Candy socialists just believe in one person distributing candy to all the rest
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If you want a PDF version of this table, look in your butt.
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As for the raisins. They should be burned. Then peed on. By your dog. AMEN TO THAT!!
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Everyone reply the best thing they got for Halloween Mine was a Jolly Rancher Grape Soda
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FanArtist25 Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
I love these kinds of videos, just makes me laugh and laugh XD
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One old lady felt bad she didn't have candy, so she gave my sister and my brother's friend donuts!
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I love this video its so funny
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Last Halloween, the first house my friend and I went to had an old man giving out the candy. He gave us freaking Animal Crackers wtf Cx 
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or you could just say, "Hey, what do you want for your kit-kat?"
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PDF format came from someone's butt at one time.
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Instead of Smarties, don't you mean Rockets... Im Canadian! 🍁
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WHAT IS THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN KRACKLES AND MR GOOD BAR
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sssoooooo did they steal this from ZeFrank or did he agree to this?
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Oh my gosh Special Dark is the best
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oh hell this is harder to understand than my university finals (brutal)
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One time on halloween I had a cold (but I was little so it wasn't bad) and my mom was upstairs and I was downstairs when the door bell rang. I expected some normal trick and treaters but it was a gang of middle school boys that threw fake blood on my face and scared me before they realized I was a little 6 year old girl dressed as a princess.  It wasn't funny then they ran off after I yelled at them but its funny now XD
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raisins are nature's candy
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+Crying Crimson I've tastes raisins recently and it was the worst decision I ever made.
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I love all those but I want some pop rock! ! ! ! , they don't like them why how Der they
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what a fucking dick 0:29 it makes me so mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  really it fucking just god
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(One time I got 3 HUGE boxes of nerds for one reeses pack, the person I traded with went to like, a rich-array of houses I guess. Since I also got 10 packs of pokemon(wth btw) and 10 full candy bars from em, to)
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Once a woman ran out of candy, so she started giving out cans of coke instead
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HAH THOSE ARENT SMARTIES! THOSE ARE ROCKETS! God damned americans
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HAH! This video is gold! We had a simpler affair for trading candy though; what you like, set aside as non-trade goods. What you DON'T like, offer to those who DO like it, and trade it in equal quantities for something they don't like that you do. Of course supply/demand applies, as well as the size of the candy. If you have A LOT of little things you don't like, then trade it for a few big things that you DO like. I come from a small town though, so had no need to get into the finer details of marketing :P
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same, but I have another rule: Large rainbow lollipops with a diameter of 8 cm are valuable, if you like it or not, so if you have one and don't like it, you should trade it for a lot of small candies that are tasty.
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'Raisins should be burned" lol :):):):)
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One time this lady gave me a book about Jesus and no candy. Not even pretzels.
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Smarties? Do u mean Rockets?
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A priest once gave me an apple for trick-or-treat. Ironic. 😂
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Whoever made this video sukes butt
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How would one suke butt sounds Japanese
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One house gave full candy bars not one big bar of candy but five big bars😍👻👻😊😊
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I forgot by somewhere in galesburg
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That Marx joke had me rofl
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Umm how do you cry for three and a half years
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Lots of fluid intake and pictures of mangled puppies
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Crap I can't decide... Either go for the starburst long pack or trade it for the six packs of pop rocks... What should I pick. I love both.
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What is wrong with banana laffy taffys? They r my favorite
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Whats wrong with raisins? Their good.
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Me and my little brother leave all the bad candy in a bowl on each of our dresser and we hide the real candy. >:D
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I was little, I used to think that Smarties made me smart, and they were delicious, so I ate the crap out of them. I once even remembering earning Smarties in Kindergarden when I remembered my address. Next year, I realised the Smarties did not make me smart. I already was smart enough.
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Why do people hate raisins? I love raisins.
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Me too! RAISINS FTW!!!
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2:15-2:17 But I Love Raisins!!!!! 😥😥😥😥😥
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+nelsonkai No And What's That?! 😏😔
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Actually, I wrote my college thesis on the Parent Tax Law of '78. Really interesting origin story, actually.
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so is this joking or is there really something like candy trading i don't know i am european
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Its not a mandatory thing you do but usually after Halloween if you trick-or-treated with friends you trade candy. so yeah, but a lot of it is just a joke.
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+KB Fill ohw okay thanks for califying 
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I once got a bag of chips...they were the Wise brand... Not very wise at all...
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My rule. Don't get stuck with someone who doesn't like chocolate if you are me. I hate chocolate and it is the key to all my favorite candies (pop rocks, dumdums, skittles, etc.). Never leave candy unguarded. Do not mistake twizzlers as redvines. Out of ideas? Steal their candy. But I am too old for this anyway so...
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Don't worrie, there going to hell 😂😂😂
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Necco wafers are the best
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"And as for anyone who gave you an apple, don't worry. They're going to hell."
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My friend gave me a pear where will they go
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In Canada smarties r like m&ms and the USA smarties are called rockets
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aww come on! i saw 10 exact same comments! australia has them too!
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Those are what Smarties are in America? Pft.
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In America, what you call Smarties here are M&M's. Well...I'm pretty sure. I've never personally had Canadian Smarties, but I've heard about them. 
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+LunaEpicNightPrinces I'm not from Canada, ha ha, but the Canadian Smarties are like the ones here in England :P We do have these sweets called Fizzers, which look like American Smarties... ^_^
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What if it waz a caremel apple?
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This is beyond innacurate. Just another ignorant buzzfeed video .
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what the fuq is a roblox? lulz
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can't with my sibling he's in 5...
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PUT EVERYTHING IN ITS OWN CANDY PILE, AND SET ASIDE YOUR GOOD CANDIES. TRADE SMALL CANDIES FOR BIG BOMB ASS CANDIES.
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Or fend for yourself and get your own candy you lazy bastard.
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