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The Guide To Trading Candy

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Everything you need to know to get ahead in candy trading. Everything. Music: Hoedown (Insturmental) http://soundcloud.com/jj_stuart A guide to trading candy. Trading candy is a skill that can...

Everyone wants to trade with me because I have Celiacs (Gluten Allergy) and can't eat Kit-Kats, Smarties, Twix...
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Trading candy with children under age 5 is against the law because of a girl who traded her entire stash of candy for a box of good n plenty because the trader convinced her they were Unicron eggs?
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+Melody Liu Me too. lots and lots of times.
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holy shit i laughed so hard during this video i choked on my pear
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+Age of the Fangirls I got braces WHAT WILL I EAT!!!! I might just trade in candy.
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"She cried for three and a half years." Proper reaction.
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I am apparently the only person on earth that likes candy corn.
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+Malini Correa No I am addicted to it I would rather be paid in candy corn then money for my allowance! I <3 Candy corn!!
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+Malini Correa And the candy corn pumpkins (mouth waters)
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Charity Quill Shared on Google+ · 8 months ago
note apples are exempt from being evil and stuff if they are candy apples. then it's a major score :3
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Hey... YOUR ON MY FAVE MLP FAN PAGE :O
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+Charity Quill Apples=evil CANDYApples=YESSS
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But if they gave you a CANDY apple.... ;) And btw I am obsessed with dark chocolate. It is the best.
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dark chocolate is a little 2 bitter its ok tho..
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Awesome video!! Might have to pass my newly found wisdom onto my children. They are six and seven.
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Oh come on! I like necco wafers, the orange and black candies, candy corn, good n plenty, and even raisins! :(
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I love necco wafers, CANDY CORN <3, and good n plenty. I'm with you girl! (or boy. I can't tell by your username)
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my grandma gave me a candy apple so does that count as a apple and them going.. places..?
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that's so sweet! I need to learn how to make those myself! I miss them so much!!
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Next year definitely going to use that guide.
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I once got a musli bar. That was in like 5th grade... :(
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Might i say I've been working my tools of the trade wrong my entire life..
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I love the ones where someone reads to you.
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'loose candy should be organized with your pennies. They are equally worthless' +lily bonner haha
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I like candy corn and raisins…
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In Canada, smarties are called rockets. This is because there is a candy only in Canada called smarties.Canadian smarties are like M&M's except better...depending on the flavour.
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+Ethan Vandewoestyne You guys don't have proper Smarties?? They do here in Australia, but I like m&ms way more.
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The packet that said "smarties" are called "rockets" in Canada.  Smarties are chocolate with a candy coating the size of buttons =) The best halloween candy are the full size chocolate bars =) 
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In the UK we call your 'smarties' 'fizzlers'
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Last year, my mom convinced us to trick or treat at her friends neighborhood, she said it was bigger and we would get more candy.  WRONG!  First, my mom spent and hour talking politics with her friend before we actually went trick or treating. Then, when we actually went,  the people at the houses were more "stingy" with the candy then the people at my neighborhood. Then, my mom's friend's son (who went with us) decided that he was too tired and wanted to go home. And instead of going on without her friend, mmom dragged us back to her friend's house where they talked more on politics. And ontop of that, I had to pay tax and give my mom all my almond joys. My mom also wanted us to pile our candy together but my sister, brother, and I said no and stashed it.
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First video that made me into buzzfeed videos.
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2:41 "And as for anyone who gave you a apple, don't worry. They're going to hell." That is as true as gold. xD If ya know what 'I' mean. ^^
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I was looking around for the box of smarties because you circled the rockets ._.
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I love smarties and m&m's (I personally like smarties better) and coffecrisps are my favourite and I love rockets and never knew that they were called smarties in america
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i hate rockets but i love sweettarts
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One time this lady gave me a book about Jesus and no candy. Not even pretzels.
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...I like apples... //slumps in corner and hides//
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Once someone in my town handed out maryjanes with weed in them.
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+Joe Shmo wat...........WAT!!!! did he/she get caught?
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EMERGENCY I GOT BRACES ALL GOOD CANDY I CANT EAT HELP ME!!!!
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I'm surprised he didn't mention toothbrushes for some reason
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If you'd like to download this PDF, please look in your butt... I almost died from laughter
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I didn't know unicorns came from eggs. Interesting.
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They don't, Becky's brother was lying.  They come from dreams. This comment was brought to you by the letters FU
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this broad tried handing me a 99cent coupon for a frosty and i was like "cool you drivin?"
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I gave the kids broccoli. Am I going to hell?
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Of course not broccoli is AWESOME!!
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I have always loved candy cigarettes, but will never smoke.. Your information is false.
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If you want a PDF version of this table, look in your butt.
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or you could just say, "Hey, what do you want for your kit-kat?"
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Instead of Smarties, don't you mean Rockets... Im Canadian! 🍁
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FanArtist25 Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
I love these kinds of videos, just makes me laugh and laugh XD
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As for the raisins. They should be burned. Then peed on. By your dog. AMEN TO THAT!!
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oh hell this is harder to understand than my university finals (brutal)
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I love this video its so funny
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I love all those but I want some pop rock! ! ! ! , they don't like them why how Der they
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PDF format came from someone's butt at one time.
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what a fucking dick 0:29 it makes me so mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  really it fucking just god
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Oh my gosh Special Dark is the best
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HAH! This video is gold! We had a simpler affair for trading candy though; what you like, set aside as non-trade goods. What you DON'T like, offer to those who DO like it, and trade it in equal quantities for something they don't like that you do. Of course supply/demand applies, as well as the size of the candy. If you have A LOT of little things you don't like, then trade it for a few big things that you DO like. I come from a small town though, so had no need to get into the finer details of marketing :P
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same, but I have another rule: Large rainbow lollipops with a diameter of 8 cm are valuable, if you like it or not, so if you have one and don't like it, you should trade it for a lot of small candies that are tasty.
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Last Halloween, the first house my friend and I went to had an old man giving out the candy. He gave us freaking Animal Crackers wtf Cx 
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One time on halloween I had a cold (but I was little so it wasn't bad) and my mom was upstairs and I was downstairs when the door bell rang. I expected some normal trick and treaters but it was a gang of middle school boys that threw fake blood on my face and scared me before they realized I was a little 6 year old girl dressed as a princess.  It wasn't funny then they ran off after I yelled at them but its funny now XD
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One old lady felt bad she didn't have candy, so she gave my sister and my brother's friend donuts!
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WHO IN THE WORLD IS GOING TO TRADE THEIR REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP???
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+bjorkdotcom I would they are the worst tasting candies that ever existed. Paydays are ways better.
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A priest once gave me an apple for trick-or-treat. Ironic. 😂
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(One time I got 3 HUGE boxes of nerds for one reeses pack, the person I traded with went to like, a rich-array of houses I guess. Since I also got 10 packs of pokemon(wth btw) and 10 full candy bars from em, to)
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Unicorn eggs?? 😅😅😂😂
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One house gave full candy bars not one big bar of candy but five big bars😍👻👻😊😊
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I forgot by somewhere in galesburg
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This is all American and looks terrible
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Smarties? Do u mean Rockets?
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Mounds is one of my favs.... MY AND DAD AIN'T LAYING THEIR HANDS ON ANY OF THOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god this didn't red line ain't... WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!
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That Marx joke had me rofl
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omg when I clicked on this video, the ad was trading 212.BuzzFeed illuminati confirmed
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Crap I can't decide... Either go for the starburst long pack or trade it for the six packs of pop rocks... What should I pick. I love both.
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What is wrong with banana laffy taffys? They r my favorite
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An apple a day is a ticket to hell children
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Whats wrong with raisins? Their good.
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Why do people hate raisins? I love raisins.
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Me too! RAISINS FTW!!!
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2:15-2:17 But I Love Raisins!!!!! 😥😥😥😥😥
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+nelsonkai No And What's That?! 😏😔
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Me and my little brother leave all the bad candy in a bowl on each of our dresser and we hide the real candy. >:D
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Actually, I wrote my college thesis on the Parent Tax Law of '78. Really interesting origin story, actually.
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Umm how do you cry for three and a half years
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Lots of fluid intake and pictures of mangled puppies
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so is this joking or is there really something like candy trading i don't know i am european
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Its not a mandatory thing you do but usually after Halloween if you trick-or-treated with friends you trade candy. so yeah, but a lot of it is just a joke.
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+KB Fill ohw okay thanks for califying 
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Best video I've seen in a long time Halloween is like 8 months away but I think I learned a lot
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I was little, I used to think that Smarties made me smart, and they were delicious, so I ate the crap out of them. I once even remembering earning Smarties in Kindergarden when I remembered my address. Next year, I realised the Smarties did not make me smart. I already was smart enough.
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I liked Powerhouse, Chick-o-sticks, scooter crunch ice cream, Theres a lady in the neighborhood who hands out Ramen noodles for Halloween. My son loved it too. Hes too old for Halloween now. I seen some videos where people made candy or caramel covered onions as a prank. I once trick or treated at a church that had service going on.
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My grandmother did this to my brother this year after she saw a vid of it on Facebook. I swear it was the funniest thing. Every time I picture his face I laugh.
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Necco wafers are the best
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"And as for anyone who gave you an apple, don't worry. They're going to hell."
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Don't worrie, there going to hell 😂😂😂
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I once got a bag of chips...they were the Wise brand... Not very wise at all...
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Raisins should be burned the peed on by your dog LOL
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My rule. Don't get stuck with someone who doesn't like chocolate if you are me. I hate chocolate and it is the key to all my favorite candies (pop rocks, dumdums, skittles, etc.). Never leave candy unguarded. Do not mistake twizzlers as redvines. Out of ideas? Steal their candy. But I am too old for this anyway so...
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Am I The Only Person Who Likes Candy Corn?
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I like candy corn too!
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0:57 :"If you'd like to download of PDF version of this chart, please look in your butt" LOL
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I'm gonna be a troll as an adult, give Apple's out for 2 years then get the best candy for 1 year then 3 years of apples, 1 year of good candy
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In Canada smarties r like m&ms and the USA smarties are called rockets
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aww come on! i saw 10 exact same comments! australia has them too!
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the apple part made me laugh so hard, cuz its so true
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Those are what Smarties are in America? Pft.
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In America, what you call Smarties here are M&M's. Well...I'm pretty sure. I've never personally had Canadian Smarties, but I've heard about them. 
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+LunaEpicNightPrinces I'm not from Canada, ha ha, but the Canadian Smarties are like the ones here in England :P We do have these sweets called Fizzers, which look like American Smarties... ^_^
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This is beyond innacurate. Just another ignorant buzzfeed video .
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what the fuq is a roblox? lulz
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What is wrong with apples?! Rather have that than pure sugar...
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What if it waz a caremel apple?
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can't with my sibling he's in 5...
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PUT EVERYTHING IN ITS OWN CANDY PILE, AND SET ASIDE YOUR GOOD CANDIES. TRADE SMALL CANDIES FOR BIG BOMB ASS CANDIES.
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Or fend for yourself and get your own candy you lazy bastard.
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