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The Guide To Trading Candy

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Everything you need to know to get ahead in candy trading. Everything. Music: Hoedown (Insturmental) http://soundcloud.com/jj_stuart A guide to trading candy. Trading candy is a skill that can...

"If you would like a pdf version of this chart, please look in your butt."
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Ok, bend over and I'll check
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Am I the only one who did not understand any of this and started watching this over and over but still couldn't understand it?
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I agree. I have no idea what they were saying.
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last year i went trick or treating with my little brother. One woman gave me an apple, another gave me a sugarfree gum. One lady choosed trick, so I put stones and leaves in her mailbox. 
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+Katarina Lundeqvist This is the most random comment thread I've seen on the internet. And I want to be a part of if. ps. may I suggest maggots as a mailbox surprise. or even worms?
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+Katarina Lundeqvist last year i got a fucking can of beans and my friend got a cucumber from the same person
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I love raisins...
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Every one likes raisins but everyone likes sweets more
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But... but I love Necco wafers!
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+* SuperMinun * It's Poland from Hetalia if that rings a bell?
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When people leave out a bowl of candy on their porch I take all of it and dump it in my bag.
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+Christine Lai What if the candy unsticks the plastic isn't very sticky
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That one house that gives pretzel bags. I hate that house.
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My friends and I used play candy poker.
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Hearing Rockets being called Smarties really messed with my brain. My Canadian brain hurts.
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I was really confused because they didn't even bring up smarties
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I went up to a house Trick Or Treating once, nobody was there and there was a basket of health bars sitting on their porch.
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+Bren7080 Set their fucking house on fire... XD
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Banana flavored candy SUUUUUUCCCCKKKKSS!!! In my opinion
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So... Is Wisconsin, like, super serious about trick-or-treating or something?
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I searched my own anus and found no pdf, such lies
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+theguy1all Was it a colonoscopy or just a prostate exam-type search?
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I love dark chocolate. Respect me. White chocolate is nasty.
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+Mayer Zurita Omfg yass! Chocolate racists are just not realising how EVERY KIND OF CHOCOLATE IS PROPER CHOCOLATE
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I have never been trick or treating in my life and now I'm too old. I have so many regrets.
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+get real I was Morman as a child (I'm now non-religious) and every year we did something called Trunk or Treat because people decorated their trunks and gave candy to children.
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Hey! I'm from Wisconsin. Not many people reference it and we are ignored.... :(
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SAME, I live in WI too
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Kinda like north carolina
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This last Halloween my friends and I met up by accident and then we just went around trick or treating together. They starting asking people after they gave us candy if they had some other things (ex. coconuts, dog food, pineapples, chili, etc.) and if anyone questioned why they said it was for a scavenger hunt. I didn't participate in this, I would just stand on the side walk in front of the house and try not to smack the two when they walked back. When they finished trick or treating one had a coconut, a pineapple, some pie filling, chili, dog food, three apples, and a rubber glove. The other had the same except no pineapple, pie filling, or rubber glove, he also got soup. I think one of them had an artichoke, too....
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Whoever is narrating this has the best voice ever. (Other than the Allstate guy and Morgan Freeman)
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"Raisins should be burned, and then peed on by your dog,"
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Unless it was a toffee apple
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if any one has butterfingers, let me know. they're my favorite candy.
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pixie sticks=gold bricks
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+DatSoldier Official pixy stix* dont play smart with me
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Everyone reply the best thing someone gave you for trick or treating night :D 
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+Freya Questionmark i believe the best thing i got was just lucky all in on night a hundred doller bill a giant chocolate muffin and 5 pounds of pure chocolate yummy that was a good day and i did not get sick XD i dont know were the money is though
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The last of all the candy and a king sized kit kat the worst was a stale homemade apple Krispy treat
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I got a mini popcorn packet and 30 cents, what am i supposed to do with it?
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Take your woman out to a fine dinner.
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+Echocookie ya i can see that happening one minutes your fine the next is when you pull it out and she is just done XD
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I am in the fruit and sour category. I will eat your raisins for you, And I will save you from going to hell if you give me apples. I love fruit and sours. If you have a chocolate you dont like give it to me. I love all chocolate especially nut bars. I love paydays, you can also trade them with me. Thank you, for reading this xD
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My friend got a GameBoy one Halloween LOL!
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"And as for anyone who gave you an apple, don't worry, they're going to Hell"😂
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One of my favorite things is there's this one house every year that gives out rice krispee treats and i get that as my halloween dinner ^-^ THEY HAVE CANDY SPRINKLES ON THEM
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I swear to god that this is my favorite buzzfeed video ever
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kill the raisins with fire
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If someone give u an apple do t worry.... There going to hell😂😂 what if it is ur mom?😂
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One time some weirdo gave me and my friends cheese , and concealed them as kit kats , he also put a little note at the bottom, " to eat instead of candy "
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I wish we'd celebrate Halloween in Finland.
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This scary lady said my costume was crappy (mad hatter) and gave me a fake penny -_-
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I don't care about the mom and dad tax even though mine is huge because what I do is I go with my brother my dad and my mom and me and my bro get buckets and my dad has a blue ikea bag and by the end of it the ikea bag is almost full
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But what if they give you a toothbrush
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One year we were trick or treating and a house ran out of candy so they gave my cousin tiger tickets. Another time we went trick or treating and they were giving out full size bars, and since it was the end of the night, they let us pick two. The last tie i went trick or treating it was cold and raining but we still went out and since there was only a few kids and the adults wanted to hurry up and get rid of their candy some were giving out handfuls. I remember the last hose we went to the man gave my cousin and I three handfuls of candy each.
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Smarties??? Smarties dont look like Rockets...
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#5: General Stupidity... I have no idea why I am laughing so hard.
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One guy gave me a banana cuz he didnt know it was holloween 💁🏾💩👺👎🏾🍌
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Hey! I think apples taste like candy!
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One Halloween there was a bunch of bowls out with no candy in them so I felt really bad and I dumped my whole bag of candy in there...
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what's that candy where it's 'SUPPOSED" TO MAKE you a pop star
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as a canadian I was so confused when he called rockets smarties...
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That moment when I don't know almost half the candy in this...
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Once I got given 3 big-packs of peanuts... I'm allergic to peanuts :((((((((((( WHYYYYYY?!?!?
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One time my cousin and i got dog treats...i ate one...i threw up the next day
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I can't believe that I'm the only person in my class (of 40 people) that likes dark chocolate. I'm not too worried considering that at least 8 of them prefer white chocolate over real chocolate. My class has no taste.
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Where was this 12 years ago
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HAH THOSE ARENT SMARTIES! THOSE ARE ROCKETS! God damned americans
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Oh my god, I like Dark chocolate and wafer-covered chocolate :D (Dark chocolate is best, I'm gonna be your boss one day, probably in like... 15 years.)
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One time some one gave me a fruit snacks for Halloween another time someone gave me some kind of "healthy gummy grape fruit" I hope they get shot with a cannon someday :/
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One time i got apple sause and pringles for Halloween at a house
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I actually love both of those! XD
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This is the BEST VIDEO EVER!!!
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sssoooooo did they steal this from ZeFrank or did he agree to this?
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Zefrank works for buzzfeed.
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Where was this 12 years ago
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The root beer flavored Dum-dum pops r my absolute favorites, they're the only ones I eat! They can sometimes be hard to find, but when I find one, I do an internal happy dance. I never give them away, ever
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Once a woman ran out of candy, so she started giving out cans of coke instead
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Our favorite houses were right next door to each other. It was a rich neighborhood and the first house would give out full size candy of your choosing (they usually had 4 or 5 kinds, something for everyone). Their neighbors were genius and would give out juice boxes every year because they knew they were the mid point of the neighborhood and all the kids would be thirsty by the time they got there. It was awesome.
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I have a brother with a dairy allergy whom dislikes chocolate so I'm set
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One time i got a little package of uhg almondjoys monds and nothing else from a person when i was 5 now i love almond joys! but monds go to hell!
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We have a rich part of town and if they don't give full size candy bars you don't go there
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That ending killed me hahahaha
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What about oranges that was it was brused
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never knew trading actually candy was such a big deal
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Raisins should be burnt then peed on by your dog
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Im 16 and I still go trick or treating, for the only purpose of that it is the only fucking thing to do in town on Halloween besides trying to egg people's houses, go to drinking parties, and tping houses. And all three of those things get busted every single year with heavy fines, so I just go for the free candy instead.
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DONT GIVE KIDS APPLES ON HALLOWEEN JUST GET OFF YO ASS AND BUY SOME OR YOUR GOING TO HELL!!! 😈
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I have NEVER been more confused in my entire life. also WHY DOES NO ONE GIVE OUT WHITE CHOCOLATE?!
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I was once given a pencil when I was trick or treating. Now every time I past the mans house on the way to middle school I give him "I Hate you" eyes.
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A priest game me an apple.............
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I looked in my butt and couldn't find the pdf.!
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Did you try setting it to Wumbo?
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I have a personal guide: First, set aside any candies you are not willing to trade/candies saved for the m&d tax. Second; get the favorite candies of others that you are willing to trade ready for any good candies, such as large boxes (whoppers should be avoided at all costs, preferably set aside for the m&d tax), york patties, snickers, or smarties. Thirdly, find the dumbest/youngest trader available, and trade all of the candy that they dont like for a chocolate bar and another terrible candy. And finally: Do. Not. Trade away any of your jolly ranchers for any bad candy. That shit is considered the holy grail amongst candy. They will get you what you want.
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Is this actually real their is no such thing as this in the UK. Please explain this to me.
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i completly agree with the raisin part. but not the mom and dad tax part! THEY GET NOTHING ! NOTHING!!!!!
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I looooove dark chocklet. I SHALL HAVE POWER
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I went to a random house and it was an assistant teacher at my school and she gave me a math book. A damn book of 5th grade math problems.
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This has been the only BuzzFeed video to make me laugh out loud. There needs to be more of this.
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I know this is all a joke but I was never allowed to trick or treat as a kid in fact I never have flap I don't understand any of this
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Do people who give you ramen noodles go to hell too? Hope so.
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What if the give u raisins then where do they go No joke this past Halloween someone gave me two things of raisins and I was ticked off
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I never knew how serious this was
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This was made in 2012 Im 2015 FACK IT
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Take one please.. HA YOU THOUGHT looks around then takes whole bowl
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There was this one house on my street with this lady who gave out random junk instead of candy. I got a baseball, my brother got a windchime, my friend Grace got a dreamcatcher, and her older brother got a creepy music box with mice painted all over it and a hippo in a tutu instead of a ballerina.
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Pro tip: do trick or treating in a rich neighborhood and if you do it with 6 and under kids chances of candy is greater. Otherwise you get a toothbrush. Not kidding, I once got a toothbrush on Halloween.
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I saw this on ifunny 2 years ago...
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