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Shit Guys Say - Episode 1

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Cast & Crew: Tori Lord & C.R. Written by: Tori Lord (@ToriLord) Styled by: C.R.(@WardrobeProf) All in a fun response to Shit Girls Say!

I'm v confused on why people are so offended by this one and not offended by shit girls say. Like this is the most blatant display of double standards that it's almost kinda funny.
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+Crystal Kimama  It's because they're two completely different humors. The shit girls say is just... irrelevant, funny, useless, mundane statements... Shit guys say is a girl trying too hard to say stereotypical cliche douchebags say about girls.... this is what it shoulda been this https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=380697375440418 
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OMG The text! LOL so damn funny
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The text is so accurate! OMG! LMAO!
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lol this is so not true xD. More like gangsta guys
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Bad acting, tho it should be named "shit wannabe gansta say".
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Thanks for making this video!! I am glad somebody fought for us girls. Its not like guys don't have stupid habits. In "What Shit Girls Say" all it did was say that we are  dumb which is kind of upsetting if you are a girl. I mean seriously, what is wrong with being a girl?
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payback to 'shit girls say'
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Things big city wannabe gangstas say. Excpet for a few, which were solid gold. "I ain't goin to that bro!" "Ok I'll go" "The red one." "The gold one" HHAHAHA And the text "Bleeding heart text <here> containing 895 characters" "K" LMAO
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Lol, this is more crude and less funny compared to shit girls say. I was hoping this would actually be funny and I'd see the stupid stuff I do in it.
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Im not hatin or skatin jk i skate But plz im a guy and i never do that shiet and i think shit girls says kinda offensife to im not on any side but just stop the trend
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Shit girl say was also stupid, I'm a girl and no femes who are close to me acted like that including me. Maybe people should stop generalizing and making videos like this cause they're not funny and only a selective amount of people relate to them.
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btw what shit girls say was not sexist but still I don't think that only girls should be made fun of..
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Why are people getting offended by these sh*t girls / guys say? They are meant to be funny and so be it, never take them so seriously LOL
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lol this is shitty zoey-101 tier of cross dressing
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This was kinda true, ha ha
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ive never meet a guy in my entire life that acts like this.... probably because i don´t relate with blacks.
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This woman is so ugly, id be surprised if she wasn't a feminist.
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IKR (I think she was still wearing make up)
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Too bad girls are not funny
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Too bad more assholes aren't thrown in jail
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Bushshhahahhahahhahahhaha true guys can't stand jokes LOL
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wow I say so much of this holy hsit
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You need to make more videos. This is hilarious
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maybe in this aspect it happens at times. but there are always double standard against guys to. example, the whole gay thing. girls say they will go out to hang with their girl friends. no big deal. everyone excepts that they're just friends who are girls. if a guy said that in public.. he would be labeled gay forever.girls hug, no big deal they're friends. guys hug. gay. girls can wear anything without looking weird.obviously not the case with guys. tomboys are liked, girly guys.not so much
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They have, Mostly middle school boys, they've said maybe half of this
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guilty as charged for the text message thing...my fiancee has complained that she wrote a novel and I said "K", too bad to even type "OK"... (shrugs shoulders).
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this is like shit niggers say
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LOL this is great. Y'all need to stop being all butthurt.
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Legitimacy no ive never heard a guy say any of these stupid things
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She should have shaved her mustache before sending this out to everybody on the face of the earth lol.. and it was completely inaccurate other than the texting thing and the calling the cab thing
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I've only started hearing this kind of stuff last year when I was the only girl in my A+ Computer Technician class u.u
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Say "k" nd I'll stop talking to you -__-
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This should be renamed "shit nobody says."
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what ever! A guy started these episodes so we win and only stupid douches say ''bro''
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i say none of this. because this is what shit guys say... shit guys don't go on the internet.
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Hahaha I laughed so hard when "he" texted K. So true.
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This is just a cheap shot to guys who made "shit girls say" videos!
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honey you are the much more gentle version of my ex boyfriend
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Hahaha bet that chick has a ====D To many -_-
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Guys this is a JOKE just laugh it off and move on with your lives =)
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Dude, she's a ten!! LOL I always say that.
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wow this is so far away from what guys acctully say
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I liked the text part... Funny stuff..! XD
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i dont think any guy has ever said any of these things ever
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I love how when the girl texts him, he just says "k"
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Why are you guys mad at this?? Nothin offensive about it really... all that is true though ahahaha
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some videos arent funny, this is one of them. your lookin to deep into this
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*reads comments* since when were guys sensitive?
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That was bull shit I'm a guy and I don't say any of those things nor do I no anyone who says those things
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lol funny shit, best vid i sees so far!!!
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OMG!!!! LMAO!!!!! I am laughing so hard rite now!
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Im a guy and i do non of that shit. Eh what ever
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Its funny when guys do Shit girls say, doesnt work.vice versa
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guy: O,O *pause* it's her birthday. me: *too busy laughing*
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whats the deal with subway in this shit?
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No... that one is what "american girls say" or "white" d: Its not accurate either..
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this is one of the stupidest things ever...
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this is just a a chick that is sad that her BF broke up with her and shes making a vid on all his flaws
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lol, i don't think i have ever said any of these things :D
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I could have found this funny, but the woman in the video is not funny at all. And no, it is not because "i am a man and therefore i can't take jokes about men"
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Here's another one: "BABE, I'M ON LEVEL 62!"
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Woah. Since when did posting funny videos on youtube become about "winning"? These videos are posted only to entertain. They're not meant to be sexist or hurt anyone. So calm down!
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i seriously don't understand all the dislikes, thought this was quite funny
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Wow.. Guys are more sensitive than I thought. Look at the comments.
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Excuse me, I found this very offensive, and as a member of the male community, i fucking approve of this!! (nice vid)
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I suppose that's one possible interpretation. I personally just feel left out because they didn't include any of the - hilarious, I assure you - stereotypes that apply to me.
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I was ready to be annoyed till I saw that "...it's Wednesday" bit. Yeah, that happens a lot.
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It's scientific men are more petty, dramatic, insecure and emotionally immature. Seriously. I know it sounds awful. But it's actual brain science.
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This is not really 'shit guys say' but rather 'shit, shit guys say'
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shit girls say is funny because its very accurate towards many little habits girls have but aren't talked about, that's what most "shit people say" videos are about. This on the other hand is just what girls stereotype of a guy is, it would be like if shit girls say was just a girl obsessing over shopping, having slumber parties, painting their toenails, while watching the notebook (all really obvious stereotypes)
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0:52 i'm a guy and this is probably the most accuerate one haha
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sh*t girls say is way more accurate
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what did you grow up with guys from the ghetto?
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Why does this have so many dislikes? Haha I loved the 'K' bit
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touchdown wearing an oilers shirt lol
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I'm a guy and have said less than half of these... Could vary depending on where you live, just saying guys.
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