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Cow Getting Abducted by Aliens on UFO - 100% Real Footage [Full Video]

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You idiots, it's real! The Martian Armada is on it's way! First Obama is replaced by the Lizard people from Luna, and now the 'ol redskins from Mars are doing experiments on our cattle. Wake up, you all! We'll be dead by the end of the year if we don't start work on anti-alien weapons! We need to go on the offensive, launch a nuke for mars. Better then spending money on POLICE! THE POLICE ARE JUST ALIENS IN DISGUISE! OPEN YOUR FRICKIN MIND PEOPLE! 
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+IaM NOT Slave I´m pretty sure your parents dropped you on your head when you were a kid...
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What the hell is wrong with us??? Humanity? We are witnessing a major event and these asses on the news just laugh at it? What the heck?! These freaks are going to be the destruction of humankind. They are behind every single war, sickness and everything that is evil and these idiots act like there is nothing to see. These are our worst enemies in the history of mankind, it's not mankind but them! WAKE THE HECK UP, PEOPLE!
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Why don't the grey little bastards just que at McDonald's like the rest of us
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Some of these comments and animosity towards the reporters, scare me. Call me crazy, but I think their lack of reaction to this footage.. just goes to show how fake it is. Nobody would just talk about it like they see that shit every day
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We were able to track down the craft, but I am sad to inform you that we were too late.  The cow was found dead, mutilated, tortured, and there were signs of sexual assault.
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Is the cow pregnant now? I want to adopt that cow's child!
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It's about time you give us the truth about what's happening to our cows. 
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I don't get why people tell me to wake up. I mean, I am pretty sure that people need to be awake to type sentences on YouTube, let alone use the computer at all. I just don't get it. Do some people actually go on YouTube while they're asleep?
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+Jack Griffin Wake up as in Open your eyes figuratively. You become enlightened and become aware of the facade in the country we live in.
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none of the other cows seem to care.. "well there goes jimmy"
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i was just waiting to see how long it would take for someone to point that out and it took months haha
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lol dude, glad to help :)
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Wow...I have seen a horsefly..but I've never seen a cow fly before.
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bzzzzmooozzzzzzz Lands on your shoulder [in tiny high pitched voice] mooooooobzzzz
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The aliens could have a cook out and all the homeless would go
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Hope you're never homeless.  I am not being sarcastic.
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i was wandering how a reptilian spaceship look like
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Hope they have some beer for that beef their about to cook... lol.... Anyways... It's a genetic harvest... They abduct people and take samples to keep our own race alive on different planets that are able to sustain life... Same thing with animals... They have always been around to keep this wonderful planet and it's amazing creatures alive and watch over us to hope one day we can stand up and live our own life without being such savage primitive monkey creatures that we all are... It's not about them.... It's really about us.... We don't own this planet... We just live on it.... In a sense... We all live in a zoo.... And they are the Zoo keepers...
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Do not be deceived.  Paul warned that if an angel from heaven were to preach a gospel contrary to what he preached, to know that this "angel" would be accursed.  Demons are fallen angels who can appear as anything they choose.  Paul warned of a great deception that will come in the end times.  Know that Jesus is the only name that will free you from an "alien abduction," which proves that "aliens" are demonic. Turn to Jesus Christ and be saved from the coming deception.  Accept Him as your Lord and Savior and turn from sin.  Study the Bible with others who have trusted in Jesus Christ.
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Aliens did not get the message  "Eet mor chiken"
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Our government made this video so that us people would say UFO don't exist.
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just the Skyrim bug...
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Pre-rendered Sega Genesis footage.
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Is it possible to produce a more crappy video? Maybe go from 5 pixels to one? 
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Has the power of intergalactic space travel: steals a cow.
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It didn't seem to bother the cow much and it looks like it kept it's head down continuing to eat the grass that was no longer by its feet, sort of like the cow was photoshopped in the video later. The notes say it must be real because it was from 1983 and no film editing abilities existed.  Even though that is false, photoshopping definitely exists today and any images can be easily altered.  I do sympathize with the Aliens, who obviously are beef gourmands and really want fresh beef for their BBQ's in the sky. At least the Aliens were smart enough not to steal the doctored hamburger from McDonalds.  
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I consider "beef" more like the physical muscle and meat. A smoothie with extracted glandular and organ fluids doesn't count(in my brain) :p My room mates eat sweetbreads and they love them, I couldn't do it haha. The texture looked nasty. Oh also, apparently abductees could smell the fluid mixture and apparently it smells nasty. Almost as nasty as the sweaty discharge greys excrete.
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Aliens think they can take farmers cows as though it's a free McDonald's.  It is time for this to stop!  They must pay for the cow first!!
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this prob the most possible one yet
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You know I hope one day Aliens do invade planet earth and I hope I bump into this kind of people that are making fun of it and then I just want to see if they will be as funny as they are now!
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well we do hav the best beef but thats stealin
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Ppl think this stuff is a joke but it's real .
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should atheists believe in aliens?
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keep on laughting assholes
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Nah, that's not Aliens or even a UFO. That cow just past some gas after eating some of my cooking. 
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I find it offensive that these news morons, upon witnessing a genuine phenomena are making light of this issue. I wish these news reporters suffered the same trauma as some people have in abduction cases or worse yet, fatal abduction cases wherein their corpse has no blood in it genitals removed, tongue removed and then try and laugh at it.
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WOW ..........  1500 pounds of floating beef? Can't fake that!!!!!
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Flamethrower poppa Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Cow Getting Abducted by Aliens on UFO - 100% Real Footage [Full Video]: https://youtu.be/uYrsjYHHMFU
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Well, time to play the Song of Time... again...
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rather the cows than us
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That seems like old report but still good and it really brings out the reality of it well there you have and no one does anything about because they don't take the matter seriously thus humans should know extraterrestrials have been visiting us for thousands of years .
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yes.....we should take this shit seriously (hehehehe)  they need methane for their warp(ed) drive.
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send money to my account please.  I blew a left nut laughing at this silly shit and the guy who posted it probably laughed his entire ass completely off with the believer comments.
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Any retards want to deny aliens now? Fucking sheeple, good luck in hell.
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that is how they play it off laugh at it make it in to a joke that way no care
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Look closely people. It's just a weather balloon.
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Get a pig next time so we can end that fucking saying.
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Haha I thought when he said you might have to turn up the volume that it would be a jump scare
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We have better things to do than abduct your livestock.
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Well obviously some race of alien is doing it. And your on the list booyyrrr//feemaale//thinnnngg
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cool can i have sex with a alien babe
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Aliens or the universe is running on the skyrim engine...
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NorVisio Shared on Google+ · 5 months ago
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I saw some thing in the sky on Halloween
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Aliens like hamburgers.
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A alien takes off with cow
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Thats cool you seen the cost of beef lately
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I have seen a ufo just like this one i swear to god it was invisible just like this one it was flying low no sound and i barely even noticed it
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this was clearly bullshit at its best, you suck
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Do you want fries with that?  lol
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adam gerard Shared on Google+ · 7 months ago
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Umar Mohammed Shared on Google+ · 7 months ago
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this one is real
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Maybe the aliens wanted hamburgers?
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The video quality was horrible but these cattle mutilations have been going on for a long time now that is a fact.
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that Cow was probably like what the fuck how did i get up here don't eat me LMAO
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Cows "they" say, are very similar in comparison to women and the reproductive system. I don't know, maybe there is a link.
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Interesting that the cow stays in the same position as it was when it was on the ground eating......ahem.
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Ever herd of anyone being abducted, they say they are frozen in movement and thoughts and wake up after the experience is over with only memories that are in brief flashes or suppressed from our conscious minds because the truth would be over whelming.  The cow mutilations cannot be explained how there is no blood surrounding the carcasses of the dead cow with laser type cuts around their eyes, and mouth with their organs removed. Yet no foot prints or blood. It would be nice if they followed up with if the cow remained missing or returned mutilated.      
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They are laughing at this ya when they abduct them and fuck the woman to make alien hybreeds i bet she wont be laughing than and when they do all kinds of tests
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After seeing this, I have come to the conclusion that Aliens are NOT VEGETARIANS.  LOL
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.-. why is it always cows and humans being abducted, its so weird. =/
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+RocketRadioShow1 Are you saying the antichrist is a cross between human and cow? The Satanic Cowman Cometh! LMFAO!
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Drunkcosmicobserver lmaoooooooooo
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fast food or is did my cholesterol go up into an air craft?
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Real #demon #Abduction of a #Cow! This is not a ##UFO or #alien. They are #fallenangels and #nephilim #demons, #evil #spirits. The cloned #nephilim abominations also have #vimana with abilities that appear to be #magic which is also evil. They all control the #government
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ATTENTION:   GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS CHRIST OR HELL WILL BE YOUR FINAL RESTING PLACE.
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... and... all I can think is.. romani's ranch. ..and then I crap my pants, because playing/remembering that as a kid makes me crap my pants.
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Cow's meat  is good for everybody, even for the aliens
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How is this not a big deal?
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DO YOU KNOW THAT FOR A FACT?
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Cow: Dammit, why me?
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Maybe they don't have steak on planet zarton...Come on people, who would really fall for this poorly done fake video...
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God fancied a cheeseburger, that's all.
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Fucking reptilian media
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They're laughing cause they are reptilian.
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ya dude im starting to believe some weird shit is going on here they are laughing like its ok a normal person (a human ) would be like omg what the fuck you know not laughing lmao
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i was thinking the same thing about the reporters being reptillian why the fuck are those fagets laughing????? its a fucking alien taking a cow how is that not a crazy video to watch ? and people dont think aliens are real????? wake up people and the reptillian reporters need to learn how to act more human im sure they have a book about it. crazy reptillian fucks 
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lol awesome joke at the end.
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what the........LOL
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With today`s technology little kids can make better fakes than the entire history of hollywood has ever done.
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ile supply the meat for the bbq
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The cows was raped that day and never seen again.
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Cow: MOOOoooooOOOOOO WTF 
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earthkid22 add me on runescape
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WHY THEY TAKE COWS??????????
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This guy should be a comedian ...man that was funny !! You saw how the brunette was looking at him ...she loves that guy:))))
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why would someone be randomly recording some cows and this would happen at the exact moment.. what are the chances?
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Never have i ever seen aliens stories on the news...this real?
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I wonder when they are done with the experiment if they drop the cow back off like that , I never really thought of this !
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FAKE !!!!! If you pay close attention to the video the cow IS NOT there at first. It looks like the cow comes out of the ground.
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beam me up scotty! 
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