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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.

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"Let's talk about doctors I've seen a few 'cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you" they must have meant Pancreatic Cancer for PC and Steve had to go to a doctor because of it! I love the ERB links!
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вы хоть знаете кто я мастрер и бог YouToube
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If apple made a car would it have windows
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If Microsoft owns a grocery store, would it include apples?
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+Comet Sweg oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo get rekt son
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There are ten million million million million million million reasons in this universe why PC is better then MAC!!!!
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Good job Bill! You own Xbox! WELL I OWN ONE TOO BITCH!
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All these PC/Mac kiddos...so funny. Linux trumps all.
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You can build a far better pc with much higher performance and Windows 7 Professional for the price of a Mac.
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The server hosting this video runs Linux.
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"You blow Jobs..." Does jerking motion Blow, Jobs, Jerking... Wow. O_O
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Haha me too I was like "windows?? What?"
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He did the jerking motion next to his face
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If Apple made a house would it have windows?
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"You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple." "Nope, Fruity Loops, PC." oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, if anybody gets this joke, applauds
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+Howwl_ ....im sorry but anybody who has basically ever gone on the internet knows what frooty loops is... Especially with the rise of dupstep in the past few years...
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+xX_TheRealGaben_Xx dude... you deserve a medal. I was about to comment the exact same thing.
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If you like one product, why do you have to hate the other? That's this generations stupid mentality
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+Troy Melnyk What about medieval times? You join a clan, then you must have a reason or be prompted to hate the rival clan.
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Wrong, Bill Gate does not build PCs, Microsoft is a software company and it has nothing to do with Hardware. and btw Mac is a PC too But cool Rap anyway!
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+Andre Rice okay I know there are a lot of other companies out there but if you claim to be an expert and a technological wiz then you would know that ever other damn computer out there is slow and probably barely works and copied Microsoft and is made by some stupid remote brand MS and apple are the only good computer companies and if you say there are any better lemme know pls.
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+Andrew PotatoLord pfft duh. And on top of that...its not even what I'm discussing
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+Jojoaidan PvP Oh thank you!That was a really big mess out there...
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Does anyone realize that you're supposed to choose based on who had the best rap right? Fucking fanboy war starters.
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Well I think Windows is far better than Apple but I liked Job's rap more.
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+Dresslor see those are the kind of reactions we should be getting from comments. oh well
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Fact: Apple users hardly know their own product Fact: windows is for nerds and most fans know how to use it
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I would have been awesome if the Cortana ai for Windows came in the last second
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+pikalex !!  A) This video was made wayyy before Cortana came out B) Cortana is a really bad rip off of Siri and Google Now C) It would have killed everything
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Mac is overpriced, and if you can not see that, you are either clueless or lying to yourself. A proper Hackintosh is the only thing I can see being atleast somewhat reasonable, price/performance wise. Apple users, you're paying for a system that won't like it if you need new parts. Well shit, said more than I thought I would. Incoming Apple fanboys.
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Before I continue I would like to point out the fact that I'm ordering a new mac soon. Yes I agree that apple products are overpriced, I personally enjoy using both Windows and OX S (yes I have used both in the past so don't go saying that I don't know anything), and I'm willing to pay the high price for something I enjoy to use. So can you people please stop arguing which software is better, every person like different softwares, let them be entitled to their own option. (and don't forget the fact that you can use windows on a mac via bootcamp or parallels)
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obvious troll is obvious. if a PC has viruses or lacks performance , it's all your fault. as for the apple products? it's all about user friendly. one is for people who know what they are doing and the other is for people who are not computer savvy.
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1. A Mac is a PC (it's a personal computer) 2. Bill Gates didn't invent the PC, his company Microsoft just created Windows which is ran on PCs. 3. "And people with jobs use PC". How does that work when a Mac is more expensive? 4. I use a PC myself so I'm not being an Apple fanboy here, I'm just saying have ridiculous this video is.
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+Connor Edwards they produce tablets (computers)
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+Connor Edwards Yes, PC is a misnomer.. But a slang term for any computer running Windows. Just little words to help distinguish easily n faster
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WHO WON?! 1. Linux (...Linux won, bi***!) 2. Bill Gates (Nice try!) 3. Jobs (Get a job, Steve!)
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I've never had a Mac, so I don't have anything bad to say about it. But I've never had problems with my Windows, so there is really no need to bash one.
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Used macs at school.And they are @#!.No really.True.The Internet is slow as @#!.So PC wins this one!
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Guys lets stop fighting over which is better and just talk about something we agreed on. Linux sucks.
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+David Pilkington You cannot even spell Linux, David, I expected better from you!
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+Captain Guy I apologize for my behavior prior to the comment I am making now. I was acting on basic, primitive impulse. But Linux is still better, and you still swallow.
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Bill Gates wont that one I believe
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You know thought that they would bring Samsung in it at the end or something
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Bill gates when because whenever someone creates a OS with icons on it they have to pay a fine to microsoft
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windows bit off apple not true he meant was android bit off of apple
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+Tmasters  androids aren't that powerful if you see an iphone 5s playing games like 3d spider man it won't lag for android it might freeze or lag a bit 
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My favorite lyrics Gates: "with your own little spinning beach ball of death" Jobs: "I need to bring up some basic shit why'd you name a company after your dick?"
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+Spideeeeee "How you going to shoot me down when I guide the rocket?"
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I know this may sound stupid,  but what's the hal9000
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A super computer from "2001: A Space Odyssey."
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+Herry Singh oh and i own mine craft they should say that if they make a new one
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This is probably the best ERB ever.
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Can't disagree with that. Can't disagree. 😂
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pc is clearly better but apple has great publicity, that's why they can sell their stuff for double the price they're worth. 
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+RainyPuffMC x Mac has higher prices mainly because they only appeal to a small spectrum of people-- Usually the artistic type. But in terms of "bang for your buck" you could get a pc that has twice or even triple the performance of a mac.
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+RainyPuffMC x yes i have, i'm not saying apple sucks, i'm just saying it's too expensive for what it is.
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Serious question What the shit is linux? It sounds like crap and I doubt it's big compared to Mac Or PC
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+luke fowler The Linux kernel, along with other GNU(GNU's Not Unix) software, were rising in popularity in the 1980's and 1990's, just shortly after the first instances of Microsoft Windows and OSX came about. It was founded on a different development philosophy than Windows or OSX. While Microsoft and Apple busy making it nearly impossible to customize their operating system outside of the customization they permitted, linux went full open-source. This spawned a massive user-funded development movement, whereby a monstrous amounts of new "distros", as they're called, came about. Basically, people chose linux because it offers a level of customization and complexity that windows or OSX could never match. However, there have been distros that are aimed for user-friendly use: for example, Ubuntu or Fedora.
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I just had to stop so I could write this comment: "Fine, you wanna be like that!? Die then!" I fucking love that one! XD
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People with jobs use PC. Apple for children.
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Lol sonic m8 learn your shit all the claims were dropped in that case
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Who's sonic? No one here is called that.
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Im sure you can get a virus on an apple product
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No i dont think it works
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Apples are just little toys called computers. Too simple to get a virus
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I understand that saying Windows in a rap would make complications, but Apple makes PCs too.
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Apple invented the PC that bill gates "owns"
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i love PC vs MAC fight ... because PC always win ...
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Adler Ortiz Shared on Google+ · 1 day ago
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I knew minecraft made a mistake of giving the game to bill gates.
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Giving what the fuck no lol they bought the whole studio for 2 Billion dollars
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1:10-1:12: Is it sad that I didn't get that line until after watching this for about the 16th time?
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My friend have his own pc and windows 8 with mac. Boom
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terminator vs robocop
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I think we all know who won this one. Skynet.
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Every computer runs skynet in the future of 2004
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MC crew (Steve, Alex, Herobrian, Notch, Jeb, Dinnerbone, etc...) vs TF2 crew!!! (Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demo, Heavy, Engiee, Medic, Sniper, Spy)!!!
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+Dj Pon3 Or Mane 6 (Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie) vs the Seven of the Great Prophocy (Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Annabeth Chase, Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, Frank Zhang, Hazel Levisque)
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Hal 9000. Nuff said.
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Linux? Are you kidding me?
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I prefer Apple and jobbs easily won
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hal wins Steve gets second
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Instantly won when the legacy was mentioned.
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Cows win. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo ooo
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pc have a lot of virus and i mean it so there are more prepared for it. mac doesent cuz when it does the mac is screwed Linux i dont know so much but I know that Windows has more games tan mac or linux
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also is more easy to operate a windows
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I wanted bill gates to win but I think Steve jobs won
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If you own xbox your a gpd
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Steve Jobs because Windows SUCKS and Bill Gates went 2 far
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Im surprised bill got pissed of and not steve. I mean, steve jobs was kinda known to get angry a lot, and he was kind of an a**hole.
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Apple has some stuff going for them... advertising... uh, virus protection... uh.. -Line?
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+Bilbo_Gamers Yeah, i don't need AVG, I'm using OSX and Linux (same coding as Apple) and who knows to use Linux knows how to use a computer.
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Kkkkkkkkkkkk 551.794
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i think Hal 9000 totally won that battle. His part was my favorite.
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"Why did you name your company after your dick?" LOL
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glorious pc master race
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ipod ipad ipwn I SMACK! LOL XD tie bill at first then steve lolololol
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The guy that wasnt introduced won
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Im watching this on a mac but i like Bill Gates But Steve Jobs was a BADASS here But i don't like apple
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15 points to whoever guesses which character is the guest star and who he (or it) is from. 15 points each answer.
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Do Chuck Norris vs the terminator
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+John Davis How exactly will that work? Tom and Jerry rarely speak, and even when they do they almost never use full sentences.
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it's obvious who won! Hal9000
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Fuck Linux! Windows and Macintosh are the best
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Windows is better,Trust me..i'm a program.
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That's just about what your programming, i'm using dual-boot OSX and Linux for programming
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you know guys if there's no Playstation then Xbox there wouldn't be also
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LMFAO "Never ever catch a virus on an Apple." That was only true back when nobody used Mac for anything significant and so nobody bothered to write any.
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Steve jobs won Mario vs sonic
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They were both good but Steve Jobs won
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Your all a bunch of vergins fighting over computer seriously shut the fuck up
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If apple made an apple... would they sell it bitten or whole?
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Bill Gates is better than Steve Jobs Steve is sooo gay he deserved to die.
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See people this is Xbox beats crapstation 3 and crapple
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No one really understands that steve jobs and bill gates were good friends! Steve jobs and bill gates worked together, and thats why on the mac it has "Microsoft PowerPoint, Word, and Xcel (i think its Xcel i forgot).
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Noe Nicolas Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
lololololololoooooloololoo
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