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Gary, The Guy That Shot Osama

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this video actually pisses me off because i feel bad for real life Gary who ever they are hahaha lol
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I agree poor Gary
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You know what else is heroic? Killing assholes! DO IT GARY
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+Krit Sanity All I said was that killing him was kinder than bringing him in alive. I made no statement on whether or not he deserved to die.
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And as I pointed out, he deserved no such kindness and it was probably more of a precaution, take him alive, there's a bigger chance Al Quaeda would've tried to free him before the execution.
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This is how America pretty much treats its vets.
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+Nunya Bidness Vets gets shit over here. Seriously, a huge amount of people under the poverty line are military vets.
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If I was Gary, I`m pretty sure I would`ve added those other assholes in the room to My kill count.
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+Drace90 Ignore it if people ask you just say who is that guy. If they know that you knew them say that you don't like to talk about death and that you are afraid of it. (For people walking along seeing this I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE)
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+Loose Viper Dude when you're under the suspicion of murder you can't just ignore it or talk yourself out of it. That makes you even more suspicious. At some point you have to answer. When somebody dissappeared and nobody called for blackmailing the police will suspect murder, investigate and find evidence. Then everybody has to answer. Murder isn't like stealing someones favourite Pokémon-card. The prosecution won't give in and at some point they most certainly will get you. If murder were so simple it would happen much more often. Do you have any idea how law and order works?
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Where's the "9/11 Conspiracy" comments?
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+Nerdialismo404 Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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I thought he was going to slowly start turning into Bin Laden. Hence the beard. You know, kind of like that movie with Tim Allen in it.
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+TadRaunch Actually that could be a South Park episode.
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This somehow reminds me of an episode from the classic Batman cartoon series. "The man who killed Batman". He was also just some random guy and... man he was screwed.
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"this 4 year old bakes herself into a shepherds pie" wtf?!
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I responded the same way.
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Why would Gary hang out with these asses?
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This is why Americans are sometimes considered to be barbaric. What is the point of killing people? Doesn't improsining have the exactly same effect in terms of security? And even in the very unlikely case when there's no other way than killing somebody (e.g. in an ongoing combat): A death of a human being is never something happy or even "heroic"! No matter who he was! But what to expect from a country that still allows death penalty and torture in the 21st century ... Edit: Of course not all Americans are like this. It's just an overall picture some people have of the USA.
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+Cedric Wehrum he was one of the biggest murderer s of all time. Did he have any regards for human rights
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+Sidious Fgj Article 1 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (United Nations), first sentence: All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. You cannot lose the right to be judged by human rights. No matter what you do. Without limitations. I know that it is hard not to think about revenge when you think about 9/11 or even the holocaust. This is because we can all empathize with those people. BUT: We should be better than these terrorists. There is no need for revenge. There is only need for security and this doesn't require murder.
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Gary then travelled to South west south Dakota, where he founded a communist cult, with him being the vessel of pure energy for his masses to follow.
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Robert O'Neill killed Bin Laden. Just so people know.
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isnt he in team 6 if he killed osama?
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"*Anything* you want." "How about a presidential pardon for assault and battery?" "Done." "Thanks bro." -Hangs up, kicks ass
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I know how that feels. I was one of the guys who came up with a weapon idea for TF2 which someone more talented made for me for the wokshop and it got put into the game, yet he gave no credit to me whatsoever and nobody believes me. But the honored feeling is still there. No matter what happens, I'll always know who came up with the weapon who pissed many players off for months upon end :')
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+Spadehound The BASE Jumper pissed people off? I never noticed.
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Well it was a good idea. I believe you.
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I imagine off screen Gary called up Obama and had those assholes sent to Guantanamo
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Seriously though... I feel better about the tens of thousands of dead american soldiers than I do about the killing of Osama.... Now a dead obama, THAT I would celebrate... Think of all the lives that have been saved for every dead or crippled american trooper... Thats the real good news!
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The unluckiest American solider In the world
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you dont use your thumb to pull the trigger lol
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This is actually awfully sad.
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i agree. I was hoping that at the end he was gonna tell them and kick all of their asses 
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+michael peterson that wouldve been a good ending. or if Obama shows up at his door, they overhear their conversation, so the Secret Service shoots all of them to avoid compromising their secret.
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I'm sorry but I don't understand. Are americans proud of having a man assasined without putting him to court? I'm sure it would have been interesting to hear what he had to say for his defence. In my eyes it is a shame for a 21th century civilisation.
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+Driphtwood Also, not the single biggest attack on innocent Americans, if we're counting what the European invaders did to the natives.
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+Jens Baudisch gr8 b8 m8, u seem 2 be in an ir8 st8 m8 maybe u should masterb8 with my m8 n8.
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This made me more sad for gary
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I just read it "Obama". Ah, wishful thinking...
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He also kills a bunch in drone strikes too. Seriously, it's not a secret, just take 5 minutes to google it and see for yourself.
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+Skizzor The alternative would be more terrorists killing more civillians. They do it for a reason. I won't defend it, but the military conducts strikes and accepts whatever results they get.
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That guy looks nothing like the guy who killed Bin Laden, the skinny guy looks more like the SEAL that killed Bin Laden.
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+warpfire037 You're completely right. College Humor really messed up on this one. The guy that called him didnt even sound like Obama. Can you believe that? LOL! Disliked and unsubbed amirite?
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In 2011 they didn't know who killed bin laden
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And now we know who he is, who really gives a shit
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It was very brave to kill the man who sat in a cave while Mossad and the CIA blew up the twin towers...
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Everyone in the comments section are anti-American commies
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So you are saying we are all Chinese?
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I don't really think celebrating the death of Bin Laden is a good thing. I mean, he was still a human being behind (apparently) causing 9/11. I say apparently because there's at least a million and one theories out there. You know they say when he was killed he was unarmed and pleading for his life. I'm not trying to glorify him, I'm just saying I think there was more to him than meets the eye.
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+Felix Haukeland derp derp suck America's dick derp derp
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I'm proudly English, it's more the murdering of thousands of people that made me hate him.
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I feel so bad for him haha
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As much as killing the guy is a just action I can't help but feel they would have benefitted from taking him alive
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"What a heartwarming speech, pubes."
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And then the great Gary had Obama hire Seal Team 6 to kill themselves, and it was like some poetic justice shit.
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if i ever shot osama i would of course cut off his head and show it to the world and get all the riches and bitches
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Why would the US kill their own agent?
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I bet they made up the whole Bin laden story so that it doesnt look like they invaded the country for nothing.
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At first I thought it said. 'Gary, the guy who shot Obama'.
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Holy crap, he seems to be the same Gary from the gamers!!!
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This is sad and its one of these videos which piss me off so much >.<
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The guy's real name is Robert O' Neill.
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The people who dislike this are terrorists...
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if that guy ever pointed the muzzle of that weapon at my face like that, I think I would go code black and rip his nuts from his body
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Gary: Hey Obama, can you have some people deported for me....
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Gary: Hey Obama, i know some people that would LOVE to be transfered to McMurdo.
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am I to believe the guy who killed Osama bin laden was thus resigned shorty after to a group of pencil pushers to hide the fact he was the one who did the deed????? But the last bit where his friend stuck pubic hair on his chin had me laughing.
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Gary. We would understand if you killed them. Call it a free-be.
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Humanity has degrades if we take joy in the death of another, despite all he's done killing him will not bring the ones we lost back to life, but at least we know he will never hurt another innocent human being again and that's what really matters.
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That and the image of his corpse being ripped to shreds by sharks does make us feel a little bit better.
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Anyone else realize that the two guys that aren't Gary are from Silicon Valley?
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If anybody did that to me... well they wouldnt cuz they would be dead!
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i feel like dis evry day ;_;
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They need to make a sequel to this.
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Also I think these guys knew Gary shot him and are just torturing Gary, there's evidence to back it up.
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Damn, this is sad.
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The guy who shot Osama actually has a book about him
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The dude to Gary's left looks a bit too much like the guy from Silicon Valley. 
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As being sad, I find this very American
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people say this is sad? this shits hilarious.
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Ok I cannot stand these 30 second unskippable ads of Bojack fucking Horseman every time i watch a new video!
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yessss thank you fuck that stupid horseman
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+dritch11 bojack is love, bojack is life
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This is actually hard to watch. 
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He should have had a mob trial
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He'd get more respect if he was the guy that shot Obama.
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did you listen to the interview of the man who killed osama? he was the cockiest mother fucker and kept glorifying the bad assery of his team. he wasnt like this at all
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>kills Osama >Means absolutely nothing, because an even more sophisticated terror group sprang into existence.
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When Americans die , they attack, and they get revenge, and it was worth seeing that asshole Osama die like the dog he was
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it was robert oneil not gary 
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I wish he had been killed by torture
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Looking at the comments I am extremely confused, there are people actually DEFENDING Osama? Are you serious? I don't understand...would you say the same things about Hitler?
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+FatnWild welcome to Youtube, you must be new here.
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Osama was shot by Robert O'Neil.
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That's what he says, but it's probably not legit.
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Hopefully Gary will be declassified as the risk decreases in the future c:
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Who the fuck are those guys? They didn't kill shit so whatever assholes are one step below loser in my book
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Ok Mr. President first I would 20 million for killing Osama, next I want a big ass promotion so I can outrank my asshole friends and make them my bitches, last but not least I would three supermodels to meet me at a five star hotel in Hawaii for some r&r. That is all...
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+Josiah Nugent I'm sure he's just joking dear.
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It's not that much of an accomplishment, actually. Shooting an unarmed man in the face isn't really that hard.
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Is the guy who pulled a pube out in the Silicon Valley TV series?
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According to the Media i thought Obama killed Osama, everyone is saying that and giving him the credit.. I always pictured him out in the field in a firefight being all tactical and bagging him.. MEDIA LIES TO MEH!
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The same way as the media gives Osama the credit of crashing 2 planes into the buildings, Osama just ordered his allies to hit the buildings the same way the media gives credit to Obama but Obama never went in and killed Osama there he just ordered his seals to make it happen. The media lies or Misinforms us all. btw there's much proof of 9/11 being an inside Job according to religion, science, and using the human brain to be suspicious and fit pieces together and see the the truth behind lies, a skill that humans are getting weaker at now days.
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There are no proof that US actually killed Osama Bin Lander.
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Is there proof of anything in life, or death? Plus if Osama had lived he would've shamed the raid calling it a lie and a propaganda news stunt. The same goes for what Russia would've said if the Moon Landings had been faken The opposing faction would have called BS on the US.
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Lol, 9/11 Was An Inside Job & bin Laden had been dead since the early 2000's, due to kidney failure.
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+Juan Gonzalez As a general life rule, I tend to avoid people that use the word "sheeple" but hey I couldn't resist... Obama is actually part of a master reptilian race. They have infiltrated every level of government so they can hide the reanimated corpse of Hitler that is living inside of the Earth's crust. They are preparing for the day when zombie Hitler will rise from his refuge, riding his Tyrannosaurus Rex, leading his zombie Nazi army to once again cleanse the world of all impure races that conflict with the master reptilian race. The lizard men have been in charge since the sixties when they faked the moon landing in a studio in New Mexico, it is also where they plotted the fall of the American economy by using strategically placed bombs at the base of the twin towers then altering the stock footage of the 9/11 attack to make it look like planes flew into the buildings... You see why we don't take people like you seriously right?
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The only people who should kill are those that are prepared to be killed. -Lelouche Vi  Britania.
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Rob O'Neill already came out about this. He was expecting to have some kind of recognition and expected to have some "reward" for his actions, probably from videos like this.  He was in a group, anyone could have "had" the shot. And now I am sure he is on some kind of list for "Top wanted DOA for al-Qaeda." This alone is probably not worth any kind of glory but everyone has there own views. Don't get me wrong, I am not some kind wacky liberal. I dare you to try and take my AR15s from me.. Anyhow, this needed to be done to show dominance of America but should not be glorified.
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Is that the guy from Silicon Valley ?
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Yeah hahah, everyone gets their start somewhere :)
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I thought Gilgamesh was the King of all Heroes?
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gary just imagined it. osama was dead since 1990.
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it was funny but Osama died few years ago , this was a media stunt, to get Obama closure boost.
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Btw anybody can kill a unarmed man it doesnt have to be a navy seal
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Are all of you really so stupid you can't figure out that it was all a lie? No one ever saw Osama's  body, All of seal team 6 strangely turned up dead afterwords, AND that they dumped is alleged body in the OCEAN?? 
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am i the only one who thinks that its waaaaaaay too obvie that the osama bullshit is bullshit?
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Why arm the muhadens (the group Osama was in) and train them and then hunt them down? American Logic Shit
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They were rebels assisting the United States in a proxy war between the USSR and Afghanistan. Only problem was when the USSR left the United States left Afghanistan to fend for itself thus creating what we know as terrorists who seek retribution against the United States for not following up afterwards (Why do you think all terrorist leaders look like they're in their late 60's), leaving what was once a powerful Muslim state in ruins. Today the US is somewhat forced to fix everything from sending military advisers to train Afghanistan's joke of a military complex, improve industry and standard of living, and sending humanitarian aid to those who need it. Unfortunately such terrorists groups are preventing this from happening by denouncing Western aid and oppressing those whom do accept. This works to their advantage since the people's lives are still crap but terrorist groups can direct blame towards the United States thus continuing the cycle of hate. 
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all of you that feel sorry in any way for this guy getting shot. are a bunch of useless pussies that belong in an oven filled with live grenades,
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bet the SAS could get him alive...
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The whole point was too kill him and how so ? What is the sad any better at than a seal
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well if you got him alive you could interrogate him and find out where resistance is and deal with them.
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As important as this mission was I still have to point out that it was a cluster-f%$k. Minimal resistance. They lost a multi-million dollar, state of the art, military helicopter to a low brick wall.
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they didn't kill him they took him and are now interrogating him for all his leads friends and affiliates america isn't dumb
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yes and the multiple pictures of his dead body are just photoshop... like the moon landing! "america isnt stupid" lol guess again
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Real Osama is not dead, I just spoke to him on FB like last night.
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+Not A Particularly Remarkable Brick I'd rather Miley blow me, but thats just me.
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Too bad Osama didn't do anything. The government is the "terrorist."
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How is this funny????
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Like you know anything about power.
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