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3DS Warnings!

by Luke Plunkett • 557,562 views

You can shit a 3ds? He'll I could use another one.
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0:16 Do not die while playing your 3Ds, we will not be responsible. 0:35 If your 3ds begins to think it is a bird, please remove it from any elevated surfaces, as it will attempt to fly. 0:51 When your 3Ds is in sleep mode do not leave it in direct sun light, or it will wake. 1:16 Do not operate your Nintendo 3Ds hinge if you have a two dimensional thumb, as it can slide under and get pinched.
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+NunoLava 1998 hmm, I would have gone with: In the event of a 3DS war, stay away from airports and corporate buildings, as they make great recharge stations.
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Well dang. Not saying that the 3DS is weak but, they made it seem like it's easily breakable XD Some of these rules also apply to the DS Lite, DSi, and 2DS. I mean SOME!! of the rules.....
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1:00 do not use a key to unlock your screen
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Stupid ass peeps be doin shit like dis
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Nintendo think we're stupid dah
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WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MUSIC !
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1:22 do not shit on your 3ds
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0:39 "you 3DS is not a plant or person, it does not need to drink"
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or do not use your 3ds as a cup
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0:27 Dont look there or you will be devil
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The warnings aren't clear enough my dick got stuck in the buttons
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Do not put the DS in your back pocket and sit down... I think... :P
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thay say that you shouldn't sit on your ds
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0:48 don't beat other living things with your 3ds.
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good job Nintendo 
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0:35 Don't place the 3ds on a shelf with a duck in front of a baby
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0:30 you cannot plug in the charger 0:37 3DS's are attracted to babies and hated by ducks 0:39 your 3DS cannot drown 0:59 you cannot take apart your 3DS using a key 1:02 3DS's have a tendency to float above airports during wireless communications
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racist ass fat piece of lard there smarter than you bitch
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why does everyone keep linking to 1;20 its not that funny
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guys you are all wrong about 17 its showing you how a 3ds is born
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The reason for the odd rules could probably be to reduce getting sued... they seem to look quite far though in terms of what their customers would do to the 3ds..
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probaly 100000000 over 10 and cutting your finger off ._.
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these are actually really in the instruction manual xD
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Damn, I was just about to teach my roses a lesson!
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im planning to get a 3ds but does 1:16 really happen alot and from a scale to 1 to 10 how bad does it hurt
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admit it when u watched this u tried doing some things tht were warned
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Are you a fucking retard, or do you for some reason not know simple vocabulary? Cause you obviously do not know what the definition of spouting is. The point of it is so even less cancer will come around, and not ruin it like it has been declining into for the past few years, was never intended for it to be like a "secret club" and if you actually believe that then it is no wonder you are acting so new. Never defended Kotaku since this is the FIRST TIME I'VE EVER SEEN THEM.
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Dont swing your 3ds at flowers
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Also caring about /v/ lol. Oh and. Britfag confirmed.
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wait 14 is wrong the are having sex freky sex... sex
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That's right kids! Don't key the 3DS! It'll only key you back!
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For 13 it says 病院 which means Hospital instead of airport... :P
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0:16 Do NOT watch Dennō Senshi Porygon on your 3DS.
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yeah lets feel bad about our selves and swing it like a baseball bat also the plane thing means dont visit people miis from countries you have never been to and use it as a whoppie cousin
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I squish my finger with the DSI xl but it feels good
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omg! I remember! The second movie, that female gremlin looked exactly like Nikki Manaj. lol
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No it does not mean they are dumb it means that people that are dumb should not do dumb things seems like you are the dumb one that does not understand this..
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0:49 Do not fend off hostile flower vases with your 3DS.
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I think Nintendo's manual writers got tired of Miyamoto and Co. having all the creative fun... so they decided to do all this.
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First, you don't even know that the rules you speak of have only ever applied to /b/ and not 4chan as a whole. Second, the only purpose of those rules were to cover /b/'s ass from having their raids traced back to them. They don't apply anymore now that the raids stopped and /b/'s become just another shitty board like the rest. Also, you're obviously in great denial of the fact that 4chan has been shit and almost as cancerous as Reddit for years now. Looks like you're the new one here.
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0:50 like im really gonna swing the 3ds looking like a retard
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don't forget not to feed it after midnight...
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Some of them are not true. Not everything you see or hear is true =\
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Well obviously you shouldn't sit on it.
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Just because the cars on the game look real Dosnt mean you have to use a key on it you idoit!
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0:48 Do not smack vases with your 3DS.
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yeah i did 1:16 thats it i've done 0:31 before and I had my 3DS replaced cuz it wouldnt play cartridge games
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Don't play with it when it's raining outside
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try to put water on the 3DS... look what will happen...
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I also always say that as an extra free comic book :)
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0:43 Do not clean the ear of your 3DS
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tip: who puts a 3ds in there butt? o yay the creator of of the instructions broke shove it in his butt
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@Winter8911 your probably right, afterall, I don't have a 3ds xD
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But I like to stab my 3DS with my keys :'(
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/v/isn't it's own website and Reddit never made any OC, and when the fuck did /v/ even talk about Nintendo? They hate them. Also rules 1 and 2 faggot. Go back to 9fag.
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Well there goes my plan to buy a 3ds as a cushion
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Anyone know who did this specific arrangement/cover of The Entertainer?
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1:16 i pinched myself a couple of times...
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These instructions are serious...and then the dude puts Dopey music on the video....XDDDD
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That rarely happens, the back is pretty smooth and is unlikely to pinch you. It has never happened to me and i bought mine close to launch.
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