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Paper Cut

by Rooster Teeth • 1,245,054 views

Matt helps joel with a common office problem.

My niece is only about 19 months old and she likes to kiss things she likes like a picture of a pig in a book we read her or something. Well I was watching this and she's watching it to (I guess all the screaming got her attention) and she kissed Joel o the screen and I though it was cute.
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+VzDARKzV i had to reread that because my brain automatically turned the word months into years and it was really weird... so yeah
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Take a shot for every time they say "Oh my God!" or "That's horrible!"
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Why does everyone think that the guy at 1:40 is pewdiepie? XDDD so stupid, rooster teeth doesnt even like pewdiepie
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If this was RvB... the same exact thing would happen
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OH MY GOD!!! Geoff, you have a plastic axe stuck to your head...
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its official, joel is a silence
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I'm almost too squeamish to watch this. XD
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This came out the day after my birthday
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Classic rt always the best
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IT IS NOT FRICKING PEWDIEPIE. SHUT UP. EVERYBODY AND YOUR MOTHER HAS MADE THAT COMMENT. 
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It's not Pewdiepie, it's Jordan
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your right, i met pewds and he does not look like that
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Jesus Christ calm down about pewdie already! It's a roosterteeth video just watch it and comment about how funny it is.
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this is the worst and the best thing I've seen all day
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I didn't follow the instructions. My dick is now in a toaster. I regret nothing.
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Best RT short ever!!
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Guys a guy got a harpoon through his head and lived don't believe me look it up
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That's not pewdiepie, it's Jordan.
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dosnt Joel voice Caboose?
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No Caboose voices Joel. 
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i'm 99% sure joel purposefully lowered the pitch of his screaming and yelling to not sound like caboose. because his regular yelling voice is caboose lmao
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Joel and Matt do the funniest Shorts XD 
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+Sales Kital From what I know Jordan was at Rooster Teeth for a long time just check out his journal at roosterteeth.com
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Who's the girl in the lift (elevator) at 1:59?
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why is pewdiepie there?
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i guess geoffs drunk again
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I sure hope they have Insurance. 
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Is Aaron in some of the shots?
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WTF OMG Pewdiepie?!?!?!?!?!?! 1:37
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Y'all missed a golden opportunity there. "If mirrors didn't exist, none of our problems would either." I mean the "Always follow safety instructions" is good, too. 
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Joel reminds me a lot of Johnny Knoxville XD
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Interestingly enough Joel was Johnny Knoxville's photo double for Dukes of Hazard.
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^^^ Well that's awesome
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I hope that there is a GIF somewhere about this
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every time I hear Joel I hear caboose. he will never be his own person
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When I became a teacher, I'm going to show this to my students to tell them to follow safety instructions
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Become * what has become of ur english
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Pewdiepie sucks. he used to be funny, but not anymore.
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Golden globe material right there
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This guy looks like Pewds but its not him. 01:50
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It'd be funny if it was Pewdiepie and he was just tricking us
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this was funny but the new ones that are coming out with suck
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How many fucking retards thinks the guy in the deli looks like PewDiePie? Most of RT hates him and this video was made before PewDiePie was even relevant or known.
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Canyon Storm Shared on Google+ · 11 months ago
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I'm pretty sure this is my second favorite RT sketch ever.... it's the second bestest.
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Rose pottinger the guy had a spike in his head not a harpoon
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Protip. If you put chapstick on a papercut, it seals it up until it heals.
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Oh my God! It's not PewDiePie!
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It's like the silences
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I know this was when they were still in the old office and I dont think miles and kyle worked there at that time, but isn't that miles at 1:29 reading the paper and kyle at 1:52 crossing the street?
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It's not Kerry, but Miles is definitely at 1:29.
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I swore I saw Pewdiepie at 1:35
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This is hands down my favorite short.
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I want this shown in schools specifically for the end message and have the class really confused
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That bad acting though...
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I was waiting for the kind of reaction that Geoff had.
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Mr.taylgunner why you saying it's not pewdiepie that's just werid
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That looked like pewdiepie!!!
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Best safety video ever
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How are they still living they have like a knife sticking out of their head
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Actually, one guy has a spike sticking out of his head. And another guy has a screwdriver sticking out of his head. They both don't have a knife sticking out of their head. Anyways, how are they living? Isn't it obvious? Nobody dies when they get a object in their head. Like hell, some people tell me that I have a chainsaw in my head, and, I do, but, it hasn't killed me yet. It's been 2 whole damn years since I got this thing into my head, so the only conclusion is that nobody dies when getting penetrating objects into your head :D
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It's a scientific fact that you can live if you get an injury to the brain that isn't in the two must vital spots. This is very realistic in their reactions each time
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Okay, this one made me giggle like a little kid.
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axes have safety instructions?
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Is it me or does Joel look like a creep in an elevator
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What ever happened to these guys? They're so funny
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Roosterteeth should make safety and instructinal videos for businesses
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zo faek evr tht r thy r hax0rs
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ho no not the paper cut!!!!!!!!
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im surprised the top comment isnt OH MY GOD
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Im not going to lie i did not see the axe in his head until he looked in the mirror LOL
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You guys weren't clear on the instructions, I got a knife, screwdriver, and an ax stuck in my head. OM MY GOD OH MY GAHD! oH MAH GAWD!!!!!
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joel reminds me of joey from friends
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