Upload

True Facts About The Angler Fish

by zefrank1 • 15,792,077 views

Post to Facebook :: http://on.fb.me/137n5o4 Tweet This :: http://bit.ly/19uqTmP (you can change the text) music :: http://bit.ly/UpkWy1 Watch more True Facts here :: http://bit.ly/VZO2rg links to...

XD XD i love this! real facts mixed with hilarious commentary XD XD
Report spam or abuse
That narrator is a scream! Lmfao. Have added every video to my favourites. Many thanks., +Ishizu montoya​!
Report spam or abuse
0:56 here, an anglerfish compares its camouflaging skills with that of a flownder, also a master of- HOLY CRAP! did you-? what the fuck?
Report spam or abuse
+Nicolas Reali You want to talk about maturity? LOL
Report spam or abuse
+Torayu I completely forgot. Thanks for that lol.
Report spam or abuse
Yes it's true that I once went through life As the guy who always had to rhyme life with strife Yes I've been burned and I've been spurned And through it all, yes I have learned That love is not about whether you get stabbed But how slow the knife gets turned But my friends, I've found an animal who doesn't feel this pain And my life is so much better now that I can feel the same Because you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But it has no frikkin idea what else to be The deep sea dwelling Anglerfish never has to find a mate They are always there together when it's time to procreate See, one dark night a young male bites the female on her side And then slowly he becomes a sperm producing parasite And if we can say he lives at all, he lives until she dies And until that day, he literally never leaves her side Yeah you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah, the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But it has no frikkin idea what else to be For years this rule has kept me out of hopeless despair You simply do not feel what is always there I ask my brain to entertain that pain is the same That if I feel it all the time, can you really call it pain? I don't have any friends, and I don't have any hair But neither does the Anglerfish, and she doesn't care Because you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah, the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But she has no frikkin idea what else to be
Report spam or abuse
+Ella Levad You have given me more happiness. Thank you kind sir....
Report spam or abuse
That was amazing 😊
Report spam or abuse
If I learned anything from the girls at my high school, the human male is a loud, annoying, and unnecessarily overcomplicated pair of gonads to the human female as well.
Report spam or abuse
"The anglerfish collects glowy-glowy bacteria in its wavy-thing" This is what real documentaries will sound like in 10 years.
Report spam or abuse
... To the angler fish, the human male is a loud, annoying and unnecessarily overcomplicated pair of gonads...
Report spam or abuse
I wish I could nothing but a pair of genitals.
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
It's not ugly, it's adorable in a weird and creepy way.
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
lmaol "sadly the shrimps and their vanity pay the ultimate price...death" 
Report spam or abuse
A lot of males in the animal kingdom get the short end of the stick i noticed.
Report spam or abuse
+alternate241 Nature! And the slow moving battle of the sexes and their evolving genitals... o_O
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
This guy sounds a bit like Morgan Freeman...
Report spam or abuse
+KevFil To me it's like Morgan Freeman reading quotes from Ron Burgundy.
Report spam or abuse
I knew it! Angler fish are the highest expression of feminism. 
Report spam or abuse
pretty pretty wavey thing of ugly
Report spam or abuse
I love these. They are by far my favorite deep sea creature. 
Report spam or abuse
"to the female angler fish, the human male is a very loud, annoying and unnecessarily complicated pair of gonads" that sounds like something me neighbor's ex-wife would say.
Report spam or abuse
"This animal is so cute !!!!" -said no one ever o_e
Report spam or abuse
Hilary Kay L. Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
Strolling through YT and found this old clip of Purdy Lady & Mr. Gonads.. sweet 😝
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Kevin Prat Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
Report spam or abuse
Ur videos would be better if u STOP saying random stuff.
Report spam or abuse
How do these fish have ELBOWS?!?
Report spam or abuse
This isn't HALF as scary as... Teddy's Operation... (shudders)
Report spam or abuse
Ugly is right !  8p  can't get any uglier........
Report spam or abuse
You should have mentioned that an angler fish's teeth can be so long, that it can't close it's mouth. cool vid. though
Report spam or abuse
Crimson Clerity Shared on Google+ · 3 weeks ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: https://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
Report spam or abuse
70% of the "angler fish" in this video were frogfish.
Report spam or abuse
+Shiverdamnation Frogfish are a type of anglerfish.
Report spam or abuse
Angelica Padre Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Report spam or abuse
I never heard someone say "shrimp" in such a funny way 1:15
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
I just saw this on Tumblr Watching it again before I go to bed XD Nice video!!
Report spam or abuse
"Hey pretty lady, nice gonads" lol
Report spam or abuse
"Here, an anglerfish compares it's camouflage skills with that of a flounder, also a mast-- HOLY CRAP!! DID YOU?!... WHAT THE FU--" XD
Report spam or abuse
Holy crap did you what the f
Report spam or abuse
"It's like a rainbow... Of ugly" lol😂
Report spam or abuse
why do you sound like morgan freeman?
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Seems like us makes usually get the short end of the dick...
Report spam or abuse
"To the female angler fish, the human male is a large, loud and unnecessarily complicated pair of gonads" As the human male is to the human female.
Report spam or abuse
i was watching this with all seriousness until that holly crap moment i almost died xD
Report spam or abuse
The angler fish is teaching us why you shouldn't be too vain.
Report spam or abuse
It's like a rainbow of ugly....LOL!!!!
Report spam or abuse
Nonono lmao this guy is hilarious
Report spam or abuse
Poor thing. You think they know they are that ugly?
Report spam or abuse
Col Redman Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago (edited)
hey pretty lady
Report spam or abuse
The female fish comes from many shapes, colors, and shades.. Of ugly Had me dead
Report spam or abuse
Glowy glowy bacteria in its wavy thingy
Report spam or abuse
poor males of any kind of species
Report spam or abuse
Cindy Irvine Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
I'm crying!!  This is hilarious!
Report spam or abuse
My vagina looks like that!
Report spam or abuse
U r da 2nd best person 2 exist.
Report spam or abuse
I'm a biologist student and thank god I found this hahahha
Report spam or abuse
This actually helped me with my Biology exam :') Thank you! ^-^
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
It's smells like James Harden's beard
Report spam or abuse
Anybody ever wonder what these things taste like??
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Im pretty sure he showed many clips of frog fish not angler fish.
Report spam or abuse
Fem nazi= angler fish
Report spam or abuse
"To the female angler fish the human male is a very loud, annoying, and unnecessarily complicated pair of gonads"  HAHAHA xD no fucks given. Savage
Report spam or abuse
Glowy glowy wavy thing
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
This is voiced by the same person in Dear Kitty.
Report spam or abuse
Educational and hilarious!
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Lol. You're hilarious dude !
Report spam or abuse
the angler fish is pretty on the inside !!
Report spam or abuse
you mean fifty shades of ugly?
Report spam or abuse
"The female angler fish comes in many shapes, colors, and shades...of ugly It's like a rainbow.....of ugly"   #50shadesofugly
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
You should do a narration on seaguls. I'd imagine that there'd be quite a bit of funny shit to say.
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
I keep on repeating the "DEATH" part XD.
Report spam or abuse
Fact: the "glowy glowy bacteria" that the deep sea anlgerfish collect with their "wavy thing" is Biolouminescent Bacteria and the "wavy thing" is called the Esca. the more you know.
Report spam or abuse
Great video, top marks for the narrator. Loved it.
Report spam or abuse
Its like a rainbow...of ugly XD
Report spam or abuse
Because it's dark as hell down there, and someone has to light up that pretty, pretty lady...
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
holy crap . did you wat the fuck 😂😂😂😂😂
Report spam or abuse
Haley Donat Shared on Google+ · 5 months ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
Report spam or abuse
I will stick with KOI or sunfish.
Report spam or abuse
Lol they are crazy this guy makes me laugh the have one called true facts about the frog. Show that one to grandma :)
Report spam or abuse
omg such truth many angler <3
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Terrific, thanks - good morning, from a wet/cold Brighton!:)
Report spam or abuse
Even God must laugh at their early blueprints~
Report spam or abuse
I also find the human male to be a loud, annoying, and unnecessarily complicated pair of gonads. But that may be because I'm a flaming lesbian.
Report spam or abuse
Glowy- glowy bacteria.... it sounds me like some kind of demon fruit from one piece :)
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
That woman is an asshole
Report spam or abuse
Butt Head Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
Check out this video on YouTube:
Report spam or abuse
Oh the memories this video reminds me
Report spam or abuse
Do true facts about the red panda!
Report spam or abuse
XD I literally searched angler fish, and clicked on this. So freaking funny, I am going to request teens react to this to +TheFineBros. XD Hilarious!
Report spam or abuse
The only thing I hate more than you fags.
Report spam or abuse
+UnoriginalBen Yes, the fashion illustration work that I did. I'm doing a revamp with more characters and more odd sea creatures.
Report spam or abuse
+Z-oreo § Oh, awesome... Except for the angler fish part.
Report spam or abuse
Russell Park Shared on Google+ · 5 months ago
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
the deep sea angler fish collects glowy-glowy bacteria in its wavy thing
Report spam or abuse
Do you do one about Humans? lol
Report spam or abuse
Show more Loading...
to add this to Watch Later

Add to

Loading playlists...