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I knew it! Angler fish are the highest expression of feminism. 
+chd wwk No, that's exactly what feminism is as shown by nearly every feminist who has ever written a book or been on radio or television.
This guy sounds a bit like Morgan Freeman...
+kipperfeast TF, True Facts. He has a playlist in his channel with all of them he's done. There's one on Morgan Freeman.
It is hard to believe, but most of my friends share the Angler Fishes fate, ecxept of one detail. After meeting the wrong kind of succubus (yeah that kind we always swore to protect each others against) and marrying it, they even were allowed to release sperm a few times again. Then, after one or two kids where sired my friends atrophied, lost there courage, will and most of their muscles and winded up, nothing more than a wallet which releases money when needed. Hey there pretty lady! Nice wallet! That is how the Germans do. To the succubi my friends are very boorish, rude and unnecessarily farting wallets, which sometimes lock themselves up in the computer room with a kitchen roll.
damn. this is depressing
damn nature you scary
That's what i was thinking
You are part of nature lol
0:56 here, an anglerfish compares its camouflaging skills with that of a flownder, also a master of- HOLY CRAP! did you-? what the fuck?
I feel so bad for the male angler fish. He's born. Lives to adulthood. Just so he can give his balls to his girlfriend and then die. Yikes. Talk about a doormat.
Nah nah. He's the fish equivalent of a bloke who just lazes around every day with a sheila doing all the work for him, feeding him, giving him sex. If he were a man, he'd just be sitting all day watching sport and shouting at his girlfriend to get him more beer and cook him a feed.
They should rename it to Andrea Dworkin fish. It looks just like her.
Reminds me of the feminist I see on the street with their faggot unmanly boyfriends.
+OnWithTheMission Feminists complain about a man who wore a shirt with women on it, made by a woman, but they want to show themselves out in public, lol right.
I respect you master troll, please teach me your ways.
So the Angler Fish are just typical Americans.
Yes it's true that I once went through life As the guy who always had to rhyme life with strife Yes I've been burned and I've been spurned And through it all, yes I have learned That love is not about whether you get stabbed But how slow the knife gets turned But my friends, I've found an animal who doesn't feel this pain And my life is so much better now that I can feel the same Because you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But it has no frikkin idea what else to be The deep sea dwelling Anglerfish never has to find a mate They are always there together when it's time to procreate See, one dark night a young male bites the female on her side And then slowly he becomes a sperm producing parasite And if we can say he lives at all, he lives until she dies And until that day, he literally never leaves her side Yeah you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah, the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But it has no frikkin idea what else to be For years this rule has kept me out of hopeless despair You simply do not feel what is always there I ask my brain to entertain that pain is the same That if I feel it all the time, can you really call it pain? I don't have any friends, and I don't have any hair But neither does the Anglerfish, and she doesn't care Because you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah, the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But she has no frikkin idea what else to be
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Justin Beiber is uglier than a angler fish.
+DINO NEWS It's a joke because he looks and sings like a girl
Terrific, thanks - good morning, from a wet/cold Brighton!:)
"Because it's dark down there, and someone needs to light up that pretty, pretty lady." I'm using this the next time I speak to a qt
Hannah S Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
Get ready to learn about ocean life in a succinct, honest way.
Legitimately terrifying and distributing as a metaphor for abusive relationships
James Yuenger Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
One of the best scientific narration ever. The narrator should do a whole Shark Week or something. Pretty comical descriptions.
The shrimps and their vanity pay the ultimate price. I lost it, lol.
I wish I could nothing but a pair of genitals.
Like if you are watching this with the Angler FIsh
im sad about the goldfish
Morgan Freeman's new hobbie
"... and someone needs to light up that pretty, pretty lady." Too much, I've fallen from my chair. 
LMAOO THIS WAS FUNNY AF 😂😂😂
This is why men have suppressed women throughout history! Because in nature males get the short end of the stick!
Things like this is why the sea terrifies me...
The angler fish comes in many shapes, colors and shades.. of ugly... It is like a rainbow.... of ugly.
The deep sea angler fish collects glowy glowy bacteria in its wavy thing to create a tiny little light.
'The female Angler Fish comes in many shapes, colors, and shades..... of ugly. It's like a rainbow.... of ugly' ahahahahahah. So funny
"the deep sea angler fish colects glowy glowy bacteria in it's wavy thing" Possibly the most accurate description I have ever heard.
The voice is the same with freeman man. Cool name btw 
Oh man, that made me laugh way too loudly! 
It's like a rainbow... Of ugly...
The fish market will provide you with fish. Always remember. 
He's using real military li- oh wrong person.
Oh lord, I just found this and laughed so hard. Thanks for that <3 <3
my matt people have no worries well never see one of those cuz there always at the bottom of the sea
xD my gawd XD I CANT STOP.... IMMA GONNA PEE xDDDD
Where has your channel been my whole youtube life!!!! Sub'd !!!!!!!
A lot of males in the animal kingdom get the short end of the stick i noticed.
+Redjoker96 Take a look at the rest of the mammal kingdom then say that.
The point is, mammals have a tendency to give those with strength the most power. Just as we do. For us to come out of the animal thoughtprocess, we need to overcome that sad way of thinking. That wont happen for lots and lots of years and evolution. We don't think that way, but we did, and some even today does.
Funny as shit when it ate the flounder.
RIGHT!! That was great!!
HOLY CRAP DID YO- WHAT THE FU..
The voice of this guy.. Sounds like that narrator from the "dear kitten" video
Of course it sounds like him.. it is him.  “Ze” Frank has done loads of narratives, TED talks, and vlogs with this vocal inflection.
Lol wat fish does that kinda crap? 
Thanks for the documentary on my brother daniel.
I laughed so fricken hard at 1:02 XD XD XD XD XD
You should do true facts about ants. Or hyenas
That is one gnarly, ugly, scary looking son of a bitch. I want one. If only I could own an aquarium to accommodate it's size.
If you believe in reincarnation, that is where Hitler is now: living 1,000,000 lives as a male angler fish.
Lol, you make it sound almost like a punishment. Reincarnation means simply that you haven't learn enough. You have to know how it is to be a killer/ victim/raped/being animal etc. Before we come here to earth we all sign contracts. That's how it works.
"It's liema rainbow. Of ugly." XD
Lisa Louise Angonese Shared on Google+ · 6 days ago
A little, science lesson!
Nick Otting Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
Great narration, LOL
This one brought much needed laughter. 
Anti-Obama trolls. Anti-feminist trolls. Beiber-hating trolls All we are missing now, are Creationist trolls.
...Its like a rainbow.Of ugly.
this is actually interesting as hell
do you wanna know what a male angler fish is called? a dangler fish.
Wait a minute; those guys put goldfish in a salt water tank! Those bastards!
I am glad the angler punished the shrimp. 
I found this to be so funny ?? Does this say something puzzling about me ??
This guy is funny as hell hahahaha 😝😂😂😂
mandella reynolds Shared on Google+ · 3 weeks ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
1:01 "also a mas.. Holy CRAP !!! did you- What the F*ck" hahaha i can't stop laughing
That narrator was awesome
ya girlsss RULE!!!!!!!!
This reminds me of how I went to go say my sisters name but accidentally ended up saying ugly XDDD
A True Facts video about ants will make you the messiah of Morgan Freeman.
What happens if somehow an angler fish loses its bait thingy? How does it catch a fish then?
I'm terrified of angler fish D'=
"-And here a decorative hat feather."
เขาเปนอังกฤษ ขอเปนไทยล่ะกัน
CHE C'è DA RIDERE A ME MI FA PENA
Haley Donat Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
I will stick with KOI or sunfish.
Lol they are crazy this guy makes me laugh the have one called true facts about the frog. Show that one to grandma :)
Justin Kiger Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
1:02   was not expecting that at all. (o _ o)
Thumbs up if BuzzFeed sent you.
I laughed waaaaaaaay to hard
Sounds like the "DEAR KITTEN" voice.
Russell Park Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
"Sadly, the shrimps and their vanity pay the ultimate price..." lol Humour aside, I actually learned things from this...
I Loved How The Exact Timing Between The Beginning and End Of The Bite XD
Do true facts about the blob fish please
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