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0:56 here, an anglerfish compares its camouflaging skills with that of a flownder, also a master of- HOLY CRAP! did you-? what the fuck?
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+Corina Cortes if she isn't, then fine. good for her. i was asking IF she was doing anything.
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+Nicolas Reali If you really wanna know, don't block her. And definitely don't block her then ask other people. That's just stupid.
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Yes it's true that I once went through life As the guy who always had to rhyme life with strife Yes I've been burned and I've been spurned And through it all, yes I have learned That love is not about whether you get stabbed But how slow the knife gets turned But my friends, I've found an animal who doesn't feel this pain And my life is so much better now that I can feel the same Because you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But it has no frikkin idea what else to be The deep sea dwelling Anglerfish never has to find a mate They are always there together when it's time to procreate See, one dark night a young male bites the female on her side And then slowly he becomes a sperm producing parasite And if we can say he lives at all, he lives until she dies And until that day, he literally never leaves her side Yeah you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah, the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But it has no frikkin idea what else to be For years this rule has kept me out of hopeless despair You simply do not feel what is always there I ask my brain to entertain that pain is the same That if I feel it all the time, can you really call it pain? I don't have any friends, and I don't have any hair But neither does the Anglerfish, and she doesn't care Because you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah, the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But she has no frikkin idea what else to be
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This guy sounds a bit like Morgan Freeman...
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A lot of males in the animal kingdom get the short end of the stick i noticed.
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"Males are protecting the females while the females gather food. " The only thing males from most mammal species protect females from is other males, females could very well defend themselves and their babies, so your little theory is disproven, they may believe themselves to be kings, but they're only there because the females allow them
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+Sturm Königin Whatever makes you sleep at night.
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I feel so bad for the male angler fish. He's born. Lives to adulthood. Just so he can give his balls to his girlfriend and then die. Yikes. Talk about a doormat.
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"... and someone needs to light up that pretty, pretty lady." Too much, I've fallen from my chair. 
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I wish I could nothing but a pair of genitals.
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The voice of this guy.. Sounds like that narrator from the "dear kitten" video
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Of course it sounds like him.. it is him.  “Ze” Frank has done loads of narratives, TED talks, and vlogs with this vocal inflection.
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I love these. They are by far my favorite deep sea creature. 
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"It's liema rainbow. Of ugly." XD
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LMAOO THIS WAS FUNNY AF 😂😂😂
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lmaol "sadly the shrimps and their vanity pay the ultimate price...death" 
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Fifty Shades... of Ugly
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50 shades of ugly... Seems legit...
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The shrimps and their vanity pay the ultimate price. I lost it, lol.
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Things like this is why the sea terrifies me...
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1:02 holly crap! did you.. WHAT THE FU-
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They should rename it to Andrea Dworkin fish. It looks just like her.
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I knew it! Angler fish are the highest expression of feminism. 
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+Vention1MGTOW More and more young men know that marrying is the dumbest thing they could possibly do. Which is harmful to our peoples as we'll die out. Thanks feminism!
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Like if you are watching this with the Angler FIsh
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damn nature you scary
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That's what i was thinking
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You are part of nature lol
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Dimitris Skourtelis Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
Ενα θηλυκό κουβαλάει πάνω του ένα αρσενικό χωρίς καρδιά και εγκέφαλο. Κάτι μου θυμίζει... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-BbpaNXbxg
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Angler Fish are awesome! :D
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James Yuenger Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
One of the best scientific narration ever. The narrator should do a whole Shark Week or something. Pretty comical descriptions.
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It is hard to believe, but most of my friends share the Angler Fishes fate, ecxept of one detail. After meeting the wrong kind of succubus (yeah that kind we always swore to protect each others against) and marrying it, they even were allowed to release sperm a few times again. Then, after one or two kids where sired my friends atrophied, lost there courage, will and most of their muscles and winded up, nothing more than a wallet which releases money when needed. Hey there pretty lady! Nice wallet! That is how the Germans do. To the succubi my friends are very boorish, rude and unnecessarily farting wallets, which sometimes lock themselves up in the computer room with a kitchen roll.
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Sue W Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg. An amazing and ugly creation!
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Legitimately terrifying and distributing as a metaphor for abusive relationships
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"Because it's dark down there, and someone needs to light up that pretty, pretty lady." I'm using this the next time I speak to a qt
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"The female angler fish comes in many shapes, colors, and shades...of ugly It's like a rainbow.....of ugly" Me: subsribe
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I watch the movie gonads featuring arnold swartznegger
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He's using real military li- oh wrong person.
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Lisa Louise Angonese Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
A little, science lesson!
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mandella reynolds Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
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1:02   was not expecting that at all. (o _ o)
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Haley Donat Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
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I will stick with KOI or sunfish.
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Lol they are crazy this guy makes me laugh the have one called true facts about the frog. Show that one to grandma :)
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this is actually interesting as hell
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Morgan Freeman's new hobbie
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Lol wat fish does that kinda crap? 
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"True facts"... Like there are any other sort of facts...
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เขาเปนอังกฤษ ขอเปนไทยล่ะกัน
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Justin Kiger Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
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The deep sea angler fish collects glowy glowy bacteria in its wavy thing to create a tiny little light.
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The female Angler Fish reminds me of Queen Larsa from Mushihimesama Futari. 
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This species is a fanatic feminist's utopia...
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It's like a rainbow... Of ugly...
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LoL... shades of ugly... rainbow of ugly.
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im sad about the goldfish
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It's surprisingly peaceful
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That was absolutely hilarious keep making those videos
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Thanks for the facts I'm going to use the ANGLER fish as my topic for the science fair
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0:57 man made me laugh my ass off
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I laughed so fricken hard at 1:02 XD XD XD XD XD
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Pretty, pretty lady. ;)
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Wow, God is amazing.😃
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Terrific, thanks - good morning, from a wet/cold Brighton!:)
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Nick Otting Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
Great narration, LOL
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This one brought much needed laughter. 
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You are funny as hell! I subbed!
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You should do true facts about ants. Or hyenas
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"The female Anglerfish comes in many shapes, colors and shades...of ugly. It's like a rainbow...of ugly"  Right off the bat I'm bursting in laughter xD Made my day. I'm addicted to these now. They're educational but hilarious. 
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Ohhhh, geezus. I'm dying inside! (In a good way.)
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Where has your channel been my whole youtube life!!!! Sub'd !!!!!!!
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The female angler fish comes of many shapes, colors, shades of ugly, it's like a rainbow of ugly lol that too funny
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...Its like a rainbow.Of ugly.
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Russell Park Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
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50 shades of ugly :D
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Oh lord, I just found this and laughed so hard. Thanks for that <3 <3
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Oh man, that made me laugh way too loudly! 
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If you believe in reincarnation, that is where Hitler is now: living 1,000,000 lives as a male angler fish.
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Lol, you make it sound almost like a punishment. Reincarnation means simply that you haven't learn enough. You have to know how it is to be a killer/ victim/raped/being animal etc. Before we come here to earth we all sign contracts. That's how it works.
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This is why men have suppressed women throughout history! Because in nature males get the short end of the stick!
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lolololololol this is so funny
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Ahhhhh sigh youtube gold right here
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Cuttlefish proposes an alliance with Angler Fish. Together with our satanic homie the Mantis Shrimp, we will rule the seas. Then, the earth. Then... The heavens themselves.  OBEY CUTTLEFISH blub
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True facts about the nigger: 
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So the Angler Fish are just typical Americans.
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