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I knew it! Angler fish are the highest expression of feminism. 
+chd wwk No, that's exactly what feminism is as shown by nearly every feminist who has ever written a book or been on radio or television.
This guy sounds a bit like Morgan Freeman...
+kipperfeast TF, True Facts. He has a playlist in his channel with all of them he's done. There's one on Morgan Freeman.
A lot of males in the animal kingdom get the short end of the stick i noticed.
+teila211 You mean, the short end of the **bleep**ick?
It is hard to believe, but most of my friends share the Angler Fishes fate, ecxept of one detail. After meeting the wrong kind of succubus (yeah that kind we always swore to protect each others against) and marrying it, they even were allowed to release sperm a few times again. Then, after one or two kids where sired my friends atrophied, lost there courage, will and most of their muscles and winded up, nothing more than a wallet which releases money when needed. Hey there pretty lady! Nice wallet! That is how the Germans do. To the succubi my friends are very boorish, rude and unnecessarily farting wallets, which sometimes lock themselves up in the computer room with a kitchen roll.
damn. this is depressing
damn nature you scary
That's what i was thinking
You are part of nature lol
I feel so bad for the male angler fish. He's born. Lives to adulthood. Just so he can give his balls to his girlfriend and then die. Yikes. Talk about a doormat.
0:56 here, an anglerfish compares its camouflaging skills with that of a flownder, also a master of- HOLY CRAP! did you-? what the fuck?
Reminds me of the feminist I see on the street with their faggot unmanly boyfriends.
+OnWithTheMission Feminists complain about a man who wore a shirt with women on it, made by a woman, but they want to show themselves out in public, lol right.
I respect you master troll, please teach me your ways.
They should rename it to Andrea Dworkin fish. It looks just like her.
Like if you are watching this with the Angler FIsh
So the Angler Fish are just typical Americans.
Legitimately terrifying and distributing as a metaphor for abusive relationships
Justin Beiber is uglier than a angler fish.
+DINO NEWS It's a joke because he looks and sings like a girl
Yes it's true that I once went through life As the guy who always had to rhyme life with strife Yes I've been burned and I've been spurned And through it all, yes I have learned That love is not about whether you get stabbed But how slow the knife gets turned But my friends, I've found an animal who doesn't feel this pain And my life is so much better now that I can feel the same Because you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But it has no frikkin idea what else to be The deep sea dwelling Anglerfish never has to find a mate They are always there together when it's time to procreate See, one dark night a young male bites the female on her side And then slowly he becomes a sperm producing parasite And if we can say he lives at all, he lives until she dies And until that day, he literally never leaves her side Yeah you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah, the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But it has no frikkin idea what else to be For years this rule has kept me out of hopeless despair You simply do not feel what is always there I ask my brain to entertain that pain is the same That if I feel it all the time, can you really call it pain? I don't have any friends, and I don't have any hair But neither does the Anglerfish, and she doesn't care Because you can't hate the night If you've lived your whole life without light And you can't hate the dish If you've only ever eaten fish And you can't feel alone if it's all you've ever known Yeah, the deep sea Anglerfish has no reason to be happy But she has no frikkin idea what else to be
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Terrific, thanks - good morning, from a wet/cold Brighton!:)
"Because it's dark down there, and someone needs to light up that pretty, pretty lady." I'm using this the next time I speak to a qt
James Yuenger Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
One of the best scientific narration ever. The narrator should do a whole Shark Week or something. Pretty comical descriptions.
I wish I could nothing but a pair of genitals.
The shrimps and their vanity pay the ultimate price. I lost it, lol.
I love these. They are by far my favorite deep sea creature. 
Here the angler fish waves a lovely pashmina shawl, just the size for an unsuspecting shrimp. Here another one presents a lovely pair of leggings...and here a decorative hat feather. Sadly, the shrimps and their vanity pay the ultimate price... ... ... ...death.
Fifty Shades... of Ugly
LoL... shades of ugly... rainbow of ugly.
Morgan Freeman's new hobbie
Ohhhh, geezus. I'm dying inside! (In a good way.)
"... and someone needs to light up that pretty, pretty lady." Too much, I've fallen from my chair. 
LMAOO THIS WAS FUNNY AF 😂😂😂
Sue W Shared on Google+ · 3 weeks ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg. An amazing and ugly creation!
This is why men have suppressed women throughout history! Because in nature males get the short end of the stick!
The angler fish comes in many shapes, colors and shades.. of ugly... It is like a rainbow.... of ugly.
im sad about the goldfish
The deep sea angler fish collects glowy glowy bacteria in its wavy thing to create a tiny little light.
Things like this is why the sea terrifies me...
'The female Angler Fish comes in many shapes, colors, and shades..... of ugly. It's like a rainbow.... of ugly' ahahahahahah. So funny
"the deep sea angler fish colects glowy glowy bacteria in it's wavy thing" Possibly the most accurate description I have ever heard.
The voice is the same with freeman man. Cool name btw 
Oh man, that made me laugh way too loudly! 
It's like a rainbow... Of ugly...
He's using real military li- oh wrong person.
xD my gawd XD I CANT STOP.... IMMA GONNA PEE xDDDD
Oh lord, I just found this and laughed so hard. Thanks for that <3 <3
my matt people have no worries well never see one of those cuz there always at the bottom of the sea
The voice of this guy.. Sounds like that narrator from the "dear kitten" video
Of course it sounds like him.. it is him.  “Ze” Frank has done loads of narratives, TED talks, and vlogs with this vocal inflection.
Funny as shit when it ate the flounder.
RIGHT!! That was great!!
HOLY CRAP DID YO- WHAT THE FU..
Where has your channel been my whole youtube life!!!! Sub'd !!!!!!!
The female Angler Fish reminds me of Queen Larsa from Mushihimesama Futari. 
Lol wat fish does that kinda crap? 
I laughed so fricken hard at 1:02 XD XD XD XD XD
You should do true facts about ants. Or hyenas
That is one gnarly, ugly, scary looking son of a bitch. I want one. If only I could own an aquarium to accommodate it's size.
That was absolutely hilarious keep making those videos
Nick Otting Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
Great narration, LOL
This one brought much needed laughter. 
"It's liema rainbow. Of ugly." XD
If you believe in reincarnation, that is where Hitler is now: living 1,000,000 lives as a male angler fish.
Lol, you make it sound almost like a punishment. Reincarnation means simply that you haven't learn enough. You have to know how it is to be a killer/ victim/raped/being animal etc. Before we come here to earth we all sign contracts. That's how it works.
...Its like a rainbow.Of ugly.
Wait a minute; those guys put goldfish in a salt water tank! Those bastards!
do you wanna know what a male angler fish is called? a dangler fish.
this is actually interesting as hell
I am glad the angler punished the shrimp. 
I found this to be so funny ?? Does this say something puzzling about me ??
This guy is funny as hell hahahaha 😝😂😂😂
mandella reynolds Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
True facts about the nigger: 
That narrator was awesome
This reminds me of how I went to go say my sisters name but accidentally ended up saying ugly XDDD
ya girlsss RULE!!!!!!!!
You just earned a sub, this made me laugh so much
What happens if somehow an angler fish loses its bait thingy? How does it catch a fish then?
I'm terrified of angler fish D'=
เขาเปนอังกฤษ ขอเปนไทยล่ะกัน
Haley Donat Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
I will stick with KOI or sunfish.
Lol they are crazy this guy makes me laugh the have one called true facts about the frog. Show that one to grandma :)
CHE C'è DA RIDERE A ME MI FA PENA
Justin Kiger Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
True Facts About The Angler Fish: http://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg
POOR GOLDFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like the "DEAR KITTEN" voice.
1:02   was not expecting that at all. (o _ o)
Russell Park Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Do true facts about the blob fish please
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