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Check out Crash Course! http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse The Fault in Our Stars: http://dft.ba/-tfios I'll be in Amsterdam THIS FRIDAY evening. Ticket info: GAH THE TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT I'M...

geek stands in line for 4 hrs for the new movie... nerds do the same but in full costume (ex. harry potter)
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So another example. Star Trek/Star Wars fans?
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personally, i think shailene woodley and ansel elgort would be perfect for hazel and gus... just a thought
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Who the fuck is hank? lol. This is a serious qustion.
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Hank is a crazy woman living im new Zealand who discobered the cure for Polio
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+Berger Man Hank is a marine animal in the order of Sepiida. It belong to the Cephalopoda class, which also includes squid and octopi, it has a unique internal shell, and is also known as "The Chameleon of the Sea"
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What does batman and 16 sodiums have in common? Neither one has parents
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Wow. That was.....BRILLIANT.
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Babies? Babies.  Maybe Babies will be our "Always"
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For those of you who are new to Vlogbrothers, Hank is John's brother who also makes videos for this channel.
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+Daan892 If you're talking about people asking "Who the eff is Hank?" It's a thing: https://nerdfighteria.info/entry/1079
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Guys. I think this was either the second or first VB video I have ever watched. My god.
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How do you get sharpie off your face?
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I tend to think of geeks and nerds on either end of a fiction/non-fiction spectrum. Nerds like physics, geeks like Marvel. There's a lot of cross-over, but you all know who you are.
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And due to a rare skin gene the sharpie never washed off.
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I have a question... who the fuck is Hank?
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Hank is a magical rainbow dragon.
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+Jonathan Krone Hank is A spherical mass of ice and rock, visible from Earth only with a telescope. Approximately one fifth the size of the Earth’s moon, Hank was considered the 9th planet in our solar system until recently when it was announced that Hank is, in fact, just something orbiting out there in the distance.
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How do you get that sharpie off?
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FBF to before TFIOS came out.
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And it did get made. AND IT WAS AWESOME.
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John, are you aware that you look like Benard (Megamind) and he acts like a depressed, borad version of you?
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I didn't know you wrote that book. I assumed it was another John Green. I'm actually going to buy it now.
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Is it ok to use grammar to insult someone in YouTube comments who called you stupid but used the wrong your/you're to do so?
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And what if they made horrendous grammatical mistakes while harping on you for what they call a grammatical mistake it was really a typo? (like ant for and)
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Typos aren't grammatically incorrect, they're typos, and I fix mine when I notice them because they bug me, but it's not quite the same thing. Autocorrect errors and typos are not the same as not knowing which of a similar word to use. I just find people who try and call other people stupid but have a poor grasp of the English language.
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"Hopefully they'll make it, it's too soon to get excited" heh lol.
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Crash Course basically taught my entire social studies class in 6th grade... that's all he would show us... 
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What happened with Augustus' name?
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I still can't believe that this man has written best selling book, I love this dude 😂
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How long did that take to wash off?
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Sharpie only takes one wash to get off if it's not much. It takes one or two days for a lot like John had on his face.
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I would like Tris and Caleb to play them
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Lifetime spoiler alert: Your book gets made into a movie.
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still cant believe this was the guy who wrote the fault in our stars...
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Hey! I did not read your book (although I might read it), but I have a question regarding Zeno: Which Zeno? Of Elea, Citium, Tarsus or Sidon?
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Making videos that can be taken siriusly he says while drawing sharpie on his face.
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Keep your fingers crossed, my face is burning. XD
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I'm would like shanline woodely (idk how to spell it) and ansel algorithm mostly because they are really playing them and it is Iike 6 months after the movie came out!
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Can someone please tell me what the whole "Who the eff is hank" thing is about. I have no idea!!!
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this is great to watch now
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The way I understand it, the difference between geeks and nerds, is that geeks ACTUALLY get laid. Plus "geek" has a better ring to it when saying phrases like "I geeked out". However, on the other hand, Geek Fighters just doesn't sound right. Nerd Fighters for Life! #DFTBA  
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Awww past John, if only you knew. ^_^
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Do you like book series or novels ? Because my aunt is saying I have to read more novels .and why ?
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Can't believe you actually think the Friend Zone is a thing, and not another expression of some men's feelings of entitlement towards women.
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+nadiact1000 It's just a way to deal with rejection i suppose. The "friend zone" is just a metaphor for the common phenomenon of one-sided or not-returned affection. But of course fear and/or anxiety plays its own role. I really don't get why it became such a thing, but on the internet the 14-year old boys scream the loudest...
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+Samuel Dravis  Metaphor or not, it literally says 'I became friends with this girl, and now she's obligated to give me sex in return, and she won't because she was never obligated in the first place, AND THAT UPSETS ME.' It's misogyny.
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whoa it's cool how there is a meaning behind the name Hazel
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Totally agree on Hamlet
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Your teacher dream did come true because my teacher plays crash course in class all the time.
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I believe you said "GmH, it. it tdiaiqfrn" I think you MEANT to say "GmH, it. Qt tdiaiqfrn" "Good morning Hank, It's Tuesday. Question Tuesday, the day where I answer real questions from real nerdfighters"
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"H, Isyf" You missed the "o" Why do you insist on breaking my brain q.q
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wow John's face is so colorful!
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SHARPIE FACE TUESDAY! :D
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This is the man who made me cry from arranging 26 characters into paragraphs and chapters, why is scribbling sharpie on his face?
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OHHHH. that's why her name is Hazel. BRILLIANT!
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I have a friend that highlighted the quotes in TFIOS like it is a Bible
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That is the most amazing/magical giraffe I've ever seen.
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Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort
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Virginia is a great state!
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The between life! BETWEEN!!! I geeked out didn't I..?
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Will there ever be a Nerdfighter gathering in Columbus, Ohio?
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Love where Hazels name came from.. Also think Emma Watson would have been amazing as Hazel... Woodley did a good job but i thnk Emma would have been amazing as well..
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I believe Hazel should be played by Shailene Woodley and Augustus should be played by Ansel Elgort. I'm sorry, I had I do that! :)
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I wanted Jennifer Lawrence to play hazel I could see her being great at the roll but the one who is playing the roll also looks like an amazing actor for the part
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I think Shailene Woodley should play Hazel and Ansel Elgort should play Augustus. 😊 Ah, Ansel Elgort 😍💕💫
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cue the cries about TFIOS movie
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I respect Hazel's name so much more now, I loved it then and I love it even more now that I know the meaning
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And looking back on it now it's like "Yes. TFiOS became huge"
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THIS NEVER GETS OLD, RIGHT?
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A nerd is someone who specializes in math and or science. A geek on the other hand is a person who is very knowledge able in 1-2 other topics
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What's hazels name & Gus's name in person?
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The tfios movie just came out
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Why does his hair look so fluffy in this video???!?!
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The explanation for Hazel's name is awesome
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I would want Shailene Woodley for Hazel and Ansel Elgort for Augustus, oh wait...
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Will there be a TFIOS movie? --- ANSWER:: YES!!!!!!
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aww, before the film became a thing XD
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sharpie face makes your crazy everything look more crazy john
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i see what you did in the intro to the video
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Im from Sweden and I have nooo idea who the first rapper was
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Of course after the movie now they have so many subscribers what about the actual nerd fighters?
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this literally made me fall to the ground laughing. idk im weird
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Will you ever come to Slovenia?
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2:35 of course its Virginia.
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Omg my parents had a cat named Hank. I know who Hank Green is, though.
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my 7th grade history teacher shows us your crash course videos in class so you are a TEACHER 
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how on earth do you get that off?!
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as to many of life's problems - the answer is alcohol.
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+shomolya "If you should be drunk to do the thing, you should probably not do the thing."
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Okay i think this video was made two years ago but its weird to think that in 10 days the movie that we didnt know for sure was going to be made is coming out in less then two weeks!!! While commenting this i realize i have spent two hours watching old Vlog Brothers videos!! DFTBA!!!
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Is it weird to not like bacon? If so, I'm sorry.
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the original meaning: a geek is someone who participates in sick side show acts, such as biting the heads off small animals.
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Geek is to nerd as engineer is to scientist.
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My mother thinks your videos are educational...
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Two years later, the TFIOS movie is a thing.
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ahhh took me a few times but i finally got what he said in the beginning! Oooh John.
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My teacher shows us your videos all the time and the first time she showed a video I was so exited I kinda squealed...
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I love the explanation as to why Hazel is called Hazel! 
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I didn't realise that this was an older video when I started watching it so when he started answering questions about the tfios movie I thought he was just being really sarcastic. Now I know he just actually didn't know :/
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I think the fact that I know exactly what John said in the beginning proves that I have watched these videos WAYYYY too many times...
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did he by chance mean 'qt' instead of 'it' otherwise he said: gmhit(it/qt)tdiarqfrn aka good morning hank its tuesday question tuesday the day i answer real questions from real nerdfighters rigjt?
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there is no such thing as too many times when it comes to the vlogbrothers
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I hope that washed off successfully!
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Which Zeno are you most a fan of?
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How do you get the Sharpie off?
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i love you john but i can't tell the difference between your giraffe and dog drawing. 
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Or did I nerd out?
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Hazel being an imbetween name literally blew my mind because I didn't realize it was that deep! Then again, this is John Green!
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"If I'm so old then how come my face is covered in sharpie!?"  -John Green
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Did you really put that much thought into Hazel's NAME? Damn I could never be writer...
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Jeff Pettorino Shared on Google+ · 9 months ago
My daughter is obsessed with this authors big hit, The Fault In Our Stars. I have heard of his book, but had no clue he was so damned cool; massive geek/nerd cred. +John Green is a person we need to pay attention to. What do Batman and 16 sodiums have in common? NA NA na na _na na na na NA NA na na na na na na_
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Please see Project for Awesome and Foundation to Decrease World Suck for further evidence of their awesome. Also crash course. Also VidCon. Also....
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Heh... Yeah, think I stumbled across this guy about the time Canada did away with their penny. Certainly gives me something to talk about with my younger coworkers.
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I don't think that will come off
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