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Dog farts and scares himself

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Recorded on July 10, 2010 using a Flip Video camcorder.

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Everyone that's commenting bad things about the owner is stupid! You can tell it's a computer screen or a lap top. Everyone needs to calm their tits.
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What a heartless excuse for a human being...shocking that poor dog while he was sleeping just to make a stupid video like this. Flagged.
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You motherfucking bitchfuck bastard
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Bastard thats no fart thats a shock collar!
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@bluedistortions I personally dont give a fuck even if you WERE liberal. Using spelling insults roflmao.
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i want to put a shock collar on this dude and wake him up just for kicks, see how he likes it
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@ViDiMoSeSiNe311 there's no funny side to strapping a cattle prod to your dog's throat, and then activating it at random for your own amusement.
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@bluedistortions Whats in our blood is.. surviving. We humans get so desperate when our lives on the line have you heard of the chilian plane crash a while back. PEOPLE started eating people.. survival is all thats in our blood if that means killing and fighting for our own glorification so be it. as for the animal side their just animals chill the fuck out. theres a reason why we eat them.. survival of the fittest and in some extremes that means killing animals. killing animals will never end.
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wow we got a real asshole right here !
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Nah, your name doesnt deserve proper spelling, capitalization, much less recognition. Like I said, your wrong you think you know it all yet you know nothing. Strap that shock collar you supposedly own around your own neck and hit the button a few times to kick your brain into gear.
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@WhiteIWolf if the dude thanks you for sardines, and says he would be thankful for work, i usually take him out to eat and chat with him for awhile, ask him if he needs anything like bug spray or vitamins. then we shake hands. this is only about 1% - 2% of the time though.. very rare.
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What's with the shock collar man? How 'bout we put a shock collar on your little 2 inch pee-pee and stick a hot potato up your fuckin' coochie, and ram it up there a lil bit? See if that's funny for you. Hmm? :)
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WHY would you use a shock collar on this small dog? That's horrible! I can see using a shock collar on dogs that are vicious or are a known danger,but on a HOUSE PET? Animal abuse!
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@bluedistortions the human race is slowly going through tough times .. im not sure where you from but im guessing the US.. if so our own country cares more about fixing a country across the seas that doesnt want us.. wasting billions on nothing when we supposedly killed the "target" .. instead of helping its own and fixing its own country first. But under your shackles during that time I wouldnt of hesitated to eat an animal.. domesticated or not. and sir you are truely strong to go through that
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it's true that discussing your low intelligence and inability to debate gets us nowhere, but i'm surprised you acted like i'm changing the one changing topic. you never replied to any of my questions about the video or dogs in general, so i assumed you didn't care. you're the one who started this idiocy about who's a liberal (while knowing nothing) if you are white, big fucking whoop, that's what i assumed at first cuz of how you talked. so who's wrong, then? my point was that's not the point.
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@jumperontheline apparently not ._. well back then they had filters..
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I'd like to kick your little ass uploader.
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Never said it was a guy's or the dogs far i have said MANY time that it was something else a tv recorder etc. No shit it doesent sound like a fart So what now are you going to attempt to prove something to me you have no proof of? Good im waiting.
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you sick son of a bitch, get that collar off that dog!, u need to be shot u sick cunt!
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Lol, i find your sheer lack of IQ impressive. "attention folks, going off topic, now makes you mentally handicapped!" get a life motherfucker rofl
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huh lol i wanna put a shock collar on whoever put it on that dog? my comment wasnt necessarily directed to the person who posted the video take a fucking chill pill kid
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That is cruel . Why did the boy or gitl laugh? :c
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This should be banned you pile of shit
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If you listen in the begining, the keys and/or buttons are being struck to prepare the "noise making" device of which the sound cleary comes from.
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@Bronx1875 anyway, you did say "go back to topic" which is infuriating because NOT ONCE have you answered ONE question of mine "on topic" so i guess i have to remind you what they are. PRESS 8. PAUSE. notice the black box on the dog's throat? that's a shock collar. you said i can't prove it is one? you'd probably run your can into a building because you can't see a brick wall.
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u sick just sick gosh jack ass it was an shock collar? thats just messed up i hope that dog bites u
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@Bronx1875 easy enough. press "8." now, pause the video. do you notice the BLACK BOX THE SIZE OF TWO "D" BATTERIES ON THE COLLAR? you can spot a shock collar from 100 yards away! and last i checked, video taping something WAS known as "proof." there is no proof stronger than video.
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@Leebsterftw notice the shock collar. also, how was it they were laughing and filming before it happened? psychics?
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@Songspoint Good now you realize how your arguement is complete BS and now are backing down smart choice while you were still above water..
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I clicked "dislike" cause the video is really fuckin' lame! it not ABUSE. - is just pointless!
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@jumperontheline Good then get the fuck out "superior" being. Word is thrown around whenever a person speaks there mind disgrace.
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@bluedistortions its okay , but if thats the case this should be taking down IMMEDIATLY
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That's awful big,strong language for a little guy like you to be using. I understand that you're way too limited in intelligence to fully understand,but,I am sure your mommy will explain it for you as to why it's cruel to do this to animals. Now get off the bigboy part of the net and go back to your Wiggles or Barney video before your mommy catches you.
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i flagged this because this is animal abuse. not fun. AND I STILL DONT GET HOW IT GOT 2,295,747 views (O_O)
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@Bronx1875 WEARING. A. SHOCK. COLLAR. that's not debatable. nuff said?
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Flagged for animal abuse. EVERYONE FLAG THIS ASSHOLE
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It is nothing like putting your tongue on a D battery, it actually really does hurt I know because my dog's bark collar has gone off on my hand once (I hate putting it on her but if I don't she goes out and barks non-stop) and it hurt like heck.
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@Bronx1875 the human race in general is inferior, mostly because of bad government or bad parents, but that doesn't mean i'm great, it just means you suck. that's not a huge ego, that's just plain facts: most people break the law, most people do drugs, most people vote dumb. so what? all intelligent people complain about that. you're just stuck on the dumb side, and i don't feel sorry for you.
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flagged for animal cruelty, you infected cum bubble up an elephants ass.
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The poster named garden250 is an idiot. Clean your ears bro, its was a fake fart. Enhance your calm john spartan.
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@JBieberPurpleNinja oh yeah, funny pet videos on youtube, why would people click on such things? people are KUH-RAAAAAZY (except you, of course, as you are careful to point out). you tube is essentially "worlds's funniest home videos" of our generation, and those types of shows always had fairly decent ratings. do you really go to every pet video with high viewcounts and say this? this one video just got disliked because it's a cruel prank mislabeled as harmless.
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These people are assholes. You have to be a bitch to shock a dog for fun. Fuckin douche bags.
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I love you too.... Grow up. This is the end of it. Get on with your poor excuse for a life.
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THANK YOU I WAS WONDERING HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE FOR SOME ONE TO FIND THIS OUT...
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@AnimeMasterUPLOADER Lots of people have flagged it for animal abuse - but apparently YouTube don't give a shit.
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Why is there sooooo many dislikes?
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finnally ,vaders dislike bar!!
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I get the strong impression you are a teen with too fucking much time on your hands....I personally would love to take that shock collar, shove it up your ass and see how you like getting zapped. Hopefully someone will recognize the dog and have it removed from the house so you can't torture it anymore.....assholes like you and shock collars should be outlawed...
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Yes, because that dog really deserved that. I won't forgive that dog for doing what it did.
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@WhiteIWolf haha! oh yes. 99% of them. if they are pestering you, always carry a can of sardines on you and tell them you have no money, but you do have sardines. sardines were my lifeline, they have lots of good nutrients and protein and you can carry them anywhere. if they will not eat sardines, they are not hungry, and you can call their bluff. if they say they need money for a hotel, tell them there are nice dumpsters filled with bubble wrap behind Dress Barn.
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I should really go up there where ever you live and pull out a cattle hot shot and make you scream for that. You stupid fuck.
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What a fucking moron!!! Shocking a sleeping dog just for the fun of it!!! You should smack around everyday when you go to sleep...!!! Dick!
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I use a invisible fence for my dog but she does not constantly wear a shock collar. please take it off. if a dog wants to bark who are we to say they can't? like if I don't want to hear you talk I wont put a shock collar on you.
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MrHemingay stfu and go back to rimming your boyfriend
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@jumperontheline There are worst things that people do to this animals and you are still flaming each other and flagging this video witch clearly had entertaining purpose.
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omg this is animal abuse someone call 911 on him or something plz this dude is plain pyscho
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I hope someone throws you off a bridge
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I really like dog video clips online. It usually takes up most of my work day. But a large number of families are incrementally KILLING their dogs (without knowing it)!!! The garbage which they use in dog food creates cancerous cells and tends to make most dogs pass away early.. To help save your animal's life you ought to look at Double Life Dog Diet (Google it.) I am so grateful I uncovered it.
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If your gonna dis me, atleast spell my name right fucktard. "Garden250"
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The planet is infested with 850 ball-less cunts!!!!
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this isn't even their video!! they just recorded it can't u see the dot dot? stop hating please
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Sure i will once your stop being a moronic internet armchair activist who thinks he is superior I really dont give 2 shits how smart you might THINK you are. And if your going attempt to insult me make it so that its actually offensive and not repeating your notorious "IM SMARTER THAN YOU ROFL" sentence because no Your just a stupid fuck trying to reel back from his previous arguement to make himself look less stupider then he looked before.
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@Bronx1875 Speak English - No-one else here speaks troll language ... And don't waste your breathe replying because I'm not interested.
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@WhiteIWolf if they insist on money, they want drugs. average homeless man makes $100 in 2-4 hours. other test is appearance, honest homeless man does not try to look pathetic, but tries to look as best he can, he looks this way because he wants a job. the ones that don't cut their hair don't want a job and don't care. oh, that is the other test, tell them you don't have money, but you could get them a job at mcdonalds if they're interested and see what kind of response they give you.
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@bluedistortions the food thing is exactly right. i mean if they dont have any disability and not really homeless why waste their time asking for money when they can get their lazy asses working. I started working at age 15 at a mcdonalds not the best job but a person whos actually needs or wants money will work to get it nice and simple. as for you sir you dont know how much i respect you for actually going through the tough times and not being a pestering hobo but coming out on top..determined
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DONT HATE ON THEM!!!! THIS ISNT THERE VIDEO SO DONT REPORT THEM GOD PEOPLE!!!!
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owner is a asshole like to shock the hell out of you see if you like it.
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What you think your a troll all because you say umad? Now i bet you'll say "Yeahh you mad" Learn better comebacks because your trolling a major troll here... And FYI you just went off topic as well Retarded much?
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Thats because they used a chock collar to shock it..
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@bluedistortions so 1 whole part if i was talking to you which i specifically hit the "Reply button" Then a explanation on the obvious... Ya i guess your previous comment should have been enough for me to tell you are a idiot..
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I hope you get fucked by queers with aids. Cruel cunt. I hate you and want to piss on your guts.
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Ahh Mann..This is pretty fucked up. That looks like a shock collar around its neck.
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@Bronx1875 you strike me as of average intelligence for a retarded 4 year old, which in the south, that translates to your average 16 year old. i could shit in alphabet soup and make more sense than you. and i wouldn't mind your southern dip-shittiness as much except for one thing: you're a bunch of pansies. you're all scared stiff, and it shows in the way you talk, the way you saunter like a sally in woodland camo down the crosswalk to walmart, the way you can't even express what you think.
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I think some dogs need shock collars but this dude is a real asshole for shocking his while it slept
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@bluedistortions Sadly theres some people that abuse the privlages that the government actually tries to do to help. people colecting multiple government checks just to make quick cash because there to lazy to do anything Then there truely is the homeless that would work to get what they can to eat to sleep under a roof live day by day on what they make wish everyone could have an experience like that not to worsen their lives but to give them a better point of view of life n enjoy wat they have
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@bluedistortions That doesent even SOUND like a human laughing... retarded Tree huger's gotta love them Especially the ones who are retarded.
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dude, the dog is sitting there just being good about to sleep then you go and say "oh err im gonna go get a fart button and shock coller and shock my worthless dog(hes saying this. i LOVE dogs)for like a billion views on youtube errrrrrrr" NO. dumbass teens like youself should use your fuckin heads god >:(
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@jumperontheline people are saying the dog didn't fart but the people who uploaded it said it did, therefore i will believe the uploader over the random people posting here so if the uploader tells me that the dog didn't fart and scare itself then I WILL believe that.
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dgjd;fklgldkjfgldkjfghkljfyopeitftftftftftftfyifpgjnslkfjylekr In my language that means- Fuck You
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I've flagged this for animal abuse, it's shocking. It's not funny, whoever made this is a fucking bitchy coward.
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.....i think this is funny and i want to see more of this sort of thing. theres not enough of it on youtube.......
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