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What Kid Shows Taught Me

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Spongebob taught me that there's supposed to be a city that fish live in at the bottom of the ocean. Wonder Pets taught me that there's three superheros that are a hamster, a duck and a turtle going around saving other animals. And lastly Adventure Time taught me that its OK for a 13 year old to be slaying monsters, going in dark dungeons, and hanging out with a talking computer and talking dog that is for some reason yellow.
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+Jessi Sutherland How can one forget about Wonder Pets? Wonder Pets was the freakin' bomb.
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sudden realization that Jerry is the bad guy
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Dora taught me that if someone's messing with you, if you tell them to stop three times then they'll run away, and that it's perfectly ok to walk around with a monkey and talk to animals.
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+Kira Hunolt this is why i hate kids shows -.-
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As a matter of fact there was a friendliest great white shark and his name was Kenny the shark
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Kenny was a tiger shark.
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Teletubbies and barney are without a doubt the two most creepy kids shows.
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You're forgetting boobah..... I watched that as a kid
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Dora taught me that I can wonder into the wilderness with no parental guidance what so ever.
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SpongeBob taught me that I could get a job in fast food restaurant and have enough money to pay rent, keep a fridge fully stocked [as well as my best friend's fridge fully stocked] and keep a pet. Even though the most he makes is like goddamn minimum wage. Courage the Cowardly Dog taught me that even though almost everyday you end up in fucked up situations and the only person to save you is your dog you should stay where you are. I mean maybe the next day living in the middle in the middle of goddamn nowhere would suddenly become super safe. Clifford the Big Red Dog taught me that I could get the runt of the litter but my love for him will make him grow so big that he'll grow as big as a fucking house. And that I'll still have enough to provide for him and all the damage he causes. Like 'oh my dog squashed your car! let me write you a check with the money I DON'T HAVE!'  Out of the Box taught me to break promises. The last episode they told they would be back but did they ever come? Hell no. Fuck them. They are the reason I don't trust anyone. 
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Like if your watching this 2015!✌️
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Dont do if this 80years ago
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I wrote an entire speech on what Dora the Explorer taught me. It was the best
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Sponge bob taught me that there is a city of fish in some chick's bikini bottom and that Spongebob is a Tampon. He's super absorbent..... I'm sorry I have no idea what I'm doing anymore
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I saw this really fucked up SB epp and he was watching porn because he was watching something then the snail came through and he turned it over straight away the snail looked at him in disgust then he acted al awkward the went to bed I also watched another one and he went to the snail "don't dropped the soap" and if your old enough to know what that means the you know inappropriate much? But I spouse it was an adult show at first
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+Aisha Shafie I know. now when I watch spongebob I realize all of the hidden dirty jokes
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POPEYE!!! LMFAOOOO!!!
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anyone else see the rash appear
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When she starts to talk a lot and starts talking faster her neck gets red. She has a video about it but I can't remember what it is called. But yeah.
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Haha remember Kenny the Shark??? Kinda starting to get suspicious about that show now...
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Manhole covers are often made out of cast iron, concrete or a combination of the two. This makes them inexpensive, strong, and heavy, usually weighing 50 kilograms (110 lb).thats what google told me XD
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Just curious but whats on her neck? A hickey?
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Pokemon taught me that's it's ok to wonder around in the woods and fight dangerous creatures and also that you capture them in a teeny tiny ball
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That spinach that Popeye had was acutely fucking weed that he smoked through his pipe and spongebob taught me that u can whatch sea porn
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I feel like they could make Barry the zombie into a kids show now
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Fricking tom and jerry taught me that its okay to try to kill someone 24/7. Rugrats taught me that older sisters hate children. And lastly Dora taught me that it is okay to go places without telling your parents.
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BUT OMG KERMIT AND MARBLES DO LOOK LIKE PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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Tom and Jerry taught me, that if U dont like somebody, U can always smash His head with anything, without worrying that something would happen to him.
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SpongeBob taught me that squirrels are really amphibians and that pineapples submerged in water make really cool freaking houses!
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Actually there was a show where a great white shark was someone's friend and a show about king tut being a mummy and a friend. Mummies are basically zombies. Not scary because they fall apart and move do slow that they trip over their own appendages
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I spy Jenna's "I'm drunk" rash, which made an appearance and gained an explanation in the "Drunk Makeup Tutorial" video
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The "To Catch a Predator" part was hysterical
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You are hilariously funny and I love the way you are. I wish I had your mind. Life would be awesome everyday.
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Fair odd parents thought me that its ok to have fairys and that they new die nor do your friends think your crazy
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It's funny how TV shows date a person. I'm 29 and a bit too old to have known teletubbies and Barney, and all the Dora and sponge Bob commenters on here are obviously younger than Jenna. Just by this video, I'd guess that Jenna is around like 26.
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The sun in the teletubbes is Dan Howell.
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Why am I just seeing this now? lol I love this.
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At 4:19 and 4:40 look at her neck. It's red,at least one part. And i don't know where i read this but if you have a red area on your neck right where Jenna has it, you are 100% drunk.
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does she have a hickey on her neck?????
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That's what I thought
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When she talks a lot and started to talk faster, her neck gets really red.  I think she made a video on it :)
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Barney taught me that if I love you, you love me
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If only that's how it worked!
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Whoa whoa whoa WHOA. Popeye is NOT smoking crack! He's smoking spinach! Lol :)
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Chowder taught me that u can talk to foods and no matter what kind of messed up situation ur in someone is always gonna help u out n forget about it the next day!! Robot and monster told me that it is totally healthy to eat bacon 24/7 and that a monster and robot can be best friends!! Sponge Bob taught me that a sponge that is less intelligent than his pet snail and is like in his 20's can get a job at a fast food restaurant which gives his probably less than minimum wage with a rude as heck coworker n a dumb best friend who he basically takes care of can be happy!! Fish hooks taught me that if u have fish in a fish tank that it would be all furnished and have a complete school and different housed with a million other creatures!!!
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Wonder Pets taught me that everyone has celery.
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"Fat Cat" taught me that pedophiles can also be furries AND successful TV children's entertainers (Australia). "Alf" taught me that you can create a character that is one giant Jew-joke, and if you throw in a running gag about eating cats that people will get confused with stereotypes about Asians and not pick up on the actual subtext. "The Curiosity Show" (science and technology program in Australia) taught me everything that the mainstream public primary school system didn't.  Plus, it aired during an era when you could encouraging kids to undertake projects that involved things like stanley knives and chisels, without pissing off over-protective parents...which was awesome! ...oh and if you go back to "Pinky and the Brain"...you may realize that Pinky was the genius and the Brain was insane.  :P
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Dora taught me that you can collect stars out in the middle of no where and that its okay to go somewhere without an adult, just a monkey.
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The fucking power rangers got me 😂
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"I didn't learn anything from teletubbies. That show was a cluster fuck" hahaahahah
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earth wind fire water and heart is from witch too
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Barney human that killed kids in parks and ate them that is who Barney is made after
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I woke up a 5 in the morning cos it was raining I watch 1 video it is now 8
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What family guy thought me
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lol! at the pizza part
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Toopy and Binoo taught me that a cat and mouse will get along fine and that mice are like 3x as big as a mouse. What?!
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childhood somehow ruined and mindblown.
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+milk carton011 having a marathon on jenna's channel. whoo. (forever alone) can someone support?
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Jenna Marbles taught me that I liked her so much that eventually I would grow up t get two dogs that looked similiar to her dogs(even though I found her channel because of my Italian greyhound) " What are we gonna do today, Gypsy?" "Same thing we do everyday, Zeus. Try to kill each other!"
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cheese pizza cheese only is strechy when it from Costco
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Don't talk about barny that way
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"omg barney scarry dinosaur y der no show bout a friendly shark durp durp" dude did you not watch Jabberjaw as a kid? what is WRONG with you?
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what kind of dinosaur comes alive when a bunch a kids touch it kinda weard. what is he planning to eat thm all???
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no iv never heard of it when it come up im like 10
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Watch Kim and Kenny freindliest great white
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He's s fen air bender really think about what ang can acutely do
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Well in New York and othe sewers in the usa they have the same set up as the turtles... Also as far as spinach and popeye go... I learned a lot about eating raw fruits and veggies. Greens are harmonizing with human blood perfectly. By consuming them they build stronger muscles than any other protein. They aren't as visible however bodybuilders are finally realizing this.lol ;) I thought of this when I learned about the power of eating raw. Check it out :)
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@sierra frye Dora actually has downsindrome
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Courage the cowardly dog, gravity falls... ever think about those shows??? they seem suspicious,.. 
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Best pun ever. Jenna's talking about coins and money in a room then she goes, "Because that makes fvcking sense." Money in coin form is called cents (obviously). Cents rhymes with sense. So yes, exchanging cash for coins does make sense/cents.        god im so lame lmao
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Clifford taught me that if you take care of your dog, it'll grow bigger than your house. But that's okay no laws restrict you from keeping it outside 24/7.
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Fairly OddParents taught me that it is TOTALLY fine to keep secrets from your parents. 
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Courage the cowardly dog taught me what fear was
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Jenna, There was a show about a friendly Great White Shark. Hannah-Barbara's Jabberjaw. :)
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Wasn't the Asian girl the pink one? 
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I have cats that look just like Pinky and the Brain
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Wow wow wubbzy taught me to bug all ur friends to play kickity kickity kick ball and always play and eat and sleep and hang out with adults even when ur five. George and Steve taught me that I can go to other dimensions and play with and invisible ball and dick around all day! Yea fuck u kid shows fuck some of u.
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Spongebob taught me that you can light a fire under water and that you can eat ice cream under water
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In addition to the teenage mutant ninja turtles, even if you did fight them, what would fight for, the sewer? You are risking your life fighting against four teenage mutant ninja turtles for a sewer? I don't get it.
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Omg I'm dieing laughing😂😂
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Your videos are hilarious, I like die laughing 😆😋😊
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I wonder what type of dog Kermit is?
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Kermie is an Italian Greyhound.
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I like Ben and Jerry's frenemy-ship! it's very much like all the friendships I've seen in real life.... wanna kill the bitch 1 minute then squeeze them to death in a hug the next!
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On her other video she said that if you have a red spot on your neck you're drunk. I think she's also drunk in this video that's why she's ao fucking funny!
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Sweet life of Zack and Cody taught me that u can live in a hotel when u have a job as an entertainer when staying at a hotel is like $100 a night
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I wasn't allowed to watch the tell tubbys cause my parents thought it was extremely stupid 😂
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Love this video and the way she says water, lol.
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Ugh I love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I'm eating Christmas candy like I'm depressed over a break up when in reality I'm just being my fucking fat self. But it was like a fucking circle chocolate candy and you said Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles and I like inhaled and it fucking like got caught in my fucking throat and it fucking like i had to like try and fucking bring it back up my fucking throat and I looked fucking dumb. And coughed for 15 fucking minutes, and then commented this. 
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'fuck' count in this comment - 9
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Jenna Marbles taught me that critiquing kids shows fires up your throat chakra red hot.
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The Popeye one was funny :-)
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Lol, there actually IS a show about a friendly great whit shark!!!! 😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂
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anyone else fangirl over the new tmnt?
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YES Jubilee, You are the X mens royal fuck up. Deadpool, no one can argue with.
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damn I just notice that there's a miroir behund her which makes her bedroom really small
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4:10 Well meth can not be smoked in a pipe that Popeye has xD So
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The Power Puff Girls taught me that a creepy old man can make little girls in his basement without facing ANY kind of punishment.
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Kenny the Shark was a show about a friendly shark.
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wizards of Waverly place taught me to fix everything with magic...but what if I don't have magic this is real life people I can't just be like boom hot guy
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Jenna 😂😂😂😂I can't she never disappoints me 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Jenna mouye❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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