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"Did you feel that? That idiot doesn't know what he's doing up there, this whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesn't disconnect him. I can't move, and unless you're planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my old body, you're going to need me.
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I have an irresistible urge to snuggle GLaDOS. I won't even mind the lasers or the pain. I just want to soothe the Caroline part of her...
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Ahhhh!well this is the part where he kills us!
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THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!!!
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Why. That was not even. XP
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Portal 2 is cool! And potatos is funny!☺️
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Ow!you staped me!what is wrong with WOOOOOOOOW
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"You're not a regular moron... You're DESIGNED to be a moron." Now I want to clip this bit out and post it on forums when people are being stupid.
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I lost it at the fat jokes.
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Ohh... I hope YOU didn't write any of them.. BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. Am I the only one who laughed at that?
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>_0 revenge is awsome :D loooooooooooooooool lemons burn them ya burn them kill lemons
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lol, i could listen to her for hours xD
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i love mic spamming this when i play tf2
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7:32 ''and on any other day you'd be right.'' haha!
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"Oh how are you doing? Me? Well I'm a potato.
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burn his house down. WITH THE LEMONS.......
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"This is that part." "Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You."
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@beardoish i don't think im following you. what's VALVe? milkers? :P
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GLaDOS is the best character ever. Period. Under real AND fictional circumstances. Out of all of the books, movies, and video games created by man. She wins.
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"This - sentence - is - false! Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it." and "Thanks! All we had to do was pull that lever. Hehehehehehe. I know we are in a lot of trouble and probably about to die, but that was worth it." are some of the most funniest GLaDOS moments in Portal 2.
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YEAH TAKE THE LEMMONS, BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN
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i was eating meh cookies, minding my own business when suddenly i hear YEAH! DONT TAKE THE LEMONS! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
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AHH! Bird! BIRD! KILL IT! It's /EVIL/......
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And most likely the biological mother of Chell!
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YEAH, TAKE THE LEMONS! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
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Chapter 9 this is the part where he kills you...
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I totally own that Potato. Think Geek ftw!
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he would move aperture science to spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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"caroline, caroline, caroline!" karatine. :3
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GLaDOS is a potato!! And ima banana!! :O And your mom is KFC
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"It's good to hear someone else's voice, I was getting lonely down here... Just kidding of course. (GAWD I hate you)"
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Wheatly and a bird disliked this video
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what about the cake sphere from the end of 1?
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"I hope you didn't write any of them, BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!" 3:29
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I could listen to GlaDOS talking all day. There's something sexy about her and her voice.
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"I hope YOU didn't write any of them." "BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." XD
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I would be more interested if she used the Anger Sphere. RAAARGH BLEUUUGH HARGH HARGH HARGH RAAARGH ACK ACK RAHHH
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How are you doing? Because I'm a potato ಠ_ಠ
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Well that was part of it, but it really pisses me off every time I hear GLaDOS being stupid. :P
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LOL when she says were off the clock now. i could have sworn said were all fucked now.
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3:29 GLaDOS Read The Whole Literary Cannon Of The Human, She Hope Chell Didint Write Any Of It Because She's A Potato
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IM GONNA SAW MY OWN HEAD OF! THEN I CAN BLOW UP APERTURE!
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AHHHH!!! BIRD!!! BIRD!!! KILL IT!!! Birds are evil.
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noo no no no dont get mad......get GLaD :D
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POTaDOS is my favorite thing ever.
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I must say this to my friends "I only have 1.1 volts of electricity, I literally do not have the energy to lie to you."
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"I hope YOU didn't write any of them. Because I'm a potato"
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Yeah! Take the lemons! Burn his house down!
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Engines would start and the whole facility would shoot into space
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YEAH YEAH TAKE LEMONS , BURN hiS HOUSE DOWn
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5:30 clap clap clap, very amusing.
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@OzaiFan don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it
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"Oh...I hope you didn't write any of them. Because I'm a potato!"
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@cindycat214 But the actual phrase starts at 3:29 the words I spoke of starts at 3:33
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I like this guy." Hmm..
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You really do have brain-damage don't you
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NOTE: These quotes are NOT in order.
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@kiyomimihara especially the way how she says "idiot" :), my second favorid line is "Thanks, all we have to do is pull that lever. [Laugh].
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Cr*p is still a real swear. And hell is just not a swear in any way.
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"This potato only generates 1.5 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you." Fave quote. EVER!
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I wanna like ur comment but you have 99 likes don't wanna ruin that...
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I H0pe YoUR f33liNG 0K, BECau5e IM a PoTAt0! GlaDOS computer talk :)
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I like how early in the game they nod towards these events (Ex. All aperature science personality constructs will remain active in as few as 1.1 volts)... and that is the voltage she gets from the potato.
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