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Factual Game Facts About Facts - Little Kids Shouldn't Play Online Shooters

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One time I was playing mob of the dead, and we played with this kid. Man he got us all killed, he wouldn't revive nobody. He would always use mystery box (which summons the Brutus) and when he got chased by a horde he would always run towards us. He was basically the BEN of zombie mode in cod (if you don't know who Ben is, then play the walking dead season 1, trust me the characterreally fucks up)
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+Matthew Heath we did. we left him 4 (Valve reference) dead when ever he got down.
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+mario167100 good luck for doing it forever
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I think that kids who are 13 and up are old enough to enter voice chat. Not 6-10 year olds who can't take responsibilities seriously.
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+Corwin The Conqueror true,and it's stupid how kids cry to their parents after being cussed at.I mean,if parents want their children to be safe,why in the world would you let your child interact with random strangers on the internet?
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+Perla De La Torre Yah I have heard some bad parenst before online like once was on GTA 5 and there is one of those gangsta wannabe anyways I can hear his kid in the background and eventually he puts the lil girl  on and has her call everyone Faggot. Now I know what some ppl are thinkin and its that it could have been a voice modulator. But I have heard a lot of them before so I am pretty good at spotting them and I dont think this was the case for the lil girl. I just think he was literally that bad of a parent . Sad part was is that I was actually hanging with him for bit helping him kill this one guy but as soon as I heard put his kid on I left.
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What age limit do you consider LITTLE? 3-9?
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Medazo schlect Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
Factual Game Facts About Facts - Little Kids Shouldn't Play Online Shooters: https://youtu.be/Om6nwHOFKDY
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That kid was adorable.
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Your profile picture and this comment go so well together.
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Butthead Pikachu... my life is now complete.
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Alternative ending her mom hears the bad word and whoops her ass and gets grounded for 1 year
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I'm young and play online shooters but I don't use a mic or else people will think I'm immature when I'm not. Also I actually play the objective unlike loads of 2 year olds who want to trick shot and knife
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+Loose Viper star wars was one of the first movies i watched... not the prequils
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Kaede/Lucy/Nyu Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
Factual Game Facts About Facts - Little Kids Shou…: http://youtu.be/Om6nwHOFKDY
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"I'm sorry you suck!" :3 "Ho ho ho ho~!" If that were my daughter, I'd be proud!
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Yah dude that would mean your daughter's going to live in your basement for the rest of her life playing FPS's
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+Grad_ster Williams Only if I'm a bad dad. Which I wouldn't be.
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was the guy voicing the adult the engineer from battlefield friends?
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It is appsro or enginerr
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That girl is a mother ducking ass suck birth Dickinson fuck
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Calm down its just a video 
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COD= Children's Online Daycare
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glad anyone under 10 cant use a PC correctly lol
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I did when I was a kid, started gaming on PC and never owned a console until 2009.
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Call of Duty logic, where people with snipers run around and people with assault rifles hide in corners.
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Not only should little kids play online games, but Youtube as well. Every time they would try to be funny, they aren't. Plus, many of the videos are not suitable for them. I wouldn't mind if a little kid went on Youtube, as long as they didn't have a Youtube account. When I was 6, I found Youtube. I didn't get an account, though. I just watched videos just for fun. And Youtube was so much better back then because it was before Google stabbed it in the back.
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This never gets old
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so you use memes (something only 12 year olds use) in a video against kids? nice autistic video.
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+Prepsi Of TDU2 the ending ruins that point.
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+Otto ah didnt remember that, good point.
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Is 12 and 13 year old kids considered as little?
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+TGS Budds No. They're in middle school, so they aren't little.
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+TGS Budds Like I have stated before, it all depends on maturity. If you're a minecraft worshiping, overly-hyper, and things like that, you're still "little" going by whom you currently are. 
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I'm 12 almost 13 and trust me most of us aren't annoying. We just don't use game chat because we know we will get judged. For example, I joined some 15 - 16 year olds party chat and just from me saying hi they start judging me by my voice. It's really unfair, we just want to be part of the gaming community. That's all.
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No you are all annoying and we don't want you in our community. Your parents should be slapped for buying these games for you little fucks.
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+WIZZ Farmer Well we're in middle school so that doesn't make us little kids! And we don't whine over every little thing that happens on minecraft!  Little kids whine every time something happens on minecraft. Do we whine? NOO.
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This video was ahead of its time
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I hear little punks all the time I'm just having a good time they're calling people bad and telling them to drink bleach and I'm tired of it. You're little 12 year old kids shouldn't be playing it
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+Conner Gauthier I agree, but 12 year old kids aren't little.
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+ Dylan Lindsay You don't quite meet the age criteria either. If you believe that those below the 18+ age restriction should not play mature video games, then you are also subject to this judgement. 
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It's actually 17+ on most games now a days
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I play games like this and I'm under the age of 17 but I'm not one of those annoying squeakers online. I mean seriously I don't even use my mic I just play the game and Listen to what the team is saying.
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When I see a kid on a online first person shooter I hack them
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I honestly hope your just a troll...
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That guy sounds like the engineer from BFF's
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Most kids are Mature. You just dont hear those ones on voice chat, as they know they will be judged automatically for their age. In Counter Strike Global Offsensive, I would say that kids are (for the most part) mature, and will not give you a hard time.
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+TheRealApex how about wait to play a rated M game till your balls drop. If you're 11 and you dont make me want to punch a hole in a wall when i hear your voice, then all play a rated M game with you any day
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But I don't squeak and I reach puberty
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RIP headphone user's
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I been playing online since I was 13 and knew how to be chill and not scream and whine at everything, there are even adults who shouldnt play games because all they do is bitch and whine....kids can play...just don't act like you're 20 when you aren't even 16...when I have kids I'll let them play games like this when they're 12 or 13 but absolutely no mic until I know they can handle it
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This is why we can't have nice things...
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i hack all the grown-ups i run into online i have a special hack button on my xbox controller for it
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I'm 13 i play CoD and i don't rage. Ever. But i'm sick of seeing snobby little 5 year olds online. Jesus please people stop buying little 5 year olds m rated games.
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Why did his chin get huge?
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I find it the other way around. All the older guys are always pricks to me for no reason. Especially the black ones. No offence but black people online piss me off. They drop the N-word every 3 seconds and are always talking about how "Dope" they are and how much weed they smoke.
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I totally agree with this fact I HATE it when im playin online and some little kid keeps killin me to all the parents in the world:..........do NOT LET YOUR YOUNG 5 OR EVEN 6 YEAR OLD KID PLAY C.O.D OR EVEN HALO make then play like Mario or something
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Yeah make them play a good, real game like Mario.
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kids or people under 17 should not be playing M rated games any way
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many teens under 17 smoke pot, cigarettes, drink alcohol, do harder drugs, have sex, sext etc. all without parental consent. im sure video games are the least harmful thing they could spend their time on... might even deter some from doing drugs and having sex...
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I cannot stress how true that is with all the 12-year olds and retarded pre-teens online.
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Whats the bad word she says
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Admin: As a gamer myself, I've had to deal with my fair share of trolls and tweakers. But never in all my years have I seen an abomination such as this! Tell me how much you hate it!
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wow usualy adults troll children on gun games or something im a kid but i play games for kids lol
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+SQWraps Well, guns are usually never put into kids games, but there are a ton of games out there. You never know. :)
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I hate when kids ruin the game your playing we should blame the parent for buying this
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Buy a pc kids can't afford them!
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+John Oliver Ugh...PC gamers, i hate those guys...(LoL referance)
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+Grilled Cheese dont bring Indiana jones into this lol
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Me and my niece play C.O.D BUT WE R JUST 10
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stupid kids they should only play minecraft. minecraft is for kids and i hate minecraft soo many kids play it
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While I don't have an objection to little kids playing Minecraft, I will have to object to your assertion that it is for kids, as that is false.
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its not false go check how many trolls on kids in minecraft im not lying
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While I do hate children talking trash on a game they couldn't afford nor by without an adult present, I'm not the kind of guy that gets his kicked. :)
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I'm young, but, unlike the like kid in this good ol' video, I just take it easy to people who are older than me... I just instead take it hard for Maxed up bots in CoD Ghosts... Dang, how they are easy...
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I'm 2 month old and I love video games, especially fifa and CoD
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I love how most 48% of the bitches in the comments are assholes saying kids are assholes tell your kids that bitch then go to bloody limb tearing hell you fucking assholes.
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It happens anyways. WAY TOO OFTEN.
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I can't handle all the epic maymays
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Lul means dick in dutch XD
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I hate little kids who suck and all but man you sucked in this game XD When the little kid beats the grown man who talks shit 1st, don't expect them not to troll you
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Don't fell bad, we all have that moment
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PARENTS SUPERVISE YOUR KIDS ONLINE WHILE THEY PLAY MARIO KART NOT COD AND KILLZONE 
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i play shooters all the time ,then again im not a "squeaker" but im still 13 
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Yeah, CS: GO isn't that great to me, and I've never played TF2, yo.
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I am a mature 14 year old and I only play tf2. I'm not like these little 5 year olds that play COD all day and curse like crazy.
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we dont fucking act like that we just wanna play the damn game BUT NOOOOOO you fucktards have to do your goddamn sadistic trolling and be a bunch of assholes and then blame it on US so whos the real horrible player now?
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.... this is why i'm so sick of online games.
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1:24 i need this as a spray
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I wish a daughter like that.
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I completely agree with you
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i completeley agree with this
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it was funny but all those meme faces just ruined it.
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Im 13 and i dont go around with a mic ruining peoples game time and shouting as loud as i can
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being a teen myself, I think that kids shouldn't be on M rated games at all.
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i like cursing at little kids tho
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Uh not all children say that stuff I'm 11 and I had never cused on cod
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They learn it from YouTube 😑
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I hate Squeaker is gta 5 so Annoying
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This is the greatest depiction of call of duty...... Without the horrible gameplay..... Leave that to the game where a certain scumbag survives everything........ Im sure if you dropped a nuke on him, he would have lived and still kidnapped you....... +69 to Activision.....
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If you keep getting knifed that means you do suck, if you are good, you'd be able to kill him/her before you get knifed.
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What happen to the creator of these
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I agree. Kids who haven't been through puberty don't know how to deal with a loss or an annoying player.
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+YoshiFanNerdGamer, The Worst Gaming Channel Ever! Every one is entitled to their own opinion, but if they dont know how to deal with a loss its not their fault its the adults fault for not giving the child enough opportunities to fail, and if their annoying again its the adults fault for not teaching the child that being a fucktard is wrong.
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You don't know the difference between a fact and a opinion. Not every kid is like this. AND THAT'S A FACT (Wombo Combo screaming
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I'm the calm type of gamer who plays games for fun mostly.
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Aww he probably got her little girl to do the voicing (: cute
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Ive seen the girl voicing other videos too.
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I know right! it was so cute when the 3 year old told the guy to eat her dick and suck on her bawls.. (cuzthatspossibleamirite)
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Nice meme placement in this video
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if you guys think xbox is easy to play on then start playing on pc and you will need pro skillz
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thats like how you get skills
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Can there be a self destruct for kids who play online games cause it bullshit Blame the parents for buying these games read the god damn rating and stop kid from annoying the whole lobby
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i don't blame you,i mean i feel like almost every parent is retarded since they think its ok to give their kids some PS4 or something and they don't even think what there are going to do (annoying,cursing at 4,etc) so i feel hopeless for this worlds parents,it really makes me sad inside
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its only 3 yr olds on call of duty
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any news when Will there be new episode?
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oh god somebody end me their is to many memes i want to die
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Now THAT shit, was funny.
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ways to find out who is kids:  1. if they got less than 2003 in their name. 2. if the mic is on and they scream:P 3. if they own a 20 year old manXD
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True don't let my pic fool you im not a baby roblox player im addicted to it and I'm stuck on my phone and can't change it... But I hate it when some 4 year old goes on gta v (On my friends account it's his little brother) He follows me and try's to kill me he spams shooting my friends mini gun... He then spams I'm a hacker when I beat him I get a admin/mod banning me for short periods of time. I've gotten apology letters from rockstar about this but personally I think people should be able to report kids to take them off online due to irresponsible children...
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+Joe Lees omg ikr there is so many on gtaV
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what the fuck hapend to kids
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I just hate kids. I'm a crusty, "get off my lawn!" hermit, type of gamer. (said the guy who uses assault rifles and can't stand snipers. cause I suck with them, at least I'm honest.
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I'm 13 and I just try to have fun online
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They predicted the upcoming...
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Engineer from battlefield friends?
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there are some kids who propperly play games
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These older guys always ruin my time playing they always give me crap
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4 year olds should not even be playing games
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So much butthurt adults and teens raging from getting 1/100 (The 1 means 1 kill and the 100 means Wipe outs) From a KID! If you hate kids so much, I guess you wouldnt want a wife. And, Did you know that if you get beaten at a kid YOU should stop playing?
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+Flare the Yoshi "Keep crying, I'm glad that a child is acting more mature than blurting out BOOZE WEED FRIED COCK ON A STICK" Yea, reeeaaal mature of you. It's not like you are completely disproving yourself on everything you said by acting immature and saying all of this "fuck adults" shit. Like Oblyvaeon said, your opinion doesnt matter until you own your own place, buy your own food, have your own job, and have a life besides being pissy at adults online. I was furious to read this comic because you are the manifestation of naivity. The bad kind. So shut up and dont bring your bullshit to people who aspire to more than what you do now. (Meaning adults)
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Awesome. And then he goes on to play battlefield cause he can't hack it.
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My brother play'd call of duty 1 (or just Call Of Duty) when he was 6!
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I HATE LITTLE KIDS!!! not because im mad just first your parents are so stupid to let you play a fucking bloody game second cause of your bullshit you just ruin the game when that happens i fucking invite that kid 1vs1 to see whos the noob and whos the boss kids goto school theses games are not for your ages
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