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CHEAT OFF THE ASIANS!

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im billy 20 and i have 1 arm and people enjoy laughing at me :( f**k them all
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My T.I. is set so that you can't errase the memory. And even if you do, IT DOESN'T!
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XDDD "i have a puddle in my lap- *jumps* AH its cold"
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Who buys commemorative plates!? WHO BUYS COMMEMORATIVE PLATES!? Stan Smith.
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also i lke listening to insane clown posse avenged sevensold gwar pantara and music like that
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hahaha I couldn't take my eyes off your sideburns....hahaha hilarious!
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I r 16 =] and female, play guitar for almost a year, love anime and avenged sevenfold xP
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how can you u like rap and metal. ive never met a person that likes both.
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"it's a test on how well you can cheat" ... so fucking trueeeee
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I procrastinated the night before one of my exams and got an hour of sleep and I got an 80. Maybe I'm Asian on the inside?
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@MichaelKrary Sarcasm dude. Might wanna look in a dictionary. He's also said things like he's killed someone or something. He also made a video for people like you where he says you're stupid if you take everything he says literally and seriously.
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phil i'm addicted to your show. WORD.
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im a 20year old dude who loves your videos! I also love ramen
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lo i like u fil ur a funny dude u talk way to fast but still ur funny. .
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im ben and im about longboarding and CHEATING OFF THE ASIANS!
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you want to be a VET bacause you love CHILDREN?? :P
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I'm a 16 year old juggalo i live in las vegas i'm 6'2" and hawiian
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@ImAHugeFish Yeah, and I'm sick of being called a "Chink" "Slanted eyes" "Chopstick-dick" and just outright made fun of and ridiculed for it!!!!!
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I am Asian and everyone tries to copy my paper during school. WE ARE SMART ENOUGH TO WRITE SMALLER SO YOU CAN'T SEE IT. We can still see our small writing because of our squinty eyes.
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. . . How did you know I was supposed to be studying for my Algebra II and French finals?!
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My name is Tomoka and I'm japanese.
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Being asked who I am is like a complement that I'll remember for as long as I can. I'm a freshman at my fourth year at UCLA, and my dreams are to become a veterinarian because I love children.
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im samantha and im on adderall too!!! hahahahaha. and i love KFC!
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Yo. I'm a 14 year old girl from South West England. I don't watch the news because its boring as Hell, and even though what you talk about is in America, I love watching it. Gives me a laugh. :)
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yay for watching this in 2012 and still thinking Phil is the greatest mother effer EVAR!!!!!
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QOTD: i am (seemingly) your only Barbadian fan! (i'm lying :P) u rock hardcore!
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There are quite a few people theres even a genre based off of a mix its called Rapcore, slipknot falls into that, not that I like slipknot im just saying. same with hollywood undead.
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im 16 (woo partay!!)and the self proclaimed awesomest canadian on the planet. i recently had my brain drilled out by the crack that is a PS3, but i am slowly re-building it by trying my hand at flash animation, i may just do a character on you ;)
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musician. cook/mass comm student with plans to overwrite media as we know it :)
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I'm Chloe, I'm British and I live in Spain, this feels like how I'd imagine an AA meeting, and I am fascinated by your funny / intelligent rambling.
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@MichaelKrary 1. Proof? 2. Drugs = gay? You must be on fire then. 3. He's not 30 he's in his mid 20s 4. Your point? 5. Openly preaches against racism by making light of the subject. 6. watch?v=6bMLrA_0O5I <--- just the first 4 seconds.
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im just a kiddo who loves vlogs
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Im 18 years old and Im an amateur music producer
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QOTD: Im an antisocial suburban raised 14 year old who moved in with her father last sep. to the awesomest ghetto ive ever been frightened in and now loking at the date this was posted i can't believe people are still posting comments...
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my name is jamie the blame game james
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@timeturner415 Sit up straight and don't lean over your work. Don't rest your arm on the table when you're thinking about a problem. Make sure you show your work clearly and make your writing large.
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my name is alex tingstad i live in wetaskiwin alberta canada things i like are watching your show playing football, fighting and hanging with my friends
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im also an asian as u can tell by my username
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squidoo.com/why-white-people-prefer-marrying-asians
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Police Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over Me: Because you wanna play the Find The Drugs In Car Game! Note; Never play the Find The Drugs In The Car Game if you actually have drugs in the car.
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Its nice to compare and contrast the gestures and comments from four years ago to the present date.
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Mikaela...16....Roman Catholic...Irish.
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Im a future D Bag of the day ya... so get ready for that. i was gonna go somewhere with that but i totally forgot what i was gonna say
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i am your mom. hi there little douche
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hay every aisian cant be a musical protigy.....they already are one!
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Evangeline Caroline Reetz. Sixteen Seatle. I love Motion City Soundtrack, Lil' Wayne, Pink, Black, Hollister, and Hardcore metal I be a pack of contradictions yo
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I'm 20 and I go to millersville,pa hopeing to become a teacher. I just wanted to say I like watching your show and your friken halarious. Love You Phil!!
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I'm a (finally) 12 year old girl, and i live in California. I love to write and sing, and i want to be a writer/singer/forensic anthropologist. I know, writing and singing are nothing alike. I don't study, and have a hearing version of a photographic memory. I'm pretty sure I'm slightly dyslexic, have some discalculia, and suffer a terrible Freudian slip. And, I love your show! You make me laugh, thank you
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I remeber furbies.... They got creepy after a while...
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have you seen the liberty plate? it's literally a tray with separators and painted red,white and blue.... LMAO. and the commericial's like buy this plate otherwise your a terrorist... ok they didnt say the last part but they just should have
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Lets see i love to play games anscream into a Mic, yes i do actually scream into a mic. i am a vocalist who can do heavy metal screams. i also like attempting to do things that i cant do then failing then laughing at how stupid i look doing these things.
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Nikki and i sleep eat and play xbox!
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I'm Danielle and i'm Jamaican! :D
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Brody. 13. A plus student. Closet Perv
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never giva another country wepons america we have learned our lesson hopefully with the taliban
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1 in 3 police officers (or as there called the gardai in ireland) have been in prison in there life lol so ur bein helped by a lawbreaker
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we had those commercials in canada too.... you think there wouldn't be much of a market there
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QOTD; im a bank robbing raper xD i escaped from jail 4 days ago and now im coming to you to rape you!!!aghh
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im a person who watches your videos b/c they are a breath of fresh air after all these people do stupid shit
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@nigahiga COMMENT ON SITE 83!! Thumbs uo so ppl can find his comment.
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I'm an asian P: you cheat off of me lol but yeah I'm savvie and I'm a super ninja.
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im a blond, a lebian, in shape AND IM NOT A PORN STAR! SHOCKING!!!
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I'm Jenni, 18, and I'm from Finland. I like knitting, as lame as it sounds, and music and movies.
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Brody. 13. A plus student. Closet Perv
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