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Joe Dixon's Atheist Bible Study #85: Return of Mother

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Sorry about the sound! Anyway, my mom returns to bust my balls and read about JEEEEESUS.

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It's great to see Mother again. :)
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@digga213 Note I don't believe in "beliefs" but I do believe that some beliefs are nice because I say so.
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@JoeDixon Really? And I thought you were actually intelligent. Where does he command us to give away all our possessions? And where does he command us to kill ourselves? You either really don't know what the Bible says, don't understand or don't care. Or all of the above.
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@d3st88 Yes, I do all those things which Jesus commands us to do, I'm such a monster. Read the whole Bible and get some perspective will you?
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@digga213 Odd, Jesus doesn't say this only applies to this one dude, everyone else can just ignore it. Why even have it in the Bible if he's only going to say one guy needs to do this and nobody else? That's weird. I guess the Bible is just stupid that way.
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@JoeDixon Well, that's your opinion, as false as it is. There are many who deny history and I feel sorry for them. Enjoy your OE though. And like I said, I don't believe in this holiday.
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@digga213 "show respect for the society and era that it happened in" No. And it didn't happen, silly. The Bible is made up nonsense and good for satire. As is all religious books. Time to grow up. There is no Santa. No Jesus. No God. There is Old English 800 though. Have that as part of your holiday feast.
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@JoeDixon You are too funny, awesome video! LMAO!
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@digga213 Odd, Jesus doesn't say this only applies to this one dude, everyone else can just ignore it. Why even have it in the Bible if he's only going to say one guy needs to do this and nobody else? That's weird. I guess the Bible is just stupid that way.
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Damn that was funny. Also, I get many chuckles from some of the commentors, demanding 'respect' for their stupid horseshit.
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Note: I don't believe in "Christmas" either, but I do believe in the Bible and show respect for it.
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Such a lovely story and so nicely told.
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@digga213 No. He wants you to follow him. I suggested killing yourself to follow him to heaven. As for Jesus not commanding that you give away your possessions? "Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me. " It's in Mark. As usual, another freak who doesn't know the Bible he supposedly cares about. Goodbye.
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I could of abandoned you! xD so jks, i can't stand relgion and especially the really serious buttlickers of Jesus -.-
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@digga213 Respect for... Marrying women to their rapists? For... Murdering children who call god's prophet baldhead? For... smashing infants to hard objects? For... murdering pregnant women? Do tell me, please, which part of the bible you respect? Are you a monster?
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@JoeDixon If you lack understanding, it doesn't mean that it's the Bible that's stupid. But that's probably just your automatic defense to just about anything in the Bible.
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Disrespectful for God to "knock up" your woman? If you use today's societal norms, sure you may think something like that, but it didn't happen today and it didn't happen in your society, so show respect for the society and era that it happened in, and for the fact that Joseph did feel disrespected and intended to divorce Mary secretly, until an angel of God also appeared to him.
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@digga213 "Yes, I do all those things which Jesus commands us to do" then what the fuck are you doing here? Jesus said you should give away all your possessions and follow him. How dare you be on a computer! Give it away immediately! In fact, since he wants you to follow him and he's in Heaven why not follow his example. Kill yourself! I promise, if you come back from the dead I'll accept the holy spirit into my heart. Go ahead prove us atheist wrong. You have faith don't you?
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I want to take this opportunity to tell you all: Show some respect for 300, the movie! It all happened almost as depicted there. I've read the historical accounting in original Greek. By the way, happy holidays, Christmas or whatever you want to call this societal nonsense.
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@JoeDixon How cute, the atheist quoting Bible scripture. Now if you can only learn the difference between a command for a specific person and a command for everyone. Goodbye.
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Wow. If you didn't say she was your mom, I'd have thought she was your sister.
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