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The Six Girls You'll Date in College

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CollegeHumor Shared on Google+ · 7 months ago
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+CollegeHumor "Who in their right mind would fuck their hoody?" xD gets me every time XD
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The Six Girls I'll Date in College: 1. N/A 2. N/A 3. N/A 4. N/A 5. N/A 6. N/A
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+George Good ..r the ones i tie...up..in mybasement.........joggler66......
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Unless you take engineering
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1 out of 7 guys pee in the gym shower. I am that one. 
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I don't, but I am of the 3/5 who feels like the walk up from the beach to the thinly veiled outhouse is too far. 
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Id fuck my hoodie, there are worse things to have sex with.
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+brandon Johnson You went from being funny to being really creepy. Stahp.
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your hand your oher hand your sock your pillow your own mouth your sleeping roommate
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+Harp Hehn They must've changed the comment feature since I first posted that.  Good thing they got rid of the censorship.
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Haaaa who dates in college? Am I right guys? ...guys?
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+J Lew Look at the normie everyone.
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uhhhhhhhhh NOODILE
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If the girls I dated in college looked like these chicks, I would have never left. 
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+J Lew you can lose financial aid if you fail too many classes
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FUCK I'm the friend
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I would rather be the friend than anyone else on this list...
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Don't knock being the friend.  My wife and have said that the reason we work as a couple is because we're also the types who would be friends even without the sexual attraction.  Pure sexual attraction is great for a hookup buddy or short term GF, but after the sex is done you don't have anything else in common.  For a long term partner having a girl who's into watching horror films, playing wii and rescuing dogs (same as me) is great because we have stuff to do between the sexcapades.  
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I married the chruch girl
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i am athletic one that like to party and i am a brunette i am not sleep deprived nor money and yes i like to stay single because its fun that way
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Im 23 and still looking for the first one ill date
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DARRELL D Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
The Six Girls You'll Date in College Lol never went 😝
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What? In college? This looks like the dating life of some shallow middle school kid. His dates aren't failing because of the girls, he's failing because clearly he has about the same idea of what relationships are as some kid who recently hit puberty, saw porn, and now that's his concept of women as a whole are. This isn't something you figure out after college, this is something you should be figuring out about halfway into high school, and I seriously hope no one was able to relate to this.
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The perfect one, the party girl, and the friend were actually spot on for me. What was the perfect one thinking?? WHY DID I LET HER GO!>?!?!?!
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I'm the one who didn't fit into one of six horribly contrived female fuck toy stereotypes.
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+feministfairyprincess Damn right it's not needed. I respect women who blaze their own trail through life and don't blame their failures on an imaginary glass ceiling. They just 'get on with it' rather than trying to blame men for everything. More than anything, from my experience, I've found that the vast majority of feminists are 'almost there' women... either lacking the true talent needed to make it to the top socioeconomically; or just falling short in terms of the levels of attractiveness and charm needed to woo a true alpha male - because you bore the shit out of us with your pseudointellectual musings.
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This guy is just pathetic......
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+Azhar Abbas what does that mean, are you looking at my profile?
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This should be called "The Six Girls You'll Date in College... if you are a liberal arts student" STEM students don't have time for that.
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+feministfairyprincess I didn't belittle anyone since I also worked part time at several restaurants and fastfood places to pay for my STEM studies. I just don't want to hear liberal arts assholes complain that they can't find a high paying job due to their poor career choices. Furthermore, I was not the one doing the belittleing; it wasn't me the one calling STEM students "uneducated and autistic".
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+feministfairyprincess Ps: the $0.77 to $1.00 women/men wage gap is madeup bullshit.
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men have always considered women as sex objects, but women are way smarter than that, they consider men as dickheads.
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+Nejat Molla Shut up faggot, you're hung like 4 inches
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Are you a sexist asshole who never actually did their homework or just a mindless bot going around starting fires and knocking things over because of what one maniac who has a generalized, misplaced idea of vengeance for half a speces?
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I didn't mess up with the perfect one. I married her instead...10 years ago.
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I found the perfect girl 12 years ago and married her. I asked her to marry me right after I met her. She is a GREAT wife. Married 10 years come March 29, 2015. We still think we are newly weds. My wife is FUN.  Below I will tell now I met her.
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Cool story bro, needs more dragons.
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This title is bullshit. I never dated 6 girls in college. I only went on one date. I got drunk because i was so nervous and ended up vomitting all over her dress. Plus i never even went to college.
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I hate how Osama Bin Laden isnt in this video... is anyone with me?
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he must be using Internet Explorer
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Actually it's probably AOL.
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Sluts, goodie two shoes, and druggies! next!
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Sluts, goody-two-shoes, and druggies?   Oh, my!
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Yeah I've never dated in college. :( There were 6 girls that I liked (but never asked out) who were similar to those in the video though lol.
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This video seems like the life of a man whore (either that or somehow extremely lucky and exceedingly confident!)
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I'll take the hoodie, as long as she doesn't really play video games, man those people are lame; and by lame I mean a person unable to walk normally due to injury or illness. 
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wait what about the girl who is a human being with a personality rather than a misogynist stereotype?
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Raul Gordillo Shared on Google+ · 4 days ago
Esta para pensarse jajaja #Humor #Entretenimiento The Six Girls You'll Date in College: http://youtu.be/HIPJrrQlxzY
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ha ha, getting dates in college yep, we all sure did that yep
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Every time i tried to ask a girl out spaghetti fell out of my pocket :(
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I tried dating this girl who was what I thought my "hoodie," but when I made my move and asked her out she blew me off like some head cheerleader would do and immediately decided that she hated me. To this day, the girl will not so much as tweet me. Didn't help that she was the first girl I ever had the nuts to ask out, too. Oh well, you'll spend most of your time in high school and college being rejected by girls. You really don't start dating anybody you should stick with, until you're like 25 or maybe even 30. 
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though I'm still in high school...the same rejection from the girl I had a crush on for quite a long time...Cheerio :D
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U FORGOT DA KAWAII DESU ANIME ONE. high school?????????
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Mate, My hoodie is sexy as FUCK!!!
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زني المحارم
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+DrKamal Nasr My hoodie is not a family member ok? I bought it from a shop.. 
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am i the only one who'd happily fuck their hoodie? 
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I have been for nearly 6 years, you become enslaved by your own sense of loyalty, guilt and empathy and it slowly erodes your soul.
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+Shavenhamster Try having none of those three things, it's done wonders for me.
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what is this real? = isnt it normal to have 4-hour sex - most times i didnt even finished
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+carultch lol if your erection last more than four hours call more hoes
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Tim Pedersen Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
The Six Girls You'll Date in College: http://youtu.be/HIPJrrQlxzY
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If this video is correct, I'm going to fail at everything in college, especially with girls, and get a shit office job? "Mom! I think I'd like to be a Catholic again!"
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....dating is not in the BIBLE...we should courtship..this means never really alone w//your gf// til your HONEYMOON !!!.....opps wher that word come from?? honeymoon.....yes GOD MADE LOVE//sex.....for marriage, iknow that sucks but it does work better then onenightstands etc....plus we need smallFARM LOANS..not all this education crapp............................
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Ahh.. I just wasted 3 minutes. Ha ha..
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I've only dated my hand so far
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But then again I've never been to college
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Why is the dumb hot one blonde i am blonde and being called hot is sorta a compliment but all of the women is this video is brunette and only the dumb one is blonde
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A smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus all jump off a building at the same time.  Who hits the ground first?
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Shame I never dated any girls when I was in college, so I guess this doesn't apply to me...
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Ahhh yes.. the Church going one. 
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naser eghbali Shared on Google+ · 2 days ago
Check out this video on YouTube:thesexgiri
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This guy looks like a loser
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Jokes on you CollegeHumor, I'll never date anyone OR go to college! :(
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lol he looks like josh hutcherson
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is it bad that im the friend. >:3
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Some guys like the friend <3
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A Creepy realization for anyonw into My Little Pony Rainbow Dash- The Athletic One Pinkie Pie- The One Who Likes to Party Buttershy - The Church Girl or as I like to say the "innocent one who's a freak underneath" Rarity- The Hot dumb girl (or stuck up bitch) Apple Jack- The Friend (who you shouldn't fxck cause it'll just be akward) Twilight Sparkle - The Perfect One (and Flash Century Steals her away from you) How did you fxck that one up? Meh, she was too good and book smart for you anyways. The six Ponies you'll ride in college.
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In college I hardly dated anyone. I was too busy working a full time job and going to school full time paying my tuition. Bitches got no love for the self starting guys, who bust our asses and are tight with our money.
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I am going to school to be an engineer, I party like there's no tomorrow, work like there's no tomorrow, and still have enough time to enjoy life and meet all this kind of crazy women and guess what I am a 4.0 GPA student how do you like dem apples lol
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RICK TUTOR Shared on Google+ · 4 days ago
The Six Girls You'll Date in College: http://youtu.be/HIPJrrQlxzY
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lol, i could handle them. Love, wine, and danger, sounds like living life to its fullest. Athletic vs redhead? no contest Hey, nuns need luv to.
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NobleWorks Cards Shared on Google+ · 1 day ago
This "Six Girls You'll Date in College" video is so true ... maybe you're even going out with one of them tonight! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIPJrrQlxzY
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ha-ha. its funny because all women are the same and you can only use them for sex. lol. 
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+Tim Hall Hey great job. That tool can be used for Bob and his war against GooglePLus. I'm copying right now.
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Holy shit, I'm with the dumb hot one. Yay sex!
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I'm 20 and never had a gf. Currently in college. Used to bother me, but I learned to realize it's not about how many girls you've had or how many times you've had sex. It's about finding that one and sticking to them. I talked to plenty girls and learned a lot about each of them. The messed up part about it though is that I finally thought I found 'the one' but decided to transfer Lol. Now she has a bf. :( All about confidence. It's kinda fun. Striking up convos with random strangers, flirting, and getting numbers, hooking up at parties. Ahh single life.
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If I made this video, "this video does not exist :(" would come up. 
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you all are saying bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NO MONEY,NO HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  So i plan to join the Navy.AND I PAST ASVAB.
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Why would you join the navy if you got a decent score on the ASVAB?
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+about37ninjas i want a great experience in my life,and it's not bad to be the one of Navy.
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This is why I won't bang until marriage.
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I think it's harder for boys to find a girl, than it is for a girl to find a boy. I don't know, thoughts?
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+Mark Vengance Let the jealous/hateful insecure parasite think whatever he thinks it's right. Men will make fun of him, women will be creeped out by him. It's a pathetic lifetime I can see in that guy. You on the other hand keep that logic you have showed, it will take you to great places :)
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This was so funny! College dating can go through so many ups and downs, hope you take a peak at some of our videos on dating and relationships!
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or in the UK version its very different.  - 1) the over protective/paranoid one 2) the druggie one 3) the one that's out of your league and you go out with for 1 week 4) the rebellious one 5) where your friend asks you out and you think it would be impolite to say "no" 6) the perfect one and then they cheat on you - so yeah, not a great time at college. :D
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What's wrong with going to church? 😕
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raj dave Shared on Google+ · 5 days ago
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omg i am almost done with this list wtf
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dafuq? I havent dated a single one.
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NO!!! Its my life in 3 mins lmao
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Lol friend/church girl would be perfect, stereotypes dont seem to mix though.
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Well lets see ive dated the dumb hot one. Ya thats about it as far as this list goes the other three were crazy and immature. Crazy immature and not very bright and crazy and overly protective... Of herself. Im now dating a very laid back girl that loves me as much as i love her. And she is my beast friend.
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Status: Graduated 3 years ago Update: Still waiting to date girl on list ****End Transmission 
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I rather date with my fuend I'm to much a coward talking to girls I don't know.
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Liberal arts should be minors only. They are completely useless unless you wish to perpetuate the cycle of futility and become a liberal arts teacher/professor.
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You forgot the imaginary one.
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Somebody who I'm interested always says "Sorry~ I'm not interested" or "I hope that you'll find someone better that me" well lol (this is just my opinion and from my experience)
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made it to the Popular page on Instagram with InstaPhamous. COM
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ronald decosmo Shared on Google+ · 5 days ago
Check out this video on YouTube:
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slik berabaty Shared on Google+ · 1 day ago
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Wow, this didn't apply to me at all. I'm such a loser.
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More like The 6 Girls That Would Never Date Me In My Life HA
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Like omG....this soo true...lmao
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Hader Hader Shared on Google+ · 4 days ago
The Six Girls You'll Date in College: https://youtu.be/HIPJrrQlxzY
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Is it weird that the repressed religious one is probably my favorite?
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Never really 'dated' in college. Got a gf freshman year, lasted until senior year. Dated a girl in my lab, we moved out for grad school and broke up after a year. Now in grad school and have a fairly new gf, and none of them really fit into any of these stereotypes. Maybe my current is similar to the friend, but that's about it.
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naw dude, most people do not fit stereotypes. that's why they're stereotypes.. They are not true. But society convinces people that they are true.  Pretty much people a brainwashed to believe in things that are not true and then when confronted with the truth are told to totally ignore it. I mean like 300 years ago you were burned at the stake for not listening and choosing not to ignore the truth. IT was worse if you spread the truth. This has a lot to do with everything. This is a fun list of stereotypes. The women I dated in college did not fit into any of these. But I am very picky and very discerning when it comes to dating, friends, and relationships. When I see something is not right or is not going to work out, I pull out quickly.
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It's comedy. Don't think so hard.
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missing a few but i get it lol
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wow. college humor has a habit of generalizing and stereotyping women again. bravo 
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Am I the only one who realize all of them are like the Main 6 of My Little Pony
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I'm definitely the christian girl but I never had sex before, and I don't think i ever will until i'm married. Now before you start commenting about saying that I'm stupid for believing in God. And that I should go eff myself or kill myself. Please just try and respect my religion and if don't believe in him you don't have to, just please respect me and my religion. Also yes I did finish college so i have had a college experience and not have taken drugs, alcohol, or had sex.
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And I'm definitely the male counterpart. The kinky stuff looks fun but I've abstained due to my beliefs. I have fun telling people I'm a virgin. I'm 28 now, so they usually think I'm lying.
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Was saying all of that really necessary? And the reason why people may respond to you in the way that you ask them not to is because you're subjecting yourself to rules that try and restrict what may be your natural tendencies. That's why the church girl is the joke she is in this video- because, as everyone else does, she has a sex drive, but her religion suppresses it and it eventually bursts when she's given the opportunity. I really start to wonder about people's reasons for their beliefs. Is some assumption you believe in worth unnecessary abstinence and blinders that block out fact or reason? What makes your god any different from any of the ones that people have rejected and acknowledged as parts of mythology?
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So true! I dated all of them, But I think a few others are missing. 7) Stalker  8) Capital B  9) Shy/Psychopaths. Just my opinion.
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Yuch!!! Women are disgusting Give me a nice young man any day.
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what's with people and their idiotic retarded notions  about being with a girl before they're even born ? I'm in my late 20's and I don't see any need to date or do anything with anyone and neither any of you should rush into it.. if you happened to be with a girl as a first what would it really change ? people will still be doing their thing.. if any of you that are grown and still think you should do this cause some of your moron\slut friend's will think of you less or some kardashian bimbo on TV tells you too. you should definitely know better by now.. I never really had trouble talking to women (as a matter of a fact they pretty much come to me for some unknown reason lol) not being with one doesn't change wether i talk to them or not in the least and I neither live in a basement or eat fucking cheetos all day.. there are more important things than sleeping with someone to give it such a moronic priority people.. GROW UP! 
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please help my friend pls donate  gofund.me/ooadow
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With alll these  hoe's,hit it and quite i...or she'll do the same to you.
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