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The Six Girls You'll Date in College

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I was never good in sports untill one day I meet up with a bear in the woods ran the 100 meters in 6 seconds.
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+Bee Hands YES HIS GHOST IS WRITING THIS COMMENT
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What about the foreigner that barely knows English?
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Rofl at girls wanting a guys version... 1. The Douchebag 2. The Douchebag 3. The Douchebag 4. The Douchebag 5. The Douchebag 6. The Douchebag
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Someone can't get a date.....
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+Halfdrummer Someone can't take a joke. Along with some other guy in these comments who felt the need to use foul language towards me hahaha. The post (the one I posted two months ago rofl......) was intended to be a joke but a minority have taken it the wrong way, I don't actually hold these views about women, there's this thing called humor.
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The six girlfriends sadly most people will be dating: 1.) Their hands 2.) Dolls 3.) If lucky, some nerdy girl 4.) Error 404 5.) Error 404 6.) Back to hand.
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+Jdoghound I RUINED THE 404 ...I'm forever alone aren't I
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+notoriousbig3k I understand that he's implying he's not going to find one. I'm just explained to Alex what 404 means - Not Found 
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but who in their right mind would want to fuck their hoodie?
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DA faq? DATING LOL all i do is study and watch occasional YouTube videos... don't got time 4 DAT...
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+I Take Chances  nope they are other channels on YouTube bub.. your thinking of Nia Gerz..LOL
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mlp caracters in nuthsheel!
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+Saturn my point was that i dont know english gramar too well and if you learned my langue you tiped with erors too,and soory,but im anoyed from those gramar nazis who just atack me,and some even when i tell im from latvia say i stop making countries up.
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Id fuck my hoodie, there are worse things to have sex with.
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Unless you take engineering
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Stay strong brotha, electrical engineer here!
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This is false, I will never date a girl in college, because I'm a nerd, girls don't seem to like nerds as much more athletic people, at least where I'm from.
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"but who the fuck would wanna fuck their hoodie"XDDD
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I dated the church girl, except that she actually bought into the rhetoric entirely. No sex. Ever. In fact, she spent most of our 1 year relationship (I was that desperate) wondering why she had such a weird looking penis.
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Haaaa who dates in college? Am I right guys? ...guys?
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+carultch I guess it just means I'm fat and I like a lot of sugary foods.
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This video is innacurate 1. I'm British, College isn't a thing 2. I've never had a gf either. :C
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Can you do the six guys you'll date in college?
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+agizzy23 It does not really matter, if a woman looks okay, she will look for douchebags from 1 to 5 anyway. Lawlawl, we are regressing my friends, not going any forward :P
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+agizzy23 1.) The Athletic Douchebag, etc.
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what about the one that actually studies for her exams?
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The Friend is easy but deep, she may be geeky & nerdy but not a careerist bitch (and probably studies applied physics, biology or psychology - together with me) The Athletic One .... huh? oh, she studies, something.. math, or wood.. engineering, lol.. does it really matter? (as stubborn and perfectionist as she is, she's usually happy with it, though never complacent) The Perfect One who isn't perfect (probably studies law or political economics - at least something I'd never study, and she seems like she's never in a hurry and doesn't need much time for learning) The Party-goer lost all track of time and only "studies" other people's couches and her suppressed depression (she might pick up college again - if she doesn't lose herself as well, and the college place with it). The Church-goer kind of studies the wrong books - even IF she really studies, anyway (so, your mileage about her may vary (but I'd still rather not date her)). The Dumb 'Hottie' has a bad attitude thing going on, she needs a change of scene and probably a life-task (and even if she isn't actually dumb, she's still too obnoxious and decadent so dating is out of the question).
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Im the friend type of girl B-) the coolest kind there is!
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+Karoline Øvrum If flagging in this context is the same as reporting, then not me. Saturn's comments are still there anyway. I only thumbed up yours though.
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Get all the Sugar Walls you possibly can while up in college..Just make sure you wrap up your boy downstairs!
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You are a typical Hodgetwins fan :)
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FUCK I'm the friend
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I'm the one that like to party a lot ..😁lol
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There's the six guys I'll date in college: ...
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+Clara RG 6 in 3 years sorry u are a whore
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+Fury Arsenal you sure didn't get what I meant, bud
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CollegeHumor Shared on Google+ · 11 months ago
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you should do the 6 crushes you will have in school. nuff said.
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so your telling me that all girls who go to church do it fifty shades of grey style.......that's ovensive
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+Herb Coswell Come on. Don't be so butthurt. Beside, church girls are animals in bed.
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Im 23 and still looking for the first one ill date
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+Dante Sparda What the fucking hell! we're on the same age! I tried dating but they're all not my type, one spends to much one is too serious in life! wtf! still looking!
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+Dante Sparda Don't worry it's not a race. Besides so many people rush into it and end up regretting it so at least you won't be 1 of those people. As for meeting women, just see them as potential friends rather than a gf. Get know her, ask questions, it's okay to say no and disagree on something you don't like (a.k.a don't be the real nice guy who buys her love and agrees on everything she says even if you don't like it and a pushover because that never works and she'll just use you) and take it from there.
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I am currently in college and still I've never dated any girls...what a life I'm having ...I might as well sleep in a cryogenic chamber to keep myself alive for another century or so...it's just miserable to never know the feeling of a girl being by my side...nevermind 😫😖😭😔
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+Kalvinder Singh Maybe its cause the whole MJ thing.
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Where i live, girls like dickbags
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I'm gonna go for a PhD in college, so I might never date any girls at all
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goddamit I'm always "the friend" to the people I'm attracted to... :(
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+mastercommander _ hm.. true, that seems like the most sensible answer. Oh well, no point in crying over spilt milk, I'll just drink the beer.
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Dont be in a rush to be in love - truly love is nice but like all things it is packaged in an unrealistic wrapper - seek happiness underneath your feet....In this way no one can ever take this from you. learn and find your community and where you belong, professionally and with friends and family  This will always be yours! if you respect it and are honest with yourself and able to take their advise (which if you have good honest friends - will always be to your benefit)  .... don't hurry for love, love is a little over sold (it does exist) but not it's the fairy tale version we all learn. Make your world around you strong, happy and vibrant, even a boyfriend/husband cant do this for you, it is your responsibility, do it for yourself! - be happy first and then invite a person that will like you into your world (while you have your own world you have your own power and future - less can harm you, esp men less worthy of you. and you will also frighten off the many creeps that take needy women - who are alone and sad) Find your world, be strong, successful and happy.
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Girls I dated in college: The runner with no legs, the artist with no arms, the blind girl, the deaf girl, and the burn victim. ...yeah, college was lonely.
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have bastards already outnumbered legitimate children?
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I'm going to be the best friend one cause literally always in the friend zone ;-;
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David O'Connor Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Ha! Jokes on you CH.
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Haha yes I've seen this one already. Pretty funny.
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This should be called "The Six Girls You'll Date in College... if you are a liberal arts student" STEM students don't have time for that.
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It's not called confidence, it's called spoiled kids that think they are the smartest, then when they grow up they don't try anything or get anywhere
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+Wrap My Fish "then when they grow up they don't try anything or get anywhere" Lol, yeah right. I guess we should then all do what the majority of liberal arts student do; waste 3-4 years of uni and end up flipping burgers on minimum wage because that according to you is "getting somewhere".
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More like the 0 girls you'll date in college for me
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The ''perfect 10'' is almost the ugliest girl in this video
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Yeah the girl at the party was 😍
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I'm the one who didn't fit into one of six horribly contrived female fuck toy stereotypes.
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+Emma Cox Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8888/88. 8889/88 w/ rice.
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all those feminist dislikes
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The video was just boring. 3rd-wave feminism is just another form of cancer.
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Girl in Pink Dress being exploited as a sex object. Women on here love being exploited as sex objects, because it is tainted all over this YT, even with the viral partners. And what do women say in opposition to it? I don't see anything here, neither on the far worst videos, making women look like even worst sex objects. If they hardly say anything, why don't all men simply look at them all as sex objects. Our government have little problem with media promoting it!
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in russia girlfriend use to get you, now russia uses nukes on girlfriends, butt punching faggots. uranus bless america.
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+Saturn i'm going to crack the popes neck like a walnut on live tv. Uranus Bless America.
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The Six Girls I'll date in College. 1.) TBA 2.) TBA 3.) TBA 4.) TBA 5.) TBA 6.) TBA And this is me being optimistic.
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Wait I'm supposed to date.... (Gulp) GIRLS¿
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Ahhh I remember my Perfect One. She was blazingly hot, smart, and even geekier than I was. Until the day I popped over for a surprise visit and some guy answered the door with nothing but a towl wrapped around his waist. He looked me over and said "Who the fuck are you?" and I replied ".... No one I guess." and I walked away. That night she calls me and explains in a very matter of fact way that I was a poor college student and he owned his own construction company. Two months later she calls me. He got her pregnant and dumped her when she refused to get an abortion. She wanted to know if I'd like to pick things up where we'd left off. I called her a whore and told her to rot in hell.
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+Shredded Wheat Hooh, what you said was genius (seriously)
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The six girls I'll date in Collage: 1) My hand 2) The one 3) The one I think of she's the one 4) The one she thinks I'm the one 5) The one who just wants to be friends 6) I should stop wasting time and money. I'll be fine with my hand
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+Koala Koala No matter what you think or do you'll always come back to the hand...
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Still wanna know why lol
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does anybody know what's the song at 1:25 called?
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HA! so true! especially the last one omg xD
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I had , in order : Sporty one Perfect one Prity dumb one Friend one and few unimportant Gess which one I miss most
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Well , English is not my native language , and I write these comments without spell check on very small netbook keyboard .
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andrea from whatever??? wtf I didnt know she was on collegehumor
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Liberal Arts? Job? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Dang.. A couple of those got me. And the last one really hurt.
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Just cuz catholic church is f***ing weird, that doesn't mean every church is... If u wonder why anyone at all believes in Jesus, look at His choices instead of their's.. Peace.
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Need more the six videosss
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From the best - to the worst match, of those 6: 1) The Friend (with all the benefits <3 - nothing awkward about that) 2) The Athletic One (who'd be near perfect in most ways. 3some?) <insert massive yoke plate here, and a field of Urtica dioica> 3) The Perfect One (who obviously isn't really perfect to me) <a bunch of dense woodlands here, and giant hornets> 4) The Party-goer (partying? sure. with her? probably better not) <wide stream of hot bubbling lava here, and a demon> 5) The Church-goer (nuh-uh. nope. i'm adventurous, not a freak) <whirring traps of lasers & saw blades here> <.. and a huge gaping void of a chasm too ..> 6) The Dumb 'Hottie' (The Barnacle, decadent, annoying, rinse, don't repeat)
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Dean Joney Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
The Six Girls You'll Date in College: https://youtu.be/HIPJrrQlxzY
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Robert JeBailey Shared on Google+ · 3 days ago
Keith, you got to watch this! Robert
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i have a thing for good girls but that christian girl is something else. my girlfriend is also christian, how about that.
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Lol u wont get a girlfriend
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If she turned you down for being insecure then shes not good.
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Lauren Francesca is the chick in Pink .... Hawt !
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lmao "Liberal Arts degree."
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I would bang my hoodie.... don't judge but I really love my hoodie
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Still waiting for the first one
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6  stupid college sluts !!
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I'm the friend and to some of my exes I'm the "perfect one"
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There's girls in college? Jk
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I'm literally "don't mess this up, don't mess this up, HOW DID I MESS THIS UP" Fuck
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If you could date one of these girls who I would be party or hot
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WOW!!! I'm gonna date six girls in college. Just call me a pimp.
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What's the religious girl holding in her hands during sex?
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guy needs to eat more shreddies and stop letting girls go on top - no wonder he's always knackered if he's never getting any exercise, lazy sod...
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and stop caring - it's college. You're supposed to be exploring and educating yourself, not getting tied up with chicks (even though that is kind of an education in itself) - wtf is this in my recommendations anyway?
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All right. Who else wants to fxxx their hoodie?
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i came for the girls in lingerie and underwear, left when i realized i can't get any of that ;/
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285 pyaepyo Shared on Google+ · 8 hours ago
Check out this video on YouTube:
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Mohmad Gamal Shared on Google+ · 3 days ago
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Beautiful Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
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Yea, the six girls I dated in college:  rosy palm and her 5 sisters
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You were able to date 6 girls that were all related to each other? That deserves a round of applause (slow clap)
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Daisy Gold Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
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I think it's harder for boys to find a girl, than it is for a girl to find a boy. I don't know, thoughts?
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+Mark Vengance Let the jealous/hateful insecure parasite think whatever he thinks it's right. Men will make fun of him, women will be creeped out by him. It's a pathetic lifetime I can see in that guy. You on the other hand keep that logic you have showed, it will take you to great places :)
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This guy is just pathetic......
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It looks like. Well Done. gullible obtain What's your opinion about that
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EVERYONE we are going to create a movement on youtube! We need to change how our government works cause of inflation every year that goes by we get robbed of our money! And it might even kill us in the end.... SO Listen to Ron Pauls Messages and wake up! SPAM Ron Paul 2015!
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<<~~ was a soccer player, loved the athletic girls. Met the club girls & did the DJ party thing but never got involved w/ the gnarly "party favors"; watched other people freak out instead. Bailed other people out of jail...instead. (true story). Always had a job, never ran out of money. Absolutely true about the "church girls" {cough cough...William Jewel tri-Deltas...}
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Guys, don't date while in college. Too many young men have had their education and lives ruined due to false sexual harassment or rape accusation. Keep to your studies, then think about a relationship afterwards. Also look into mgtow.
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