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The Six Girls You'll Date in College

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The six girlfriends sadly most people will be dating: 1.) Their hands 2.) Dolls 3.) If lucky, some nerdy girl 4.) Error 404 5.) Error 404 6.) Back to hand.
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Haaaa who dates in college? Am I right guys? ...guys?
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+carultch I guess it just means I'm fat and I like a lot of sugary foods.
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but who in their right mind would want to fuck their hoodie?
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+Jamie Noble I'm guessing I'm the only one that fucks my hoodie then? cries in hungarian
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Unless you take engineering
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Stay strong brotha, electrical engineer here!
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Im 23 and still looking for the first one ill date
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I'm 10, already have one! I'm A Playa!
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+Shadow_Vennom nice! keep it up kid! :D 
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This video is innacurate 1. I'm British, College isn't a thing 2. I've never had a gf either. :C
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Noo, College is university in America I think, but in Britain we have college and then university
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+ESK_Flidox college can be 6th form
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Can you do the six guys you'll date in college?
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+agizzy23 1. The Dudebro frat guy 2. The "Nice Guy" - thinks women don't like him because he's "nerdy" when really it's because he views women as objects that owe him sex or a relationship for basic human decency 3. The pretentious asshole - secretly a dudebro behind his obsessin with Jack Kerouac 4. your bestfriend - once you sleep together he will only view you as useful for sex or you will be "ruined" for him 5. The closeted gay guy 6. The pothead
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+Lauren Brady How many cats do you have?
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DA faq? DATING LOL all i do is study and watch occasional YouTube videos... don't got time 4 DAT...
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+I Take Chances  nope they are other channels on YouTube bub.. your thinking of Nia Gerz..LOL
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I was never good in sports untill one day I meet up with a bear in the woods ran the 100 meters in 6 seconds.
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Rofl at girls wanting a guys version... 1. The Douchebag 2. The Douchebag 3. The Douchebag 4. The Douchebag 5. The Douchebag 6. The Douchebag
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+ESK_Flidox If too many people are taking it seriously too many people need to lighten the fuck up.
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I'm going to be the best friend one cause literally always in the friend zone ;-;
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I'm way too shy for that
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your life so i dont care gl
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This is false, I will never date a girl in college, because I'm a nerd, girls don't seem to like nerds as much more athletic people, at least where I'm from.
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+I trane UFC bro (loyal king Conor devotee) Okay. I don't really have any access to weights and I barely ever have an apetite.
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By lift weights I hope you aren't telling him to be a muscle head. Being toned is perfectly ok.
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I dated the church girl, except that she actually bought into the rhetoric entirely. No sex. Ever. In fact, she spent most of our 1 year relationship (I was that desperate) wondering why she had such a weird looking penis.
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+Ferrariman601 I'm an atheist, so I don't have to deal with this religious mumbo jumbo. You guys should really try it out. It'll open your week so much.
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CollegeHumor Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
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you should do the 6 crushes you will have in school. nuff said.
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Sigh anyone think Friend is the worse?
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I am genuinely fucking scared that I've dated all these types.
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I married the church girl except she doesn't have real handcuffs. Only psychological ones.
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and all you're wondering is what she doing there with you .! XD XD XD
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They missed the nice one who turns out to be a lesbian...
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I'll probably be the girl that doesn't date in college. Or ever.
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all those feminist dislikes
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The video was just boring. 3rd-wave feminism is just another form of cancer.
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what about the one that actually studies for her exams?
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The Friend is easy but deep, she may be geeky & nerdy but not a careerist bitch (and probably studies applied physics, biology or psychology - together with me) The Athletic One .... huh? oh, she studies, something.. math, or wood.. engineering, lol.. does it really matter? (as stubborn and perfectionist as she is, she's usually happy with it, though never complacent) The Perfect One who isn't perfect (probably studies law or political economics - at least something I'd never study, and she seems like she's never in a hurry and doesn't need much time for learning) The Party-goer lost all track of time and only "studies" other people's couches and her suppressed depression (she might pick up college again - if she doesn't lose herself as well, and the college place with it). The Church-goer kind of studies the wrong books - even IF she really studies, anyway (so, your mileage about her may vary (but I'd still rather not date her)). The Dumb 'Hottie' has a bad attitude thing going on, she needs a change of scene and probably a life-task (and even if she isn't actually dumb, she's still too obnoxious and decadent so dating is out of the question).
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1:32 easily the best part of the video! LMMFAO!
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Dated somone into sport and a goth
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I dated none of these.  Any would have been acceptable to loser me..
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reading these comments...guys just go to the gym... its all they want srsly it dont matter how u talk or whatever, just take care of the hair on ur head and down below and u will be swimming in pussy
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I'm the one who didn't fit into one of six horribly contrived female fuck toy stereotypes.
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There's the six guys I'll date in college: ...
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+Clara RG 6 in 3 years sorry u are a whore
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+Fury Arsenal you sure didn't get what I meant, bud
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I'm disappointed did nobody realize "The Dumb Hot One" was Lauren from Key of Awesome?!?
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i dont think that ill ever date any girl(studying IT onhigh school)
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lol and real one is black ahaha
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Ahhh I remember my Perfect One. She was blazingly hot, smart, and even geekier than I was. Until the day I popped over for a surprise visit and some guy answered the door with nothing but a towl wrapped around his waist. He looked me over and said "Who the fuck are you?" and I replied ".... No one I guess." and I walked away. That night she calls me and explains in a very matter of fact way that I was a poor college student and he owned his own construction company. Two months later she calls me. He got her pregnant and dumped her when she refused to get an abortion. She wanted to know if I'd like to pick things up where we'd left off. I called her a whore and told her to rot in hell.
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+Shredded Wheat Hooh, what you said was genius (seriously)
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+Shredded Wheat you never actually mentionned you two were dating. In the video the guy is not dating the perfect one, so most people reading your comment would assume you were in the same situation.
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"And spend your day watching internet videos." I'm watching this at work loooooool.
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This guy is just pathetic......
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TEN MORE YARDS TILL TOUCHDOWN LMFAO.
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Im the friend type of girl B-) the coolest kind there is!
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how many have dated that many girls in a short space of time
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I haven't dated six girls in my life.
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Haha You were so worried about messing things up that you messed things up. Story of my life.
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Girlfriend to zodiac (in my opinion). 1.) Aries 2.) Scorpio 3.) Pisces 4.) Leo 5.) Cancer 6.) Taurus
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+CtrlAltDelish Well at least cancer made the list. Why we gotta be number five though. :D lol Must be the moodiness.
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so your telling me that all girls who go to church do it fifty shades of grey style.......that's ovensive
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This is not Dating, it's called fucking, get it straight.
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Never mind, it's the same.
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Church girl for sure
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There needs to be more of these types of videos
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Girl in Pink Dress being exploited as a sex object. Women on here love being exploited as sex objects, because it is tainted all over this YT, even with the viral partners. And what do women say in opposition to it? I don't see anything here, neither on the far worst videos, making women look like even worst sex objects. If they hardly say anything, why don't all men simply look at them all as sex objects. Our government have little problem with media promoting it!
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The ''perfect 10'' is almost the ugliest girl in this video
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Yeah the girl at the party was 😍
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Make that 7 7. The shy one (aka me ;-;) she looks great. you like her. but she won't talk to you for all the chocolate in the world. you gotta be nice to her and she will be your girlfriend. HOW DID U FUCK THAT UP? ahh this man will never get a girlfriend.
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The six girls I'll date in Collage: 1) My hand 2) The one 3) The one I think of she's the one 4) The one she thinks I'm the one 5) The one who just wants to be friends 6) I should stop wasting time and money. I'll be fine with my hand
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+Koala Koala No matter what you think or do you'll always come back to the hand...
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And what for us gay people?
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+Fedor Govaert you are allowed to marry like come on WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW? sike
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The dumb hot one did not work out for me
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mlp caracters in nuthsheel!
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+Saturn my point was that i dont know english gramar too well and if you learned my langue you tiped with erors too,and soory,but im anoyed from those gramar nazis who just atack me,and some even when i tell im from latvia say i stop making countries up.
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well, that's it, off to slit my wrists, FUCK.
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Wait you mean I will actually get a girlfriend? MOOOOM I'M GOING TO COLLEGE
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goddamit I'm always "the friend" to the people I'm attracted to... :(
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+mastercommander _ hm.. true, that seems like the most sensible answer. Oh well, no point in crying over spilt milk, I'll just drink the beer.
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Dont be in a rush to be in love - truly love is nice but like all things it is packaged in an unrealistic wrapper - seek happiness underneath your feet....In this way no one can ever take this from you. learn and find your community and where you belong, professionally and with friends and family  This will always be yours! if you respect it and are honest with yourself and able to take their advise (which if you have good honest friends - will always be to your benefit)  .... don't hurry for love, love is a little over sold (it does exist) but not it's the fairy tale version we all learn. Make your world around you strong, happy and vibrant, even a boyfriend/husband cant do this for you, it is your responsibility, do it for yourself! - be happy first and then invite a person that will like you into your world (while you have your own world you have your own power and future - less can harm you, esp men less worthy of you. and you will also frighten off the many creeps that take needy women - who are alone and sad) Find your world, be strong, successful and happy.
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David O'Connor Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
Ha! Jokes on you CH.
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why are their most poular videos about sex?
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No offense but how the fuck do you manage to get a job with an L.A. Degree?
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I am currently in college and still I've never dated any girls...what a life I'm having ...I might as well sleep in a cryogenic chamber to keep myself alive for another century or so...it's just miserable to never know the feeling of a girl being by my side...nevermind 😫😖😭😔
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Ok....not panicking...I'm just 6 girls behind schedule.
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Was any one else wondering where the lesbian one was?
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Fuck dating in college. And coked up sex? You dick doesn't get hard when you're rollin on blow, who the fuck writes these?
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nobody dates in college. they meet up, drink, fuck and miss class the next day. at some point you're getting sick of it and just wanna finish your studies asap, and spare yourself from the stench of sweat, pussy, pheromones and vomit. college stinks.
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I've done and seen everything in college. I wouldn't say I didn't enjoy it, but after a certain age you mellow and grow out of it. enjoy it while it lasts.
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+bruce wayne anyways, tells us happens after arkham knight, lol you still alive?
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I'M GOING BACK AND FAMILY SO YOU HAVE A MAZEING REALLY WANT
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I don't get what's wrong with the hoodie she's cute. Unless you don't want to date yourself.
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who would want to fu** their hoody lol
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Need more the six videosss
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2:41 My question: Who doesn't?
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He looks like Theodore Kaczynski.
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This should be corrected for me to the 0 girls you'll date in college...
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285 pyaepyo Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Check out this video on YouTube:
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HAHA this is so true
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what would be the best degree to go for right now?  I am currently thinking of either Computer Science (because I can create programs, and websites) or a form of business because from my current projects I can live off my profits, and so I am not exactly looking for a job.  I am currently done with all the first year classes to either a business degree or a Computer Science degree, and I still have other options.
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What's the religious girl holding in her hands during sex?
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For all of us chicks, lemme break down the six guys you'll date in college: 1) The Jock: he's all about sports and they basically take up his entire life - except for when he's drinking. So you're pretty much a third wheel. He's not necessarily a bad guy though! 2) The Douchebag: Also known as a fuck boy. He's a typical party frat boy who thinks he's hot shit. Sometimes he will try to play off his bad attitude as being a "bad boy..." It's NEVER worth it to date this guy, unless you really want to learn what heartbreak feels like. 3) The Artsy One: He's really into music, or poetry, or art. He might be incredibly emotional and a bit too much for you to handle at this stage of your life. 4) The Funny One: He seems like a dream come true, but he's still a college boy. So basically he needs to grow up. (There is a chance that this relationship could work out, but if all fails he would make a great friend.) 5) The Complete Idiot: You don't even know how this guy even GOT into college. It baffles your mind. You're pretty sure he's flunking all of his classes, you wonder how he hasn't been kicked out of school yet. Listening to him talk is a challenge because next to nothing he says makes sense. 6) The Nerd: You probably had to ask this guy out, because he's usually too absorbed in playing video games and reading books to really put forth any effort. He is most likely a nice guy, but he will have no idea what he is doing. More likely than not, he's a virgin. Good luck with that! Just for clarification, some guys are combinations of these categories! Go get 'em.
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1 OF THE 6 SHOULD STAY BACK TO FINALLY SEE WHAT I AM INSTEAD OF BELIEVING IN GOSSIPS BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT THEN AFTER THE TRIAL IS COMPLETED THEY TELL THE OTHER 5 WOMEN WHETHER I PASS TESTS OR NOT AND SAY WHAT I AM LIKE.
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I had , in order : Sporty one Perfect one Prity dumb one Friend one and few unimportant Gess which one I miss most
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Fuck u gay people u stupid fagot
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Lauren francesca!!!
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I think Mass refers to Catholic services only...
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Number 2 was the hottest
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Liberal arts degree?????
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Almost married my hoodie.
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guy needs to eat more shreddies and stop letting girls go on top - no wonder he's always knackered if he's never getting any exercise, lazy sod...
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and stop caring - it's college. You're supposed to be exploring and educating yourself, not getting tied up with chicks (even though that is kind of an education in itself) - wtf is this in my recommendations anyway?
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Really want to see 6 guys you'll date in college
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does anybody know what's the song at 1:25 called?
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Yea, the six girls I dated in college:  rosy palm and her 5 sisters
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You were able to date 6 girls that were all related to each other? That deserves a round of applause (slow clap)
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<<~~ was a soccer player, loved the athletic girls. Met the club girls & did the DJ party thing but never got involved w/ the gnarly "party favors"; watched other people freak out instead. Bailed other people out of jail...instead. (true story). Always had a job, never ran out of money. Absolutely true about the "church girls" {cough cough...William Jewel tri-Deltas...}
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