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The Six Girls You'll Date in College

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The Six Girls I'll Date in College: 1. N/A 2. N/A 3. N/A 4. N/A 5. N/A 6. N/A
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The sad fact is the older you get, the less pussy you get - and I am proof of this. Girls are not interested in older guys, or at least, guys that could be their dad. 
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I was never good in sports untill one day I meet up with a bear in the woods ran the 100 meters in 6 seconds.
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+Sam Fitt Wow that's a fast bear, how fast were you?
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Can you do the six guys you'll date in collage?
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+agizzy23 yeah, six guys would be more realistic and attainable
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Haaaa who dates in college? Am I right guys? ...guys?
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+MarlonOwnsYourCake glad we dont have collage in sweden lol
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+MarlonOwnsYourCake Ok, who is going to be my 100th like on my comment about your username?  "The cake is a lie"
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Id fuck my hoodie, there are worse things to have sex with.
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+brandon Johnson i use google images haha funny and ......... other stuuuffff..... O O --------------
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+aaron bolstad These days there is no worry. Places like pornhub,hamster and Xvideos are safe. As long as you are not clicking the pop up ads, and there pop up ads and so on. But i have Ad block and Ad Block plus so i never get pop ups or commercials before YouTube videos. I have yet to get a virus from porn in 6 or 7 years. I use Avast! and use Hitman Pro for the lingering stuff Avast! can not get. If you do not have any virus protection go to bleepingcompter .com and use Adwcleaner or combofix. They are free and they do not install stuff on your computer. You run them and after you are done it is no longer installed.. They are the best free ware in my opinion. I use them every couple of months just in case. Hitman pro is like that, you have a link and you run it but it does not install like normal virus protections. The best part about Ad block is, it works in incognito mode for chrome. It is so nice to never have Ads on websites or pop ups. Occasionally i will get a blank pop up in a web browser but nothing is on it. But those are rare, if you like a website a or a YouTube user and want to support them. Ad block can be easily paused in the top corner of chrome.
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The six girlfriends sadly most people will be dating: 1.) Their hands 2.) Dolls 3.) If lucky, some nerdy girl 4.) Error 404 5.) Error 404 6.) Back to hand.
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Rofl at girls wanting a guys version... 1. The Douchebag 2. The Douchebag 3. The Douchebag 4. The Douchebag 5. The Douchebag 6. The Douchebag
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+itzKyleM88 ...and that's just the first month. :D
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Where's your fedora?
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CollegeHumor Shared on Google+ · 9 months ago
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you should do the 6 crushes you will have in school. nuff said.
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Unless you take engineering
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What about the foreigner that barely knows English?
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+Ryan Scott no, thats the happy marriage
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Get all the Sugar Walls you possibly can up in college..Just wrap up your boy downstairs!
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You are a typical Hodgetwins fan :)
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Yeah I've never dated in college. :( There were 6 girls that I liked (but never asked out) who were similar to those in the video though lol.
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+Joe Methven right on i was thinking the same thing.
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I dated the church girl, except that she actually bought into the rhetoric entirely. No sex. Ever. In fact, she spent most of our 1 year relationship (I was that desperate) wondering why she had such a weird looking penis.
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+stinger007123 +Cee Yaiyay Both of you sit down and read the bible without excusing it. The bible clearly portrays women as servants of men who are supposed to be submissive. Read Corinthians 14:34 for example, it is simply undeniable. Please do not come with the standard excuses, I am too used to them, it makes me yawn. It is like seeing giant babies not handling the kitchen properly, so they say the Satan possessed the oven, burning down the restaurant "Please do not fire me, it was Satan!" If you read the story with Samson, there is a ongoing theme of women being backstabbers in the bible. It is almost like the savages who wrote it have an agenda. 
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I married the chruch girl
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The crunch girl dumbass
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Ahhh I remember my Perfect One. She was blazingly hot, smart, and even geekier than I was. Until the day I popped over for a surprise visit and some guy answered the door with nothing but a towl wrapped around his waist. He looked me over and said "Who the fuck are you?" and I replied ".... No one I guess." and I walked away. That night she calls me and explains in a very matter of fact way that I was a poor college student and he owned his own construction company. Two months later she calls me. He got her pregnant and dumped her when she refused to get an abortion. She wanted to know if I'd like to pick things up where we'd left off. I called her a whore and told her to rot in hell.
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That's why I'm getting a part time job in college. I'm joining the national guard
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+Shredded Wheat lol sounds legit. if a girl thinks she can get you back after cheating on you she either knows you're a massive beta faggot, or is really fucking retarded.
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FUCK I'm the friend
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But women have to be physically attracted to the men to though. A girl will NEVER be in a relationship with a guy if there isn't something appealing there at a minimum. I think what's confusing you is cause men focus on physical appearance and women focus on charisma. Mind you it's a FOCUS, not the only thing that matters. They say men fall in love with their eyes and women fall in love with their ears but you have to look at the guy's face too. had to cut out a bunch because I was talking about too many personal details But who pity dates people they're not attracted to? I've never heard of a case like that in my entourage with guys or girls, not at work or with my friends. Seems like you're fooling yourself, no?
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I hate how Osama Bin Laden isnt in this video... is anyone with me?
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Im 23 and still looking for the first one ill date
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+Dante Sparda Wow. I bet you think you're special. I'm 30, faggot. Get on my level.
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Los Terrible del norte
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DARRELL D Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
The Six Girls You'll Date in College Lol never went 😝
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soo . . . when did it become a social dogma to have a girlfriend by college ?
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I had , in order : Sporty one Perfect one Prity dumb one Friend one and few unimportant Gess which one I miss most
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Nah , dumb/pretty one called me from hidden or unfamiliar few times with nose clip , changed her voice and she told me some name different than her's ; than claimed that I called her first , and then after some 5 minutes of talking I told her that I knew that it was her from begin . She is very stupid . What scares me most is that she studies to become elementary school teacher . Guess again .
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I'm the one who didn't fit into one of six horribly contrived female fuck toy stereotypes.
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+HRose P And no, the greatest, most masculine, most popular men who get the most attention from women are NOT, NOT, NOT interested in dating feminazis like Emma Cox. You have to realise this fact. Why? Because those men have much better, much more fun, and much more attractive options available to them. A few years ago when I admittedly had no idea how to seduce women, I would have happily settled for someone like her and would have let her treat me like a handbag. Nowadays I'd just laugh at her ridiculous indignation, because I have much better things going for me.
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I didn't mess up with the perfect one. I married her instead...10 years ago.
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+lionlyons It's nice that you trust your wife with your YouTube password
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+Loco Wolf Did you run out of hot water again? tsk...
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'The Friend' is the worst :/
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Go to my channel to see Sexy Girls Live on Webcams
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I've only dated my hand so far
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54m views for that crap youy kidding me
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I'll take the hoodie, as long as she doesn't really play video games, man those people are lame; and by lame I mean a person unable to walk normally due to injury or illness. 
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wow, you almost got me with your trolling haha :) actually not, that was very low, I'm sorry
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+Michael Dodd Ironically enough when I was injured to the point where I couldn't walk I stopped playing video games for 6 months until I started rehabilitation lol
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M. Teodósio Shared on Google+ · 3 days ago
A que vai à igreja é a melhor...
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Girls I dated in college: The runner with no legs, the artist with no arms, the blind girl, the deaf girl, and the burn victim. ...yeah, college was lonely.
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If those girls are the mane six then it will be like this Sporty one : rainbow dash Party animal : pinkie pie Church girls : twilight-ish Sexy one : rarity (I guess) Friend : applejack (maybe) Perfect one : 100% FLUTTERSHY
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Who wants to f*** their hoodie! That had me ROFL
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This is false, I will never date a girl in college, because I'm a nerd, girls don't seem to like nerds as much more athletic people, at least where I'm from.
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You know I liked this video but I'm going to take back my like. What type of mad fucking description is that for the video"gay men will marry your girlfriends". How the fuck did gay men get in this topic!
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Who's the voice actor? He is awesome!
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Jokes on them, I didn't date any girls in college.
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OH MY GOD!!! james dean with wolverine claws hahahah, i had to stop it to start breathing again. been there.
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I found the perfect girl 12 years ago and married her. I asked her to marry me right after I met her. She is a GREAT wife. Married 10 years come March 29, 2015. We still think we are newly weds. My wife is FUN.  Below I will tell now I met her.
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+Dean Jackson you married her 12 years ago, and on march 29 it will have been 10 years
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+Dean Jackson I feel like asking someone to marry you right after you meet them is a shot in the dark. I'm happy for you that it worked out, but you don't truly know the person before you dedicate your life to them. Just my opinion, though, neither side is correct nor incorrect.
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Leo Shared on Google+ · 3 days ago
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the number of girl i'll date in college will be 10 times more than the number of girls i dated in high school. 0x10=0
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senior, still no date. xD who cares
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This guy is just pathetic......
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im only interested in someone who can 1st of all be just a friend. otherwise i should just pay for hookers.
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to those who were once like me: a) stop watching porn for a week b) acquire sudden rise in testosterone c) feel confident as never before d) enjoy your gf
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I am still single....
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....dating is not in the BIBLE...we should courtship..this means never really alone w//your gf// til your HONEYMOON !!!.....opps wher that word come from?? honeymoon.....yes GOD MADE LOVE//sex.....for marriage, iknow that sucks but it does work better then onenightstands etc....plus we need smallFARM LOANS..not all this education crapp............................
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Ahh.. I just wasted 3 minutes. Ha ha..
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...joggler66......realjewnews........cancer truth net......................women???
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Sporty one. All the way. Yes. Sports. Sporty one, yes. I need. Her.
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The ''perfect 10'' is almost the ugliest girl in this video
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Yeah the girl at the party was 😍
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I dated my drawings.......
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does anybody know what's the song at 1:25 called?
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in russia girlfriend use to get you, now russia uses nukes on girlfriends, butt punching faggots. uranus bless america.
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There's the six guys I'll date in college: ...
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woah.. i didnt see most of those girls in my collage, ya but maybe after that....but who needs a girlfriend anyway......right?
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6 girls? I didn't even have one. T_T
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I think I only went on one actual date in college. Funny, because college was full of hot, horny party girls and I was a complete retard around all of them.  As they say, youth is wasted on the young.  On the other hand, if I had half the social awareness/skills/confidence back then that I have now I'd probably have boiling blisters all over my *&%$.
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ha-ha. its funny because all women are the same and you can only use them for sex. lol. 
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+Tim Hall Hey great job. That tool can be used for Bob and his war against GooglePLus. I'm copying right now.
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Six huh? Well that is an optimistic number lol.
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all those feminist dislikes
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The video was just boring. 3rd-wave feminism is just another form of cancer.
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Are those mangas underneath that mac @ 3:23?
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I found the perfect girl... she just didn't find the perfect guy
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I think it's harder for boys to find a girl, than it is for a girl to find a boy. I don't know, thoughts?
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+Mark Vengance Let the jealous/hateful insecure parasite think whatever he thinks it's right. Men will make fun of him, women will be creeped out by him. It's a pathetic lifetime I can see in that guy. You on the other hand keep that logic you have showed, it will take you to great places :)
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Yea, the six girls I dated in college:  rosy palm and her 5 sisters
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You were able to date 6 girls that were all related to each other? That deserves a round of applause (slow clap)
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I had 3, the obsessive sex addict, the one who didn't want her friends to know and sneaks around, and the "lesbian"
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Buncha m/f models. Social alphas.
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O god I'm twelve and ...... Cool
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man he looks like a fish.
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Hey! I've just figured out how these The Six videos really reminds me of Wes Anderson :D
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more like the zero girls you'll dated ever
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The comment section is better then the video :D
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I completely fucked up "the friend"... I didn't fuck her, I just tried too hard to be 'closer friends'.... Not date, just be my best friend.... all my other friends kinda sucked then except Bryce...
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you fail me collegehumor where are the names of these ladies... tsk tsk
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wait what about the girl who is a human being with a personality rather than a misogynist stereotype?
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Yah, where are the real women? With women's heart?
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Im 26 and i dont kown anything about women
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My perfect one is movin to Florida :(
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you mean, " The Six Girls i Won't date in college "
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Error 404 girls not found.
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hahah this is my life lmao XD but i didn't went to college instead i started working in construction and well >.> im making money but there is really nothing to do with i mean all the girl i see are all sluts so its just a one night and fuck off in the end i just use them as cum dumpster i mean either they are too crazy or they are not doing anything and always bored don't want to do anything and there's the one too fucking weird but looks so fucking hawt or the crazy bitch who's fucking possessive and just not let me breath a minute to a point where they feel the need to know the fuck that i eat like BITCHES BE CRAZY THESE DAYS AREN'T THERE ANY CUTE FUNNY GIRL THATS MY TYPE PLZ LORD HAHA
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A Creepy realization for anyonw into My Little Pony Rainbow Dash- The Athletic One Pinkie Pie- The One Who Likes to Party Buttershy - The Church Girl or as I like to say the "innocent one who's a freak underneath" Rarity- The Hot dumb girl (or stuck up bitch) Apple Jack- The Friend (who you shouldn't fxck cause it'll just be akward) Twilight Sparkle - The Perfect One (and Flash Century Steals her away from you) How did you fxck that one up? Meh, she was too good and book smart for you anyways. The six Ponies you'll ride in college.
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True rarity is a stuck up person. I don't understand why people ship her and spike. No just open he is a kid and she is a adult but in equestria girls she is a teen and he is a dog. Still she uses him for purposes but mostly a friend.
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Spike is friendzoned straight up yo. I'm actually tired of spike being a kid. I think its time for him to hit puberty. I mean, c'mon. This is the age of dragons and dragons are supposed to be badass. Then you got Spike over here who must the cousin that Spyro doesn't talk about. Lol
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