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The Six Girls You'll Date in College

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I was never good in sports untill one day I meet up with a bear in the woods ran the 100 meters in 6 seconds.
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+Sam Fitt It's amazing what you can achieve when you are given the right kind of motivation! :)
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"but who the fuck would wanna fuck their hoodie"XDDD
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The six girlfriends sadly most people will be dating: 1.) Their hands 2.) Dolls 3.) If lucky, some nerdy girl 4.) Error 404 5.) Error 404 6.) Back to hand.
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+Intravenous Wisdom Haha ... sure ... As far as the list goes - sounds about right ... i left out 2-5, though
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+Alex Hernandez Error 404 means not found. It's the error that you get when the website you are trying to access does not exist anymore.
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Rofl at girls wanting a guys version... 1. The Douchebag 2. The Douchebag 3. The Douchebag 4. The Douchebag 5. The Douchebag 6. The Douchebag
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+Phoenix Wrong i have a fedora on my laptop
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What about the foreigner that barely knows English?
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+Ryan Scott no, thats the happy marriage
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I had many 'foreigners' in college. Asian ones... Yeah, Asians.........
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Unless you take engineering
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+Apo K I've got a college boyfriend to prove it ;D We are both poor ! haha although thats nothing to brag about. But I will brag about my awesome boyfriend hheeheehee 
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Haaaa who dates in college? Am I right guys? ...guys?
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+MarlonOwnsYourCake I've been wondering this for months.  What the heck does your screen name mean?
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+carultch I guess it just means I'm fat and I like a lot of sugary foods.
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Id fuck my hoodie, there are worse things to have sex with.
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+brandon Johnson Whats worse your hoodie or a cactus
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+Geospeople Cactus, id have a hard time explaining those "scars" to a chick blowing my weewee.
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Can you do the six guys you'll date in college?
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+Simon Hardabi I'm gay so girls rejecting me never really was an issue
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I dated the church girl, except that she actually bought into the rhetoric entirely. No sex. Ever. In fact, she spent most of our 1 year relationship (I was that desperate) wondering why she had such a weird looking penis.
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Get all the Sugar Walls you possibly can while up in college..Just make sure you wrap up your boy downstairs!
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You are a typical Hodgetwins fan :)
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DA faq? DATING LOL all i do is study and watch occasional YouTube videos... don't got time 4 DAT...
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+I Take Chances  nope they are other channels on YouTube bub.. your thinking of Nia Gerz..LOL
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This is false, I will never date a girl in college, because I'm a nerd, girls don't seem to like nerds as much more athletic people, at least where I'm from.
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Well I guess you haven't met the right one? Where I come from, There are many girls out there who prefer dorky guys (myself included). But I'm not sure what kind of girls are around where you come from!
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but who in their right mind would want to fuck their hoodie?
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FUCK I'm the friend
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+Denise F The thing is that you are thinking like a woman and you aren't seeing it from a man's perspective. Men are NOT women, they don't think like women do. And physical attraction to a woman for men is not the same as it for women towards men. If a man is not physically attracted to a woman instantly, a man will not think like women do and say, 'Well, if I just give it time maybe I will grow to be attracted to her.' No, men don't do that. I know you wish they did but men don't. Men don't think like that but women do all the time. As for your statement that women need to be physically attracted to a man to date him. That is not true most of the time. For women it can be the tiniest thing about a man (the way he's confident, nice/friendly, intelligent, gentle, etc.) and/or an emotional and mental connection she may have with him though she isn't physically attracted to him (yet) that will make her think that MAYBE she could become physically attracted to the man in the future. But men are different, in the beginning, when men first meet a woman they will know instantly if they are physically attracted to her and from that he will base all his actions towards her on that (i.e. if he wants to date, marry, only have sex with her or just be her friend). I am not fooling myself but you seem to be. You keep trying to make men and women think the same way but they don't. Science and real life has proven that men and women's brains are wired differently. Hence they think differently. And that applies to physical attraction. Not my opinion. Its a fact.
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+MsMessenger1 But... I don't do that either... that's what I mean... learn to love a guy I'm not attracted to? I kinda can't get that... I don't have any women in my entourage that do that. Mine's not based off numbers but off people I know personally. Maybe there's a cultural difference setting us apart? It's sort of sad to box everyone into types and categories instead of just figuring that the human is complex and mutable though. My mom's practical and pragmatic. My dad is a dreamer and a romantic. My mom once got upset at my dad for getting her roses because she found they're a waste of money. (How they got along this long, I'll never figure out! lol) No one can know everything that's going on in people's minds. That's truly impossible. Well, look, I know when I can't see eye to eye with a person and because I see things differently than your scientific evidence, I guess I'll just stop here. I just hope even if you have a perspective on how people work, you can also learn to spot the few people out there that are exceptions. :)
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CollegeHumor Shared on Google+ · 10 months ago
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you should do the 6 crushes you will have in school. nuff said.
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mlp caracters in nuthsheel!
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+Lord Orio false alarm thanks god it wasnt real
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Im 23 and still looking for the first one ill date
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I had , in order : Sporty one Perfect one Prity dumb one Friend one and few unimportant Gess which one I miss most
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+Mladen Milić you sure you went to college with this spelling?
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Well , English is not my native language , and I write these comments without spell check on very small netbook keyboard .
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There's the six guys I'll date in college: ...
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+Clara RG Translation i believ is, u mad?
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Still wanna know why lol
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The last one was accurate.
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unless you just wanna bang them, if you date 6 seperate girls in college you need to review your relationship skills.
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I married the chruch girl
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The crunch girl dumbass
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I want to fuck my hoodie. All the other girls don't deserve my D. The friend girl is the only one who's actually trying to attract men.
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so your telling me that all girls who go to church do it fifty shades of grey style.......that's ovensive
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+Herb Coswell and im not saying that becus im a girl (im a guy) im saying it becus im christan
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Ahhh I remember my Perfect One. She was blazingly hot, smart, and even geekier than I was. Until the day I popped over for a surprise visit and some guy answered the door with nothing but a towl wrapped around his waist. He looked me over and said "Who the fuck are you?" and I replied ".... No one I guess." and I walked away. That night she calls me and explains in a very matter of fact way that I was a poor college student and he owned his own construction company. Two months later she calls me. He got her pregnant and dumped her when she refused to get an abortion. She wanted to know if I'd like to pick things up where we'd left off. I called her a whore and told her to rot in hell.
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You think I will ever date six girls?
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I didn't mess up with the perfect one. I married her instead...10 years ago.
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+Loco Wolf Did you run out of hot water again? tsk...
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I'm the one who didn't fit into one of six horribly contrived female fuck toy stereotypes.
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+feministfairyprincess 3 words : Fuck You Bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I agree that in the end the best solution is Self-Mastery! My exact same thoughts about black men being more red pill, no argument there! As to needing a lobby... again, with men getting twice the prison sentence for the exact same crime as women... with men being seen as more expendable. With there being over 100 shelters for women for every 1 for men (seriously)... With the blatant lack of rights for fathers but an ironclad legal duty to take care of children many of us dont even get to raise as our own, let alone see (especially if the mother does not want you around)... with funding and grants and charity going far more to women then men... with men not being able to defend themselves against violent women for fear of being jailed for self defense... for the 97% alimony that men pay to women... for child support payments which are consistently half of what little women do pay them and very little legal enforcement of them if they are women...to the wide spread emasculation that is going on every day against men but is only acceptable to laugh at it in the media, never to fight it! With mandatory hiring for women but not for men... YEAH... I think the MRA is very needed at this point! As to you fronted as a black guy to see what would happen... HILARIOUS... well played my friend!
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This is more like "The 6 girls you'll date in college if you're on the football team"
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i am athletic one that like to party and i am a brunette i am not sleep deprived nor money and yes i like to stay single because its fun that way
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The six girls I'll date in Collage: 1) My hand 2) The one 3) The one I think of she's the one 4) The one she thinks I'm the one 5) The one who just wants to be friends 6) I should stop wasting time and money. I'll be fine with my hand
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+Koala Koala No matter what you think or do you'll always come back to the hand...
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hahaha the perfect one xD ..
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David O'Connor Shared on Google+ · 3 weeks ago
Ha! Jokes on you CH.
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Haha yes I've seen this one already. Pretty funny.
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I keep a photo of my left hand to show friends. She's so hot.
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as a high school-er, TY FOR THE HEADS UP :D
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I am currently in college and still I've never dated any girls...what a life I'm having ...I might as well sleep in a cryogenic chamber to keep myself alive for another century or so...it's just miserable to never know the feeling of a girl being by my side...nevermind 😫😖😭😔
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+Kalvinder Singh Maybe its cause the whole MJ thing.
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Seems like he got plenty of poon. Lucky guy.
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Girls I dated in college: The runner with no legs, the artist with no arms, the blind girl, the deaf girl, and the burn victim. ...yeah, college was lonely.
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all those feminist dislikes
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The video was just boring. 3rd-wave feminism is just another form of cancer.
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This video is innacurate 1. I'm British, College isn't a thing 2. I've never had a gf either. :C
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+TheSpearkan Some people do it and besides you don't need to stay there to fuck.
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+TheSpearkan we have college in the uk... you don't have to stay in a dorm, you go to get A levels
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Its like dating your hoody lmao
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This guy is just pathetic......
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Maybe you will get real girlfriend trololololol hohoho
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Those are all real girlfriends. What they aren't are bullshit fantasy horeshit for you dumbfuck movie.
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DARRELL D Shared on Google+ · 5 months ago
The Six Girls You'll Date in College Lol never went 😝
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I've not even dated one girl :|
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the 6 girls ill date in college? so far im still working on getting that first one and im 28...
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This should be called "The Six Girls You'll Date in College... if you are a liberal arts student" STEM students don't have time for that.
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+clowntrooper61 As I said, I define it useless in terms of finding a job with that degree but not useless if you are doing it for personal development. My issues are with people taking a major in liberal arts and then bitching that they can't find a job, and then entering in denial and claiming they are the only ones educated while all engineers and scientists are autistic or socially retarded like JoeJarden was saying in this thread before he deleted himself from it.
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+bluetrilobite Oh right, got ya. It's used to personal use and improvement not to help you find a job/useful to put on a resume. Well if they are bitching, maybe they should of researched it further and knew what they were getting into and read other people's experiences. If they didn't bother than that's there loss. That said I do feel abit bad for them spending all that money and time only to find out that it isn't going to help them find a job. Still that doesn't excuse them to take it out on others.
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I found the perfect girl 12 years ago and married her. I asked her to marry me right after I met her. She is a GREAT wife. Married 10 years come March 29, 2015. We still think we are newly weds. My wife is FUN.  Below I will tell now I met her.
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+Dean Jackson Wait, if you met her 12 years ago and you married her 10 years ago, doesn't that mean you waited 2 years before asking her to marry you? Or was she your fiancee for 2 years? Did she reject you the first time and agreed 2 years later? Just trying to clarify! :P
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The ''perfect 10'' is almost the ugliest girl in this video
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Yeah the girl at the party was 😍
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no 6 girls... yesterday did brkup... had engineering degree... now watching videos on youtube... searching a job
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Damn, seems that I missed 6 of 6 girls.
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not gonna happen when you are an ugly bastard like me
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Lauren Francesca bought me here.. I'd love to date her, she's so beautiful and perfect!!
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The one who goes to church kinda looks like Marley Rose from Glee
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so hot, thanks for sharing
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only dated 'the perfect one', lost her differently than the guy in the vid though =P
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If any guy could date six girls this hot in the span of 4 years or so, well done.
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Okay, let's be honest. It's complete BS for girls to stop wanting to date a guy because he took "too long" (like a week or two) to work up the right setting to ask them out. I don't see any of them even attempting to ask guys out.
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guy needs to eat more shreddies and stop letting girls go on top - no wonder he's always knackered if he's never getting any exercise, lazy sod...
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and stop caring - it's college. You're supposed to be exploring and educating yourself, not getting tied up with chicks (even though that is kind of an education in itself) - wtf is this in my recommendations anyway?
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does anybody know what's the song at 1:25 called?
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I am now excited for college
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Dude your life is fucked.
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you learn this in college that  the blonde girls ,they think much better with two brains (pregnant)☀☾☄ ₪itibira₪ ✶☥ ⊀ ⋉▲▵▴
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Ha jokes on you I won't date anyone haha ha Ha Ha WAAAAAAAA
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in russia girlfriend use to get you, now russia uses nukes on girlfriends, butt punching faggots. uranus bless america.
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is it just me or does anyone else like the gamer girl xd
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Yea, the six girls I dated in college:  rosy palm and her 5 sisters
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You were able to date 6 girls that were all related to each other? That deserves a round of applause (slow clap)
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Damn, only four more years until I say bye bye to my good friend Virginity :)
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That thigh gap though
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I love you so much
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What about the one you bought for the cost of bus fare?
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2:16 I know she's dumb....but damn😍😍
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....dating is not in the BIBLE...we should courtship..this means never really alone w//your gf// til your HONEYMOON !!!.....opps wher that word come from?? honeymoon.....yes GOD MADE LOVE//sex.....for marriage, iknow that sucks but it does work better then onenightstands etc....plus we need smallFARM LOANS..not all this education crapp............................
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Ahh.. I just wasted 3 minutes. Ha ha..
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...joggler66......realjewnews........cancer truth net......................women???
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I think it's harder for boys to find a girl, than it is for a girl to find a boy. I don't know, thoughts?
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+Mark Vengance Let the jealous/hateful insecure parasite think whatever he thinks it's right. Men will make fun of him, women will be creeped out by him. It's a pathetic lifetime I can see in that guy. You on the other hand keep that logic you have showed, it will take you to great places :)
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Next one on my list, the athletic one
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<<~~ was a soccer player, loved the athletic girls. Met the club girls & did the DJ party thing but never got involved w/ the gnarly "party favors"; watched other people freak out instead. Bailed other people out of jail...instead. (true story). Always had a job, never ran out of money. Absolutely true about the "church girls" {cough cough...William Jewel tri-Deltas...}
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i would fuck the shit out of emily anyone else?
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For me, most of this was in one girl. Except the didn't have "the scientist."
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EVERYONE we are going to create a movement on youtube! We need to change how our government works cause of inflation every year that goes by we get robbed of our money! And it might even kill us in the end.... SO Listen to Ron Pauls Messages and wake up! SPAM Ron Paul 2015!
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I kinda want to fuck my hoody now...
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It was smart of them to put Lauren Francesca on the thumbnail
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A Creepy realization for anyonw into My Little Pony Rainbow Dash- The Athletic One Pinkie Pie- The One Who Likes to Party Buttershy - The Church Girl or as I like to say the "innocent one who's a freak underneath" Rarity- The Hot dumb girl (or stuck up bitch) Apple Jack- The Friend (who you shouldn't fxck cause it'll just be akward) Twilight Sparkle - The Perfect One (and Flash Century Steals her away from you) How did you fxck that one up? Meh, she was too good and book smart for you anyways. The six Ponies you'll ride in college.
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Spike is friendzoned straight up yo. I'm actually tired of spike being a kid. I think its time for him to hit puberty. I mean, c'mon. This is the age of dragons and dragons are supposed to be badass. Then you got Spike over here who must the cousin that Spyro doesn't talk about. Lol
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....all i dated was rosie palm and her five sisters.
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What about The Radical FemNazi? Me: Let's go to for a nice steak dinner... how about Ruth's Chris? [FN]: I can't afford that. Me: It's ok, I can. [FN]: Nyo! Styop oppwessing me, evil white myan! Me: I just wanted to -- [FN]: Aynd myeat is muwdewr! [gnrwrahh, bites off my head] Actually happened (except for biting off of head).
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wait what about the girl who is a human being with a personality rather than a misogynist stereotype?
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