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The Six Girls You'll Date in College

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What about the foreigner that barely knows English?
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+Exocentric Its not a girl than, its jumped up sex doll.
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your hand your oher hand your sock your pillow your own mouth your sleeping roommate
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Unless you take engineering
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Haaaa who dates in college? Am I right guys? ...guys?
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+Stryke ok so its not the college I picked, only the field. Shit.
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+MrSnowrocks Can be both, some colleges and universities specialize in some field. If you're at a technical Uni ...   well good luck finding something female at all :D
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FUCK I'm the friend
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Id fuck my hoodie, there are worse things to have sex with.
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CollegeHumor Shared on Google+ · 8 months ago
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you should do the 6 crushes you will have in school. nuff said.
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+Randy Ping "Removed by request", then I request you repost that story.
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Yeah I've never dated in college. :( There were 6 girls that I liked (but never asked out) who were similar to those in the video though lol.
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The latter of the two seems unlikely when considering how poorly he maintains each relationship (whether it was his fault or not).
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+TonyMishima92 You got my like on the principle of having your picture as GODHAND... From Ehrgeiz.
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I hate how Osama Bin Laden isnt in this video... is anyone with me?
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Im 23 and still looking for the first one ill date
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+Dante Sparda Are you studying a non-biology related STEM field?
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I dated the church girl, except that she actually bought into the rhetoric entirely. No sex. Ever. In fact, she spent most of our 1 year relationship (I was that desperate) wondering why she had such a weird looking penis.
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Her whole deal was basically that she was ashamed of being a woman. It was weird as fuck.
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+Ferrariman601 bruh the moment a girl tells you she has a weird looking penis you YEET the fuck out
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Get all the Sugar Walls you possibly can up in college..Just wrap up your boy downstairs!
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+The Retarded Goat With High Blood Pressure Sugar Walls are a woman's private area. Your boy downstairs is your Mushroom Tip. Good Luck with that blood pressure tho
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Can you do the six guys you'll date in collage?
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Girls only date douchebags
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DARRELL D Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
The Six Girls You'll Date in College Lol never went 😝
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+FullerAndLife lol. I don't think I am like anyone. And anyways I am a lady now not a college going girl anymore.
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I married the chruch girl
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Yeah it is true! Loving my sex life with the so called church girl haha. Nympho christian wives rock! It was worth the wait and we are both blessed for it. They key is health. A spiritually, physically, and mentally healthy relationship leads to a great sex life!
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+DarkCyberElf (Mylon Requiem) wish i could like this comment more than once :P
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I'm the one who didn't fit into one of six horribly contrived female fuck toy stereotypes.
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+Emma Cox Damn, was your last break up that bad?
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I found the perfect girl 12 years ago and married her. I asked her to marry me right after I met her. She is a GREAT wife. Married 10 years come March 29, 2015. We still think we are newly weds. My wife is FUN.  Below I will tell now I met her.
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Cool story bro, needs more dragons.
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A Creepy realization for anyonw into My Little Pony Rainbow Dash- The Athletic One Pinkie Pie- The One Who Likes to Party Buttershy - The Church Girl or as I like to say the "innocent one who's a freak underneath" Rarity- The Hot dumb girl (or stuck up bitch) Apple Jack- The Friend (who you shouldn't fxck cause it'll just be akward) Twilight Sparkle - The Perfect One (and Flash Century Steals her away from you) How did you fxck that one up? Meh, she was too good and book smart for you anyways. The six Ponies you'll ride in college.
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This guy is just pathetic......
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This should be called "The Six Girls You'll Date in College... if you are a liberal arts student" STEM students don't have time for that.
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+WALKINGonaSPIRAL "Except that's all been done and they don't." If that was true, please explain to me why corporations (who's only purpose is that to make as much money as possible) don't only hire women if they can get the same job done for less money?
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If your brain is on the level of "If the sun is hot why are we not all on fire?" I don't think you'd even comprehend the answer. I'm not even sure you realize how stupid of a question that is.
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So what your sayiing is. . . College is all about. . .   Sex Girls Sex Girls Sex Girls Sex Girls Sex Girls More Sex and more Girls. . . . . Riiiigghhtt . . . . Why dont i see that in my college!? XDD hahaha . . .guess im the 7th girl  . . xD the Carefree and Virgin one XD
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I'll take the hoodie, as long as she doesn't really play video games, man those people are lame; and by lame I mean a person unable to walk normally due to injury or illness. 
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+MetaWarlord135 I didn't mean to insult you if you're handicap. Ironically anyone who posts 0/10 is really saying 10/10 or they wouldn't need to post 0/10 in the first place. Oh and 011001100111010101100011011010 11001000 00011110010110111101110101 
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wow, you almost got me with your trolling haha :) actually not, that was very low, I'm sorry
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I am James Dean with Wolverine claws XD funny video
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....dating is not in the BIBLE...we should courtship..this means never really alone w//your gf// til your HONEYMOON !!!.....opps wher that word come from?? honeymoon.....yes GOD MADE LOVE//sex.....for marriage, iknow that sucks but it does work better then onenightstands etc....plus we need smallFARM LOANS..not all this education crapp............................
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Ahh.. I just wasted 3 minutes. Ha ha..
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...joggler66......realjewnews........cancer truth net......................women???
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1:40 I would show that crazy bitch real sexual depravity.
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I'm 19 I have never dated a girl :c in my LIFE  still virgin :p
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+WESKER terminator You don't buy them, you rent their services. If you straight out buy people, they lock you up for human trafficking.
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+Tastentier English is not my native language, (and for me personaly- buy or rent is just verbalism), but yeah you´re right, we rent their services, but I´m sure you understant what I try to tell in my previous comment....
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men have always considered women as sex objects, but women are way smarter than that, they consider men as dickheads.
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I'm a guy and NO GENDER is smarter than the other cuz that's bullshit! I am smarter than all the girls except one who is very smart. Gender has NOTHING to do with brain!
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you know what fuck you how bout that. i relate to this too much and it makes me feel bad XD
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The older ones are better.
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Started dating the church girl because everything but the churchiness was awesome and managed to make her an atheist. And now we're still going strong.
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Hahaha!;) This is great... Yup;) been there all of them, yup indeed. There may be 1 or 2 more types though, however I was/ am still fairly athletic so I could keep up with her;) Oh yeah, there is was the ones with parents with money, and the ones with racist parents, and thus you are the secret boyfriend. Good times (mostly) who am I kidding, probably way more terrible times, but a lot of great sex;)
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I found #6 and the same thing happened to me! The worst part is I didn't even get to date her :( I'm 18 if you are wondering.
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What ever happened to this guy
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very excellent! very well done.
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I've only dated my hand so far
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But then again I've never been to college
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Jokes on you CollegeHumor, I'll never date anyone OR go to college! :(
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Mate, My hoodie is sexy as FUCK!!!
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زني المحارم
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+DrKamal Nasr My hoodie is not a family member ok? I bought it from a shop.. 
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I know a girl who plays me at Mario Kart. She's also super hot! WINNNNING!!!
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Not funny at all, but the girls are pretty hot.
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am i the only one who'd happily fuck their hoodie? 
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I have been for nearly 6 years, you become enslaved by your own sense of loyalty, guilt and empathy and it slowly erodes your soul.
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+Shavenhamster Try having none of those three things, it's done wonders for me.
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Unless you do physics...
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wait what about the girl who is a human being with a personality rather than a misogynist stereotype?
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wow. college humor has a habit of generalizing and stereotyping women again. bravo 
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This vid made me so depressed.
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I'm gunna date 6 girls Pfft!
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is it bad that im the friend. >:3
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Some guys like the friend <3
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what is this real? = isnt it normal to have 4-hour sex - most times i didnt even finished
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6hrs here, man. Only the first hour was fun, anything after that was pure frustration.
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+Saya X Was it a completely natural one?  I'm sorry you had to live through that pain.
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But who in a right mind would like to f* their hoodie?
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In college I hardly dated anyone. I was too busy working a full time job and going to school full time paying my tuition. Bitches got no love for the self starting guys, who bust our asses and are tight with our money.
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Why is the dumb hot one blonde i am blonde and being called hot is sorta a compliment but all of the women is this video is brunette and only the dumb one is blonde
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+Quick Gaming Actually, not very much. For small falls, they all have nearly the same kinematics according to the laws of physics. The joke is that of these three people, only the brunette exists.  Therefore the brunette hits the ground first.
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Women: given the benefit of the doubt since doubt arrived. Us men will lead and keep you gals sane through it all, because I understand it's just so much pressure, and after all: I love ya.
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This is scary accurate...hahaha
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ha-ha. its funny because all women are the same and you can only use them for sex. lol. 
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+Tim Hall Hey great job. That tool can be used for Bob and his war against GooglePLus. I'm copying right now.
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I'm an atheist, but I can still appreciate real beauty. The church girl was so beautiful.
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Come Watch Our Channel. Debates, That Moment Whens, Game videos etc.
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O college humor you're assuming I'll get 6 gf's in college
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too worried bout messin things up and....u messed things up #classic
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Yea, the six girls I dated in college:  rosy palm and her 5 sisters
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You were able to date 6 girls that were all related to each other? That deserves a round of applause (slow clap)
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Is college humour dead?
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Well I tried dateing the athletic in my 3rd year of high school then the next year was the dumb one and the one that goes 2 church and all of them were nit that great
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I think I did college wrong....
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What about the nerdy ones c:
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The one who you lost but holds your heart forever?
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I'll take the one that likes to party, my kind of girl
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Completely Perfect girl, you never mess things up. But btw she's lesbian. True (personal) story.
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I would actually date the one who goes to church. Minus the church part.
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jahangir alam Shared on Google+ · 2 days ago
The Six Girls You'll Date in College: https://youtu.be/HIPJrrQlxzY
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02:20 This chick Who was in Dangmattsmith vids Dang It
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Oh fuck....I'm the one who goes to church.
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I'm a proud African American and this video is sexist.
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EVERYONE we are going to create a movement on youtube! We need to change how our government works cause of inflation every year that goes by we get robbed of our money! And it might even kill us in the end.... SO Listen to Ron Pauls Messages and wake up! SPAM Ron Paul 2015!
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james fletcher Shared on Google+ · 1 day ago
this shit is funny,Lmaooo!!!!!!!!
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oh`````````````it can't be happende in china !!!,at list it isn't a normal situation in my university  life ``````````you konw ```six```
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lost it at "who in their right mind would want to fuck their hoodie"
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i wish i that i will date six girls ;p
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The last one describes exactly what happened to me. Perfect girl and everything. FML
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I thought that was the success meme kid all grown up for? Am I crazy?
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53 million views, WTF?!?
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>six girls >in college >implying
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pat farr Shared on Google+ · 1 day ago
The Six Girls You'll Date in College: http://youtu.be/HIPJrrQlxzY
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I'm definitely the christian girl but I never had sex before, and I don't think i ever will until i'm married. Now before you start commenting about saying that I'm stupid for believing in God. And that I should go eff myself or kill myself. Please just try and respect my religion and if don't believe in him you don't have to, just please respect me and my religion. Also yes I did finish college so i have had a college experience and not have taken drugs, alcohol, or had sex.
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And I'm definitely the male counterpart. The kinky stuff looks fun but I've abstained due to my beliefs. I have fun telling people I'm a virgin. I'm 28 now, so they usually think I'm lying.
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Was saying all of that really necessary? And the reason why people may respond to you in the way that you ask them not to is because you're subjecting yourself to rules that try and restrict what may be your natural tendencies. That's why the church girl is the joke she is in this video- because, as everyone else does, she has a sex drive, but her religion suppresses it and it eventually bursts when she's given the opportunity. I really start to wonder about people's reasons for their beliefs. Is some assumption you believe in worth unnecessary abstinence and blinders that block out fact or reason? What makes your god any different from any of the ones that people have rejected and acknowledged as parts of mythology?
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The first girl at 0:22 has the famous thigh gap, as covered by another CH video.
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Lawrence Allen Shared on Google+ · 2 days ago
Check out this video on YouTube:
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