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MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song)

by TomSka • 18,871,295 views

Wear the t-shirt! http://sharkrobot.com/asdfmovie Download the song! http://bit.ly/mine_turtle1 Animated by Ben 'Wonchop' Smallman (http://youtube.com/wonchopanimation) Music by Todd...

Please tell me that i'm not the only one who finds the mine turtles' "Hello" to be super adorable? Maybe its the innocent derp smile or my love for turtles in general
I'm very offended Tom. My whole family was killed in a car turtle bombing 2 years ago.
I'm a turtle and I find this offensive. 
Am I a mine turtle? And how am I supposed to know if I am? I think I need a doctor...
YOU SHOULD MAKE A SONG ABOUT MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, Mine Turtle.
+Princess/Queen pup steps on a mine turtle oh youve gotta be kiddi- BOOOOOM!!!!
Laughs THEY SAID I COULD NEVER TEACH A LLAMA HOW TO DRIVE
Llama: MEEAAAHHH!!! *drives off a cliff*
☻/☻/ ☻╦╤─ ▂▄▅ /▌ /▌ /▌ ▌ ██▅▃▂       Guess who's back  I███████████████████] ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤    
+Double D I wouldn't call him my imaginary friend.. He is no friend to me, and I'm done with this conversation.
+Awesome AJ .Angel   PS: Imaginary Enemy feels like pretty much a something you need good doctor...
How hard is it not to step on a turtle...
Very hard. Especially when they're FUCKING EVERYWHERE!
SO MANY REFERENCES!!!
Gunter Penguin Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Lol. Love mine turtle
hahaha lol . love mine turtle
Finlay Macdonald Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
If your a fan of ASDF MOVIE the watch this but still even if your not still cool.
Flawless grammar, bro.
despite the grammatical errors you use cappital letter in the beggining in the phrase.. WTF ain't no body got time for dat ??!
Everybody do the flop! Flops onto Mine Turtle and explodes
Omg are mine turtles real?????
Of course they are. NO WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY WERE REAL? WE'D ALL BE F**** DEAD! 😂
*sings this on the stage with the door open not even knowing* MINE TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think instead of the apatosaurus saying "I am a stegosaurus." he should've said "I am an a-pat-osaurus."
Well, really, "stegosaurus" means "roof lizard" so, Oh now I get it, when the apatosaurus says "I am a stegosaurus," he's really forming a roof above someone using his foot, and then steps on him instantly after.
Omg, I forgot this song was even here. So many old memories. :D
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they should have the I like trains kid doing the flop onto a mine turtle
Pretty good video except for those random fags you added between clips of the mine turtle.
I like the 'Pointless Button?' part xD
I like how you reference other asdfmovie shorts!
Mir tuen die "Mine-Turtle" leid, sie schauen ganz freundlich tuen niemanden was zu leide...außer jemand tretet auf den Auslöser und BOOOM!!! eine schreckliche art hops zu gehen für so freundliche Wesen...
why do they remind me off turrets from Portal? 
acctuly im a tortoise! AND IM A STEGOSAURUS
Am I the only one who noticed Eddsworld tom? R.I.P Edd
Guy 1:(picks up phone) Guy 2:This is a robbery Guy 1:(puts phone on mine turtle) Mine turtle:HELO!!!!! Guy 1: OH SH- (Mine turtle explodes)
U r the best vid maker EVER!!♥♥♥♥
[]==[] THROW THE CHEESE! [][][][][][] °°°°°°°
So that's how the dinosaurs became extinct...
This video was posted on June 22 2012. That date has 4 2's. A triangle has 3 sides. Iluminati is a triangle with an eye in it. 4 - 3 = 1 eye. ILLUMINATI C ONFIRMED. But that's not all. We all know 9/11 was a conspiracy and illuminati was involved. Therefore if mine turtle is illuminati he was behind the 9/11 all along.
+Gilbert Beilschmidt I thought you were the stegosaurus Are you dead
Jadyn Himley Shared on Google+ · 6 days ago
MINE TURTLE: Hallo! :D
Mario's worst nightmare...
well, this is good. I like how mine turtle says Mine turtle: hello! aaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! Run Run ru- BOOM!
00:13 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD ^see what i did^
i have the urge to tape a big red button on a turtle's back. then i will kick it into my brother's room and hope it explodes...
Every time the mine turtle explodes I think he regenerates.
Do you know what happens when u step on a non-mine turtle?
You kill a soul of an innocent turtle
mine turtle has a adorable voice! <3
Helloooooo!  (in mine turtle voice )
mine turtle's hello is basicly my new chatfrase and the muffin part n asdf movie 8
it'd suck if you were in the world of mine turtleness
LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!!! Wait.... No he doesn't XD
I have no idea why, but I always assumed it was called 'mein turtle'
+Donna Tigchelaar I know it was Dutch. I just said that i'm not German so she would know and not mistake me for a German person.
Lisandra Goddess Shared on Google+ · 2 days ago
Hello! BOOOOOOOOOOMMM
i think their adorable to bro when they say hello 
Look out he's got a nose oh wait no he doesn't
I like turdles HELLO oh go-BOOM!
The most stupid song of all time
TomSka got really fat XD
That's because he was starving himself, but now he's not.
+Mecha Noob The reason he has gotten bigger is because he got diagnosed with depression & he said so himself ' food & beer help ' he has been thin-fat throughout his entire life
1:00 WTF IS THAT UGLY THING?!
Listen to the song, it will tell you what it is.
Mine Turtle is so cute :3 :D
asdfmovie references in this song: Mine Turtle Driving llama Pie flavoured pie Skater kid (Watch out) Gun-toting potato I like trains Desmond the moon bear Throw the cheese Stegosaurus Drunk science He's go a nose There's no dog here Do an internet Pointless button Roll down the stairs Worked in a muffin factory Telephone Vomiting rainbow Total: 18 (I don't really sure)
1:18 why is Wonchop in a pen? 0.0
Wolfe 123 Shared on Google+ · 8 hours ago
this is awesome!
HHHHHHeeeeellllloooooo
Pepe is Bob Marley Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
3 844 pepole stepped on Mine Turtle
Lucky Chloe Shared on Google+ · 5 days ago
Aww he's so cute!
Skylor Great Shared on Google+ · 4 weeks ago
מור ונה Shared on Google+ · 2 days ago
Cru3ldormant Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
+Static Infinity if a mine turtle were to be stepped on by a pony from mlp it would've been more hilarious wouldnt it XD
MINE TURTLE!  LOVE THIS SONG
Mineturtles. And thats why dinosaurs die
2 WORDS.... stupid as fuck and not funny. wrap your minds around that
titus mcwilliams Shared on Google+ · 3 days ago
Mine Twertles are awesome. Look out he's got a nose!
I bought that I'm doing an internet t shirt and my school took it away
+WALL - E you just don't post your problems on the internet, besides, who would read this?
THROW THE CHEEESEEEEE!!!!
unique joseph Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Like if your not logged on.
Elaine He Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Banana Waffle! Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
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I dontthink you did it right lol
+Joel Suarez Ya it came out wrong some lines are missing :P
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