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Billy Crystal's Opening Monologue: 1993 Oscars

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Billy Crystal's Oscars opening monologue at the 65th Academy Awards® in 1993.

man he is good. thats why he's done it like 9 times
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+alexxxandder  9 times?  Wow, I didn't know that.  He was fantasticthe 1st time, he was sick as a dog, none of the others were any good.
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that gay bloke hosting it this year is B-Grade compared to Billy Crystal
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+slowodanx  he was indeed, he was an E-grade host....
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Billy Crystal, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson.  They all look younger here than they do now.
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Jodie Foster smoking hot my god!!!!!
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oral agreement.   aural.  hahahahahaha
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I guess humour is subjective, but man this is a weak monologue. Comedy actors just can't do stand-up.
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+L6915 He was a stand up comic before he was a comedy actor, in fact his stand up act got him on the roast where he impersonated Muhammad Ali which basically kicked his career in gear to bring him to where he is now
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Jack Nicholson, the coolest man in the room ...
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that parking key joke never gets old! lol
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 was that jack palance wow???
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Gbfnybebcrv f🐱🐃.....,😂👕👖👗👘🎩
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omggg jodie foster her hair and face so gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Damn Jaye Davidson was NOT amused...
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Jodie Foster is a beautiful woman.
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Was Frances Fisher Clint´s wife back then?
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very transphobic, anyone who upvoted this should be utterly ashamed...I have personally handled both therapy and genital recommitment (as it is known in the business) and can assure you the worst nightmare of any tranny is the reaction of shock, horror, and even vomiting when "the goods" are first viewed...please just grow up you bigots
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Sharon and Jodie looked real hot.
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Jodie foster looks annoyed
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Billy is awesome and Jack Nicholson is a LEGEND as always
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Jesus al pacino is..young.
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it was 1990, they should have made the guy pulling and being whipped black, they could have got away with it in those non-politically correct days.  btw, is the guy pulling the dude that jack nickelsons joker killed in tim burtons first batman movie?  billy crystal sucks to!
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I don't what universe you're from but even back in the '90s that would have been in horrible bad taste.
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she's engaged Dimitri...
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Did Jack said "bitch" ? :-)
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Gotta love Billy Crystal
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Jodie was not happy. Must have had some bad "Sushi".
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6:27 Mary Mcdonnell in the background.
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BOB HOPE!!!! <3333 xoxo I saw Bob Hope, Aw :D :) xoxo Aww. Jack Palance, heehee cute.
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LOL @ the Disney On Ice reference!
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the best host ever , Love u Billy 
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I always come here to listen to the Screech :)
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Jack Palance.... and his 1 hand push up
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I can't believe this was 20 years ago x.x
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Either can I I can't believe it.  Time is a going fast.!!:)
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jodie foster's hair was amazeballs....and al pacino looked yummy...lol....
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Lol, you have good taste in men
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0:18 I can see the three stagehands on the side of the "Oscar" :)
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Oscar goes to Billy Crystal...
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this 1:25 sound remind me of the spider in minecraft
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"white men can jump" absolutely brilliant
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that was hulk behind the statue
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The Women In Film joke is not really accurate. An AMPAS spokesman said it referred to not just actresses but female crewmembers as well.
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5:22 Bob Hope has no fucking idea where he is or what's going on.
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Can anyone tell me what's the music he used for Scent of a Woman on the medley?
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Overall, I liked it. MacFarlane isn't my cup of tea and I was dubious of him coming in, but he brought a worthwhile edge to the show, almost as if Warren Beatty's character in "Bulworth" had been hosting. The Lincoln joke pushed the envelope, but as you indicated, it wasn't actually funny, and I found the "boobs" song uncomfortable and crass while he was singing it, even though I'm a guy. But overall, MacFarlane took some chances and most of them paid off in my opinion.
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Billy, I love you! Please, please, PLEASE be sure to do the medley this year, that's the best part, even if it meant you gotta do 9.
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watch?v=h2e0Z7sm8eQ bought me here
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Just look at Billy Chrystal today. He has aged. How Clint Eastwood has aged, he has aged in a good way.
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Billy is a comedy genius. 'nough said.
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I'm so glad he's hosting the 2012 Acadamy Awards!!
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EVERYONE! Billy will do the medley this year
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So smooth and well-rehearsed and remembered.
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I miss those old school monologues...
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Seinfeld fans may of course recall that infamous parking lot incident with Tom Arnold.
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In 1992 he directed, co-wrote and co-starred a movie called "Mr. Saturday Night", which only got nominated for one (1) Oscar: Best supporting actor for David Paymer.
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Jack Palance pulling that Oscar chariot made me LOL, especially when he started using HIS TEETH to pull it in.
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holy mother of GOD how many times did this guy host ????? sooooo many!
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BIlly is such an entertaining Oscar host. The BEST there is! Everyone else bow down to the reincarnation of Bob Hope.
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"Those Eyes, those thighs, surprise!" Adapt summary of the Crying Game.
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you are soooooo right, he is my favourite host and a good actor too
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I cant believe this was when i was born :O
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Make James Franco watch this. This is how it's done! :)
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Marisa Tomei looks scrumptuous.
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He should do the medley again for the 2012 Oscars!!! He is so terrific and very hilarious! Billy is a great Oscar host!!!
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I'm so glad Billy is back! He's awesome :D
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first comment, first like. it's all a first for me
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The horse head from The Godfather was BRILLIANT!
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for the medley, he always does the same thing...
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"The Great Tom Arnold-Julia Louis-Dreyfus Showdown" brought me here.
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It's hard to believe how much things have changed in the last 20 years. Those years were so much better. Billy is such a great host. But I look forward to next year. I am sure that Seth MacFarlane will do a great job!
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"Those eyes, those thighs, SURPRISE!!!! It's the Crying Game" Just Epic...
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please put up the 2000 oscars opening
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