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George Carlin - Things You Never See

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George Carlin talks about things you never see. http://chrysanthemumsandkitties.blogspot.com/ http://chrysanthemumsandkitties.blogspot.com/ http://chrysanthemumsandkitties.blogspot.com/

You never see an old man eating a Twix.
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+Lee MillsRaggio Watch Game of Thrones. laugh
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+BggProductions You never see a black person when the movie starts.
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You never see gay men on television that don't have somemtouch of femininity. You never hear people telling their racist, homophobic, sexist ideals to the world when they're NOT hiding behind some sort of screen.
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+WatchTheWorldBURN clearly you've never been to a teaparty rally
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+game zhark And for that, I am somewhat proud...
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-----------------------------------------It's time to see and accept the truth the evidence supports. Check out Truthcontest § com.
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You never see a bear high on meth taking a shit on a Chinese hooker's face while eating a bowl of freshly severed goat penises covered in paprika and hot sauce.
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+JustMyOpinion Dude I see that like literally every day...
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As soon as I stick this hot poker in my ass im going to chop my dick off.  4chan pls.
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+LarlemMagic 4Chan started in 2003. This guy was doing this act at least 5 years before that.
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Amazing comedian I love him =)
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Here is something you'll never hear- "I've been on the internet for 8 hours and I just can't seem to find any porn."
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Were you searching on Bing?
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Im not in saudi lol
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" I'm pregnant, you are the father and I'm gonna kill all three of us... dat face " ksksksksksksksksksksksksks
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here's something you never hear: Two people engaged in a youtube comment war realized how pointless the debate was and went out and did something productive with their lives. 
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You'll never see a guy from India driving a 1940s Pontiac
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+Poosy Destroyer That's because they raise sheep. If you want to see it with cows, come down to Texas.
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The complete insanity of multi CULT uralism: African countries for Africans, Asian countries for Asians, white countries for everybody! It is ONLY white countries that are: -flooded with third world immigration & government FORCED / SUBSIDIZED "integration" (aka so called "diversity") -bombarded by their own media (movies, sitcoms, advertising) to non-stop images and propaganda that glamorize intermarriage and interracial children White people who object are instantly condemned as "racist" and imprisoned for "hate speech" in many European countries It's a gradual and insidious GENOCIDE of white countries via social engineering This supposedly wonderful "diversity" is a scam - in reality, just a code word for white GENOCIDE
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And what are YOU going to do about it?
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+john smith native american countries are for white people
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Dat Face at 2:47 that should be a meme.
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It shall be called the "calm down, have some dip" face
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You never see an albino black man who was too drunk at his nephew's barmitsfah that he ended up fucking a dead animal
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You never see a man sucking himself.
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+Dulks Venee Actually.... heh. I have a pic of a teenage boy doing that. From one of those email jokes that used to go around 10+ yrs ago back when people used to maniacally forward emails. This was during the Mastercard "Priceless" campaign days and everyone did jokes and satire of that. Someone sent out some pics of people who were snapped with a camera when they were very drunk or otherwise occupied, like this boy, and doing something naughty or in some state of undress. They used Photoshop to add in text to make it look like the words from one of those Mastercard commercials. Anyway, yeah, this boy was bent over .. umm, eating himself. I didn't think it was possible either! You don't want to see it. Trust me. =(
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+Anjalena I'm glad that I never have ^^'
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I have seen a poop mid run. CKY did it. It's on YouTube... or it was.
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Just like victor gta5
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0:31 "You never see a someone taking a shit while running at full speed." I believe I've seen that on a Jackass or CKY video.
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How do you think, Jackass get that idea uh?
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you never see an honest politian 
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Carlin was the real deal.
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You never see a Jamaican acting like an Indian
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Stop stealing Russell Peter's act! haha
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I have seen a wheelchair with a roll bar
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"You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed" False, Google "Bajsmannen Göteborg", I dare you
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I saw someone taking a shit running at full speed....he didn't make into the house
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George Carlin the last honest man. If the world lasts long enough he'll be seen as a visionary warning of the doom that's coming, and wherever he is he'll be laughing at the rest of us. Thanks George for helping me to become a spectator.
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i saw a guy running jump off a dock and shit before he hit the water on tosh.o very funny
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"dad, you really oughta drink more" lmfao!
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If you seek the truth google truth contest the Present for a very interesting read. It fills you in on what life really is no matter where you are at in life. it explains how to connect with the inspiring intelligence in the universe that most great musicians, inventors, performers, actors, and comdians get their stage presence from.
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"As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!" One of George's best lines!
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I lost it at," you never see a tall fat chinese man with red hair"
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300 people saw these things. 
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Obama telling the truth is something you will NEVER see.
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Well when he killed bin laden he told the world he killed bin laden
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You never see a girl Shoving cottage cheese in her pussy while reading the New York Times
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"Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone." - LOL
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Uhh excuse me George I may not have said the whole red hot poker thing but I did it before this show.
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I just loved George so much, quite an alarmist on the things that can sent people into spins!!! We Lost another great with the loss of Robin Williams! Such intent performers!
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1:25 OH MY GOD THAT FACE I'M DYING
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You never see a fat guy in a thong playing a piano that's attached to a chopper speeding down the road.
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What an old, unfunny hack.
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+Alejandro Hernandez Mexicans are the worst when it comes to maymays 
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+Matt Schultz........wait, was that supposed to be funny?
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CKY brought me here lol
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Do you have original CKY copies? Or did you watch it on the internet?
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Watch CKY3.You'll see a someone taking a shit while running at full speed.
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You never see an old age home full people over 90 years old listening ACDC & Heavy Metal songs all day.
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I ve see someone taking a shit while running at full speed
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You'll never see a fat ape marching down to a beach in a speedo carrying a pumpkin between his asscheeks going up to old men asking for a blowjob while they put relish on it's nipples
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The man was a genius.RIP.
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1:25 I guess this was before the internet.
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2:48 best face ever! It's the holy crap face!
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dad ....you really ought to drink more...
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this shit is terrible comedy. Sounds like something shane dawson would make up
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I'm laughing so hard I almost spat tea over my keyboard. XD
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You Never See someone taken a Shit while running at full speed - next sceen Raab Himself
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He was and still is a legend XD
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And then there's my family where saying some of those things is totally acceptable especially the bit about taking a dump..
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Yup, I found more....
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You Rock Dude ............You're a sick fuck like me  . Thanks Large ! Bubba
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Anyone hear an "Ow!" around 1:23?
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This will help you to see everything there is to see: go to TruthContest○com and read ~~The Present~~
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I saw Chris Raab take a shit while running at full speed.
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@dgames That's because he died about 6 years ago...
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A preacher with his hands IN HIS OWN POCKETS.
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Same with lawyers, but the lawyer is just reaching for your wallet.
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Chris Beltran Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
Check out this video on YouTube:
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"You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed."    He's obviously never been to Tomorrowland Dreamville.
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Or someone who has a colostomy bag running a marathon. That person sure can take a shit while running.
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Raab himself took a shit while running at full speed. Check CKY.
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An asshole with an ugly woman ?
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You never see an old man eating a twix.
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I always love how even after all the years he had been doing this, his act never got stale, he never ran out of things to say. And every new thing he mentioned about people made me realize just how weird we are as a species haha. He is greatly missed.
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You never see an old man eating a twix
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As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I am going to chop my dick off :P
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" Dad, I think you ought to drink more." I think I've actually said that to my dad. lol
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you never see a lexus thats 22 years old with a CB radio... oh wait
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Catherine Haessig Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
WAKE UP AMERICA !!!!! 
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This one is perfect to me, I am blind!!!!!
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Lamar George Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
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NOT his most amusing moments. Like taking a shitfest. George, you could have left us out of this one.... And I LIKE George a lot. Butt, this one leaves me cold turded.
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Ivan Dokic Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
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Bo is too much like this guy. Oh wowzer
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* Explicit / NSFW. PG-13 at least.
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"Calm down. ... .. Have some dip."   :)
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MOST OF MANKIND HAS NOT SEEN THE TRUTH google "truthcontest" and click on THE PRESENT if you want to be one of the lucky few who have seen it.
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During one summer break I've learned more than I've ever done in school. I'm starting 11th grade in 3 days, and I'm generally considered a "smart kid". Which is quite sad.
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You're not gonna win with him, he's just stupid to understand what white people go through in this time period.
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po jason será qeu vc poderia colocar uma legenda em portugues para a galera brazuca?? ficariamos muuuito gratos.
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Holy shit, thats some really fucking stupid nonsence you got there. You should get a degree in creative writing bro.
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im crap at gramma and yes i would hire some 1 with bad gramma and a green mow hawk and percings and tattos all over and gay and a transgender cos i dont give a fuck who or what you are if u can proove to me u can do the work then well done your hired people need to get this judging bullshit out of their heads and society just cos some 1 wears leather jackets and rides harleys on the weekend dose NOT make they a hell's ange's member get my point? like people for who they are dont judge
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Well, it's just something we have to deal with for now. In time, things will change, like they always have.
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i have seen all of thease things. 4 chan what whuld i not do with out you
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White countries are being blended out of existence by a flood of 3rd world immigration & government FORCED integration No white neighborhoods, schools, cities - everything "white" is viewed as suspicious Catchy slogans like "diversity" & "multiculturalism" in reality mean "there must be FEWER whites" Non-white countries are NEVER targeted by these trojan horses; ONLY white countries are Instead of bombs & bullets, it's a clever, insidious genocide of white people thru social engineering
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hes my hero ++= who said you had to be a Role model to be successful
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