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Jurassic Park Trespasser Gameplay and Commentary

by penguinz0 • 988,474 views

This is the greatest dinosaur hunting of All Time

Ha I got this game for my birthday as a kid when it came out, still have it too. Its a shame it didnt turn out well, the physics and how the arm worked was on its way to a much more realistic platform for shooting games. Instead of having just the gun model shoved in your screen
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I agree, but it just doesnt work so...
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Surgeon Simulator 1997.
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Was the boob tattoo supposed to be the health bar?
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Why would it even... No, I guess I kinda... yeah, whatever...
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Did anyone else notice the tattoo was just a sketch at first, but when he got knocked down, it became a full one?
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When the game came out in 1998 one german magazine commented this with "Je roter, desto toter", roughly "The redder, the deader"
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HEgeHEYH GO TO tRutHcOnTestcOm< rEAd The PreSEnt`5
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Look down. See tits. INNOVATION!
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i dont mind a tomb raider FPS with that innovation included lmfao
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the best kind of innovation, i must add.
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This game scared the shit out of me as a kid.
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MLB? more like MLG [Muffled Airhorns in the distance]
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how do you get this i also literally almost died laughing
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I wish my health bar worked like that! Ladies, please form an orderly line, I must see titties to check my health. And you know what? Every time I see titties I feel better!
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Epic deadly duel of titan again the Velociraptor.
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5:25 Wait a second: Did this game actually have bump-mapping? Goodness, it really WAS ahead of its time
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"Gargantuan meat cleaver hands" is the reason i subscribed.
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Fun fact: melee weapons do no damage in this game because when the player holstered them, they would collide with the player model and drain their health.
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I have small hands but I'm pretty sure they're still twice the diameter of my wirst, although towards my elbow they're slightly wider then my hands. Basically I'm either normal or an abomination apparently.
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Did anyone notice that the heart tattoo on the breast is actually the health bar? When he died, it turned full red.
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+Enzo _ The tattoo should have been on her wrist or something, that would have been cool and a good idea :)
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+yocleo3007 That would be way better 
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"E.T phone home WHAT THE FUCK" LOL
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How does this have no comments
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"Like minecraft with guns" -IGN 2014
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Jojo arm pose simulator
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Anyone else want more shooters where we can not only see our feet, but when we look down we see tits?
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7:01 looks like my germanshepard trying take the stick :D
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u sound like the actor who plays dexter on dexter but more dry
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Where can i download it?? please reply i really wanna play this! :D
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google "Jurassic Park Trespasser download". theisozone>scroll down>download>opens cloud something>download
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Be sure to use ATX mod for better rendering and high-resolution display.
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Back these days this game had to be impressive. A primitive physics. Open world. The graphic suck, but each game form this eriod looks similar, or even worse.
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His voice is kind of hypnotic :\
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The heart on her boobs got filled in what
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is that a trick question?
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Aww the first critical I ever watched. It was just sitting in the front page of YouTube alluring me with mystery, so glad I found this guy two years ago
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Shes got hands like the mighty Truckasaurus Rex!
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Nice Titties, The terrain may look like shit. The objects may look like shit, The texture may look like shit.. But these tits look marveles. xD
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"Oh fuck no. "Stop. "The madness." Funniest part for me.
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This was the first video i ever saw with cr1tical, i almost laughted my ass of
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This was the first i ever saw of this guy, he is awesome
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Welcome to the most godly entity in the world.
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The tattoo on the left boob coloured itself when you died lool :D
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It's your health indicator; it colors when you take damage
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If I had made the game, the controls would be a lot easier to comprehend. Toggle pickup/ drop with right mouse. Shoot with left mouse. Move arm with mouse pad/ mouse. Turn left and right with a&d, respectively. Strafe left and right by holding SHIFT and pressing a&d, respectively. Free look by pressing ALT, like in ARMA. Thumbs up if this control scheme makes more sense, thumbs down if not, I can take criticism.
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But those titties look marvelous
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Where can I get this game?
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Anyone else want more shooters where we can not only see our feet, but when we look down we see tits?
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Turok ain't got shit on this shit.
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Damn I used to play this a while back
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Well least i know who's octodads ex wife.
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this game has dinosaurs, titties and sperm covered trees...what more can a gamer want?! 
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I haven't noticed that music or voices in this game until today
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"un-sportsman like behavior... you piece of shit... he just walked over the baseball bat and i think it killed him" you got me i have asthma jesus christ
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As soon as he looked down I was waiting for "Nice titties"
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why is it not as simple as download and play? 
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+Skullreaper7  Search for torrents. Trespasser CDs might no longer exist at this time.
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More Trespasser, please? I'd like to see you take on the Tyrannosaurs. :3
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hahaha i was not expecting the turok reference
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The heart tattoo on her boobs fills in with color as she takes damage, so to find out how much health you have, you gotta examine the titties.
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This was the first game using ragdoll physics, just a fun fact.. if anybody.. cares.. Anyway awesome vid :D
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+irbster Ernest Evans for the Genesis.
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gameplay footage of Far cry 4 for the Wii U
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Where do you find these freaking games man?
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thats what i always wonder
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Cr1TiKaL is the best
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I thought a bird had a field day crapping on the tree.
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+Thezombieslayer175 I was just referring to the state of affairs in the English language, and how this is ruining everything, but if you want to play it as if I were supporting censorship, then I will say this. YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING BITCH WHORE, I CAN ALSO SAY WHATEVER I WANT YOU FAGGOT!
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I can't believe that Dinosaur died after walking over your baseball bat :D
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"Her hands were designed to play hungry hungry hippos and nothing else" omg hahahhaha
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Because game developers have not evolved like this one has
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Are you kidding with me? That game was the shit for its time!
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I wonder how much porn Cr1TiKaL watches
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This was the hardest and most confusing game of my childhood. I remember me and my friends spending an entire night TRYING to play this game, and we never figured it out. But the boobs were nice. The health bar we figured out pretty quickly.
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My first Cr1tikal video was the QWOP one :) so funny.
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This game actually has quite a tragic development history.
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Yes, because you need high definition for a pixellated polygon game.
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i don't want to work i just want to bang on the drum all day
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No just the top comment and the 49 people who thumbed it up.
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"this weapon feels like half empty"
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It'd be great to see Cr1tikal do a long play of Trespasser. Mainly because he's one of the few people who somehow managed to get it to run smoothly.
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everything is shit exept the tits lol
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How do you say this with a straight face I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
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Cr1tikal needs to play Crash Bandicoot.
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A phenomenon, an anomaly, a phenomally.
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man this game is awesome we have to look at her boobs to know how much health left...instead of the stupid breathing and heart beat sounds in cod...i will try to convince my gf to make a tattoo like her xD
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Jurassic Park 4: The Adventures of Bigboobs McNoodlearm and the Mentally Handicapped Velociraptor Coming to a theater near you
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Its not a piece of crap ;-; its a vision gone wrong.
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There is only one way to defeat a colasol creature like this, u must shove a bat up his anus. Lol
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you sounds like barney rubble from the flintstones
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you know a game is excellent when a dinosaur can get killed by stepping on a perfectly still baseball bat
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