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Clerks - Berserker

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Clerks berserker

that's beautiful, man :3
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That's fucked up man. What'd he say?  I don't know, but this guy's a fuckin character.
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haha jay sells him well.
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She's right, Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans doesn't sound metal.
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Got any balls down there? Biggest pair you've ever seen dingleberry!
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Todd Hensley Shared on Google+ · 10 months ago
"...Olaf, berzerker..." ~ jay
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This is so stupid!!!!
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That's beautiful, man.
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making fuck lol best quote 
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Do You Even Making Fuck, Bro?
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My teenaged son watched Clerks for the 1st time last night and he can't stop singing the version that Olaf is singing to Snowball....cracks me up
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We all have the same needs and wants in life. Somebody to confide in, somebody to come home to and enjoy a meal with and somebody that tells your their love for you is like a truck.
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Did he just say making fuck?
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in soviet russia FUCK makes you   :P
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I kept thinking one of the lines was, "I want make love to you berserker"
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i thought he said scumbag butwhatdo i know i am only russian and dont speak english good as you do
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What the hell did he mean when he said skrulnik or whatever
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+jedi dante he probably said scolnik (schoolboy) or scrolnik (Raskolnikov from Dostoevsky book)
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Better than lil wayne
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Did he say "making fuck"?
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I've got 'Fuck You Yankee Blue Jeans' or something. Still waiting for their next one.
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lol I don't care if she's my cousin or not, i'm gonna knock those fucking boots again tonight
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That's beautiful, man.
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Did no-one tell Jason Mewes that he can't fucking act? He's more wooden than a cuckoo clock.  Thank Christ even hipsters have tired of this sloppily-made bullshit film now.  All Smith does these days is eat like a family of four and preside as King Has-Been The 26(Stone)th over the dickwipes who pretend to work in a will-mysteriously-close-down-as-soon-as-the-show-ends comic book store.  What's that unwatchable thing called? Oh yes, Obviously Scripted Completely Fake Nerd Dollar Cash-In.  Yay, Kevin.  His Superman script must have fucking SUCKED if they went with Superman Returns instead.  And what a classic for the ages Returns ended up being, eh?
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That's beautiful man.
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Adrianrulz Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
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That was beautiful man lmao
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olaf: "would u like to make fuck?" discoduckbowler: "this is a disgrace to norse mythol..." olaf: "BERSERKERR!!"
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Olaf, metal ...that's his fuckin' metal face.
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I can't get enough of this post.
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@ISmellLikeASexyGuy Clerks might not have had the best acting, but it was a fucking amazing movie! haha
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I was watching the Berserk blooper reel and the Voice actor for Guts started singing this and I lol'd
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olaf the berserker league of legends much?
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@TheRingo721 You make a lot of sense. Underhyped seems not to have relaised I was just goading him there, as under the sunny skin there usually lurks the 'ugly American'. He proved that to me. I love America. My girlfriend of 15 years was from Penn State. It's your right wing leaders I can't stand. Nuff said forever.
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my love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER!!!!
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What'd he say? I don't know, but this guy's a character
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this movie had cute girls in it
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Moy Lahv Faw Yoo Ees Tee-king Clawhk BAIL *ZAIL* KAIL
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@ProjectFlashlight612 I never said Smith was GOD, I never even watched Chasing Amy or Dogma, I appreciate reading your shitty opinion though, thanks Asshole.
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I sang this to a woman I wanted to make fuck with once. It didn't work.
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@LongviewGD182 Did you actually watch the video? Listen to what Jay says about Olof's ability to speak english. What I did in that comment is called making a reference to the video.
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Don't show me any fucking ads...then you'll be doing better.
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Few people will get this reference. Mt. Lebanon High School Drumline
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my love for you is ticking clock Berserker would you like to suck my cock Berserker Snowball: Thats Beautiful man
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Pat from Two Best Friends Play sent me here.
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And from this movie came the greatest stoner duo to ever grace miramax or any movie studio.
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@ISmellLikeASexyGuy what acting do you need for this
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this is one of those out of time obscure reference points people just wont get unless they've been there .. i like it!
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@ISmellLikeASexyGuy ...Oh, my, no. This is bad, but man...I have seen worse.
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That was a beautifully sarcastic line. Some in the comment section are proving that point.
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damn it how did Gears get me here
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"My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER." XD
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This is a LMAO movie. George Vreeland Hill
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@Brendo2345 Violent Mood Swings - by Stabbing Westward
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Is he really Russian or did they lie to this bitch?
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did you remember to emphasize the "My love for you is ticking clock" part? cuz it worked for me..but she was pretty wasted sot that mighta helped.
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"He doesn't speak it good like we do." Am I the only one that finds that line hilarious?
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you are kidding right? the difference in release dates is 14 years.
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Feel like makin' fuck! Feel like maaaakiiiiin fuck on you!
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Olaf!!! Metal!!! Cmon man!!!! Bahahahahhaa!!! My friend has an awesome pic of him w his pitbull Roc and a Clerks shirt on, had to find this <3 I miss the days people just got stoned and watched this!!!
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Dude this movie came out in like '92 probably before you were born, and definately before league of legends, but incidently back when it was still cool to say "much?" after things.
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I just just checked the dictionary and I can confirm his use of "pretentious" is not off. making claim to distinction or importance, esp undeservedly
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Snoochie Boochies!♥ I love the Jay and Silent Bob movies♥!!!!
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that's the only funny part of the movie...
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nope, he a fucking ball licker, chick with a so called dick
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na he speaks some english but he dont speak it good like we do Hahahaha I just saw the irony in that.
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@ProjectFlashlight612 Keep being like your country, a failure that can't do anything worth bragging about.
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worst acting in the history of cinema
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I wonder if this inspired Ramstien's "Pussy".
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Would you like some making fuck, berserker!
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