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People have been getting their heads cut off for several thousand years, get over it you fannies.
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I'm giving this a Like, just to fight back against the Conservatives and the PC fun police.
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No where near his funniest or most brilliant, different strokes for different folks I suppose.
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He is fucking hilarious
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Although it may not be the 'funniest joke ever' it certainly is funny :)
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How can there be so many dislikes? Is the world full of cunts all of a sudden?
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Because of the title of the video.
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The more I see of Frankie Boyle the less funny he seems
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Come on guys, he made the joke at least 3 years before ISIS existed give him a break
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+GiantSandles Fair point of course they weren't but the people objecting to it seem to have only started because of IS recently which isn't something he could possibly know about here
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how does this have so many dislikes
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Because it isn't that funny. Even for Franky Boyle. He has so much funnier material.
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For his 'funniest joke ever' I was expecting something really clever. I didn't even smile at this.
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You come for the man named Frankie that's what you get....don't like it go watch Michael fukin MacIntyre then!
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This isn't that great. He has way better jokes. It was decent. This just seems like a little something he made up to fill the gap between bigger jokes.
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What an unfunny tit
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gawd you people need to stop being whiny cunts
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Kill yourself if you think this is his funniests joke ever. Stupid retard
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What is Frankie's funniest joke ever then?
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The joke, for those in the comment section who honestly don't get it, is that the hostage is joking like he's getting a haircut. Shocking, I know. I admit I chuckled at this. 
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His accent makes it so hard to understand
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+AlchemistOfNirnroot Well this was  a long time ago. I now speak english better and I can easily understand him.
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+Henrique Fredes Oh that's good - best part about learning English is that great television becomes accessible : P 
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yep, and thats his funniest joke.  Actually I think i remember him saying another slightly humerous (although thats stretching it) thing about a plane or something about a year or so ago.......think thats about it
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hahaha just fantastic.... for the people moaning, why don't you watch something else? Or maybe you're just racist? If you're racist why do you watch a scotish comedian in the first case? Totaly blows my mind. If its for the content, why waste youìre time listening to Frankie? Listen to des o'connor or someone else. What a bunch of masochists
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Mmmmm! How terrible that was!
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I must've missed the joke 'cause I understand English.
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Not funny at all.
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Death is a joke, thank you goodnight
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err where was the joke, did I miss something?
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Yes, the joke. Never mind.
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i will definitely say this if im about to have my head cut off hahahaha 
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He is a very very funny guy but goes over the top every time
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If that is his funniest joke ever... I really don't want to hear the rest of his jokes.
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No, no, he is quite correct, G-d does exist. They make hair straighteners I believe. No idea why he had to change the "h" to a "-" though, nor what jesus has to do with it - maybe because he likely had long hair?
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I like how if someone doesn't know geography you automatically jump to the assumption they fuck kids. Ahh the internet :')
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i dont even understand what he sais
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Wait a second,.....that's not Frankie's best gag, YOU FUCKING TIME WASTER !
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Best not go around admitting shit like that...
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I think if someone was to do that to Rihanna,she would then write a song and do a video! S&M sound familiar?
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Would anyone else like to see hostages in videos being a bit cheekier. Some guy who's about to get his head chopped off with a sword, turning around and going, "short back and sides please big man." It is not his best.
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...that was mildy amusing. It was most certainly not his funniest joke ever.
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Frankie Boyle Is The Best..... !! Great Comedian :)
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In the case of english, it is pretty simple. But some languages have dialects that are so far from the original language that it´s almost impossible to understand them. Where do you draw the line between a dialect and a language?
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Nice 8 year old humor. I was explaining the joke to you since you are obviously a retarded piece of shit.
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I like some of Stewart Lee's material - mallards come to mind - but he tends towards repetitive self-indulgence at the expense of actual comedy - "pear cider made with 100% pears", for example, which was just an excuse to have a subtle dig at Mark Watson for selling out and doing a pear cider advert. Frankie Boyle, on the other hand, often makes me laugh. Which is the job of a comedian, after all.
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This isn't even in his top 100. That is why there's the high amount of dislikes, not because it's offensive.
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It's a joke you idiot so don't take it seriously, you're only making yourself look like a prick. And before you go off on me, it's the truth and if you can't handle it, piss off and don't watch videos on who is probably the most offensive comedian about.
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No matter how hard you try you can never escape being British, Scotland will always be a part of Great Britain even if it is an independent country. Great Britain is the island, the United Kingdom is the name of all 4 countries and the other islands.
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Nah - the princess Diana one! watch?v=WkJqbO0zHss
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The title of this video, is the joke.
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aye eh widd layk tessie hoss tedges dae thett!
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HAHA, that rare moment when you agree with a YT comment! You know.. I've never seen any reaction from Hammond on that joke. Was he mad, or did he lol?
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Nonce's meaning has changed over the years. It's generally akin to "idiot" in most places now.
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Im a girl? Good one!! I had a bad day, doesn't make you any less of an asshole though.
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"Short back an sides please, big man" Why is that so hard to understand? I'm not Scottish either.
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Good joke. Not sure it beats the infamous dinner party gag though..
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Don't leave... your the closest thing we have to an empire :'(
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Why am I an asshole? I didn't know you were Swedish, sorry geez.
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I like family guy but they joke about 9/11 all the time and poked fun at Lockerbie. Frankies joke was tame compared to that, or how about Peter joining a terrorist group and blowing up a bridge?
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b'awww, the wittle babbie doesn't wike da comedy, so nobody is awoud to wike it, ovewise u a bad pewson! This is big people comedy, mate, if you don't like it, don't click the video.
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shut up you boring bastard. Also its generation, you boring clueless twat.
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Not sure what part of your comment is more fucking stupid, "Northern Brittan" or the bit about people down south.
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wrong, scotland is in the united kingdom... for about another 20minutes
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Might have been funny if I could understand him. He shouldn't do a tour in the states, no one will be able to understand him.
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Just a horrible guy. simple as that
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love the unjustified usage of the word nonce, truly brilliant
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not understanding an accent is one thing but you took a pretty big leap from that to not understanding a different language. though neither is hearing impaired.
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Fucking excuse me for not getting past the thick accent the first time I watched this. That doesn't make me retarded, you twat. It still sounds like gibberish, but now that I know what he actually said, it's not even funny.
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Not as hilarious as your lies and filming mens bottoms !!
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short back and sides? thats how i get my hair cut!
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your icon is a perfect reaction for this comment
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It's not a dialect, it's an accent, so compairing not understanding a scottish accent to not understanding German is rediculous.
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turns out the joke was shite and people just couldn't hear what he was saying.
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I have no idea what he just said.
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