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LOUIS C.K. - FAGGOT - CHEWED UP

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As an aside, I think it would be Penii, if you were going to make up a fake plural for penises. The plural for words that end in "us" is "ii", hence octopus, octopii. Penis obviously pluralizes to Penises, but the way it's pronounced, you could easily go from Penus to Penii. I mean, funny as all hell, I'm just saying.
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Shut up faggot you're not even right. FAGGOOOOOT
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people from phoenix are venetians 
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+Davey Boi People from Phoenix are Phoenicians.
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Hurtful and horrible.
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Louis C.K. Quotes Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
Faggot didn’t mean gay when I was a kid, you called somebody a faggot because they were being a faggot. [...] I would never call a gay guy a faggot, unless he was being a faggot, but not because he’s gay. Like, if I saw two guys blowing each other, I don’t know why I’m watching them do it... I don’t know, I stumbled upon a couple of fellas blowing one another on their respective penesia--That's plural for penis that invented today. I would be respectful to them, "Hello, gentlemen." But if one of them took the dick out of his mouth and started acting all faggy and saying annoying faggy things, "You know, people from Phoenix are Phonecians" or something like that. I’d be like, "Hey, shut up, faggot. FAGGOT! Quit being a faggot and suck that dick!" #LouisCK  
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Loved it! I'm gay and this didn't offend me one bit. Louis CK takes the power away from the word, and makes it just another word. That's the very purpose of comedians, apart from making people laugh, of course. Brilliant!
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"Hello gentleman."
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Today, only kids and teenagers are allowed to use the word faggot. Anyone else who uses it is labeled a homophobic bigoted hater.
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Don't be such a faggot. Say what you want and enjoy it when dummies get mad.
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209 faggots watched this video
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LOL... "Hey faggot...How you doing???... this cracked me up!!!
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@mrshampoop quit being a fagget and suck that dick.
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@MrShampoop Carlin said there are no bad words, we just give words negative meanings and make them bad. He then went on a tangent mentioning practically every racist word in the dictionary. Words HAVE NO meaning untill you give it one, so if Louis C.K. has his own meaning for the word faggot, what right have we to call him out on it? That's all I'm saying. 
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LMFAO 01:47 is the best moment of my life
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He just kidding, you guys just st a faggot
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No. I'll call you an asshole, because even if you're being an asshole, I still respect you enough as a human being not to drag your sexual orientation through the mud.
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The word homophobic is gay. Also how is sucking another guy in public not fucking gay and getting-called-a-faggot worthy
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Thanks for the words of support. What burns the most is that it's so... disingenuous. I can deal with legit bigots. What I hate more than anything is someone who so desperately wants you to believe that they aren't a bigot when it's clear that they are. No, I will not be their "gay friend" so that they can go and be little homophobes and then use me as an excuse. I'll tell 'em to fuck off.
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No one owns language. No one needs permission. Whether it be Nigger or Faggot, African Americans and Gays aren't required to give permission for change in the common vernacular.
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Honey... I know you really want to believe that the world cares enough to hate you, but I'm sorry to burst your bubble; We have more important shit to care about other than your sexual orientation. Instead of asking people to embrace being homophobes, how about you embrace the fact that we're all the same? You're not less than us, but you sure as hell aren't above us. They're calling you a faggot because you're being a condescending asshole.
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SHUT UP! FAGGOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE KILLED!!! YOU DONT HAVE ANY THING IN THE SOCIETY!
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I know what it is you posted, Lucas. Have it preserved in my inbox, despite your attempt to remove it. It sounds a lot like you hate yourself, that you really enjoy being marginalized and dehumanized. I'm sorry, but you being submissive doesn't make the rule. I have a problem with people dehumanizing me, and then telling me that I don't have a reason or right to be offended by it. I don't like my voice taken away.
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Caraway is a bitch. Give Nate his money back! WAR DIAZ
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So NO: Gay people HAVEN'T given you the permission to play with this word and to make it into "another" insult. No one granted this permission. Realize that when you do it, regardless of your ignorance, OF COURSE this term is BASED on homophobia and or else it would not even make sense in any context to begin with. Clearly this is the whole point and the source of it. So yes, it IS entirely based on homophobia, and this is entirely explicit. The aggressive dickish hubris here is really amazing.
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I don't even care if people use faggot and I wouldn't necessarily call them bigots. but god. I'm tired of them fucking saying that the gay community is not offended. Are they the gay ambassador to the world? No. Lots of gay people are offended by it. Straight people aren't reclaiming the word, they just want an excuse to use it. I cant stop them and I won't waste my time trying, but at least be fucking honest and admit you don't care about a gay person's feelings when it comes to using that word
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carlos mencia is a better comedian than this dumb-ass white boy.
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Reluctant homophobes jumping at the chance for someone to pat them on the head in reassurance. People who want to look like allies because they don't want to risk looking like bigots to their friends, but still want to punish gay people somehow.
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Blacks can politically as an act of empowerment (if they choose) change "nigger" to an owned term to neutralize its power over them. However stupid white 12 year olds cannot accomplish this by saying "nigger" to each other--AS AN INSULT at that. This is totally absurd. Clearly the second case is about stupid kids wanting to be juvenile--it has NOTHING TO DO with the actual community of PEOPLE impacted by this word. It is EXACTLY the same thing here.
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I'm not going to stop using fruit. It's delicious and nutritious.
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what happened? every single video halt no downvote anymore!
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I'll stop saying faggot when you quit being a faggot.
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Bigots will never be up-front about their bigotry. I think I've only met two people in my entire 26 years who are honest about their irrational biases, and the rest don't want you to call them what they are. So like, don't expect much from them in that regard. And if you wouldn't call them bigots, then you're a lot more lenient than I am with the qualifications of bigotry. Other than that, you're pretty much spot-on, bud. I want to see what it looks like when this shit gets worse, personally.
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It may surprise you to know that a we do actually HAVE a sense of humor. There also happens to be things we don't find funny. Do you think Garrison Keillor is funny? No? I think he's a stitch! Get a sense of humor! See how stupid that is? Humor is subjective. We aren't always going to find the same things funny.
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No group is monolithic- not all straight people (nor all gay people) can be lumped into a 'they are this' category. I think 'homophobe' is no longer a very useful term; how many straight people are actually 'fearful' of homosexuality? Not so many, I think. Times are changing. And NO WAY is Louis either a 'hater' or a 'phobe'. Check out the mans politics and social views; he flat out is NOT a bigoted. Going after someone like him only weakens the cause when going after a REAL offender.
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Oh, but he doesn't mean "bitch" in a hateful way, right? :D
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Well, if you want to continue using bigoted language, be my guest. I won't force you to be an ally or anything.
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"Embrace your inner homophobe" What. The. Actual. Fuck.
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Scroll back up: bunch of butthurt faggots down there
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you and your faggot youtube friend need to stop commenting stories on this page faggots
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1:50 - at that moment you could tell that the "quit being a faggot and suck that dick" line had popped into his head
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And quit hitting on me. Str8ts need to take a hint.
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Aaaaah, hahahahah, haha, ha. You are joking right? Next thing you know, you may be trying to tell me that nigger doesn't mean selfish, aggressive, conniving, person.
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Yet you probably still use the word bitch. Does that mean you are a misogynist? If we use your line of logic it does you stupid faggot bitch.
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i just looked up faggot and this faggot comes up fucking faggots
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Fuck Caraway! I'd bang Tate much better than he does!
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"They are a social mechanism for discouraging behavior viewed by the insulter as unfavorable." Oh, so THAT'S why you use the word "faggot" as an insult- to discourage people from being gay! But now you're pretending it doesn't have that connotation. Cool, cool. Thanks for clearing that up. :)
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I have sucked several dicks and you're a bigger fag than me.
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Many kids say words that they don't understand, but when they finally grow up and learn what words mean they should watch and how they say those words. I like Louis CK's jokes just not this one.
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This isn't some ego contest, dude. I don't want to be "right," I want people to listen.
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I don't say "homo", "fruit", or "cocksucker", so if that point doesn't really apply to me. And we don't "pretend" to remove the context, we actually do remove the context entirely by putting it in different, non-related contexts. Sure, we can't erase the historical context, but the only way that the definition of a word is ever going to change is by putting it in different contexts. Also, I'm not homophobic. Stop pretending to know me. I wouldn't hang out with gay people if I was afraid of them
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Not him, but I didn't say he hates gays. I think homophobes like you are flocking to this particular part of his act and using it as an excuse to be homophobic. And of course I put thought into jokes. I put a lot of thought into a lot of things, and suspect people who tell me not to think too hard about something of impropriety.
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It's just a word. Faggot, cunt, nigger, kike, dyke, wetback, cracker (I guess for whites), peckerwood...if you're the one getting offended by a word then you're the jackass.
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I like how people are faggots for disagreeing with Louie. In an NPR interview he stated that he doesn't know how he feels about the word and that he uses it for the shock value. But I guess I'm just a faggot so nothing I say matters.
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#sorryasslittlebitch STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
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... I'm bisexual, and I call people faggots ... Both because it's what I call my friends and because some people are just total faggots..
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Just one more thing. Yes. You can call me a "neckbearded, petulant, homophobe and claim that it's a compliment", but that's all you're doing. You're insulting me and then "LYING" about it being a compliment which, of course, would piss anybody off. But, you see... THAT is where INTENT enters into it. Okay, faggot? :) See what I did there?
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People who resort to insulting the grammar/sentence structure of the comments that criticize them have nothing to fall back on for an argument. It is the last thing that they can go to in an attempt to make what they're responding to seem less credible.
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People from California are Californians. People from Texas are Texans. People from New York are New Yorkers. People from Oregon are Oregonians.
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If you can't discern what he's trying to say, then have fun talking to people that aren't native speakers, because he has far better sentence structure than the majority of them.
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Now all the kids are using the word here haha
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I'm not a bigot. I'm not an ally of anything either. Nor am I an enemy. But I guess you know me better than I do. I'm still going to call my friends faggots, just like I call my friends niggers, or call my friends Jews for being cheap. They are offensive words and they are fun to use if you don't have a stick so far up your ass it's coming out of your mouth.I use the words because they are apparently really offensive, not because I truly hate a group of people.
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aLL fagggetts get ayyds and die
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John, you JUST referred to us as "gay culture." If you're going to make us monolithic, I'm going to do it back. People are still bigoted towards the LGBTQ+ community, just in different ways. As homophobia becomes less popular, the fear once held by younger homophobes has morphed into a resentment. They feel pressured into "tolerance," and this redefinition of their own hateful slurs is one of the ways they're fighting back against the imagined boogeymen of conformity and censorship.
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Hope nate doesnt get a fine or get cut from the ufc...
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Well, I'd address the points he's making, but since I can't tell what the fuck he's even trying to say because he fisted his sentence structure with a cactus, then I'm kinda stuck.
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The only downside is that you won't be able to keep all these gay friends you h-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay, let's be real. Your gay friends are about as real as a white supremacist's "black friends." So nothing will actually change. Come out of the homophobe closet, straights. :)
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I agree with you, my nigger!! And when I I say nigger, I want you to know that when I call my friends niggers, they know I don't mean anything offensive about black people, so its ok to say nigger!
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So you think the best way of showing solidarity to gay people is by calling them by an insult that has been used to degrade and dehumanize them for centuries? I don't care for your explanation, straight. It's an excuse to use a bigoted slur. You want to be a homophobe, the go whole hog. Don't half-ass it. But don't act like you're some last bastion of equality, and don't delude yourself into thinking you're an ally.
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Aw, that's cute. How am I being a bigot, homophobe? Explain this one to me, let's hear it.
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Words are the way we communicate. They don't exist in a vacuum, and their intent doesn't matter. I can call you a neckbearded, petulant homophobe and claim that it's a compliment. Fact of the matter is, it's still gonna get you heated, isn't it? Your verbose explanation is bullshit. This is just a new way for homophobic kids to pretend they're not homophobes, same old same old. White supremacists have been trying to do this same thing with the N-word for decades, now.
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Carlos Mencia steals other peoples jokes.. and he's got no dick.
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