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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

by hh1edits • 27,165,292 views

Part 1/2. List of films found here: http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-100-greatest-movie-insults-of-all-time-the-video.php For the sequel... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWEZ_IjcSk

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
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+Kobobble Is it just me, or did he sound just like Voldemort? That's Ralph Fiennes, isn't it?
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"I'm so glad your momma died giving birth. If she'd seen you, she'd have died of shame."
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There's a few from that movie that could work. There's that one and "You boys are dumber than a bag of hammers." Also "The only good thing you ever did for those girls was get hit by that train"
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I ought to try some of these insults.
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"You can go suck a fuck!" ......What?
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+Fozzie Droog please tell me elizabeth, how exactly does one "suck a fuck"?
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6:45 "cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!" 
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+KingofAmerica97 I don't care about America. For that comment alone, you are the true King of America.
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YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
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Michael Beverly Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
At 1:39 is my favorite.   7:30 is pretty good too.  At the end of a big debate with a hostile crowd, 9:40 works. I think I need a break from the internet......LOL...
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)It's probably( In Bruge
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Shaun of the Dead "Alright, Gay!"
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IF I HAD A DICK THIS IS WHERE I'D TELL YOU TO SUCK IT!
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First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Les Grossman is the best lol
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Tericak Watt Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time: https://youtu.be/PSEYXWmEse8
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You're a cunt.  You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt.  And the only thing that's going to change is you're going to become an even bigger cunt.  Maybe you'll have some more cunt kids..."
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Just imagine, that was Mad-Eye Moody totaöly serving Voldemort
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I got way too excited to see the clip from short circuit lol oh mannn
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"you are about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop"
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What movie is that with the British office worker that curses a lot in this video?
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I hate it when people don't know the difference between a threat and an insult. "Every fucking thing about you is ugly" is an insult. "I'm gonna put a bullet in your head and fuck the brain hole" is a threat. Insults are made of adjectives and nouns. Threats are made of verbs.
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Here are some insults, please rate them. number 1 Yo, you face so messed up yo momma almost sent you back. number 2 Who the hell needs to send monkeys into space when we got these idiots. number 3 Why the heck is your bathroom pink! What did a flamingo explode? number 4 You call that a hair cut? Looks like a cat crapped on your head. number 5 You spend so much time on a computer that you look like a raccoon. number 6 Who the hell asks people to rate your insults? You sad sad person, I used your insults on my dog and he crapped all over them.
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+SuperFluffyShmoopy If you've ever had a cat, it's a funny visual image, and pretty original best I know.
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My best one: "This is the part where you wash the taste of my dick out of your mouth, you crackhead reefer bitch"
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Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!
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Can somebody PLEASE tell me what it was Peter Capaldi said?!? That accent was far too Limey for me to comprehend!
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7:02 what movie is that from ?
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OMG Fucking Willie Wonka HAHA I haven't laughed that hard in awhile XD
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You cock-juggling thundercunt...! hahahaha
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3:20 is just fucking golden. An insult so deep it gives you bone cancer.
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1:40 Prof. Moody called Voldemort a c*nt! O.o
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One threat missing: De Niro in Goodfellas, the slow motion scene where he just looks and smokes to the guy asking for his money back
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i dedicate this to my ex
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2:47 is exactly what I think when I read some comments people post on the internet....... Especially those prepubescent idiots who try to argue with adults.
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"Oh who the fuck are you!" "I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy." Great. Awesome. Fantastic!
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Nobody mentions 'If I'd have a dog with a face like yours, I would shave his ass and teach it to walk backwards.' ??? That is so nicely put, if you use it on some dumb fellows they would even think, hey, this guy really likes me.
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oh i love monty python hahahahahahahahahaha
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Put together so well!
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"There will be blood" is the most depressing shit I have ever saw
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"You listening? Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. Got that?"
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"You shit kickin' stinky horse manure smellin' maddafuker, you!"
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LOL! "Do you what happens if you do another turn in the joint?" "I fuck your father in the shower, and then have a snack. Are you gonna charge me, dick head?" That was the best!
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This entire video could just be the first half of Full Metal Jacket.
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1:41 He did NOT speak to the Dark Lord that way! 😲
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2:12 That guy looks like justin bieber Plus I wish he would say that
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3:35 That's his fucking mom, too.
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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time: http://youtu.be/PSEYXWmEse8
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Yes it's true..... This man has no dick.
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Lmao that's a good one I'm have to remember that the next time I'm claiming off your mother(Jason Statham) lamp one of my favorite movies
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A www fuck this is too funny
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"Who put the fucking cameras in this place?" "Oh, who the fuck are you?" "My name is Inigo Montoya. You keel my father. Prepare to die."
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It's an inanimate FUCKING object! You're an inanimate FUCKING object!!
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And so the pot head reveals himself!
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Guys like you probably loved ' this is the end '!
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Mark Wahlberg acts the worst whenever he's the bad guy delivering the worst insults ever and I mean EVER
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This is where CoD players learn to be edgy.
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1. do you need a license to be that ugly 2. welcome to the ugly contest sorry no professionals 3. your so fat that you can feed the people of united states 4. hey some where there's a village that is looking for it's idiot you better go back 5. your so fat that a snail can be faster than you 6. there is a new store called the life store you better go to the store and buy a life 7. you are so fat that when you swim you drowned like a rock 8. after i post this comment you guys will act like complete showoffs trying to insult me with retarded insults goodbye
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+Rio Wibisono  "Bitch" means a female dog. 2:16
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Let's play spot the ten year old. I think I've found 'em
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who is KISS MY SWEATY BALLS U FAT FUCK?…8:24
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What movie is that crazy british guy in at 8:19?
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I know some people who curse WAY WORSE than these paid actors do
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"Go home and get your fucking shine box"
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I don't get how that's an insult.
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+Frank Gonzalez Because Joe Pesci's character used to be a shoe shine boy.
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4:44 what did the actor in hat say?
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I crap bigger than you
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I'm surprised they didn't show the one girl from scott pilgrim say "You're the lowest salt of the earth."  "I meant scum of the earth."
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I would have thought that the playwright guy from 'About Time' should have been included in this as he really knows how to insult people.
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it looks to me like the best part of u ran down the crack of ur mommas ass and ended up as the brown stain on the mattress lol
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KimRae Kyo Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
"Sit yo $5 ass down, for I make change" lol I heard this in one episode of Martin, and my life is now complete
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It had to be Malcolm Tucker, it was only a matter of time.
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at 6:43.... the best insult of all time by far
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What about Willow and "Your mother was a lizard!"?
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How art thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil !
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Was this made for 4 year Olds? Your a dimwitted, no sense of comedic value, time waster for making this video, idiot, dick chompin , ass fudgin, ball tearin retard. Fuck yourself and making me waste my time writing this. But you need to know.
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Ive heard better insults from my mother. She says its because she hates me i say its to build me up D:
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Thank god, watch mojo took another 6 minutes longer just to do ten, thank you for not doing some annoying ass commentary
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Thundercunt... HOW THE F*CK DID HE COME UP WITH THAT XD
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Which movie was the jack Nicholson one
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What's your name? Fuck you that's my name 😂😂😂😂
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What the hell, I remember when this had a few hundred thousand views.
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Ahhhh, the "eggplant scene" from True Romance. One of the greatest exchanges put on film. Not to mention the great cast - Brad Pitt as Floyd and Gary Oldman as Drexl Spivey is pure casting genius. Check it out people, you will not be disappointed.
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Dr. Who talking about a horse cock. lol
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I fart in your general direction. Golden haha.
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i think "why dont you go to your home on whore iland" is the best :D and the tone he says it in
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"You can go suck a fuck!" hilarious
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They should update this with all the whiplash insults
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I stole my neighbors cat and ate it for breakfast. All cats deserve to be eaten. They're actually pretty tasty. 
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dogfight.... dinner scene?
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What's the film at 2:30 ?
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whats the movie or show at 3:20?
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U son of a mother less goht
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South Park is not a movie.
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It usually has some complex and well purposes meanings to its episodes, but it's jokes are too obscene for many to notice.
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+selthroWs Wow. I've never met a person in my life that actually hated South Park. Maybe dislike, but not hate. Why the hate?
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dumb guy: what's your name smartass: Fuck you, that's my name LOL
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"SIT your 5 dolla ass down before I decide to make change!" God that's hilarious.
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I used to fuck guys like you in prison I have used that one from time to time
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With the only difference that you were the one getting fucked... Lol
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You are physically repulsive  intellectually redarted , vulgr .insensitive, selfish,,stupid, you have no taste a lousy sense of humour and you smell
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0:40 was the only funny thing said in the entire video. White people have a terrible sense of humor.
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"You guys must be studying the 'abridged' book of ninja fighting..."
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt if elderberries" so much cooler when you realise it means "your mother was a fast-breeding rodent and your father was an alcoholic."
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