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Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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Windows XP-Walks into coffee shop. Virus changes it into a strip club. Windows Vista-Walks into coffee shop. Coffee shop isn't open. Windows 7-Walks into coffee shop. Gets tea. Windows 8-Walks into coffee shop. Gets lost. Windows 10-Walks into coffee shop. Is stuck inside forever. OSX-Not allowed to go into coffee shop. Linux-Tries to figure how to open the door to the coffee shop. Chrome OS-There is no coffee shop.
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+AXP Bonecrusher Window 10-walk into coffee shop.Ask cora :p
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+AXP Bonecrusher My OSX has been running the whole coffee shop for two years. It renamed it... BOOT FUCKING CAMP, BITCH.
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mrandersonmrandersonmranderson
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+Pedro Mourão sayingnamesreallyquicklysayingnamesreallyquickly sayingnamesreallyquickly
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''Hope you have cookies enabled...''
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+Room 641A I saw chocolate chip in that sentence
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+Novice Otaku23 Why wouldn't I? Cookie Settings: Sugar Cookies: On Chocolate Chip Cookies: On Super Chocolate Cookies: Off Virus Cookies: Off (Except for XP ~ Lolz)
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"It looks like you are trying to bend a spoon with your mind, can i help you with that? I got it"
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Beorn Borg Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Normally I don't go for documentaries but ...
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"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!".....i lost it.
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+SuperDuperBuilderman123 Tell him to wait for windows 10 before upgrading from 7 though!
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 Old joke comes to mind...  A: Installed Linux. Fu.ked all night with settings.  B: Installed Win. Fu.ked all night with GF.   Use your time efficiently 
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+Find 'N' Frag  and then your boss wants to save money by using cheap microchips, which means that your win32-libs don't work anymore because win32-libs only work on windows....
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+Niek Nooijens Comment updated. Read it again.
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Windows, Mac, Linux, et cetera all run just fine if you take care of your computer.
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+Presignify yes, Mac OSX does not run ok after a few weeks no matter what you do
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at least it isn't vista "you are now logging into the matrix."  "are you sure you want to log into the matrix?" "are you sure that you're sure that you want to log into the matrix?" "please grant administrator access to log into the matrix." "are you sure you want to grant administrator access to log into the matrix?"
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"Vista doesn't recognize .EXE files. Please download these 50 updates and drivers to maybe help."
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Couldn't stop laughing at the error report stuff
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yo my pc actually froze at the bullet bit... is that suppose to happen?
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+Once there was a guy with a long username so everyone commented on it. The end. Really that's it. I read your comment on my phone and your username doesn't go past "long" so unfortunately my dirty mind took control.
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John Pyper Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
Bwhahahaha. That was great. The end makes it all the better.
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i am going to learn ubuntu lol ;D
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Ivan Volosyuk Shared on Google+ · 5 months ago
... but, is there a difference?... :-)
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Прикольно. Я не видел.
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+Ivan Volosyuk On one hand, they can make paper airplanes. On the other? Not so much.
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Haha.. I like this. In memoriam Windows XP.
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Looks painful with all those plugs.... USB 2.0  in my head ?
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Anass Ahmed Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
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1:28 Hope you have cookies enabled rofl
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"It looks like you're trying to bend a spoon with you mind. Can I help?" That made my day.
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I lost it when she said "Oh hello there! Hope you have cookies enabled!" xD
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Zayne Arnold Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
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Wheres the grey box that pops up with an orchestra hit?
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id so watch this xD
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"Try Control+Alt+Delete" Windows 1999 - 2015
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This video should be called "Matrix runs with viruses" considering that he said he downloaded uTorrent
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Am I the only one who got the "Ubuntu" Joke?
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+Ness Bound No you're the only person out of over 7 billion people to get the fucking bit.
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Ubuntu ? Am going to Learn ubuntu ?!!
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Spectacular guy: You are in Matrix world.... Neo: Well I am not determinant... Oracle mama: Glad you never mocked over Eigen values and Transpose... Or we will dispose you for lame jokes....
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Hahahaha , i love this ,more please !!!!!!!
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Ubuntu is shit. He should learn Arch instead.
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Wow! Don't see much mentions of Linux around the internet anymore! :)
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I don't get the very last joke.......... what's "umbuntoo" ???
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Fallen Two Rise Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
LoL Yeah, it's time.
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Why XP?  Vista was soooooo much worse.
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"Ubuntu? Am I going to learn Ubuntu?" lol funny
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"this is agent jones from connecticut" lol i live in CT
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I hope you enabled cookies
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"Sooner or later, we all encounter an error Neo.  You will have to make a choice to send an error report or not to send one.  But... is there a difference..?" GRINS AT NEO
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But...Windows XP was actually good... I think you guys got it confused with Windows Vista.
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Windows fucked it up again with widows8
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Ubuntu should never be trusted again because spyware.
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The cover of this video looks like hard rain
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Martix should run Linux and BSD lol.
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Hmm, i didn't think this was that funny. Good idea, but they didn't really deliver imo
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Lol  "hope you have cookies enabled"
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I am still using XP It works pretty well butt, I cant play goat Simulator :( [And there is a windows 8 but it sucks]
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I believe you guys meant Win ME
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I never sent an error report, since it was useless...
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FUCKING PAPER CLIP!!! I HATE YOU!
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is it sad im watching on a windows xp
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Jana Schweigertova Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
😂 k obedu...
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That second "Unfreeze".
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In TFS Abridge: #19: Murder.EXE Failed Initializing. Would you want to send a Report? #20: NO! DONT SEND A REPORT!!! #19: Sending Report. #20: SON OF A WH*RE!!!! Those who watched the episode know what im talking about XD
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That's what he gets for running XP on an android. The WinRar joke there made me lose it.
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I guess now there will be a TON of glitches in the Matrix.
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Well hello there, hope you have cookies enabled! 😂
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Jeffery Moore Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
Check out this video on YouTube:
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whats wrong with windows xp :(
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+Joel Martinez III I didn't see one in my life and i have been using xp until 2012
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Maybe mine sucked then :/
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It makes so much sense ... Win XP was designed to have all ports open, hence they can hack it from pretty much every where. Users are setup as Admins by default, so they can have crazy powers. The only stupidity is that they didn't abuse their Admin powers even more.
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I guess I can run Matrix on my sister's computer then.
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TRY CONTROL ALT DELETE lol
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"Ubuntu? I'm going to learn... Ubuntu?" Killer line!
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3:20 You just read my mind, bravo
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This is just amazing!
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does anyone feel sorry for me? i still have to do all this.  damn, those error reports did nothing
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I really laughed hard when that woman said "i hope u made cookies enabled" hhhhhhhh omg she is so retarded
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My computer crashed 0:26 and at first I thought it was part of the video.
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I dunno how, but at 2:01 she made it sound bloody threatening.
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BLUE SCREEN HAHAHAHA, I WANT TO LEARN UBUNTU....
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he chose the blue screen
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Still better than Vista.
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Dunno why people hate on xp nowadays. Also why they ever hated on vista... Vista was fine, 8 is great after the 8.1 update and classich shell... 10 seems nice.
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Like I said my old man's laptop came preloaded with vista, bizarre bugs indeed. Resource hog indeed. Half the time the pre installed HP burning software of the rom drive didn't want to work. And al ost every time I borrowed the thing to go on the net IE would give me no end of grief... Waitt IE always gave me grief, my netbook with 7 starter same thing all the freaking time! This page has stopped responding. So glad I changed to firefox. And same thing is true of windows 7 when it comes to windows updates, resources get hogged and everything slows down... sigh. Really though that's my only complaint with 7. 8.0 managed to piss me off right away and no 8.1 doesn't make up for it at lest not in my eyes.
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Because Windows XP runs as s**t on VMWare with i5, 2 gb ram?!
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Even though XP is 14 years old it still manages to work better than 8 or 8.1.
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+FreedomR115 I'm on 8.1 and it's working just fine. Not sure why people say it's "the new VIsta".
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Definitely one of your best!
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I've hear in my head you just mispronounced Putin didn't you ? :D
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_ /       \ |       | ^    ^ @  @ | |     | | |     | | |     |  / |  \__/  | |          | \_____/ It looks like you thought i was gone forever Would you like help with that [YES] [NO]
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+Aarone2004  _ /       \ |       | ^    ^ @  @ | |     | | |     | | |     |  / |  \__/  | |          | \_____/ unbends it looks like you tried to kill a god you puny mortal would you like help with that [YES] [NO]
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windows xp is no longer supported but most cash machines still use it
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XP was the bomb dude. i have no idea why you kiddies keep sucking 7's dick when its a pile of laggy shit.
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So many noobs criticising Linux in the comments. I say,delete your windows partitions for a month and try using Linux only and you will see how much better Linux is.
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+linkviii Microsoft should pay me to use WIndows let alone VS.
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Looks like you're trying to free humanity. Want some help?
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What windows Xp was awesome
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Well, Windows XP isn't all that bad. Windows Me is the bad one. Even yet, it isn't bad either.
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I've been using XP for 12+ years and have gotten only one BSOD and it was my fault for downloading pirated games. I still use XP with a SSD and a good video card and my computer is much faster and more reliable than my friends overpriced Vista and WIn7/8 machines. XP FTW bitches
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+Drake Rastorfer That is true to a point. I'm actually not comparing it to gaming rigs or high end machines, but rather to the average overpriced PC purchased in big box stores and online. I've seen dozens of people with 7/8/Vista on their $1000 laptops and it takes them 5 minutes to even load a website or boot up. My XP with an SSD boots up in under 30 seconds and loads websites so fast that people think it cost thousands of dollars when it only cost me about $200 total. I simply have to defend XP on this one. If you get a BSOD, it was probably your own fault.
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+Daves Day Off  I will agree it's very stable, but I would say speed is not exactly it's strong point. I would say your system's speed isn't because of the operating system, but only because of its hardware.
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I swear I have the same headset as this guy in the video at the start.
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The view count is 13,378,446 xD 1337 is right
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why no bonzi buddy?
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Jānis Binders Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
''Sooner or later we all encounter an error, Neo. You will have to make a choice: to send an error report, or not to send one... but... is there a difference?"' :D 
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