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Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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 Old joke comes to mind...  A: Installed Linux. Fu.ked all night with settings.  B: Installed Win. Fu.ked all night with GF.   Use your time efficiently 
+Fuck Google+ Linux can also run just fine without X exept you have a full workable system, you are retarded.
It's funny. Now that we look back on Windows XP as one of the best operating systems. 
Try run matrix on windows 8, you will spend more time accidently going back to your home screen and then looking for the desktop again.
You know what I love about this video? It is one of the very few that doesn't ask me to like and subscribe! Since they aren't begging for likes on this one I think I'll actually give it a thumbs up! Generally any video that begs for subs and likes over and over I'll dislike even if it was a good video.
I spent time on this video but i want no help to make myself more popular to help me support my life on here
This should have been vista. XP was the most stable while vista was a mess.
lmao, XP stable, for sure it was!
I hate college humor such ignorant trolls! They are just jealous that XP is immensely popular and they are just insignificant twerps that discriminate against Windows.
Dunno why people hate on xp nowadays. Also why they ever hated on vista... Vista was fine, 8 is great after the 8.1 update and classich shell... 10 seems nice.
+John Smith I don't like the new UI either. And that is why I have installed Classic Shell, which makes me never need to see or use it.
Windows, Mac, Linux, et cetera all run just fine if you take care of your computer.
+Bentley All the OSs runs well if you have a good computer and if you don´t download porn withour antivirus.
+Bentley Sounds like someone downloaded too much porn from the internet. Not everyone is as computer illiterate as the majority of the people. Unfortunately Windows is the most widely used and there's no program on a computer that can fix stupidity.
From the comments I just read... I'm buying a Linux.
+TH3CR33P3RLABS I'm on windows 8 for more than a year now. I don't remember the last time something crashed or had other problems. The last problem was SSD being slow, which was releated to bios configuration (some months ago). Win8 is faster, easier to use and in generally more stable, unlike most of the PC users think it's a shit (even thought they haven't used it). Metro for PC is optional, you can bring back the win7 start menu.
You have no choice. Sending error report or not, have the same exact consequence. (that's the truth lol)
+skipy976, Lord of Souls Now for sending file to microsoft to check for virus can turn the whole window down.
XD yeah but it's less likely to mess up if you don't send.
Milagros X Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago (edited)
SPOILER!!! Me reí muchísimo con el asistente de Windows XP, clipper. Me acuerdo que lo odiaba cuando usaba este sistema operativo. Aunque creo que también estaba el perrito amarillo. Pero el clip me sacaba de quicio. También es muy gracioso cuando la bala tarda en cargarse y posteriormente aparece The Blue Screen of Dead jajajaja.
Yo sugeriría que ejecuta su escritura a través de un traductor para ver si es coherente, y luego hacer ajustes luego. es bueno en este tipo de cosas, aunque necesitará saber un poco de inglés para moverse, aunque creo que estás bien.
BIOS - it's faster than Windows, it's easier than DOS, it is reliable as a tank. The BIOS comes with all computers, requires no installation, and Firefox version 32.4 blows any other OS. Random Chelyabinsk city IT specialist. P.S. If you don't like the BIOS you can always tear it from your computer and use a piezoelectric element for recording information on the hard drive manually.
+Fuck Google+ I also like flipping small levers to put binary code directly into the computer, its much faster than anything else I've used, and its simple 1 or 0 lol no need for all those useless keys.
i still use xp... the only blue screens i've ever seen have been due to buggy drivers or broken hardware. it's the actual truth of it. apple's more integrated approach is maybe better in terms of minimizing points of failure, whereas linux driver support remains largely hopeless. but, you have to consider a trade-off in price and customization. the key thing is this, though: if you get compatible hardware from respectable vendors, the bluescreens really don't happen. when they do, it's because the hardware manufacturers didn't create drivers that work properly in the system, and you can't really blame microsoft for it. you just have to do that research.
and....i'll still be running xp, even if i upgrade the music pc, because i've got it running on my old pc that just sends a youtube signal to my tv, which is from the 90s (those quantum fireballs don't die. there's a 20 gb hard drive in it. it still spins. it belongs in a museum.) and can't run anything newer than xp. if that drive goes one day, i have every intention to hit a pawn shop and find another one just so i can put xp back on it...
Anyone having a problem with windows 8?
A lot of comments about the software but guys.....what if this video is supposed to tell something els? Perhaps something like that windows and apple are the matrix? What if your pc is the matrix, every time you turn it on, you are plugged in the matrix. ''hope you have cookies enabled'' XD. OMG, that was genius. Watching porn, facebook, games and things like that to keep you stuck in the matrix, to waste your time and lose your vital energy. Nature is the real world and you step out of it by going to nature and enjoy it. But hey I might be wrong so who cares :p
where do all these people come from? how many people is college humor?
So many noobs criticising Linux in the comments. I say,delete your windows partitions for a month and try using Linux only and you will see how much better Linux is.
"Ubuntu? I'm going to learn.. Ubuntu?" I laughed so hard at that XD
"Ubuntu. Voy a aprender Ubuntu" LOL.
I hope you have cookies enabled. That one made me chuckle violently XD
Old video. Still genous 2015.
Funny! I specially enjoyed the scene with "He´s multiplying himself!"
this is even worse than the actual movie how is that possible? lol the movie is fucking terrible for morons with 80 iq lol
Damn Paper Clip..........this was sooo fucking funny! They Should had a FPS Counter staying at 10 too :D
"to send an error report, or not send one. But... is there a difference? ;)" Lmao that was the best thing ive ever heard
i really dont understand what you people bitch about... up until 4 months ago, i've been using xp since it came out... in that time, i did not have more than 10 blue deaths, it ran fast, given that i kept it neat (fyi, it works the same way with every other OS.. the more places the system has to look, the slower it will be) and i rarely froze the thing.. even when it did freeze, it was hardware error.. then i had to get win7 cuz everything needs win7 at least nowadays... fucking bastards... in that 4 months i've had win 7, i've had at least 30 blue deaths, and more freezes than i had with win xp in a year... xp was an still is the best fucking OS made...
''Hope you have cookies enabled...''
They should've used Android. Freeeeez. No button working; have to remove the battery in which case Neo would die.
"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!".....i lost it.
Send an error report? That's Windows Vista and later.
Lmaoo, what about if it runs on Linux
Before CollegeHumor knew what "Humor" was
Sooo the matrix is no longer supported by microsoft?
Upgrade to windows 7. But please Mac sucks more than vista.
Haw. bullet is spinning in the wrong direction.
Sid Stefanescu Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
Ubuntu? I'm going to learn Ubuntu?
Yay, ce bine am ras!
There are only two reasons why I use Windows (currently Win7):  - being using it since I started using a computer and I'm not sure if I could cope with either Linux or Mac. People say Linux is very user-friendly, but I still think I'll mess up - the lesser reason.  - the games and some software - the major reason. You know what, if I could just cure the annoying drug habit that gaming is, I'd switch to Linux in a less than five minutes. Games are slowly, but surely ruining me. And a humble apology for using so much "I" in this comment.
i remember xp as being pretty reliable
They obviously misspelled ME with XP
Joe Herbers Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
I hadn't seen this, amusing...
FAKE! The Matrix is a Linux machine!
Ubuntu?.. I'm going to learn ubuntu?? BEST. JOKE. EVER.
I still have xp......
It's flaws really suck, but there is nothing better than a Windows machine. 
Kha'Zix is all over Windows, damn that bug.
Lol we can call rengar to help.
Why they had to blame cyper bit tormenting movies
It's true that other operating systems don't get viruses... Because other OS don't run most programs! Not even viruses!
he chose the blue screen
I'm not gonna join the XP versus Win 8 battle. My Windows 8.1 runs pretty good. I just wanted to say that I very rarely had a problem with games on XP. Everything else kinda sucked, but gamewise it was the shiz.
To send or not to send error report, there is no difference. So true
After trying to use windows 8 I'd fucking kill for xp again. Hell I'd take Vista over 7 or 8 any day since at least Vista runs fine if you run everything as admin.
Ryan Szeto Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
Freaking hilarious 
Even though XP is 14 years old it still manages to work better than 8 or 8.1.
+skipy976, Lord of Souls  I'm using 7 and I won't give it up till it stops working. Should go out and buy 7 on a disk so you'll always have something that is guaranteed to work.
Yeah, so far 7 is the best. But XP still works pretty good.
HAHAHHAHA when he said ''unfreeze'' and nothing happened suddenly my plugin for videos crashed and i only saw an error sign on my screen LOL XD
oh,so it is only my computer crappy,i thought i was in the stone ages
Fake Indian Microsoft support hahaha
did those error reports REALLY ever make a difference?
I have Linux Mint installed, happily enjoying my life... :-) 
Why didn't it ask to update Adobe even once?!?!
oh shit! the free trial of kung fu has expired!!
Still just as funny as the first time!
I use Windows 8.1. I don't really see whats wrong with it. From the comments I see a lot of people like Linux for what ever reason. But Windows works fine for me, and (most) everything is supported. I am a fanboy when it comes to O.S. Reply if you have any valid reason i should switch. (I am a gamer)
Get the FREE upgrade to Win 10 when it comes out. Stream Xbox One, and record any gameplay from Steam or any other PC games.
Yeah, i'm excited for it! Just hope it supports pc gaming like it said.
Cookies need love like everything does.
Am i the only one here Who found the cookies enabled joke more funny
This is better than the actual matrix movies
"hope you have cookies enabled" facepalm
Back when college humor was good...
Haha gotta love the lag jokes
Petri Oinonen Shared on Google+ · 3 days ago
Matrix Runs on Windows XP: Has some good moments for all those that remember the time of XP
+Karol T Ja już nie chce nic od Apple. :D
+Maciej Kozieł Ja akurat nie mam wyjścia. Potrzebuje sprzętu, który będzie bezgłośny w pracy biurowej, poręczny i nie wyglądał jak laptop z marketu... Chyba, że w końcu będzie taki 13 calowowiec na windowsie, który spełni moje oczekiwania.
Check out this video on YouTube:
Ubuntu is better than windows, no virus problems
+Gerk Records Yes but another fact remains is that about 80% of the worlds web servers run Linux.And they are a much more valuable target than desktops.However Linux is still secure.
oh man you're an idiot
This summarizes my horrible encounter with Windows XP. I had a very old PC with Windows XP and it had so many problems, the most famous one has to be with the constant 'SEND AN ERROR REPORT" which did jack shit.
Does sound like a hardware IMHO. I still have a laptop that runs on XP, but it's over ten years old and lots of stuff doesn't work on it any more. Still have it mainly cause it still has the best Word program that came bundled. My kids use for schoolwork and stuff. I use OpenOffice on others. I never had problems with XP until Vista came out. Afterwards, every new Windows update seemed to make things buggier. Turned me into a conspiracy theorist.
+jerry jenkins Yikes. And I did hear that Vista has horrible glitches, my sister had to deal with it since she had to use it. I use Windows 7 but it isn't that bad.
1:48 One of the few things we will never miss over a "nostalgic" memory.
Beginning dump of physical memory Physical memory dump complete. Contact your system administrator or technical support group for further assistance. 
So what did it mean at the end with UPANTU
UBUNTU is a GNU/Linux based operating system, and it's quite different from Windows: probably it's less user friendly, but better in many ways, for example it's more secure from virus/malware. And it's FREE and open source...try it!
john doe Shared on Google+ · 3 weeks ago
Still XP is one of the most user friendly,most established (no-one will get to reverting so many XPs to 7 cause they're NOT better), and extremely stable up to today(tried 8?)
8 is a shitty OS.!!! Well no doubt XP was one the most reliable OS made by MS but 7 is also an outstanding OS. To be honest I prefer 7 (64bits version).
Sooner running windows vista
Only xp users would know :)
take the red pill yoo!
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