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Be Our Bachelor

by CollegeHumor • 711,340 views

SHAVING LIKE A BOSS http://bit.ly/HTLSNy LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor A new take on "Beauty and the Beast" presents the sadness of eating for one... as only a Disney musical...

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I have the urge to clean....
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My womanly impulses to clean and fix are intensifying. ;w;
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+Riley Collins Okay, I get it, it is a joke about how bachelors can be slobs. Good god though! As a full grown ass man I can tell you I would never live like this! Jesus!
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Thumbs up for the men who can cook.
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+A Koala with Shades One man knows how to cook. I didnt even thumbs up. Microwave ftw
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He's probably behind on his bills, too. Guess he'll have to move back in with his parents in a few months or so.
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In college/uni I found out that I actually washed dishes when I'm drunk, so it all kinda worked out; thinking back, writting essays was much easier when I was drunk too...hmm staying off the bottle for the last year seems like it was a bad idea now.
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I have the feeling that guy is gonna die soon
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holy shit.  i just ate ramen out of straight out of the pot i cooked it in and used a shirt as a pot holder.  i gotta get my shit together.
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This proves you can find anything on youtube
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or that theres some good stuff here
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Wow, this was a wake up call for me, no more being a dirty slob
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Don't lie to yourself.
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so when was this guy dumped?
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unless OCD, thank you very much.
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lol i am just seeing this right after i was in my school production of Beauty and the Beast
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Seeeee my VEST , SEE MY VEST , made of real Gorilla Chest :D
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+RazorTreewise See this SWEATER ? there's no better than authentic Irish Setter XD
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+matthew whalen Like my LOAFERS? former Gophers XD
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Disney songs when you get older...
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Gavin free is that you?
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In my defense, I would like to say ramen is delicious. And it's cheap.
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+Seahawk STRIKE everything you eat is terrible for you.
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+Potato Lover Agreed! I also like to chop up some veggies and toss them in there too.
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Your not a bachelor if you haven't made noodles and boiled eggs in a kettle once, lived off popcorn for a week or used a margarine lid as a plate.
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The animation in this one seems better than the others
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Dat moment the parody sounds better then the original
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I think it was growing more than just mold...
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The dude looks like Shaggy Rogers.
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That cookie dough made me not want to eat raw cookie dough ever again.
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My life without my mom,,,
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Who animated this? It's really good! ;)
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I will never let my house get THAT fucking messy.
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cooking hotdogs, i thought you could eat them "raw" because their tinned and in brine and that the only reason for heating was to not eat cold hotdog
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Ok, i will never eat again, cuz this video gave me sickness -_-
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Being single is great
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Men should wear boxers.
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Why do they parody things from Disney so much?
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Disney songs are well known.
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Michael Beveridge Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
God I love Disney 
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ooh I get it there trying to kill him by making him eat them
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Haha poor people live in squalor.
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its gross but i think i would have trouble throwing out old food if it sang to me too.
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What an utterly fantastic hilarious and twisted parody! MAGIC!!! :D
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That's what I call one filthy ape.
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I more or less live like that when i hade my first own place, then i moved to  collative and got my shit togher
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i don't get why this video isn't more popular its one of the best college humor animations.
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+Aleah Onunkwor He has blue balls, hence the title "Be our BACHELOR".
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"Leaving time to masturbate" We've all been there. Just think of it as being efficient.
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james doll Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
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please tell me Bachelors dont REALLY eat like this right? if not then i think im ok with not dating :P
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Yes totally. We're all just blithering in misery waiting for some woman to come along and take care of us. Really!
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+Dark Mageddon No, no one said we(as in you) were miserable.... It's just that laziness is a strong trait (theoretically).
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"bachelor" or "college kid"? xD You never think you'll get like this but we all do.
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First i laughed... then i realised how fucking familiar this is...
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You've Been Trolled, you've been trolled Yes you've probably been told, don't reply to this guy, hes just trying to make a rise out of you, yes it's true, you respond and that's his cue To start trouble on the double while he strokes his manly stubble You've been trolled you've been trolled you should probably just fold When the only winning move is not to play But you keep on trying  Mindlessly replying You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day.
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+Skill-point If anything , having a job means less time for house cleaning. While you should never let it get as bad as in the video, I do understand just wanting to lie down and relax after working all day.
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+jcrowley1985 that's exactly what I meant.
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Living on my own for 2 months now I can vouch that this is how some things go. Like the dishes, the fridge and the condoms.
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+Skill-point thats why you grow up and be a man rather than an aging kid.
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the guy cartoon is hot.....if he lives like that ill just clean it for him
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Man i need to stop taking acid before breakfast grabs beer bottle and chugs
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I love how the Chinese food boxes say "not" above a picture of a panda wearing a Chinese (?) hat. "Not Chinese"?
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am i high on cocaine or everything
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aww man, can"t believe that im living this video
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Damn, that must be some powerful mold!
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He killed himself that night
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All of the Chinese food containers say "bu" which means no or bad. Just thought I'd point that out.
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ok everybody, prepare for the opinion of a real bachelor..... 1. i dont do dishes, i have paper plates/bowls, with plastic forks, spoons and knifes...... 2. milk is definately good after the expiration date, just sniff if before you drink.... 3. there are things in my fridge that are probably 6 months old and i just forgot it existed..... 4. if there isnt a stain on my shirt or paints, and they dont stink.... they are still ok to wear.... i dont own underwear (makes the whole pants thing sound worse doesnt it?).... and 5..... my cooking level is somewhere along the lines of calling and ordering, to throwing it in the microwave and looking at the back of the box and trying to find heating instructions..... and i love this life ^-^
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+Tadlfm fair enough, though i don't usually cook that much in one sitting.
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I think Id just kill myself lol
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In this case... i'd say the most important tools in that scenario would be a large garbage bag. And a lot of cleaners. I'd be going mad living anywhere near that kind of filth.
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I swear i though this was sam winchester at first
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How did they get a camera into my apartment!!? And why did they censor my glorious nudity with tighty whiteies?? I demand answers
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Are wannabe-leftist bachelors that groce? Glad to be a rightist then!
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I am and looks like me and my room/habits.
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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Girls eating for one is so much different. We actually try to learn how to cook even though men are typically much better at cooking when they learn.
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Starting about twenty seconds in, I was stuck with a shocked and appalled face. 
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This bachelorette does
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Tsicloh Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
Pretty accurate mwahahahah
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This is my college apartment in nutshell haha xD
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Michael Adkins Shared on Google+ · 7 months ago
Well, at least I'm not as bad as that guy!  XD 😆
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I feel so dirty, I'm gonna go scrub my house now. ... Um... for the record, I may be single, but I enjoy cooking for every meal and I don't let dishes sit.
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That sponge sounded like Adam Sandler. Good song!
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"is it time to masturbate?" the answer is always yes 
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This scared me so much I am now going to go take a shower
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I am a girl living like that. With my roommates, p.j.fry and B.B.Rodreaz
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please never let this be me 
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We all get there at some point
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well that's a scary way to teach a lesson...I feel the need to go clean something now...
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There was several moments I sighed.. Over the truth too this. Although, It's more like the song of a poor bachelor. Trust me I would know... waddles in poverty
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So thats what happend to Spongebob
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cries from digital stench
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i think the thing that grossed me out the most was the salmonella because i actually eat that stuff raw sometimes > <
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I couldn't eat cookie dough any more after that.
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+Emma Smith I'm still eating it ; u ;  // shuns self
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Milk IS still good after the expiration date.  I wouldn't eat moldy bread based foods though, even if you pick off the visible stuff, there's still plenty of microscopic mold to worry about.  Moldy meat is fine.  If you go to a place that sells "aged" meat, that's literally all it is.  Old meat they've scraped the mold off of and charge a premium for.
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I think this might apply more to bachelorettes. 1 rule: the hotter a young woman, the filthier she lives. Proven more than once. With very few exceptions.
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+Maya Olivas You're right. there are an innummerable amount of exceptions to the "rule". As with most any other "rules" They are formed from perspective. Not condescending to you, I see these comments alot. I just wanted to agree while pointing out another similar idea.
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from what i have seen being a slob is set on a porabola. really attractive and really unattractive people tend to be slobs and the more inbetween you are the more your in the middle. Though i also believe there are exceptions to every rule.
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I....I think i am going to vomit now. :D
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