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Lil Wayne's Funniest Punchlines!

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Lil Wayne's lyrics are sometimes pretty hilarious. Thanks for watching! Hope you guys enjoyed this :) Follow me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/AlexWpz Tumblr: http://pantsareunwelcome.tumblr.com...

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He didn't mean just a polar bears he was talkIn about black bears too. Not rocket science.
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+pants are unwelcome 2:36 where do u get S from phenominal??? omg ur just as stupid as him "s stands for MIDDLE school" just say school cuz middle starts with m no offense retard but put some thought into ur disses
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+Christian Aman You* Your* Because* Put some thought into your spelling.
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itchy and scratch the cartoon ahahahah lil wayne !
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1:41 lol he says 2 and #1 shows up again lmfao
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2:07 duh! u guys r dumb he doesn't literally mean it the joke is glock+coma= GLAUCOMA not literally gave him glaucoma omg
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You're the black Michael Cera
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She said tunchei you the shit you need your ass wiped money aint shit, bitches aint neither you know im on that grass, dont turn on the spinklers i make her take this dick like advice All about my riches, my name should be Richard
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Whats a goon to a goblin, ALL the Gonorrhea song lol
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Bitch real g's move in silence like lasagna xD
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This one was good . No one can just come up with this . That punchline was dope
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It means like silent like the g in lasagna, he said g's move in silence
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He means that if they kill him or arrest him his music will still go on to be amazing. So maybe if thought about the lyrics more he would know that.
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Hey man, I hope u will read this comment cuz i have explain to verse "WEEZY F Baby and the F is for Phenomenal" (sorry for my english im from poland). So... Right he started his vers like this but than he using word play and rap in next bar "Type of nigga..." but words "type of" he saying like word "typo" like he apologizes for mistake :)
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@RichmondBoy2 Hehe his new album had some decent songs I think :P
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I don't know how to relate to this Mr Little Wayne Chap. He seems like a very decent young man who looks at life though a telescope that being covered up by the hate of the falling sun that beats his life with the mind of a falling child crying in the snow. Deep man, Deep...... Like a polar bear.
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actually sorry to party poop but polar bares have black skin and transparent fur
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@RichmondBoy2 Oh nooo why on earth would you HAT lil wayne :o lulz thanks ;D
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LOOOOL when you said good lord i died too funny!
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i mean i was rollin on lil waynes verse in take it to the head he has a bunch of catch frases in there but they all sound stupid and immature lol
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"Soo imma light her up and then invite her up"
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You make me SICK. I REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN YOU REFUSED TO SHAVE YOUR MEXICANSTACHE!!! TRAITOR!
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@chynnaleilani Haha so I've heard xD (after posting this :P)
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This nigga need to go on rap genius.. Or something.. Some of those lines are a play on words
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I was laughing tell I started to cry, def da polar bear line, great job funny as fuck.
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i deffiantly just lol'd XD ~Em[ily]
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@3873236 Haha that was like a month ago xD but i did! :)
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You know, when you do a "backwards" peace sign, thats the same thing as flipping the bird. But the English do it. I don't know why. The English are weird...
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"if she don't respect me, she gone respect this fick. The world is an asswhole, and we the next big shit!". lol wayne trips me out
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Alex, u put me in a good mood! your vids are funny and i start laughing and that = Happy! Keep the vids comming........ :)
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"i think F stands for middle school" xD i love your videos bro
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Imma bullet proof my ride, now I'm an armadillo.
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You had a sexy stache goin there. I'm gonna miss it ): RIP alex stache oct 30/11 - nov 15/11
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I got a phone in jail. Call it cell phone
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polar bears do have black and white hairs...
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"you must be standing under me, if you dont understand me".-lil wayne "when its Waynes, it pours"-lil wayne 'bitch real Gs move in silence like lasagna"-lil wayne "I lost my mind, its somewhere out there stranded"-lil wayne "send them bloods at yo ass like a tampon"-lil wayne
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Weezy F baby and the F is for failure
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right. wayne has fun with his raps. He has good lines, and every rapper has some wack lines.
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"A milli" "Like a menstrual, she bleed" ...wtf?
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When he says the F is for phenomenal, he knows it is spelled with a P but sounds like it is spelled with an F which is why he made that punchline
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@l0gically Would it be weird if I said that's my actual razor... xD Haha
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so cute =) btw, you look good with/without facial hair x
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nooo u shaved xD two number ones xD I dont think i've heard any songs from lil wayne O_o
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So my last name is Murphy,and I had this one substitute at school,and I swear they couldn't pronounce my last name correctly because of the 'ph'.I was just thinking 'I could've sworn we all learned phonics back in the old days...'
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@nikki8889991122 Ahahaa I'm sorry, that must've gottt pretty annoying xD Most people from youtube can't pronounce my last name anyway :P
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for the second punchline you put #1 again :)
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you remind me of michael cera from Super ur vidz r soooo funny ;))
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I'm drounded in the pussy so I swam to her butt
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@MasterChefChop No I did understand what he meant xD I just found that line sketchy xD
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This was a FANTASTIC VIDEO. You are FANTASTIC.
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" been eating so much pussy man I'm starting get chubby" - 500 degrees ctfu
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well technically alex, polar bears actually have black skin and white hair, he almost got it. haha :)
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im following you on tumblrrrr!!!!! :D your awesome and i love your posts i always reblog your shit :P
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actually polar bears are black, but the tips of their fur is white. google it lol
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Laughed so hard at this; love your commentary.
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ughhh please balance your sound damnit
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This guy must have terets or tweeks or something
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lil wayne is lil lame he has money americas to blame if u buy his cd its a shame
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0_0 no offence dude but i hadn't really notice the sexistache... my bad sorry ^_^ teehee :P
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what camera do u use? random question....
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@WestsideProductionz I mean it! <3333333 Write me bck dear!
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There was this one song where he rhymed "the" with "adidas" or something... yeah I don't know.
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@XXLUVMYD23XX Trippy facts, yo xD Did not know that :)
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did this guy really not understand "eat her till she cries" ?
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@godeau12 Aw thank you!! I spend a lot of time on um :)
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