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Inbred Yoshi

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Waroshi confirmed for the next Wario World.
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If the yoshi is red, it's Woshi, If its green, its WaYoshi.
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"Washi" already exists, though! He's Boshi from Super Mario RPG (he was actually called Washi in the Japanese version, which basically means "bad yoshi") and he totally needs to be brought back but Nintendo can't because Square owns the rights. DAMN YOU SQUARE ENIX
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Imagine that thing in real life. 
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No, let's blow it up!
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I wouldn't trust that bastard with a fork O_O
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Lol, true. I just don't like to see genitals… no sarcasm.
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+Logan Barton no worries and because of that post i have been banned by a community
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So basically inbred Yoshi's father is a Motherfucker ?
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(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
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This is why you should never have sex with your relatives, unless they're your spouse!
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I have a cousin that I would gladly boff... with a Condom of course
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Geez, who knew Yoshis could be genetic train wrecks?
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THAT THING IS DIRTY lol
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Ugh... I acciddently uploaded it on Google+, OMFG.
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MY DICK is not diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty :{
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This. THIS! This is why I love your channel. XD
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I guess you could say his father was (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) a motherfucker
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crowd booo boo.. gtfo..boo where you at...wombo combo...booo
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I have no idea what Inbred means
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+Kylmon Jadone Well, everyone has a different sense of humor. 
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Now hold on... Why would the green Yoshi ever pass baby Mario to the yellow Yoshi?
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In the game, the Yoshis pass on the baby to each other as a relay system through each world.  Green Yoshi first starts in level one then passes the baby on to the next Yoshi after he completes the level.  Then so on and so fourth.  In the last world, Green Yoshi carries the baby twice.  In the first level and then the last one where he beats Baby Bowser and finds the stork and Baby luigi. 
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+XxEmoGothOutcastxX I understand that completely, I've played Yoshi's Island many times. But never in the game does a green Yoshi pass Baby M to a yellow Yoshi. Green yoshi will pass it to a pink or other green yoshi.
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If he can't take care of himself. I know that he can't take care of that baby.
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Is inbreeding that bad!?
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First gen inbreeding isn't too bad. It's when families inbreed multiple times that genetic screw ups happen.
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+Posey And then X-men were born........
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OMG kill it with fire !!!
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This has to be the best video on youtube.
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"Give me the F*cking Baby!" - (Special?) Yoshi.
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"GIVE ME THE FUCKIN BABY!!" -Imbred Yoshi, 2012
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"Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh............." That part was hilarious. Yoshi knows what he needs to do, get the hell away from that abomination ASAP.
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Yellow Yoshi: My mom is my dad's mom. Green Yoshi: WOW, Umm, I don't think I should be leaving a baby with someone of your... "health"
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is it weird that im 10 and i know what inbred mean plus me wathcing these videos? is someone said yes i would be suprised
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+Suzanne Horne I dunno, I mean I knew how sex worked by the time I was 8, so I guess it isn't THAT weird. Though, why do you have a youtube account when you're ten?
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Someone put him out of his misery already
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The inbred's mother is his grandmother and his father is his brother?
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i gotta say the subtitle says gimme the maybe XD
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Actually it is safe to breed parents with there offspring, animals that is.
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+Hatted Gengar Also works with dog breeding... Albeit some results may vary. :/
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This one was funny yet disturbing.
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Game Genie in a nutshell.
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i wouldn't trust an imbred with my daughter (if i had one)
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Funny in the beginning, then just sad towards the end.
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Another one of my favorites.
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This is pretty much every yank.
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+The Vicious Drifloon I just did a brief search, and you're right.
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+bladiumdragon Well yeah i mean that was the reason so many kings were batshit insane, because of royal inbreeding
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because fuck pokemon logic, I mean to get the best pokemon you breed your best pokemon with the right natures and abilities, not caring that they all are related to each other, and you still don't get a horribly deformed pokemon. 
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The amount of Game Overs this guy must've had...
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Mario: Mama mi. . . EW! WHAT is that.
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He seems pretty nice though..
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Give me the beepin baby
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That was kind of weak compared to your other videos guys.
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please kill it please
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Why is this a thing? FUCKING WHY?!?!?!?!
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GIVE ME THE FUCKING BABY!!!!!
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New life lesson everyone - DON'T FUCK YOUR SISTERS.
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+Patrick Barker How could I not!?! Your face says it all!!!
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I think my childhood was just destroyed
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No it wasn't. It was in the past. This video wasn't that far in the past. :3
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whooo  awesome work :)
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Yoshi shouldve gave him to the inbred. Mario has been an asshole to Luigi for years.
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It kinda does since it mentions several instances of Mario being a dick.
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+Nemesis Prime What the fuck are you talking about. It doesn't prove anything because it is not real...Why? Because it's a fucking game THEORY.  Do you know what theory means? 
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he may as well be the cracker version of yoshi. you know they're quick to fuck their own siblings
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Now that piece of shit is dirty. His tail was shedding, he has a trunk on his nose, he uncontrollably rolled out his tongue( which creeped-out the green yoshi), his mom is his father's mom, he died and came back from heaven, he again died but he died crazy. That yoshi is probably on crack... ;) I wouldn't even trust that dirty piece of shit with a damn spoon with a $1 spoon.
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If you're gonna have sex with a relative. Don't have kids.
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The inbred Yoshi reminds of nuka the lion from the lion king 2. Or that doggy that scamp pasted by on the way out of the dog pound.you know the that's says hey uh puppy you okay alright after I scoot by you. Hey come back here when your walking away from me!
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Why waste the effort making something so unfunny? I really doubt whoever made this truly believed this was funny. I hate myself for being so negative, and actually wasting my own time writing this, but I'm so tired of all these unfunny videos on YouTube. I don't know why I keep clicking on them, but I do. It's driving me crazy guys. I'm too old for this, I need to go out and get a job... Anyone in the same boat here?
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You do realize that not all videos on YouTube are supposed to be funny right…
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What? Of course I realize that. But this particular video is clearly supposed to be funny. What's your point?
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Oh good grief that was NASTY.
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This is why incest is not wincest
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the non yoshi: give me the fucking baby! yoshi just nopes away
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kyeron34 kalundu34 Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
this is actually jokes
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Forget killing it with fire, Nuke the damn thing
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Since 1 yoshi has enough with 1 level cuz of the crying. he can still go to another level to keep baby Mario safe but imagine if all the yoshis where imbread
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The inbred yoshi looks like a poorly drawn fan character.
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Yucch!!! That inbred Yoshi's disgusting!
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Well That's Why We Don't Give Babies To Genetic Freaks Lesson Learned
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I'm so gunna kill that yoshi
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his mom had a time machine went back in time met her father, did baby stuff, made yellow yoshi dad, goes back to present meets her son does baby stuff again= yellow yoshi, Then yellow yoshi has to go to past and go to the school dance to make sure his parents don't break up. Simple as that couldn't be explained better
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"Give me the f*ckin baby"
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I wonder what Mario is thinking about that?
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Must be from Alabama..
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O_O I will never play Yoshi's Island the same way again
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I feel bad for that guy :/
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This reminds me when I was a kid and I was talking to this kid then he said "high five!" But he had this really weird oval hand with two knotted up fingers sticking out each end. I didn't want to look like a jerk so I high-fived him. I was so scared o.o
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....okay for you...ahm....less intelligent people "my mom is my dad's mom" means that the inbred yoshi's mom had sex with her own son and then got that inbred Yoshi from her own son....come on people this isn't brain surgery.... 
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and people call ME a neck beard (mostly because i wear a fedora so that makes no sense but oh well, logic)
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+R. Meitzen The sad thing is that even though this was a joke A LOT of people were actually asking about it
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Looks more like a cross between a koopa troopa and a yoshi
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KILL IT! KILL IT! WHAT EVER YOU DO! DON'T STAND BY! KIIIILLLLLL IIITTTTT! D:
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That was gross and scary
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0:53 yoshi is moving his head likes it's dancing
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Here's a scientific fact. Defects only happen when both parents have bad genes or if there's been several generations of inbreeding. It does NOT happen from a single generation of healthy parents.
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+TheCrippledCrow Here's a fun fact: Hitler tried to do this. 
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Tip for Super Mario World: always check the Yoshi Eggs before you ride them.
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im kinda like the yellow deformed yoshi
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Gross that Yoshi just die by himself and an enemy didn't even touch him yellow Yoshi super disgusting okay so gross!
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That is wrong watch bowser want's a gun instead
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I love how he says HOW DARE YOU JUDGE MEHUUH
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KILL THE INBRED YOSHI BEFORE IT LAY EGGS !
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+Ex5S Quad My mom calls me that because i was a master in baiting in my dreams.
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Give me the FUCKING baby! ~ Inbred yoshi thing 2012
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This is what happens when yoshi's island is corrupted 
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And to this day he is still twitching uncontrollably
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I wouldn't trust this yoshi with a mushroom.
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He looks like Godzilla and big foot had a baby
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i'm not an expert on egg based reproduction but i think it works by having a female lay the eggs followed by a male fertilizing them. so would a male fertilizing its mother's eggs result in the negative effects of inbreeding?
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Yes because sexual reproduction is based on diverse genetic material coming together. If the genetic material isn't diverse it can cause problems.
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Funny thing is, we are all inbred. We have to be. You can only go back 1000 years or so before the number of people required to have contributed to your existence exceeds the number of people ever to have lived on the planet. And more isolated populations (Japan, Iran) are even more inbred.
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Yeah, but not quite to the levees your suggesting...i'm pretty sure the lowest the human population has ever been would be about 1000 people, which is actually enough to produce a large amount of genetic variation so… Yeah not really.
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That moment when Yoshis lay eggs.
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