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Frankie Boyle's 10 darkest jokes

by HelpLadyLiberty • 2,834,124 views

Number 8 "I've been studying Israeli Army Martial Arts. I now know 16 ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back." If I had to do it over agen this would be number 2. I found some more very dark...

So wrong,..... But so funny. My wife hates him, I think he's brilliant. Funny thing is, he's the most liberal and lovely guy away from the mic.
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+angryboy2k9 and I think they can clearly make a joke out of almost anything and not be that 'i get offended at everything' type of person. Takes someone pretty chilled and lighthearted to make jokes of such things which I think generally equates into a easy going person to hang around with.
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I think some people need to realise that in the comedy universe what comedians say shouldn't be taken seriously because if they meant what they say they would say it to the peoples' faces. Although at the same time there are lines you shouldn't cross you still shouldn't take things so seriously because they're only doing it to get a reaction.
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And not s single pedo joke in there? I'm shocked.
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+tSp289 I would like to imagine that this was what frankie said after watching this :D
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I love the one about the brilliant clown from his childhood, you know that one who could make a sausage disappear inside your body and perform disappearing acts on young girls?
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I'm extremely surprised that you didn't use the one with the Queen and the haunted vagina.
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+klystron2010 are you trying to say that the Queen is infested with possessed pubic lice?
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+trier4952 No, I'm saying that her cunt spits out ectoplasm when she queefs.
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Sea Tiger Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
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Funny thing is, im aussie, and everyone (including ourselves) seems to think we're all such easy going people n all, but after watching tons of brit comedy and panel shows Ive learnt we have nothing on the brits. The things Ive heard said on some of these shows people would get all ancy and pissy about it if were said on our television guaranteed. 
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I'm Australian as well, an we got nothing on the Brits, the British comedian's tells and say the most terrible yet funny jokes but, in Australia all they do is just swear, that's all. If you know any good Australian comedian, please comment back.
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Frankie, the King of Fuck You Pal!
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No way near as dark as anticipated 
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He's told worse but they can't be on live TV.
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They are the jokes that made it on TV. He's said a lot worse believe me.
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Mock the Week. He's no longer on the show as a permanent panelist, but he can be seen in that role throughout seasons 1-7.
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Number 8 shouldn't be that offensive because it's true. If you're offended by it then you're supporting psychopaths.
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These are only on Mock The Week, you should hear the ones he says on his shows XD
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Nah this can be beat in 4 words - Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital 
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Saw that live! Fucking brilliant!!
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I'm not sure about Frankie Boyle. Sometimes he's hilarious but I think I prefer like Jimmy Carr in the sense that a lot his jokes hint rather than smack you in the face. That joke about Diana, gangbang in a minefield? It's not very clever, it's like taking a brazen word and throwing it into a sentence.
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They both write jokes together, they're mates.
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+ingrogies1 Diana use to have a reputation in having multiple affairs as well as being a patron for a charity to eradicate minefields in war zones. Which is why that would be a good way to commemorate her.
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FRANKIE BOYLES A FUNNY FUCKER 
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I love dark humour but he isn't funny. Just trying to be the most extreme with everything he says doesn't make him amusing.
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yeah nobody laughed either you cunt
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How is number 9 offensive? I get it but how?
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of course its offensive, millions of people die in wars because they lose limbs, thats why...
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+Dan Bowman So this is like Jimmy Carr's joke on Afghanistan and Iraq
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the bald puntz couldn't laugh at his jokes , I mean come on I'm dying here
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oh yeah and Pauline, whats him being scottish got to do with it, JIMMY SAVILLE , is english, so explain your reasoning , you stupid English Bitch, and as for calling me a cunt, thats one word i dont usually use , but will make exception for you, piss of you fat ugly CUNT.
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"discription"... fucking, WOW!
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This guy is a god xD
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Um... am I the only one who feels a little ripped off? There was no number 8. That bothers me more than it should.
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Number 2 was hilarious for me XD I'm such a bad person...
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Remember brave heart everyone thought Mel Gibson will never be able to do a Scotsman! Look at him now an alcoholic racist!
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What happened to number 8?
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Why is 8 missing??
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i dont understand the last one
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I don't get that last one.
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Diana was famous because she tried to prove a point by walking through a minefield as a "stop war" charity thing. So by staging a gangbang in a minefield it is taking the piss out of what she did. 
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When you look like Frankie Boyle, the best form of defence is attack.
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So No8 got deleted ,, Hmmmmmmm !!
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Check out 'Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital' if you want to hear a dark Frankie Boyle joke...
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they're actually banging away at my cock... M I C H A E L  J A C K S O N' S C H I L D R E N'S H O S P I T A L
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i cannot find that joke by frankie where he mentions feeding pigeons gives him an erection
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Wtf? Those are 10 of his tamest jokes!
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#2 should have been Number 1 Darkest Frankie Boyle Joke
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Can someone explain to me what number 2 means?
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+Acclay22 He did, he also forgot that he had a wife
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Actually, they fucked me!....best line ever
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who's the person who will have a hard time remembering his own wedding day according yo Frankie at 2:18?
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Richard Hammond. A host of Top Gear that got into a really bad wreck while shooting an episode for the show and suffered brain damage
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That's who he was talking about in the first joke as well.
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Can someone explain the Richard Hammond joke to me? I'm not British:/
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He's a presenter of Top Gun, and had a car accident, where in he had to swerve to lessen to damage. Much to no effect.
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Really? These are all from a game show. He says much darker ones during his standup
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Why the fuck does this have so many views? Oh wait its the name of the video, not because these are his most offensive and darkest jokes
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Is it a bird. Is it a plane. Whatever it is its heading towards the worldwide center XD
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dara´s reaction to the richard hammond joke is almost as good as the joke itself. is amazing :DDDD haven´t laughed this hard since watching goerge carlin
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This man! Is the one reason I will be sad if Scotland leaves the Union. I will no longer be able to call him British haha. Still a legend regardless. 
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Haha good ol' censorship of number 8. These guys are so touchy when it comes to take critics.
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LOL. And if you've seen Dark Knight Rises, the film goes out of its way to prove Frankie right.
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It will have been filmed before he died..
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I love how Dara corpses.
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I really need to see Frankie Boyle live!
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I typed in "controversial jokes" I was expecting frankie all along. 
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None of these are offensive just funny as fuck xD
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The Queen joke should have been here. It got the BBC in hot water.
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if thats dark humor, holy shit my humor is dark as a coal
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I don't understand the 3rd one
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Heath Ledger, the actor who played the Joker in The Dark Knight, died. As a result, the Joker won't be coming back
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This video makes his jokes out to be really shocking and dark with the dark background and ambience.. but there actually hilarious X'D
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Frankie Boyle is the king of humour
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I don't number 1 or the joker one.
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He's had a lot worse jokes, you obviously just got the ones he does on Mock the Week and they are more satirical than dark. 
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Sorry, I don't understand the third one, can somone enlighten me? Preferably like a priest would to an orphan
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Who is RIchard Hammond?
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+Dan Bowman I thought it was 300 MPH when he had the car crash.
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He's done a lot more bad jokes than that lol
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Can someone explain the Richard Hammond jokes?
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But he's basically fine now.
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Looks like No. 8 has been edited out. Why is it only in the description?
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nick laker Shared on Google+ · 10 months ago
Fuck it I.m wasted
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"Something, something, shocking and dramatically inappropriate." Mr Boyle is essentially the kid who digs out the sanitary towels from the girls locker room to show to his mates in a desperate attempt not to be hated. I dont even pity him i just want to wash the six day old milk smell out of his clothes and beard and send him on his way.
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+TheAmericanWerewolfInLosSantos  Actually you shit sniffing northern oik, you stupid 'eeech ya English cant', cunt it looks like you who's about to be 'fucked off, hahahahahaha, you fucking low life shit stabbing faggot.
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They skipped no.8 So 9 not 10..Dumbass
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he was banned from this show because idiots complained they were offended as they couldn't take a joke
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I am a big Heath Ledger and batman fan . Even i fohnd that joke and the rest funny hahaha . Frankie Boyle nakes ne proud to be Scottish. :)
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i dont get the Diana joke, anyone wanna explain it to me?
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Princess diana loved attention,was reputed to have had many men and she went into minefields as charity work
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Princess diana loved attention,was reputed to have had many men and she went into minefields as charity work
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1:27 Poor Hugh looks like he's thinking "there's nothing i can say that'll match that"
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I don't understand the Joker joke. Somebody please explain it to me.
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+☢ SNICKERS 5+2 GRATIS ☢ No-one said these were offensive jokes. Just dark.  
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The Palestinian one wasn't as shocking, and number 2 was alright. Maybe dropping the HIV gift card one for it? Or putting in the bit where Boyle is talking about being a vet and having sex with the animals. The reactions from Mitchell in that were priceless.
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"actually, they fucked me" Gets me everytime.
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What's with the Richard Hammond jokes?
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If these are his darkest jokes then the person obviously hasn't seen him live. He always makes me laugh. What gets me though are people who go to see him and then complain that they found him offensive. Why buy the ticket when he is known for this sort of thing?
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These are far from him darkest jokes.
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Stil to this day I giggle
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Have You undestand this guy?? What is that language he's using??
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+Brock Brez English in British accents if you want to get technical
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Are you a fucking retard?
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these arent anywhere near his darkest jokes, watch tramadol nights or his live shows and there is much darker stuff. no way would the BBC show his best material for fear of middle england Daily Mail  readers
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im not a native speaker so didnt understand a single joke becouse of his accent... :(
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Can someone explain #1? 
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+FraggingBard lmao he couldn't accept the shock and made a very insulting joke about it :D. I wonder if this or the Jimmy Car joke for Diana is more offensive?
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+FraggingBard No she had more affairs, hence the gangbang joke.
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WHERE IS NUMBER EIGHT. why is it removed???
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don't get the bit about Richard hammonds wedding day??
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Richard Hammond got in a near fatal car crash, which caused him to suffer a bit of memory loss. He forgot he was married and forgot he had a wedding.
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"The missing teenager Shannon Matthews has been found and brought home. Just goes to show - the ugly ones always turn up alive."
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I don't get the joker one wat is it about?
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wat was the joke about Diana in a minefield as I heard a reference on topgear to it b4 but don't get it?
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Damn right, fucking her's my Privalige. ;) Besides, she has higher standards than you mate. Judging by that attitude, that seems to be the Norm for you. ;)
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+Lockdown the Bounty Hunter If you're talking about my comment being childish "thank you". Epic trolling on tap. It's not something I do often so thank you for the complement, Dick dribble.
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The joker died in real life
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I can't laugh at his jokes if I can't understand a word of his monkey accent.
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It's ok to the guy with the original comment. You American faggots don't have a thing called a sense of humour so it would go right over your head anyways.
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The only humor Americans have the capacity to understand is people falling over things and being fucking idiots.
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Can someone explain the gang bang in a minefield?
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Well, Diana was know for her charity for mine removal. She was also known for liking men...
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The fact my jokes are worse is my reason for not liking him...
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Where's the queens pussy joke? That was up in his top 5
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I can listen to this guy's accent all day.
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Fuking love frankie boyle I watched a couple of episodes of mock the week since you left its shit now :-(
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