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Top 10 Chuck Norris Moments

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When he does a pushup, he doesn't lift himself, he pushes the world down. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com as we count off our Top 10 favorite Chuck Norris Moments.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killed 200 people, and then the grenade exploded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Viagra, Viagra uses Chuck Norris! 
+Andy Smith News: Andy Smith later died today due to a roundhouse kick to his face, fatal enough to kill all of the human race!
Chuck Norris sucks. If he is so legendary, he would be behind me smashing my face on my keyboaoerasdhvaljsvnajshgaurhfiaushgueruytpasyfuvxcjfhbopsaygasopdfu[apsdgasfupoiaurssys  u doaghsflvnasirghasohvajsnalrsghasuvabpussy asvhajkfgaritasuiyvajsfasroisuavuav uy aw898wf9pbitchasdvaklcbavbargashvasfhgpastorypenissahvbakb agvaurasugrauyrsugasyvaginashalkcsnvirhgihasgh.
Sigh* why you guys think chuck is the strongest? Seriously.. If i face him i will kick his ass out of here, and he will not let me say more than thisvdhxj#$@*÷(/!:nxjei jdhdieje#$$^#nojkdo qkejsos#&@($nspcjflhr qodjsosjdk#&$£÷; ijehdjdjf#^@^#"$&nfienwpwmdpdken snskejroheeeellppppmeeee sisosjdhxbfheeeeeeeelppp jekebdksnskxndlqpsoorryyyyychuuccckkkkw
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Using nothing but a hammer, 3 toothpicks, and a lunch box, Chuck Norris got my Commodore 64 to run Crysis 3 at max settings while acting as a proxy server for Microsoft's US offices.  
Chuck Norris is a joke!  If he is really that great he would appear behind me and slam my face onto my keyboarlkjwrionv fioshnhiuqoi9043 u5r0847589yrjskfnkioewjfoih
actually it's You that failed
Chuck Norris vs Planet full of Zombies Chuck Norris wins
+Jayden Nop, the universe was born around Chuck Norris
Duration of this video: 4:20 Chuck is magic
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with chainsaw
True fact,Chuck can stop a chainsaw with his hands.
The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.   Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.   Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.   Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice.   If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.   Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker the second Wednesday of every month.   When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.   Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.   Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.   They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.   A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.   Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.   There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.   The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.   The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.   Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.   Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.   Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.   The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.   Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.   Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.   If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.   When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.   The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.   Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.   Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in only one move... a roundhouse kick to the face.   There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.   Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 55 minutes having sex with his waitress.   What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.   There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.   Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.   Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.   Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.   A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.   If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.   Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."   Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.   The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.   Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"   Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.   Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.   Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.   Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.   Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.   Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.   Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.   Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and scream.   Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.   Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.   The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn
WatchMojo.com Shared on Google+ · 11 months ago
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+Chuck Norris this comment that you sent is only like able. even if you press the dis like button.
Chuck Norris is not dead, he simply goes time travel right now, and he's the reason of all the dinosaurs got extinct.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
+Mr. Mundy Chuck Norris doesn´t win... he allow you to lose.
Chuck Norris invented Rap, when his heart started beating Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, shame he never crys
Chuck Norris met the Predator and by that day all Predators become the prey and they become extinct.
Nobody has ever received a high-five from Chuck Norris.  However, many have received a low-two…which is a direct kick to the nuts
Chuck norris sucks Let's see him teleport next to me and press my face against my keybjsshhnbsyubkybfgbfhtbffjvhhjsbauugj128)$(-@!:ygjggbjvkjjjifhhbfuhufyjttthvhngfvj17:7892913749619yvjvyygvbvkhj
1.Bruce Lee kicked Chuck's ass.
...and soon after Bruce was mysteriously killed.  Coincidence, or was it lingering after affects from Chuck's punches and kicks?  The world will never know........
The only movie scene with Chuck Noris I have ever seen was the one with Lee Jun Fan, and that was not because of Chuck Noris.
Chuck Norris never had to raise his voice to anyone, just his feet.
Coming in 3 weeks! Chuck Norris is going to be on Deathbattle!
HAHAHAHAH CHUCK NORRIS CANT FIND ME COZ IM HIDDEN WELLSIDH2827HSUSJ88778HSJSIJ890 SD SSHSGAG GSGSGHW AGSGSG "Fuck this guy" - Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Plus, it only took him a few minutes. 
Chuck Norris doesn't need to drive a car. Because he IS the car
Fun fact: That wasn't even an UZI, it was a mac10 :D
Stupid question but who would win in a shoot out? Chuck Norris or Trevor Phillips?
Dora the Explora would wreck chuck norris m8
If Chuck Norris is tough then why is he not smashing my face into the keyboard? Chuck : I'd commit murder Me : ......You're right. walks away
Chuck Norris doesn't have moments. Moments have Chuck Norris.
if chuck norris were really that strong and magnificent then he could teleport behind me and slam my head on the keyboakdfadkfakhffjlaegka;
Chuck Norris touched MC Hammer.
+jesper pettersson Thanks, younger people won't get it tho.
chuck norris is so UGLY that he scares away a ghost. 
That was the most awful joke I've ever heard. A 12 year old could make a better joke than that...
+Mgaming Leeltime The guy who wrote this is dead now..
Chuck Norris only allow PewDiePie to live because Chuck Norris doesn't hit girls
Voceis sao muito burros enves de mostrar os melhores momentos so ficam falando e nem mostram o momento inteiro
Chuck norris isnt so tough if he was soooooo tough he would march right through my door and smash my face into my keyb-HKGBNJFKBERMFKDNUGTUKNWFMD SMV MG HBGVUFIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBF HDHGEDJXMZX DBEKJASZ
That just made my day.
XD the video said playback error when chuck did a side kick to that guy at the wrestling match! XD it should be "sorry this video was destroyed by chuck Norris"
thats no uzi thats a FUCKING INGRAM MAC 10 1:19 1:24 pftt stupid narrator
+John Allen Cris T. Delos Reyes he didnt say it was an uzi in fact if the guy made the movie with the ingram is because the fucker likes it
+pudransemarikas But if Chuck Norris did call it an UZI, we better shut the fuck up. Hahaha.
75 years old --Chuck Norris  allways class
Chuck Norris is so awesome he's the only man that can make a mullet look good.
i always thought chuck was a badass until i seen crocodile hunter. steve irwin will take a beating from chuck norris and then apologise to chuck.
Well people say is. You don't kill chuck norris
In Soviet Russia, I am Chuck Norris.
🎵A CHUCK-A NORIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!🎵
What is the name of the song in the background? Plizz answer, the song is so cool!!!!
Chuck 'The Fuck' Norris ^_^
For his birthday, Chuck Norris threw a party...about 500 metres
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I'm a Chuck Norris fan and i've seen several of his movies like The Delta Force 1 and 2, Code Of Silence, Hero And The Terror, Invasion USA, Missing In Action 1,2,3, The Expendables 2. I liked his tv show Walker Texas Ranger. 
The absolute TOP moment is missing! Chuck Norris coming out of the water in "Missing in Action"!!
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. LOL
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, He checks the closet for Bruce Lee.
bruce lee is better chuck norris uses a gun 
+Bob Logan "HA HA HA HA GOOD ONE" (NOT)
I don't understand this hype about Chuck Norris. If he is oh so powerful and magical, why doesn't he just magically appear in my house, sneak up behind me, and smash my head into my keyboarnhhhsihbsygghsjkknshbygjskn7726873638nuhubeuhnsnjiuh.,,.dmieoeke//;;;;83736/7829999888:88;8;8kjusjeoo
oh no he is 75th he is totally gonna die 1 day 
Chuck Norris knows who Let the Dogs out!
Like si no entendiste un carajo de que hablo
I think that Chuck norris should be the next president of america (:
Chuck Norris doesn't eat cereal for breakfast, He eats NAILS for breakfast!
I love those moments!
watchmojo intro ruins everything :)
dose anyone know what C.N. real first name is/
chuck norris is better than everybody
I am so sick of all this Chuck Norris crap. Stop acting like he's some sort of god or something. If he is so powerful I dare him to come in my room and slam my head on this keyboarjienirjelwjdjeinji qje i/cew,jfc,ojcfoiwf48nq8fozw,s,s;mnNOBSuojsm
I NEVER replied to a YouTube comment, but this is the BEST I've ever seen. Cracks me up bad.🙌👍
hahahahahahahaha really good!!!
2:47 chuck Norris "plays" lmao!
You Forgat the scene where chuck gets berried alive in a suburban. He gets out by chugging a beer and driving it out of the grave
if 10000 picachus electic bolted Chuck Norris the Chuck Norris wont die instead the picachus will die because when the picachus will electic shock Chuck Norris then will send em back to the picachus and then nurse joy (from pokemon) investigate and then later find out that the 10000 picachus due their own electic shock powers unbelieveable right.
+PokefanAustin Nah bro, dialga happened after Chuck fucked a robot dragon because he was tired of looking after time.
+123mew2 Chuck Norris had a dog. Its name was Arceus.
Bruce Lee would kick his ass
Y is every body so obsessed over chuck norris if he is so great he would come to my house right now and stop me from writing thjdgsg
chuck Norris doesn't make films,  this is a documentary of his life
i dont know but is amazing how badass chuck is 
and i langh so hard i farted
Everyone knows that bruce lee was the one who taught chuck how to fight, the problem is, bruce was still human.
chuck norris will lose in mma fight
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris sucks. You are all idiots.
Obvious trolls are obvious
Nice try but I found the troll in this.
Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
Where is the moment where Chuck stops a chainsaw with bare hands!
you think chuck norris is badass? simo hayha(the white death) had 500+ confirmed kills using a rifle with an iron sigh oh, and around 200 kills with an SMG
I didn't know he fought Bruce Lee in a movie. That's nice and RIP Bruce Lee. 
Fuck chuck Bruce Lee fucker chuck up
Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killed 200 people, and then the grenade exploded
0.5 this guy sonds like robot
Norris never took a razor in his life, i believe xD
That's not a uzi it's a mac10
It's too bad Chuck Norris hasn't been in any good movies or TV shows recently....
kinda showed up on the expendables
Only a sacred few have been proven worthy of lifting the mighty Thor's uru hammer, Mjolnir. Chuck Norris uses it as a toothpick. 
why is chuck norris so special?
+Stocky 'Super' Comdt At 74 years of age, the guy still backpacks about 300 miles per year through the Appalachians for sport. Not many people of any age can do that. He's the genuine article. I'd be cautious about challenging him face to face.
Chuck Norris has never stepped in the same place twice!!!
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents. Suggestions: Run, before he finds you. Try a different person. Try someone less dangerous.  
At the number 8: I just wanna point out that the machine gun first was made around 1900 and that machinegun he is holding must be even less older.... The cowboy era was in the 18 hundreds so... yea it looks unrealistic :P
but then again.. Its Chuck Norris! He can even go back in time! :D
Chuck Norris Is just another human being like anybody else, He is not immune to death, He cant stop Bullets, He is certainly not a god/deity/religious figure, He cannot control the will of the earth, And like all humans he will eventually die. You May not believe me and say I'm Full of shit but i assure you if/when Norris passes away all I have to say will be "I told you so =p"
+Nowaahhh!! Those are not jokers, he is CHUCK NORRIS
The Hype on chuck norris is real men real!!!
kylie potts Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
Check out this video on YouTube:Lol Go Chuck!!
The 360* Uzi takedown is the best shooting scene in the history of movie making.
As soon as Bruce Lee pulled Chuck's pubic hair,  Chuck tapped him slightly on the head and 3 months later Bruce Lee died of brain haemorgaging.  Now you know why Bruce lee is dead and chuck norris lives.
Midget the only movie ive seen of him is the revenge of chucky
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