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Dexter: Morning Routine

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Lovable, charming and deadly. He's America's favorite serial killer. Watch every episode now on Showtime Anytime. Don’t have SHOWTIME? Order now: http://s.sho.com/1HbTNpQ

He's so damn hot!
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This is absolutely beautiful cinematography
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Thx for backing me up
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+Ben Oscher​ any time brohoof it's good to know that there are some smart people out there
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One of my favorite series (but i prefer Orange Is The New Black :D)
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Gee, his facial hair grows quickly. As soon as he shaves it's back again.
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+TheSacredWolf If it's ridiculous than why you do it? And also, if it wasn't an attempted insult, than why do you even bring it up? And to finish up this interesting dispute, I show you something that I had the entire time in my sleeve: 0:16 - he is shaven! 0:30 - he shaves high under his chin. And then 1:23 - unshaven again. Quod erat demonstrandum, my friend.
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Why does this have to be so catchy?
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+Vailskibum94 my interpretation:Dexter is your average friendly neighbour following his typical routine,while pleasing his dark passenger night time :)
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This was uploaded in 2006 and has a short clip promoting 8th season? AND it's 720p. What?
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+borek92 season 7 is best season ever trust me i'v seen every episode
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+SoMuchSwag I've seen every episode as well... and to put it lighly... I disagree. To me it's 2>1>4>5>3>7>6>8.
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Pronti per una nuova giornata
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Question: would you feel safer if Dexter lived next to you?
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This plays in my head every time I enter class
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This plays in my head every time I cook breakfast
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Putting on shoes before the t-shirt...true sign of a serial killer
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+Teebz 1000 It's just a joke. Don't take it too seriously. I doubt you're actually a serial killer (of course, this is the Internet so I can't be certain, but for the sake of this discussion I'll give you benefit of the doubt). Dress in whatever order you want. Then again, if you put on your shoes before putting on your pants...
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+Dicelord N oh no. putting on shoes before pants is impractical for me. Like it'd be a pain trying to put on your pants then
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I've been rewatching season 1 and can't help but think man, what the hell happened? This show was so fucking good in its early days. Season 1 > Season 2 > Season 4 > Season 7 = Season 3 = Season 5 > Season. 6 > Season 8
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+Matt Josh 1 was the best, if you think about it being the 'only' season. 4 is pretty overrated, it had a lot of problems.
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+Steve H Im rewatching now and i agree. When i first watched the show i didn't think of season 1 as the best (i thought the 4th was),but man now i think that 1=4. I wish there were more seasons and had the first seasons feeling to it...
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I'm currently watching Dexter on Netflix and I love it just as much as Breaking Bad.
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SURPRISE, MOTHAFUCKA!
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How could they fuck up season 5-8 so bad ...okay season 5 was good but the rest OMG i cant believe this !! How is this possible ....even i could have writen an better script for season 8 with a clear ending, for all characters of dexter
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+Yukiteru "Yukki" Amano Season 7 was good imo. But i do think season 1 had the best "dexterish" feeling,idk it was just..i can't explain. But i agree those season had less,"dexterish" feeling in a way,but they were still good (Not the 8th tho)
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i regret every time i used ti skip the intro back when i watched  the show. one of the best intros ever
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+·٠•●Majestic●•٠· Nope, Boardwalk Empire or True Detective has the best intro.
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+Det. Martin Hart I agree, True Detective's is really good.
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1:40? Holy shit, this is the longest intro ever created.
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Game of Thrones... (Although that's the best intro)
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I always have this doubt, the fruit it was a pomelo (grapefruit) or a pomegranate??
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+perfunctorium  I'm from Chile, I think they don't have that fruit around here, hope that maybe when I visit the US next year will find it jaja (putting on the list from what to eat there) xD
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Sexiest title sequence to date.
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This was probably one of the best shows on TV, much better than Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, etc...
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0:38 Remembered Sympathy for Lady Vengeance .
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I'm going into advertising/marketing as a career. Headed off to college this fall. All I can say is that this is one of the best made intro videos of all time. The blend of everyday activities into his killings is amazing. Like the floss and shoe string compared to when he wraps the line around someone's neck or when he puts his shirt on as compared to saran wrap around the victim's bodies. Eyegasm
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Dexter must be a horrible shaver to always cut himself every morning.
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And to still have stubble after shaving
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paola guerriero Shared on Google+ · 7 months ago
Sociaaaaaa, for you....per tutti gli altri please astenersi comnenti idioti grazie. Dexter: Morning Routine: http://youtu.be/ej8-Rqo-VT4
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Oddio ke emozione!!!!!!! era tanto ke nn sentivo e vedevo!!!!! grazie sociaaaa!!!!! ti adoro!!!!
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One of the best series of all times From most to least favourite: Season 1  Best serial killer Dex had to face (of course he would be it was his own brother) S 4  Second best serial killer, I think we all know who he was S 2  Surprise MOTHERFUCKER S 6  It cannot be just be who thinks Travis Marshall was quite good S 3  An indiffernt serial killer (the skinner), however Miguel saved the season S 5  The plot wasn't that good for my taste S 7  I really didn't like Hannah, I felt lke she was ruining Dex S 8  We all know about season 8...
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kkkkkkkk mds mano,ainda sinto falta dessa serie
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This opening means many things,like: when dexter shaves and cuts himself,it's about the way he slices his victims' face off when he cuts those meat,it indicates how he dismembers his victims' bodies when he ties off his shoe laces,it indicates how he strangles his victims
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this is a work of art
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The imagery is genius. Period.
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I play this everytime I know I'm going to kill some pussy!
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I play the blood theme
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Dexter isn't a psychopath. Psychopaths are easy to spot in society because they are generally unable to act like everybody else. Dexter would be closer to a sociopath. He blends into society. However unlike both he forms human connections which isn't like either catagory. In addition to that he doesn't understand WHY killing is wrong which puts him closer to a psychopath. Anybody know if there is an actuall catagory that Dexter fits into?
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ASPD (anti social personality disorder). It's the category for both psychopaths and sociopaths. Those terms are no longer used though so we just say they have ASPD. 
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+97WoodFire well,he is a sociopath.Even in the series,his best friend Batista usually calls him "socio" which means both sociopath and a friend in cuban/spanish
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Anyone else notice that he puts on his shoes before his shirt?
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+Luc Angelo Finney as long as he has his pants on first that's not really that odd.
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This is my favorite show so far. As long as I pretend the last two episodes don't exist.
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What a fantastic show
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Nunca me repondré de haber terminado esta serie, adoraba a Dexter. Tenía todo lo que me gusta en una serie, echo de menos a ese psicopata y a sus descabellados planes T____T
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Might have to watch the show again...
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Uploaded almost a decade ago.wut?
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Lovable, charming and deadly. He's America's favorite lumberjack.
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I watched the entire series on Netflix last summer concurrently with the Fifa World Cup. I never skipped the intro and I loved watching his routine.
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Such a charming, well made opening. But it makes this show more lengthy than it needs to be when binge-watching on Netflix.
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It really is an amazing intro, the show in a nutshell ;) (or eggshell?)
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+elmo walker It's just the kind of scene they use all through the show.
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Man I finished Dexter two days ago and I will truly miss him and this show. Farewell <3
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Who puts on their shoes before putting on a shirt?
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The love between Dexter and Hannah is one of the biggest and best made/played in tv shows history! Words can't describe the greatness of Season 7! Seriously! Rita and Dexter were never inlove with each other in first place. No room for comparison here!
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Oh boy I feel bad for you, about to unwittingly step into the colossal train wreck that is season 8
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Subscribe motherfucker!
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maravillosamente genial esta serie.
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i don´t know what to do now, today is my last episode :(
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La mejor serie de la historia
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the best intro in history of intros haha
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am i the only one who hates this song
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the way he looks at the camera though 1:40 so scary hot..
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korylax Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
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Missing this show. The intro was always the best
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Eh ben purée ... C'est de très loin le générique le plus lamentable que j'ai vu de ma vie !
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I miss Dexter so fucking much!
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OMG when trinity killed his wife THAT MADE ME CRY !
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Was a good show. Fuck the last two seasons and that bullshit that they called an ending. Dreadful.
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I've always found it odd that Dexter puts his shoes on before he puts his shirt on.
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Dexter is one of my all time favorite TV shows!
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Holy 8 years ago this started feel so sad knowing it's over ! :(
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the only routine i can watch
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A video posted in 2006 and in 1080p?!?!?
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This intro honestly disturbed me more than anything in the show. 
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i can't figure out what kind of fruit he cuts into. at first I thought it was a lemon. Then I thought it was a grapefruit. what the hell is it? cuz it looks disgusting 
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It's an orange. Oranges can be very re shredding. So, they've tuned it into a blood orange, hence all the killing Dexter does makes it refreshing for him. :)
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q homem....................... sdds
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Anybody else ever noticed he wakes up by killing something and then smiles as if to say:"A day well started"
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Anyone knows, how the "DEXTER" part with the smoke and the blood is done? Or at least wich software was used?
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Weird how in the show he literally never wears an undershirt, but here he does..
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This guy was so awesome that he was even batman
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Never watched the show only here because someone on the video for the opening of the film "The Ipcress File" starring Michael Caine said that theme and opening was similar to this one, which it vaguely is I spose. Go check it out. The Ipcress File opening.
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Carl Von Clausewitz Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
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Over 4 million have watched the Intro here, but I wonder how man people skipped it when watching the show. 
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From the very first episode till the last one, every time I watched this intro I thought that a lot of the things, even all, Dexter did in his morning routine, looked like different methods of killing....!!!! Was that the point or it's only me?
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0:16  the  way  he  looks  at me  O_O
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The sopranos's intro is still better
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Dexter >>>>> Breaking Bad>>Sons of Anarchy>> The Walking Dead
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Where is his laboratory
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I hated LaGuerta throughout the whole series but when Deb shot her I felt really bad. Maria was a cut throat bitch most of the time but at the end of the day she was completely innocent. R.I.P Maria LaGuerta, Season 1 - Season 7.
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i feel exactly the same way. i hated her until the moment she died. after that i was like shit. thats fucked up she did nothing to deserve that.
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Fuck you, I came here to watch the video and I get spoilers right at the top of the comment section. Keep those comments where they belong. I'm sure there's a reddit page where you can discuss that.
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if youu have netflix, watch the show
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I really wish this show had ended after season 4. All the weird red herrings and lazy character and plot development drove my love for this show into the ground at the end. And that ending. My God. I can't get over it.
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i know what you mean, the first 4 seasons where amazing, but seasons 5 to 7 lefo more to be desired, i personallyl think it would of been better if there was 5 seasons but season 8 was season 5 if that makes any sense at all
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+elmo walker season 8 was the worst one of them all. Even season 5 was better than season 8.
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Pisses on Breaking Bad
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It sounds like a soundtrack from Sherlock. Another great reason why I freaking love this song.
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Ne vogliamo parlare!!! Adoro!
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Io non sono proprio fan della serie... 
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A me le prime serie erano piaciute tantissimo.
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simplesmente.... FODA
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this show was okay, but honestly the acting was so shitty in season one that I couldn't watch the other seasons. maybe I'll give it another go. Dexter and deb are such bland characters, it's tough that they are the main ones. 
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