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Seth MacFarlane's Rejected Pitches (with Mark Wahlberg)

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ATTACK PINTEREST http://bit.ly/K7EBjM LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor The creator of "Family Guy" and "Ted" presents some movie ideas the studio passed on, just because they were...

This guy's voice is just incredible.
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Heath ledger was allergic Too soon
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+Peh Yu Xiang i literally said the same thing. lol
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Leonardo di Caprio and an Oscar.
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+Fartin Spartan The role he was born to play.
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+Fartin Spartan BURNNNNNN 420 BLAZED IT 360 NOSCOPE HEADSHOOT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I Actually wouldn't mind seeing a movie where someone becomes friends with Siri literally
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Lol. And now all you guys fall for one dude trying to feel like a genius pretending he came up with a million dollar idea just because he claims to be unaware of Joaquin Phoenix's movie. Believe me lots of us thought of it before the movie came out. But yeah if you really haven't seen "her" and you aren't fishing for compliments than rent "Her" it's relatively ok.
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"Steve Austin and a fetal pig" had me in tears.
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I want to see Jason Schwartzman and the taxidermy moose!
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Aw,you should have gone with Joaquin Pheonix and a newly purchased operating system!Oh,wait.....
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Movie titles: Channing Tatum and a stuffed Giraffe: Sticking Your Neck Out Jason Schwartzman and a taxidermy moose: A Head of The Curve Tim Allen and an old raincoat: Rain Delay(or Home Improvement the movie) Denzel Washington and a plum: Plum Outta Luck Willem Dafoe and a flat tire: Flat On Your Ass Liam Neeson and a baseball card: Take(n) Me Out to The Ballgame Christian Bale and a gum ball machine: Chewed Up Ben Kingsley and a tamagotchi: An All-Day Petting Djimon Hounsou and a diamond ginsu: Little Edgy Like Burrito Like Son alternative title: Father Bell Carly Rae Jepsen and a patch of onion grass: Call Me Grazey Kelsey Grammer and a bowl of shredded coconut: Shaved Nuts(or Fraiser the movie) Huck from the real world and a muffler: Really Muff Charlie Rose and an inhaler: Deep Breaths Maya Angelou and a rubber ducky: Maya Angelou and A Rubber Ducky Roger Federer and a wind chime: Blow Me… Down Keith Olbermann and a yogurt: Fruit At The Bottom Keith Olbermann and a Go-gurt: The No Go David Lee Roth and an AIDS quilt:Quilt Tripping America Keith Olbermann and a frogurt: Froget About It Steve Austin and a fetal pig: Babe: Pigs in The Ring Bob Marley and a floppy disk: Babylon Drive Heath Ledger and a kinish: Kinish In One Hand Art Garfunkel and a pecan sandy: Smart Cookies Chris Brown and a talking cricket: Don't Bug Chris Brown Jean-Claude Van Damme and a stuffed Jean-Claude Van Damme: Escape from Jean-Claude Van Damme's Studio Apartment
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+Jack Byrnes That could also be a movie title.
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+Jack Byrnes Danny DeVito and a talking cow and a talking sheep: Shear and Udder Genius
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At least he can laugh at himself, I suppose.
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Mitt Romney and a starving African tribe child
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Oh, he loves a good Chris Brown joke
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Ryan gosling and a neck tie voiced by ryan gosling?
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I wanna see Seth and Knoxville together in a movie so bad :)
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'I am Seth MacFalane and i can do this all day' - pure gold
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random shit with random shit - every seth mcfarlane joke ever
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+stratocasterbeast But that makes his jokes so amazing! :D
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So someone really needs to make a movie with Peter Dinklage and a talking Sega Dreamcast.  I am not lying by saying I would go watch that in theaters.  
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Charlie Sheen and a bowl of sleeping pills. Charlie Sheen and a sex doll. Charlie Sheen and a Bible. In a church. On fire. Winning. Charlie Sheen and a dead hooker's breasts. Because who else is gonna agree to that? Chris Rock and an ironically stalky restraining order. Chris Rock and The Rock, reduced to an actual rock with The Rock's arms, continuously punching Chris Rock in the nuts. Justin Bieber and a medium-sized asteroid that is mysteriously drawn to his face. Seth MacFarlane and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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1:32 Wait... Maya Angelou THE POET?
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you can do this all day? Good for you Seth Mcfarlane, very proud of you.
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Seth's a great guy.
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"I could do this all day," because I'm a talentless idiot.
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+Ozbangb That just proves that there are many tasteless dumbass idiots, not that he has talent. Not opinion, just fact.
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All I'm saying is if it takes no talent, skills, or any of that to reach the level of success that Seth McFarlane and Adam Sandler has obtained, then why don't you do it?
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0:38 "Christian Bale and a gumball machine with an attitude." Benson, is that you?
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Is that the real Seth macfarlene?
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+Alina Robinson no, its a fake seth macfarlane
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Chris Farley and a Kiwi :)
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Here's another idea, Taylor Swift and blue tricycle. Here's another Justin Bieber and magenta mini fan. Andy Samberg and a tissue box. Fred and a lightsaber. Morgan Freeman and a can of Mountain Dew. That's only a few.
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+SkyMod Lets get Morgan Freeman to drink mtn dew and get a caffeine buzz and we"ll talk
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I actually like the Bob Marley idea...
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i would watch liam neeson and a baseball card, sounds like a winner
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Seth still is a talented guy if you look past his humor. I mean, look at his voice work and his singing talent. However, people who say "If he's not talented, why does he have so much money?" are idiots too. I however personally like his humor because there's something charming about his blunt yet debatably subtle punchlines that I personally find. 
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Who the hell is peter dinklidge and what does he have to do with a Sega Dreamcast?
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I used to hate family guy... But After watching it, I see the humor about America and politics and it's really great. After finding out who created it, I looked more into seth, and found out he's a really talented guy. His love for music really intrigues me. And some of the jokes he comes up with are genuine. I am now a huge fan of everything he does. If you don't think it's funny then you probably don't understand it. 👍👍😬
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+Ace Woods Family Guy does a poor job satirizing America than the Simpsons and I don't think Seth writes for the show anymore. The storyboards are something thought by interns probably considering their quality as of lately.
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+Major Milk Oh, that's why the terrible show got even worse. Seth is such shit that all of his interns pick up on his shit.
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Bob Marley & a Floppy Disk. Now that would have been perfect.
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+Shaun N Ince My money is on stone cold and the fetal pig. I'd pay a lot of money to see that one.
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Were this rejected because they were ahead of their time or were they rejected because I wrote them on a muffin wrapper at a temperature of 105, No they were rejected because I pitched them by myself screaming into a quarry
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For those of you who obviously haven't figured it out yet; Seth MacFarlane voices Brian, Stewie and Peter in Family Guy.
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Seth always reminds me of a cheesy game show host or a dogy used car salesman.
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LOL!!! I LOVE this guy so much!!
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This was like an avalanche... it began slow... ended up a raging mountain of hilarity... and then you wake up because you fell off your chair and it fell on top of you.
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I'd pay money to see Stone Cold Steve Austin and a foetal pig
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Nicolas cage and cake.
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i didnt get even 1 joke in it...
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0:58 came from a "deep" place. very clever!!! Mr macfarlane
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chris brown ahahahahha
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Why is everyone hating on Seth he's amazing and talented guy This guy is a genius STOP hating
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you are right but people have opinions. besides, haters gonna hate
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I don't really like his creations, but I do like him as a person. Family Guy sometimes just gets too low to be "funny"
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damn I want to see that rubber duckling..
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This got old really quick yet it kept going, and going, and going...  Yup, that's Seth MacFarlane, alright.
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I f***ing love Seth MacFarlane.
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I lole at the keith olbermann joke.
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Robert Downey Jr and a sentient joint that contains the soul of his long lost brother... voiced by val kilmer
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John Wayne and a razor.
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Seth MacFarlane is one of the most talented voice actors and worst writers of our generation
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When Seth MacFarlane finished with "I'm Seth MacFarlane, and I could do this all day" I said I could watch this all day, but instead I settled for 17 times.
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Kanye west and a mirror
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Could you imagine Steve Austin's reaction to that pitch? "Me and a fetal pig, Seth? How 'bout I throw your ass down on that stack of dimes you call a neck? And then you wake up and I stun you back to when Lacey Chabert was Meg. Then I'll down a couple beers, go back to that time and stomp a mudhole in your ass, you dumb sonofabitch. And that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so." music hits
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"A gumball machine with an attitude." Tom Servo?
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Tim Allen and A Raincoat - DOTHATONE! DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT!!
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this like all his jokes stopped being funny after the 5th time
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Stone cold steve Austin and a fetal pig...lmao
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And to think that I went to elementary school with Mark's niece! She even had the same last name!
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Christian Bale and a talking flashlight... with an attitude. And featuring Woody Allen as McG.
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Holy shit, you know how many people that were alive in this video and now are dead?
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I'd watch them all, you have no idea
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HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET THOSE ACTORS?!
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"At some point, I just realized he was going through the dictionary......" cracks me up silly
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This guy sounds like Brian Griffin
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I have ideas! John Goodman and a fork. Jackie Chan and a door. Janet Varney and a table!
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Cracked up so much at the Chris brown part
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Tom Brady and deflated football
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+MegaGangsta4life  The voices he did in this video also all sounded like Stewie, haha
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bruce willis and a bottle of shampoo
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started realllly weak, paid off fantastically, mark wahlberg killed it! and seth followed with a double whammy
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I would genuinely watch Liam Neeson and a baseball card.
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I wanna see Bob Marley and a floppy disc
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seth rogan and some talking farts
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Seriously one of the least funniest things I've ever seen
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Anyone else notice that he sounds like Brian when he's talking normal?
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Dwayne Johnson and a rock
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Seth is a genius. Such a hilarious man and writer, and lets not forget, he's just great looking to top it off..
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Chloe Grace Moretz and a tampon
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does he voice stewie from family guy?
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I went to watch 1000 ways to die in the west in a half full theatre...I literally didn't hear a single laugh the whole time.
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its not really a comedy.
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its not really a movie.
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The only reason im not very fond of Seth MacFarlane is because he makes to many racist jokes and rude comments about religion I mean come on. He said its for comedy purposes so he has to pick on everything, Well make fun of the stupid things in evolution and also make fun of white people.(Im White just to let you know) 
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The thing i like about seth macfarlane is that if he makes fun of muslims, he makes fun of christians too, if he a makes fun of blacks, he will make fun of whites, etc.
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Bob Marley and a floppy disk lmao
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willam dafoe and a flat tire needs to be a thing.
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I would pay too se a film about Peter dinklage and a talking dreamcast.
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Seth MacFarlane's an asshole who needs to stop trolling religious people about their beliefs!
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Shoulda done Michael Fasbender and the Jewish Falafel. now this makes sense since he is a german. Oh the irony!
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lol people need to stop hating him, they're just mad that his shows are making money. If hes bringing in this many ratings then hes obviously doing something rite. Hes a talented guy who makes idiotically funny comedy. trust me there are worse people to hate in the world. 
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Seth was a huge ME fan.
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I would like to see one with a basket ball or a wine bottle.
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Kim Kardashian and a giant black hawk
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No offense but all his movie's suck. Just stick to Family Guy and American Dad.
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I hate Seth MacFarlane, his shows should be canceled and never shown again.
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Cry a little more, please. I love your tears. 
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WHEN DID THIS CHANGE FROM TALKING ABOUT SETH SHOWS TO ABOUT SUPERMAN VS BATMAN
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What about Tom Hanks and a volleyball?
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arnold schwarzenegger and a talking dorito
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