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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.

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"Let's talk about doctors I've seen a few 'cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you" they must have meant Pancreatic Cancer for PC and Steve had to go to a doctor because of it! I love the ERB links!
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+Sarrah Allawi I knew he had pancreatic cancer it just didn't click for me. I assumed when he mentioned PC he was referring to some other piece of tech he created lol
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There are ten million million million million million million reasons in this universe why PC is better then MAC!!!!
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Ever used the word billion? there are 999 sextillion reasons that macs r easier to control.
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Oh my God! For fucks sake each company has something on the other, Macs are far more superior when it comes to making creative software, and integrating all the components of a computer without having to plug it into anything, while Microsoft TRUMPS apple in any office based computing software as well as coding software. And I'm sorry to say but if you can't see that then you're falling out of touch with computers..
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Lets be honest......HAL won that....Daisy Daisy 
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Personally I think that PC is much better. But I'm not saying Mac is bad. It's simply that I would much much rather use a PC than a Mac. Mac is more for those not so experienced with computers and they make it simple. But since, I'm more experienced, I would much rather use a PC.
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+Dave Skylark At this point I can't tell if you're trolling or just a retard, so for the sake of my faith in humanity, I will assume you're trolling and be on my way, because this is a waste of time.
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All these PC/Mac kiddos...so funny. Linux trumps all.
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+todd nobodyneedstoknow why do you need a Octacore? My laptop has a Quad edition 4th Gen Intel Core i7, with 12GB RAM,
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+todd uh oh nerd alert
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POLL TIME! If you were given a giant box for your birthday What would you hope it is? PC or Macintosh Begin!
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+Sarrah Allawi Yeah, it's nice to have both. It's quite unusual that you work on PC and want to game on Mac though :P
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PC since i already have an epic mac.
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"You can never ever catch a virus on an apple", ALL LIES. THERE'S A VIRUS NOW.
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see the date.. it was before 3 years
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I will write my own malware because of the noobness of Mac's users .... There are more than enough Mac malware, and certainly malware exists even in UNIX.
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Ricardo Espinosa Shared on Google+ · 3 weeks ago
I'm on Linux bitch...
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I think different from the engine of the days of old
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+94pacestang Hasta la vista, like the Steve Jobs told ya.
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I prefer windows, but Jobs kicks WAY more ass than Gates.
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Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple. Now we now why the icon looks like it does...
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Haha! I know this is a joke before you guys hate on me like "Ugh he was just joking. Ugh.", the real reason it is like that is because without it, they thought it looked like a cherry so they put a bite in it.
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Steve Jobs LIED, only reason you don't get viruses on Mac is because no one wants to make them because no one uses Mac BITCH
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I'm sure PC is better for gaming, but overall MacBook is better.
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No need for a paragraph
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If you like one product, why do you have to hate the other? That's this generations stupid mentality
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This is nothing new. GM Motors vs Ford in the 1920s. I'm sure you can find example after example dating back to the dawn of coherent though, and written language. At the very least, since the dawn of advertising. We can go ahead and pretend this all started in the 2000s if it helps you cope in life however.
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Linux>Windows>OSX grabs popcorn
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+DuBstep115 jos sää kerran tiijät että mää oo nivalasta ni sitte hä sää haukkuit ihtiaski :D vai murteestako hoksasit
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+Silmathiel Sioclya I'd like to redeem my points in the form of a cookie. rm - delete ls - list files in a directory mkdir - make directory top - shows cpu activity cat - concatenate nano - CLI text editor. I use this alot on FreeBSD cd - change working directory apt-get - package manager on debian and ubuntu nethack - a classic ascii game killall - kills all instances of a process su - superuser binary sudo - executes a command with root privileges
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Depends: If the topic is gaming and print making: use windows If the topic is working and power point presentations: use mac which is better depends on the topic actually
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Lol no programmer actually uses MAC. They might compile stuff for Mac, but nobody actually takes it seriously.
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THANKYOU! SOMEBODY THAT FINALLY MAKES SOME GODDAMN SENSE!
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Both are amazing and skilled. Stop having windows vs apple wars. I personally like windows better but I recognize that Steve Jobs was an amazing computer scientist.
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Which is the most valuable company on earth right now? Nuff said
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+vbgthashit with what, hardware... No software... Mostly your opinion, customization... No, speed... no, looks... No. So whats better about it
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How come You say that Apple does not make or design software..what about iOS .? What about Cocoa ..? What about inventing the apps....the apps are big business, Apple has sold moré that 40 billion apps and counting
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Apple was good when Steve jobs was still alive. Now they're pumping out the same exact shit every single year.
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+james gibson getting a lesson on actual character development.
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Why do we lie each other? Everyone knows that you can get a virus no matter what computer you buy if you don't have an antivirus. But huge companies like "Apple" and "Microsoft" want to convince us to buy their products. But what can we do about that, that is a business, am i right?
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+RainbowCookiz Well, i don't have an Mac but i can tell you it depends on you. Every modern hacker make a virus and easily breach into your device if you don't have an antivirus. It depends why is hacker doing that. In most cases, stealing data. So, you got SERVED too. On plate.
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+Slavisa Milenkovic is there a pancake on that plate?
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The server hosting this video runs Linux.
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YouTube probably uses a stripped down duplex file server
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Youtubers uses apple , people with real jobs use PC ! :D
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Apple is way better. I play video games on mine, and I literally have no problems with it. It's easy to use, as well. PC? Psh, I don't use them. Everyone knows PC's are slow as fuck. Macs are 80% faster.
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We all agree that Windows is better than Apple Right? If not then eat Shit you Ignorant Dung 💩💩💩 Jk, but Windows is better than Apple! I feel like you have more freedom with a PC than a Mac
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yeah the iphone. i think pc is better cuz i easier nd more scientific
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Only console peasants use Apple, That should've been in the rap.
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+dalmation black I don't hate people for being PC gamers. I hate people for being elitist assholes. They think they are so significant for playing games home alone and fapping all day long. Who cares how many gigs of RAM you have when you don't know how to behave like a civilized human being. 
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+LPS Tica Da,ali perosutra,jer sutra ceo dan necu moci na lap top jer u skoli radimo neki projekat
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Linux for the win! Linux is the only OS that steam really USES like it should others. Linux is awesome for gaming.
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+RainbowCookiz Virus's are on mac.. they have been for a long time, are you seriously one of these retarded people who thinks that? Dude a computer is a computer, an OS is an OS, ANYTHING can get a virus, hell if your dedicated enough a fucking calculator could get a virus if your determined enough to make one :P Mac's have a lot of virus's now, which is why theres more anti-virus available for it. But wanna know something? LINUX is the only true OS that is capable of avoiding virus's because of the way it works, none of the packages are built in together into the OS. the OS itself is just the kernal, everything else even down to the desktop envirourment, wifi, display, keyboard settings EVERYTHING are packages that get installed ontop of the kernel like normal programs so if one is infected, just uninstall it, purge it, install it again. done. With Windows and Mac you can't remove system features. So if they get infected your fucked, especially on a Mac.
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AAAAAHHH! I got the reference! When Steve said  "Now excuse me, while I turn heaven to profit" Because he died guys! Then Bill says, "Fine! Be like that! Die then! The whole world loved you, and you were my friend. I'm alone now with nothing but power and time" Because Steve did die and the entire world loved him and he WAS his friend. So Bill is all alone because Steve is GONE. Anyone else get this reference?
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Why did he have to die wawawa
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PC is 1000000000000000x better than Mac.
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+DetectedGamer Okay, I should clarify as well, I was talking especially about laptops. The battery, build quality, and convenience is worth more to me in a portable computer than specs. For a desktop, I always go with PC. There's not much that can go wrong even with a crappy brand of PC as long as you know what you're doing with the parts you choose.
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PC Is good for games. Apple is for working and programs. iPhone's are AWESOME. Samsung's are the WORST EVER!!1!!11!
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i dont realy give a crap
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linux is shit. Apple is sht. Microsoft rules!!!
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that why i said... it is closed down now. is kali linux the same as backtrack with different name? or did they move the development even further?
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+Wouter de Roos Dude, You realize its called GNU/Linux not just linux, as in Gnu not unix/linux please educate your self before you post a commnet about unix
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PC = pancreatic Cancer PC = Personal Computer Steve Jobs died from pancreatic cancer "I got a PC but it wasn't from you"
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NEW PC COMING OUT EHHHH.... I PHONE 6! LETS LINE UP IN THE STREETS GOING 10000 FEET BACK.... SEE DIFFRENTS
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Sorry, I only speak english
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12,328 people own PC's.
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Yash TEN Shared on Google+ · 3 weeks ago
Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of Hi…: http://youtu.be/njos57IJf-0
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Mac is overpriced, and if you can not see that, you are either clueless or lying to yourself. A proper Hackintosh is the only thing I can see being atleast somewhat reasonable, price/performance wise. Apple users, you're paying for a system that won't like it if you need new parts. Well shit, said more than I thought I would. Incoming Apple fanboys.
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I have a laptop that's from Apple and it has work really good for me during the last years. We also have PC at my house, which is also good. So I don't see the purpose in arguing.  If the apple or PC device works for you, well that's good enough
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If "working for you" is all you need, then of course. That's definitely good enough. However, if you want the most out of what you pay, a Mac should be your last choice.
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windows bit off apple not true he meant was android bit off of apple
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Apple is overpriced trash. But in this battle Jobs won.
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steve jobs always and forever will be the true genius
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+tristin grant He's already dead... He died 3 years ago from Pancreatic Cancer and Repiratory arrest.
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WASTEem4LL, he had cancer
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actually on a mac you can get viruses easier then a pc plus there are more bugs on a mac then a pc
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Btw faggot means a bundle of sticks, stay in school
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+mortalminerXpho Also if you haven't noticed for apple every format is different and less programs can be put onto an apple. Plus a gamer's laptop is 9/10 will be a windows. Think about it only apple computers use an apple interface every other company has a windows interface even the apple computers have a windows side. Think about it windows is much much better. I know what faggot means you know how god appeared to moses? technically as a faggot. 
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STOP HAVING BATTLES ABOUT APPLE AND WINDOWS! I use Apple and I think it's better but this is ABOUT THE RAP! NOT THE COMPANY!
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+Eve Just a Player That's not Linux, it's a computer from the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey" called HAL. The fact that it uses Linux in its verse is just as a way to say it doesn't depend on neither Gates' nor Job's companies.
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+Vlad Saioc Everyone Down below say Linux wins. So I say too
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Of course Steve Jobs won
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this one was real fun
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I think so steve jobs wins it
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"You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple." "Nope, Fruity Loops, PC." oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, if anybody gets this joke, applauds
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Sheldon and Leonard Vs. Ted and Marshal
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MAC IS SOOOO MUCH BETTER. WINDOWS SUCKS!
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+MCNoFair Most people who say apple is better just like it cause it's expensive. Just saying
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+MrBlox339 wait so they like apple cause its expensive? ???
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Jesse Pinkman VS Daryl Dixon
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Are million million million billion billion things, why Linux/GNU And MAC better then fucking Windows
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let's see you list that many then
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PC has more use and is a bit better. Also gaming on an apple is like trying to dive a car on frozen ice.
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1. Steve Jobs kicks Bill Gates' ass so much 2. That is one ugly son of a bitch Bill Gates 3. What the hell is this: 1:43 4. Bill Gates has a better life because he actually is the world's richest man and Steve Jobs died before him...
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+Kevin McGinley 3. is the PC from the movie 2001 a Space Odyssey from 1968 :D and in my opinion Microsoft is better
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Not really sure what the argument is.  ALL of the OS's(operating systems) in this rap battle can be run on the same hardware(computers).  Debating phones, internet, business, each are owners of their niche, MS rules the business world, Apple rules the device world and Linux rules the web. Bottom line, UNIX wins, it is what OSX and Linux are run on.
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"how you gonna shoot me down when i guide the rocket" oh man, thats worryingly deep :/
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que chulo es lño mejor es de la muerte
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lol linux jumps in and is all i stomp on a mac and a pc half the people watching r like whats a linux and the other people just crack up in laughter cause the linux thinks its cool
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Oh, btw the Hal|9000 they didnt make it, its a super computer, for people who say it is....
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This video would have been completely different is jobs was still alive. T_T why is cancer there?
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Because it's worth 160 Billion USD a year :s
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Apple has some stuff going for them... advertising... uh, virus protection... uh.. -Line?
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+Bilbo_Gamers Yeah, i don't need AVG, I'm using OSX and Linux (same coding as Apple) and who knows to use Linux knows how to use a computer.
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Windows is better,Trust me..i'm a program.
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That's just about what your programming, i'm using dual-boot OSX and Linux for programming
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Sup fake Brock of bamba
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Please ERB make h20 delirious vs vanoss gaming. 
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 Am I the only one that uses Mac and PC?
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No you have to have all products
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STOOP FUCKIN SAYING PC IS BETTER THAN MAC CAUSE PC IS SLOW AS SHIT ITHINK MAC IS BETTER CAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKIN PROBLEMS WHILE PLAYING INSTALLED GAMES THEN WHEN I PLAY INSTALLED GAMES ON PC IT EITHERS FUCKIN CRASHES OR FREEZEZ SO STOP SAYIN PC IS FUCKIN BETTER IT IS SLOW AS FUCK👿
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Want to know how to really test the theory? Install Windows on a Macbook. If you get the same slowness, then it actually is Windows.. If not, then its the hardware. By default, Mac requires minimum of Duo Processor, 2 GB of Ram, and 7 GB space, where Windows minimum of 20GB HDD Space, 1 GB Ram, Single Core processor. Modern Mac's are using at least a Quad Core Motherboard, hence you have the power to do whatever you wish, only problem is that your paying 2k+ for said product. With Windows you can easily invest 600$ for the same specs as a Mac Quad Core. That would cure your slowness. My Point: Not always the OS that causes the issues. Experience: Computer Repair since 2004 Computer Networking since 2008 Associates in Computer Network Systems 2011 
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Oh my god Steve would TOTALLY just jump in haha. I love how you keep their characters in these. THEY ARE SO CLEVER I LOVE THEM!!!! great job keep up the AMAZING WORK!!! Btw. KevinVanNord vs someone else!!!
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Alien said Steve won but i prefer PC coz theres a pc called Alienware 😋👽
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Best Comment so far :D
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Wrong comment section haha
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Fuck Linux! Windows and Macintosh are the best
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I don't give a crap about any, except I think apple is better, but can someone PLEASE explain to me what the hell is HAL9000???
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2001 a space odyssey, Watch it. Now. Go off and buy it if you don't have it.
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Sujan Biswas Shared on Google+ · 2 weeks ago
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I use pc,but i think Jobs won
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I like Microsoft better, but the rap did not seem to put much on Gates' side.
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hello. macs run faster than pcs of the equivilant because macs are a closed source operating system. although these are a little bit faster, you can do alot more on a pc. furthermore, a pc is much cheaper than a mac, uses more ideal components (shock resistant heavy duty plastic). macs do not have this, and it is a proven fact that plastic is much more shock resistant than aluminum. this means pcs are less likely to break.  some pcs are fantastic, and others are not. most pcs are not buggy, and live a long lifetime, unlike what many mac lovers say. the idea that macs last longer than pcs is a fabrication, especially since apple shows cheapness in some of their products (bending of iphone 6+ and macbook air, because of very thin aluminum casing to save money), and my friends macs harddrive broke after 3.8 years (less than average lifetime). dell uses kingston ram, which is known for high quality and has been personally tested by me and others. apple ram is only known for appleness.  you can get way more features in a pc than in a mac of the same price. this is all important that you understand that macs are overpriced because you shouldnt fund such an evil buisiness that wants to rip people off super hardcore. it is also important that you save your own money, because you will need it (if your not rich). tank u for reading c:
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who rap last is the winner
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Bill Gates is better than Steve Jobs Steve is sooo gay he deserved to die.
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See people this is Xbox beats crapstation 3 and crapple
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EpicLloyd vs Nice Peter
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Team rocket vs Bonnie and Clyde
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its gotta be Steve Jobs he owned Bill Gates oh and Bill Gates wants to win so badly because of the way he talks
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New version with Eric Schmidt required
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I'm not hating on Apple but I think that the Mac sucks I personally like PC better But hey Apple lovers if it helps I have an iPhone 5
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My all time favourite ERB. Nothing will ever beat this.
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You should do Beyonce vs rihanna
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HALL 9000 so won  Best Supercomputer EVER!!!!!!
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They need to do hal vs siri
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Apple sucks, its a horrible interface poorly coded using java, which in turn makes it confusing, un-user friendly, and just plain horrible. Plus apple only works with other apple based products. PC works with anything, because windows is coded very accessibly and is made to be useable with most things. Also windows is just a stronger OS in general. And coding on a windows is easier even.
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I think Steve beat bill in rap battle all the time 
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Noe Nicolas Shared on Google+ · 6 days ago
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PC=good gaming Mac=good at everything Hmm..
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Only fat, stupid 'Muricans use Apple.
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Apple better than ever!!Apple forever!windows end!Don't use windows! windows bad OS!Windows - shindows!
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