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Dave Chappelle - Terrorists

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Dave Chappelle - Terrorists

"Hello? We've got-h five black- hello?"
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everybody get to the fuuuuking ground and nobody look at my face
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Even truer this past week
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Jewish is a religion but genetically Jews are Caucasians.
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Actually.... Jews ARE a race... The Jewish people are a race. Judaism is their religion. =)
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wow almost 5k likes and no dislikes
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only the blacks dont have 2 pence to rub together... and they are slaves to rich arab masters.
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xD its not good to hold in your laugh
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Dave is a king man... funny! =)
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No, it's the West that's doing everything it can to drive the Middle East back into the Dark Ages... This happens nearly everytime a democracy arises in the Middle East, or any state that nationalizes its resources. Whenever the Western world isn't happy with a democracy, it overthrows the democracy and replaces it with a puppet dictatorship that's willing to bend over backwards for the West. And BTW, you also fail to mention how that same kind of slavery still exists in the Western world...
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omg hilarious :) Greetings from Turkey. I hope one day kurdish peep in Turkey stop being terrorist and could live with Turkish peep with peace. We can easily live together with peace. They should accept, %80 of Turkey's criminal records belongs to them. But also they are handy hardworking. So we should see eachothers good and bad sides and accept with it. If someone could make a funny movie to show how Turkish and Kurdish peep acts as a partner, maybe cops. Like maybe rush hour.
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see once again this is just you making shit up. No it wasn't everything you are talking about isn't a religion. you clearly know nothing about the Nazi's or even what the definition of religion is.
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Actually Jew is a race... You can be born with Jewish blood and not be of the religion, and vice versa. It's both a religion and a race. How do you think the holocaust happened? Hitler didn't care if you believed in the religion or not, if they could prove you had Jew in your blood you were fucked.
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the weirdest arguments pop up in weirdest places
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2:20 Fuck me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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This was in 2000. 1 year before 9/11
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many many many references to god, christianity and religion. you claiming nazism was a secular religion...... is shit you are just making up. they did not worship hitler as a god, hitler gave power back to the people, turned germany from a third world country to a world wide super power, and more. even time magazines man of the year was hitler in 1933. while hitler was in power he instituted kindergarden and environmental projects.
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Actually,the Jews are a race based on the religion that a majority of them believe in.
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No they actually could not have been absorbed into the other Arab nations of the region. Only Jordan allowed refugees in and a small number at that. The rest could not take the burden of extra people on their respective economies. If Israel hadn't expanded aggressively in the early years it would not have been a necessity either.
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I like to give a shout out to Ray Ray in Newport
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Race is none changing. Religion is a belief. You can change your religion, but you can't go from being black person to a white person. Know the difference.
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Look how excited the black crowd gets after he reads the note.... ROFL
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I don't care what you said you were wrong. deal with it.
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You sound stupid. Why would he steal from the poor if they ain't got shit to begin with? Please don't make yourself seem uneducated on the internet.
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Hmm ...you can genetically identify israelite/hebrew DNA which is different to Middle Eastern or African DNA. No matter how many generations of mixed or varied breeding the DNA will still be present. ... race?
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his Arab accent is brilliant too
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"If like to give a shout out to Ray-Ray and Big Steve and them... send some newports." LMAAAAOOOOO!!!
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Ha! Even more funny after I read that he is actually Muslim.
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I am not butt hurt nor do I look like an idiot. You are the one who needs to make shit up. nowhere and in no way was hitler ever portrayed as a god. Julius Caesar was, the Pharaohs of Egypt were, but not Hitler. you making shit up doesn't make me look stupid, it makes you look desperate as hell.
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Jew isn't ethnicity. Israeli. Pakistani. Black. Caucasion. Etheopian. These are your ethnicity. Judaeism (being jewish is just practicing judeaism..crappy jew if u don't know this) christianity. Hinduism. These arr RELIGIOUS PATHS NOT ETHNICITY. THERES ONLY ONE RACE WE KNOW OF..HUMAN.
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so yeah the german people loved him, he isn't the first leader a people have rallied behind that doesn't mean nazis was a religion, or that hitler thought he was a god.
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I love Dave Chappelle. I think it really shows that he has traveled around the world. I think he has deep understanding of humanity. He really understand racialism. Yes, racialism... how race is connected to everything in US. He has been in other countries and he understands that other ways of looking at world is possible.
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Thinking that everything is about "race". Seeing "race" everywhere.
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Who the fuck you think you are! you fucking ignorant....Jewish is a race, a lineage and a religion you can be jewish without folloing the religion ull just be half jewish. Got read a book
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terrorists don't fuck with black people????
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There are many talented black comedians, but this man and Richard Prior are the only two that makes me pee in my pants in laughter.
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LMFAO FUNNY FUCKER MA NIGAA DAVE CHAPPELLE
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If you ever forget any jokes on a Dave Chapelle video, rather than replay the video - simply read the comments section and you'll get every single joke rip roaringly delivered by the magic of text.
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Not at all. Early in his career, Hitler cynically used religion to his advantage where he thought it could help consolidate power. He used it as a tool primarily to gain legitimacy with Germanys religious population and bishops. Once he was in power he dropped nearly all religious pretense and positioned himself and the state as the secular 'religion' of Germany. His atheism is extensively documented and no serious historian considers him a 'devout' follower of any religion other than his own.
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They live in refugee camps BY CHOICE. They could have absorbed themselves into any other arab nation in the region, just like every other refugee population throughout history has done. But for some reason the Palestinians are still refugees. Why? Because it's politically convenient to keep up anger at Israel. If the surrounding arab states had welcomed the Palestinians as citizens then this issue would have disappeared long ago. It's a complete joke, and I have no sympathy for any of them.
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Obviously you can't convert to the jewish race, but you CAN convert to the jewish religion. Duh
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He accepted guilt for something he shouldn't have.
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since when the fuck was there such thing as a jewish race? you mean middle eastern? dumb fuck? cant admit your brown? so you call yourself jewish. Get the fucka outta here with that shit. You jews turned out be just like hitler. Nothing but racist self hating bigot.
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If whites didn't colonize these other places, what makes you think others wouldn't? Imagine if the chinese colonized the Americas and Australia, it would have come out even worse! and FYI, the arabs of Arabia colonized much of central and eastern Africa and reduced the entire native populations to slaves, in some places the slavery continues and the arabs have never once apologized for it. get off your high horse, whites aren't some "big great evil" we just got there before you did.
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he was talking about terrorists, why didnt he talk about the cia, fbi, alphabet agencies
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"umm they is treatin' us good, we all chillin' nd shit" lol
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Bullshit. With all their trillions of dollars in oil money, there was no way for Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Egypt and the UAE to collectively absorb a few million new citizens? Citizens with whom they share a common language and religion and could have integrated into their society completely within a generation? Nope, not buying it. That's a bullshit excuse if I ever heard one. The arab states need them as downtrodden refugees because they serve as a useful political tool.
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I care for every race and it bothers me that ppl still talk that disrespectfull now a days so sad
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This is the only thing i can say to anyone who comments to any racist or ignorent just dont comment anymore the only power someone has is what we give them.
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Hello we've got 5 black, HELLO !!!! ha ha ha lol that's shit had me rollin... !!!
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Judaism is an ethnicity and a religion. Even to make Aliyah to Israel your mother has to be Jewish but you can be an atheist.
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Blacks don't hold the same amount of importance.
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NOW, I WAS BORN IN AMERICA. HOWEVER, I HAVE PUERTO RICAN BLOOD. IF I WAS TO TAKE A TRIP TO PUERTO RICO, I WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM UNDERSTANDING THE PUERTO RICAN LANGUAGE BUT THE SPANISH SLANG FROM PUERTO RICO & MY SPANISH / AMERICAN SLANG ARE ALOT DIFFERENT. SO PRETTY MUCH IT'S LIKE SAYING THAT THEY ARE FROM THE COUNTRY WHILE I'M A CITY BOY.
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lol good point....christian terrorism has claimed hundreds of millions : 14 million native american killed millions of african enslaved hiroshima& nagasaki adolf hitler killed 7 million jews george w bush & tony blair killed over 1 million iraqis anders breivik killed killed 77 in norway shooting and bombing all the people mention were of christian....muslim terrorism is overated.....christian people have terrorized people and comitted mass genocide globally
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Why would saying nigga determine whether white people find black jokes funny?
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lol i dont care why he walk away from hollywood but please come back
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Why should I be taken hostage, and raped? Why do you wish that upon me?
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He obviously dosnt know what somalia is.
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1- i didn't say anything about slavery 2- it goes both ways, asshole.. maybe people will start to think it's a bad thing once the whites start to think it's a bad thing to colonize other countries (see: France refuse to apologize for colonizing Algeria for 132 years). 3- fuck you
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forward.com/articles/155742/jews-are-a-race-genes-reveal/?p=all
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Hahahahahaa... yeah real convincing. You clearly know what you're talking about. But again, if Hitler was so 'devout' then where are all the massive Nazi churches and shrines? When did the Nazis hold religious ceremonies? When did Hitler give big religious speeches prosthelytizing to the population? Hmmmm? When a religious leader has unlimited power he tends to do those things. Every rally and building in Nazi Germany was dedicated to Hitler and Nazism, period. He was their god.
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I have already shown you the evidence. and your comment "no serious historian considers him a 'devout' follower of any religion other than his own. " is you making shit up. there are several historians who are very serious about him being a devout catholic, or is it more likely that you will refuse to take any historian seriously if they don't agree with you?
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I heard about mongoloids. But in my country "mongoloid" basically means the same thing as "mentally retarded". I don't know why, but there it is. That's why i was surprised. We call ppl from asia "asiat" in singular and "asiati" in plural. I thought that in english the word will be something like "asian". As for the people from mongolia, we call them mongols. MongolOID on the other hand, is a man with severe mental disability. Language is weird sometimes.
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...but by thier own definition jews are the people of israel = israelites/hebrews
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Shout out to ray ray and big Steve! x') lmfao!!
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No, that is just you making up shit and twisting facts to mean what you want it to mean. you are a joke. No he just killed anyone who wasn't catholic, or white, or he thought was a threat to him politically or personally. If hitler was an atheist why did he spend so much time looking for the occult? fact both of Hitlers parents were catholic, fact hitler made many speaches about god, and in one of them talking about his christian duty to wipe out the jews. fact hitler wrote a book making many
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Let me ask you, what led to the Soviet Union expanding it's territory AND the creation of the Israeli state? What was the catalyst for all of the aforementioned change? Also, ONLY the Palestinians remain a people without a country. A spade is a spade my friend. Palestinians are still living in refugee camps to this day. So yes, they are still refugees.
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I don't understand the claims you are making, all the people you mentioned (Japanese, Filipinos, Poles etc) still have and did have land even post war, the Palestinians had their land taken away from them and renamed...
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While it is true that Jews have a lot of ethnic backgrounds because of the diaspora (wikipedia that and get some knowledge), all Jews have a common ancestry traced back to Jacob and his 12 sons. All, that is, save the few that convert to Judaism, which are very few, especially since Jews do not proselytise. So, there are darker, arab/hispanic Jews, such as those in Morocco, called Sephardic Jews. European Jews are Yiddish. Despite their huge ethnic differences, they have a common ancestor.
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