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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

by hh1edits • 27,139,945 views

Part 1/2. List of films found here: http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-100-greatest-movie-insults-of-all-time-the-video.php For the sequel... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWEZ_IjcSk

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
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+Kobobble Well frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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And so the pot head reveals himself!
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Guys like you probably loved ' this is the end '!
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"I'm so glad your momma died giving birth. If she'd seen you, she'd have died of shame."
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There's a few from that movie that could work. There's that one and "You boys are dumber than a bag of hammers." Also "The only good thing you ever did for those girls was get hit by that train"
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)It's probably( In Bruge
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Here are some insults, please rate them. number 1 Yo, you face so messed up yo momma almost sent you back. number 2 Who the hell needs to send monkeys into space when we got these idiots. number 3 Why the heck is your bathroom pink! What did a flamingo explode? number 4 You call that a hair cut? Looks like a cat crapped on your head. number 5 You spend so much time on a computer that you look like a raccoon. number 6 Who the hell asks people to rate your insults? You sad sad person, I used your insults on my dog and he crapped all over them.
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+SuperFluffyShmoopy If you've ever had a cat, it's a funny visual image, and pretty original best I know.
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My best one: "This is the part where you wash the taste of my dick out of your mouth, you crackhead reefer bitch"
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Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!
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Michael Beverly Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
At 1:39 is my favorite.   7:30 is pretty good too.  At the end of a big debate with a hostile crowd, 9:40 works. I think I need a break from the internet......LOL...
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"You listening? Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. Got that?"
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Tericak Watt Shared on Google+ · 1 week ago
The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time: https://youtu.be/PSEYXWmEse8
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You're a cunt.  You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt.  And the only thing that's going to change is you're going to become an even bigger cunt.  Maybe you'll have some more cunt kids..."
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IF I HAD A DICK THIS IS WHERE I'D TELL YOU TO SUCK IT!
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YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
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Hey laser-lips! Your mother was a snowblower!
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7:02 what movie is that from ?
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In Bruges I can definitely recommend it alongside Seven Psychos.
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LOL! "Do you what happens if you do another turn in the joint?" "I fuck your father in the shower, and then have a snack. Are you gonna charge me, dick head?" That was the best!
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3:20 is just fucking golden. An insult so deep it gives you bone cancer.
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3:35 That's his fucking mom, too.
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6:45 "cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!" 
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And you my friend are a stuck up, sadistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, nazi-loving, child-touching, semen-drinking, piss-swimming, uncircumcised, dog-raping, penis-smelling, big-nosed asshole.  
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2:12 That guy looks like justin bieber Plus I wish he would say that
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Thundercunt... HOW THE F*CK DID HE COME UP WITH THAT XD
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"I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin forehead and I'm gonna fuck the Brain hole" hahaha
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A www fuck this is too funny
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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time: http://youtu.be/PSEYXWmEse8
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Yes it's true..... This man has no dick.
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Lmao that's a good one I'm have to remember that the next time I'm claiming off your mother(Jason Statham) lamp one of my favorite movies
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"You can go suck a fuck!" ......What?
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"Who put the fucking cameras in this place?" "Oh, who the fuck are you?" "My name is Inigo Montoya. You keel my father. Prepare to die."
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Put together so well!
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"You shit kickin' stinky horse manure smellin' maddafuker, you!"
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Nobody mentions 'If I'd have a dog with a face like yours, I would shave his ass and teach it to walk backwards.' ??? That is so nicely put, if you use it on some dumb fellows they would even think, hey, this guy really likes me.
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I stole my neighbors cat and ate it for breakfast. All cats deserve to be eaten. They're actually pretty tasty. 
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I hate it when people don't know the difference between a threat and an insult. "Every fucking thing about you is ugly" is an insult. "I'm gonna put a bullet in your head and fuck the brain hole" is a threat. Insults are made of adjectives and nouns. Threats are made of verbs.
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It had to be Malcolm Tucker, it was only a matter of time.
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OMG Fucking Willie Wonka HAHA I haven't laughed that hard in awhile XD
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1:41 He did NOT speak to the Dark Lord that way! 😲
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1:40 Prof. Moody called Voldemort a c*nt! O.o
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First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Les Grossman is the best lol
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I know some people who curse WAY WORSE than these paid actors do
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4:44 what did the actor in hat say?
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I crap bigger than you
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"Oh who the fuck are you!" "I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy." Great. Awesome. Fantastic!
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at 6:43.... the best insult of all time by far
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You cock-juggling thundercunt...! hahahaha
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What about Willow and "Your mother was a lizard!"?
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How art thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil !
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Which movie was the jack Nicholson one
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I fart in your general direction. Golden haha.
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One threat missing: De Niro in Goodfellas, the slow motion scene where he just looks and smokes to the guy asking for his money back
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"Go home and get your fucking shine box"
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I don't get how that's an insult.
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I'm surprised they didn't show the one girl from scott pilgrim say "You're the lowest salt of the earth."  "I meant scum of the earth."
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This is where CoD players learn to be edgy.
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who is KISS MY SWEATY BALLS U FAT FUCK?…8:24
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Ive heard better insults from my mother. She says its because she hates me i say its to build me up D:
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KimRae Kyo Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
"Sit yo $5 ass down, for I make change" lol I heard this in one episode of Martin, and my life is now complete
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"SIT your 5 dolla ass down before I decide to make change!" God that's hilarious.
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Upvote for the awesome ending.
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South Park is not a movie.
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It usually has some complex and well purposes meanings to its episodes, but it's jokes are too obscene for many to notice.
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+selthroWs Wow. I've never met a person in my life that actually hated South Park. Maybe dislike, but not hate. Why the hate?
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"You can go suck a fuck!" hilarious
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Ahhhh, the "eggplant scene" from True Romance. One of the greatest exchanges put on film. Not to mention the great cast - Brad Pitt as Floyd and Gary Oldman as Drexl Spivey is pure casting genius. Check it out people, you will not be disappointed.
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awesome job mr harry
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dumb guy: what's your name smartass: Fuck you, that's my name LOL
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What the hell, I remember when this had a few hundred thousand views.
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They should update this with all the whiplash insults
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Half of in the loop should be in here, - Malcom Tucker- you get sarcastic with me again i will stuff so much cotton wool down your f*cking throat it will come out of your arse like the tail of the playboy bunny -You know if i could i'd f*cking punch you into paralysis
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dogfight.... dinner scene?
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Dr. Who talking about a horse cock. lol
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whats the movie or show at 3:20?
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What's your name? Fuck you that's my name 😂😂😂😂
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je ne comprends rien c'est trop chiant
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you are a boring F**cunt
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i think "why dont you go to your home on whore iland" is the best :D and the tone he says it in
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What movie is that crazy british guy in at 8:19?
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Mark Wahlberg acts the worst whenever he's the bad guy delivering the worst insults ever and I mean EVER
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U son of a mother less goht
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J.K. Simmons in Whiplash could make a fourth of this video (if there was a new version)
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That is such an insult I'd hear from a white person Lol 3:33
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Fuck You <--- greatest insult ever ....
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Thank god, watch mojo took another 6 minutes longer just to do ten, thank you for not doing some annoying ass commentary
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What no ill rip your heart out of your chest and make you eat it
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sit your 5 dollar ass down before i make change best one!
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8:29 OMG HOWLING "Indegenate TWAT." Or whatever he says hahahaha
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I used to fuck guys like you in prison I have used that one from time to time
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With the only difference that you were the one getting fucked... Lol
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0:40 was the only funny thing said in the entire video. White people have a terrible sense of humor.
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"You guys must be studying the 'abridged' book of ninja fighting..."
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1. do you need a license to be that ugly 2. welcome to the ugly contest sorry no professionals 3. your so fat that you can feed the people of united states 4. hey some where there's a village that is looking for it's idiot you better go back 5. your so fat that a snail can be faster than you 6. there is a new store called the life store you better go to the store and buy a life 7. you are so fat that when you swim you drowned like a rock 8. after i post this comment you guys will act like complete showoffs trying to insult me with retarded insults goodbye
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Wow dudes calm down and enjoy the video, you get some really pointless arguing on here, haha.
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+Rio Wibisono  "Bitch" means a female dog. 2:16
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You are physically repulsive  intellectually redarted , vulgr .insensitive, selfish,,stupid, you have no taste a lousy sense of humour and you smell
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oh i love monty python hahahahahahahahahaha
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt if elderberries" so much cooler when you realise it means "your mother was a fast-breeding rodent and your father was an alcoholic."
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