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MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song)

by TomSka • 19,661,944 views

Wear the t-shirt! http://sharkrobot.com/asdfmovie Download the song! http://bit.ly/mine_turtle1 Animated by Ben 'Wonchop' Smallman (http://youtube.com/wonchopanimation) Music by Todd...

So that's how the dinosaurs became extinct...
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+Garet McKenna MAGICAL TWORTLES BWOT WU HEER
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I'm very offended Tom. My whole family was killed in a car turtle bombing 2 years ago.
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+Mine Turtle steps on and doesn't die HA! DID YOU FORGET IM INVINCIBLE TO TURTLE BOMBS?!
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Hello! (Blows up and kills CandyBee)
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Am I a mine turtle? And how am I supposed to know if I am? I think I need a doctor...
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Please tell me that i'm not the only one who finds the mine turtles' "Hello" to be super adorable? Maybe its the innocent derp smile or my love for turtles in general
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Who doesn't,kim? :P
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I'm a turtle and I find this offensive. 
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Every time the mine turtle explodes I think he regenerates.
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+10 Year Old Noob Comments! it's the species one most likely. The one that talked to the caveman was the first.
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*sings this on the stage with the door open not even knowing* MINE TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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say "hello" to death ;) oh and MINE TURTLE!!!!!!!
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Helllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooo Boom
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hahaha lol . love mine turtle
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IM DOING THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW :D Also: I can do a perfect impression on the Mine Turtle
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"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!" "Oh wait, he doesn't..."
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SO MANY REFERENCES!!!
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+Chandorn Souk Okay sorry, what I was meaning  People are allowed to watch this show.
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Hello, Mine Turtle.
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+Gilbert Beilschmidt I thought you were the stegosaurus Are you dead
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I think the i like trains kid should step on one
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So with u on that one dude
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THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!
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Jadyn Himley Shared on Google+ · 2 months ago
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im offensive and i find this turtle
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Ik but i find this very funny lol
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No wonder I like Turtles (Mine Turtles)
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0:13 Llama's Licence plate said "How's my driving?"
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I think instead of the apatosaurus saying "I am a stegosaurus." he should've said "I am an a-pat-osaurus."
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Well, really, "stegosaurus" means "roof lizard" so, Oh now I get it, when the apatosaurus says "I am a stegosaurus," he's really forming a roof above someone using his foot, and then steps on him instantly after.
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I like trains BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
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Grayson Davis Shared on Google+ · 4 days ago
MINE TURTLE SEE MY ACCOUNT FOR MORE ASDF MOVIES :)
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I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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that bass player... :P
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How the mine turtle got created: At a science convention there was a guy named Tom and he shouted DRUNK SCIENCE!!! And he made the first turtle bomb but then the cops truer to stop it before it could explode Cop: LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! Bang bang bang bang Cop: oh wait no he doesn't Mine Turtle: Hello!! ATOMIC EXPLOSION POW
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"Doctor, I think I'm a homosexual" "How can you tell?" throws up"RAINBOWS"
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Omg are mine turtles real?????
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Of course they are. NO WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY WERE REAL? WE'D ALL BE F**** DEAD! 😂
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+Sam Head They are real. You just haven't been outside in the last two-tree years to find out. Goes upstairs to check on the boarded windows Mine Turtle: Hello! Oh sh- Explosion
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彼はとてもかわいいです!
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Mir tuen die "Mine-Turtle" leid, sie schauen ganz freundlich tuen niemanden was zu leide...außer jemand tretet auf den Auslöser und BOOOM!!! eine schreckliche art hops zu gehen für so freundliche Wesen...
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Do you know what happens when u step on a non-mine turtle?
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You kill a soul of an innocent turtle
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MINE TURTLE! MINE TURTLE!
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It's an army of high explosive adorableness.
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So what I understand from this video, this is about a turtle that is forced to do suicide bombings.
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This turtle has lived more life in two minutes than I have in years.
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TomSka got really fat XD
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That's because he was starving himself, but now he's not.
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+Mecha Noob The reason he has gotten bigger is because he got diagnosed with depression & he said so himself ' food & beer help ' he has been thin-fat throughout his entire life
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+ihaz kirbro or hello!-mine turtle 1202
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+ihaz kirbro oh god i typed the year backwards
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True...that is a tortoise. But wha Eva. STILL MY FAV CHARACTER.
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WAT A CUTE AND FUNNY VIDEO XD :D TURTLES R AWESOME CUZ TURTLES IS MY FAV ANIMAL! XD I LOVE DAT PART WHEN MINE TURTLE SAY ''HELLO'' XD
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You love turtles!? thats new! XD
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+Pingo CP ( Smesni Pingo ) WES XD AND DIS SONG IS STUCK TO MAH HEAD XD
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acctuly im a tortoise! AND IM A STEGOSAURUS
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Has anyone noticed the clown and llama in the petting zoo
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I have no idea why, but I always assumed it was called 'mein turtle'
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+Donna Tigchelaar I know it was Dutch. I just said that i'm not German so she would know and not mistake me for a German person.
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Mind trutle is very cute
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unique joseph Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
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Elaine He Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
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(Hello!) Mine turtle, mine turtle, the mine turtle (Hello!), mine turtle! Mine turtle's on the road, a llama whipping by Mine turtle's got a smile sweet as pie, flavored pie Skater kid tells a cop, "You can't tell me what to do!" Watch out! When mine turtle says hello to you! (Hello!) Mine turtle, mine turtle, the mine turtle (Hello!), mine turtle! Woah! Mine turtle's traveled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid, Saw gun toting potato And the "I Like Trains" kid, Visited Desmond on the moon In his flying machine, Fight the aliens (Throw the cheese!) Stole an alien technology, And built a time machine, Went back in time to One hundred million B.C. The caveman asked "What kind of animal are you?" "Technically I'm a tortoise!" (I am a stegosaurus!) Mine turtle, mine turtle, he is the, he is the Mine turtle (Hello!), mine turtle! Woah! Listen up, we'll tell you where mine turtle came from, In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom. He shouted Drunk Science and he drank a cold one, And soon he had made the world's first turtle bomb. The cops tried to stop him, Before he could explode. (Look out he's got a nose!) (Wait, no he doesn't.) Mine turtle! Mine turtle! The mine turtle (Hello!) Mine turtle! The Mine turtle (Mine turtle,) Mine turtle! The mine turtle (Mine turtle!) Mine turtle!
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hi ever- Mine turtle:Hello! me: oh shi- BOOM!
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Omg Mine Turtle is so cute. 🐢
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0:02 JACKSEPTICEYE???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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I like it a lot subscribe to me
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Even wen I sleep I sing this son
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"Hello mine turtle" "Hello" Suddenly pineapples * BOOM*
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I love minetertol and the train kid and everybody do the floy you roke
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References: Llama in a Car Pie flavored pie Skater kid in a mine field Gun-wielding potato "I like trains" kid Desmond the moon bear Aliens - THROW TEH CHEEEEEEEESE!Time Machine (Shaped like a d*ck...) Stegosaurus Drunk science with Tom The Cops - LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A NOSE! (Gun fires) Pointed at the ceiling, then steal your guts :P 2 men groaning at each other Kid doing an "internet" Pointless button Falling down the stairs Muffin Factory guy Phone robbery, then hang up Guy barfing rainbows AND of course, the mine turtle!
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BTW inn the petting zoo you can see the llama and the clown is going to get the llama
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SERIOUSLY!? I'll have to make a part two now ;-;
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Can you make a stegosorous song?
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Cru3ldormant Shared on Google+ · 3 months ago
+Static Infinity if a mine turtle were to be stepped on by a pony from mlp it would've been more hilarious wouldnt it XD
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MINE TURTLE!  LOVE THIS SONG
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How many mine turtles does it take to destroy the galaxy?
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OMG!!! I can't believe you refrenced EVERYTHING ELSE ASDF!!! O3O
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Mine turtles adorable!!😊
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So that's how the dinosaurs died out.
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I love how this song includes all of the other funny clips!!!
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I love how this song makes a relation to a lot o scenes from the origional asdf movies
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssdddddddddddddddffffffffffffffff mmmmmmooooooooovvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee
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this sounds like the i like trains song
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Suddenly I have the biggest urge to make a mod for a bunch of games with beeping mines to have the "hello" replace the beeps.
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+Princess/Queen pup steps on a mine turtle oh youve gotta be kiddi- BOOOOOM!!!!
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Doing an impression of Mine Turtle is kinda easy. Like if watching in 2015!
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