CO
Upload
You're viewing YouTube in English (US).
Switch to another language: | View all
You're viewing YouTube in English.
Switch to another language: | View all

The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

by hh1edits • 27,094,301 views

Part 1/2. List of films found here: http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-100-greatest-movie-insults-of-all-time-the-video.php For the sequel... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWEZ_IjcSk

Report spam or abuse
+js123 sk123 Encino Man starring Sean Astin and Bendon Frasier! Unfortunately, it also stars Pauly Shore......
Report spam or abuse
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
Report spam or abuse
"I'm so glad your momma died giving birth. If she'd seen you, she'd have died of shame."
Report spam or abuse
There's a few from that movie that could work. There's that one and "You boys are dumber than a bag of hammers." Also "The only good thing you ever did for those girls was get hit by that train"
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
)It's probably( In Bruge
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!
Report spam or abuse
Michael Beverly Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
At 1:39 is my favorite.   7:30 is pretty good too.  At the end of a big debate with a hostile crowd, 9:40 works. I think I need a break from the internet......LOL...
Report spam or abuse
"Sit your 5 dollar ass down before I make change" Beautiful 
Report spam or abuse
You're a cunt.  You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt.  And the only thing that's going to change is you're going to become an even bigger cunt.  Maybe you'll have some more cunt kids..."
Report spam or abuse
"You cock juggling, thunder cunt!"  That is such art.
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
Report spam or abuse
"You listening? Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. Got that?"
Report spam or abuse
Dany Saadia Shared on Google+ · 4 months ago
La lista en México sería: "Wey pero wey wey, no seas cabrón, cabrón"
Report spam or abuse
6:45 "cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!" 
Report spam or abuse
And you my friend are a stuck up, sadistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, nazi-loving, child-touching, semen-drinking, piss-swimming, uncircumcised, dog-raping, penis-smelling, big-nosed asshole.  
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
I hate it when people don't know the difference between a threat and an insult. "Every fucking thing about you is ugly" is an insult. "I'm gonna put a bullet in your head and fuck the brain hole" is a threat. Insults are made of adjectives and nouns. Threats are made of verbs.
Report spam or abuse
+Mike Ock Frankly my dear! I (We) don't give a damn! :P
Report spam or abuse
Hey laser-lips! Your mother was a snowblower!
Report spam or abuse
Man, I was hoping the name calling scene from Hook would be in here
Report spam or abuse
I was waiting for that! Best exchange of insults in the history of film.
Report spam or abuse
it's in the second part
Report spam or abuse
One great new insult is from the movie whiplash, when J.K Simmons says to one of his brass players 'that's not your boyfriend's dick don't come too early'.
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
In Bruges I can definitely recommend it alongside Seven Psychos.
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Here are some insults, please rate them. number 1 Yo, you face so messed up yo momma almost sent you back. number 2 Who the hell needs to send monkeys into space when we got these idiots. number 3 Why the heck is your bathroom pink! What did a flamingo explode? number 4 You call that a hair cut? Looks like a cat crapped on your head. number 5 You spend so much time on a computer that you look like a raccoon. number 6 Who the hell asks people to rate your insults? You sad sad person, I used your insults on my dog and he crapped all over them.
Report spam or abuse
Don't do this again ok?
Report spam or abuse
"I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin forehead and I'm gonna fuck the Brain hole" hahaha
Report spam or abuse
2:12 That guy looks like justin bieber Plus I wish he would say that
Report spam or abuse
Thundercunt... HOW THE F*CK DID HE COME UP WITH THAT XD
Report spam or abuse
7:02 what movie is that from ?
Report spam or abuse
Here's the list 0'00 - Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange 1'05 - Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood 2'05 - Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison 3'00 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlito's Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles 4'00 - South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit 5'00 - Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets 6'00 - 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places 7'00 - The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly 8'00 - Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science 9'00 - Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time: http://youtu.be/PSEYXWmEse8
Report spam or abuse
Yes it's true..... This man has no dick.
Report spam or abuse
Lmao that's a good one I'm have to remember that the next time I'm claiming off your mother(Jason Statham) lamp one of my favorite movies
Report spam or abuse
Put together so well!
Report spam or abuse
OMG Fucking Willie Wonka HAHA I haven't laughed that hard in awhile XD
Report spam or abuse
It had to be Malcolm Tucker, it was only a matter of time.
Report spam or abuse
First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Les Grossman is the best lol
Report spam or abuse
I stole my neighbors cat and ate it for breakfast. All cats deserve to be eaten. They're actually pretty tasty. 
Report spam or abuse
joe pesci is awesome at delivering insults
Report spam or abuse
"Oh who the fuck are you!" "I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy." Great. Awesome. Fantastic!
Report spam or abuse
4:44 what did the actor in hat say?
Report spam or abuse
I crap bigger than you
Report spam or abuse
Which movie was the jack Nicholson one
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
What about Willow and "Your mother was a lizard!"?
Report spam or abuse
I'm surprised they didn't show the one girl from scott pilgrim say "You're the lowest salt of the earth."  "I meant scum of the earth."
Report spam or abuse
"Go home and get your fucking shine box"
Report spam or abuse
I don't get how that's an insult.
Report spam or abuse
I fart in your general direction. Golden haha.
Report spam or abuse
KimRae Kyo Shared on Google+ · 3 weeks ago
"Sit yo $5 ass down, for I make change" lol I heard this in one episode of Martin, and my life is now complete
Report spam or abuse
"SIT your 5 dolla ass down before I decide to make change!" God that's hilarious.
Report spam or abuse
This is where CoD players learn to be edgy.
Report spam or abuse
South Park is not a movie.
Report spam or abuse
It usually has some complex and well purposes meanings to its episodes, but it's jokes are too obscene for many to notice.
Report spam or abuse
+selthroWs Wow. I've never met a person in my life that actually hated South Park. Maybe dislike, but not hate. Why the hate?
Report spam or abuse
Ive heard better insults from my mother. She says its because she hates me i say its to build me up D:
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
"You can go suck a fuck!" hilarious
Report spam or abuse
Upvote for the awesome ending.
Report spam or abuse
awesome job mr harry
Report spam or abuse
"Like I'm gonna put a fuckin bullet in your forehead and FUCK the brain hole" and "Hey laser lips, you're mother was a snowblower" always make me laugh
Report spam or abuse
What the hell, I remember when this had a few hundred thousand views.
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Ahhhh, the "eggplant scene" from True Romance. One of the greatest exchanges put on film. Not to mention the great cast - Brad Pitt as Floyd and Gary Oldman as Drexl Spivey is pure casting genius. Check it out people, you will not be disappointed.
Report spam or abuse
The Caddy Shack one just makes me want to watch the whole film!
Report spam or abuse
dogfight.... dinner scene?
Report spam or abuse
Dr. Who talking about a horse cock. lol
Report spam or abuse
dumb guy: what's your name smartass: Fuck you, that's my name LOL
Report spam or abuse
They should update this with all the whiplash insults
Report spam or abuse
Half of in the loop should be in here, - Malcom Tucker- you get sarcastic with me again i will stuff so much cotton wool down your f*cking throat it will come out of your arse like the tail of the playboy bunny -You know if i could i'd f*cking punch you into paralysis
Report spam or abuse
whats the movie or show at 3:20?
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Ralph H. Shared on Google+ · 7 months ago
soll sich gerade niemand persönlich angesprochen fühlen oder so. bis auf die, die es sich verdient haben ;)
Report spam or abuse
come on, Ferris Bueller.hahahaha
Report spam or abuse
The largest collection of movies - AllMoviesWatch. com
Report spam or abuse
you are a boring F**cunt
Report spam or abuse
je ne comprends rien c'est trop chiant
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
What's your name? Fuck you that's my name 😂😂😂😂
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
What movie is that crazy british guy in at 8:19?
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
J.K. Simmons in Whiplash could make a fourth of this video (if there was a new version)
Report spam or abuse
Mark Wahlberg acts the worst whenever he's the bad guy delivering the worst insults ever and I mean EVER
Report spam or abuse
Fuck You <--- greatest insult ever ....
Report spam or abuse
The last 2 just had me dying
Report spam or abuse
That is such an insult I'd hear from a white person Lol 3:33
Report spam or abuse
Telling someone that they play ball like a girl has to be one of the easily clean insults there ever was. I like it
Report spam or abuse
Thank god, watch mojo took another 6 minutes longer just to do ten, thank you for not doing some annoying ass commentary
Report spam or abuse
5:01. Priceless - asking, "You got that?" is what makes it.
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
To think that the last insult was extremely controversial during its time.
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
sit your 5 dollar ass down before i make change best one!
Report spam or abuse
What no ill rip your heart out of your chest and make you eat it
Report spam or abuse
8:29 OMG HOWLING "Indegenate TWAT." Or whatever he says hahahaha
Report spam or abuse
1. do you need a license to be that ugly 2. welcome to the ugly contest sorry no professionals 3. your so fat that you can feed the people of united states 4. hey some where there's a village that is looking for it's idiot you better go back 5. your so fat that a snail can be faster than you 6. there is a new store called the life store you better go to the store and buy a life 7. you are so fat that when you swim you drowned like a rock 8. after i post this comment you guys will act like complete showoffs trying to insult me with retarded insults goodbye
Report spam or abuse
Wow dudes calm down and enjoy the video, you get some really pointless arguing on here, haha.
Report spam or abuse
+Rio Wibisono  "Bitch" means a female dog. 2:16
Report spam or abuse
I used to fuck guys like you in prison I have used that one from time to time
Report spam or abuse
With the only difference that you were the one getting fucked... Lol
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
I'm deffinetly useing "you should go make a clone of yourself so u can go fuck yourself" XD
Report spam or abuse
These are so awesome. Amazing acting & writing!
Report spam or abuse
0:40 was the only funny thing said in the entire video. White people have a terrible sense of humor.
Report spam or abuse
"You guys must be studying the 'abridged' book of ninja fighting..."
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
You are physically repulsive  intellectually redarted , vulgr .insensitive, selfish,,stupid, you have no taste a lousy sense of humour and you smell
Report spam or abuse
oh i love monty python hahahahahahahahahaha
Report spam or abuse
I have 2 words to say for this video. SHOTS FIRED
Report spam or abuse
Report spam or abuse
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt if elderberries" so much cooler when you realise it means "your mother was a fast-breeding rodent and your father was an alcoholic."
Report spam or abuse
Also i didnt know Willly Wonka could swear 6:11
Report spam or abuse
I hear these same lines every day from my fans. It's called tough love.
Report spam or abuse
You know, if we traded in every single explosions in all the movies you had some part into bricks, there would be enough to build a shelter for the homeless so maybe your mother could get a place to sleep tonight. 
Report spam or abuse
Show more Loading...
to add this to Watch Later

Add to

Loading playlists...