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Team Fortress 2: Meet the Pyro

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Reading the comment section made me smash my head on the keyboard so frikkin' hard.
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+Wircea Reading the comment section made me want to reach through the monitor and punch the maker of this and anyone who thinks that the pyro is a woman in the face.
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Makes me want to burn shit.
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Dude pyro is a girl, because, do u see wat pyro sees, she sees babys in the other meet the pyro
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+Abraham Aborque Dumbfuck! He has a masculine voice. He's also very insane.
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People still talk about this shit?
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Why can't the pyro be both male and female?
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This vid was uploaded on my birthday
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+aw8rgdszkolgaeckxzmakeg Meet the Gunslinger could not get any closer to the truth. 
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the pyro is a gay male
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this is meet the spy
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+zelda gamer nvm this is a meet the pryo parody
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Pyro isnt a fucking woman......hell she isnt even the fucking administrator ya fucking newbies
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For as long as there's been TF2, there's been the debate and speculation over the pyro's gender. The fact that his face is never seen, and numerous tidbits from Valve have lead some to believe the pyro is female. Now, this myth has had a lot of people deceived, and it will most likely persist for as long as people play TF2, as I doubt Valve will ever conclusively reveal the pyro's gender. However, anybody who can spot a joke can tell that the pyro is indeed a man, and not a woman. The evidence favours this conclusion. There is almost no real evidence to suggest the pyro is anything other than male, which is what we would naturally assume. Yes, we never get to see his face (although concept art of the pyro unmasked depicts him as male), but this is no reason to assume he's a woman. Then there's the flowery purse in the pyro's locker, the catalyst of the speculation, cunningly planted by Valve. On the subject of the purse remember that the pyro is insane and delusional. We know that from Meet The Pyro. He probably doesn't even understand what the purse is. All the rest of the evidence has been unashamedly inserted. The developers referring to the pyro as "she", that loading screen tip that alternated between calling the pyro "him" and "her", the subtitles in MTP- "HE'S not here is SHE?", etc., etc. But all this is transparent. We can clearly see that this is all a big joke. Valve is toying with the community, deliberately sparking this theory for everyone's amusement. But those of us who can spot this joke know the truth. The pyro is indeed a man. Here's why: -he has a distinctly male voice, and a male voice actor. Gas masks can muffle the voice (as his does), but they cannot distort them enough to deepen a woman's voice into sounding like a man's. Just listen to his guttural chuckle. -he has a male body shape. Flame retardent suits are not thickly insulated enough to make a woman look like a man. -the pyro has no discernible breasts. -the pyro is almost always referred to as "he". He is only ever called "she" when Valve is dropping hints. Obviously none of this is 100% conclusive. In rare cases, women have very flat chest, speak with unusually deep voices, and or have masculine body shapes, but this is rare, and if there were a female team member in TF2, don't you think everyone would want her to be classically attractive, and not some mannish freak. So, the joke's been fun. The speculation has been rife, but it's time to acc
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+Isabella Haack You can't really determine gender in this game by body shape. Remember the cartoony art style that makes the characters unproportionate(for instance, the Engineer's hands are the size of his head, but his feet are small).
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+Asasuin Exactly. Just look at the Heavy. He's a giant man with tiny little chicken legs.
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:0 what the pyro is a boy
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+Ryan Bevan Well, this video goes to show the stupidity of some 'theorists'.
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pyro is a woman and Blue Team Mother :) Really Spy and Mother photo
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Jarate is sniper's piss?
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+Col. Tommy Hydra lol its cool. When I first started playing I didn't think so either because I thought that even for this game that seems a bit too inappropriate to have in-game. I was wrong
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+Col. Tommy Hydra Remember the full pot of coffee he drank? We all have to pee, so he pees in jars and throws it at people.
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I think pyro is a space creature
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Pyro is gay (Half life 3 confirmed)
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the pyro isnt a male or female the pyro is a monster and the pyro's beer is gasoline
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Extra style points for the use of the Sector Sweep theme! \8-D
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But he could be a woman trapped in a man's body. XD
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+mcrfan343 We HAVE seen his face before, too. Valve showed us what Pyro's face looks like. I don't know where, but if you look up, "Pyro's face" you'll see it.
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Well idk a bout it but I stardet play tf2 in pyro
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+The RamoyKingGamer Pyro is a man. The creators of this video are just idiots.
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Wait, so the announcer dressed up as the pyro and went around dominating the other team. She's a better pyro than the pyro himself...
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sorry commented to fast
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for those of u who dont know the pyro is a gay man
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PYRO IS A HOMOSEXUAL IF U HAVE QUESTIONS ASK +Golden Chomper
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+Joshua Ryan Game Theory. Not Game Fact. Gnoggin' made a debunk of GT.
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look at the game theorists, he explaines every detail, just type in game theorist pyro
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Pyro mt fav guy on tf2
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How Pyro ruined Meet the Team. I swear I'm missing something...
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Nice animation friendly mentlegens
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this is a fanmade dumbaaa and it made 1year before the official
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THERE PYRO IS GIRL F##KIN SHUT UP ABOUT IT SHE IS THE ANNOUNCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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All mercs from the gravel war the first mercs from no game The second mercs from team fortress classic And the current mercs Well I mean the game does take place in 1972 And the original Mercs from the story of this game the pyro looked like Abraham and that took place in... 1852? I think? Team fortress Classic took place in 1930
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pyro is a male aka man
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Worst part about this is. That the teamfortress Meet the Pyro was better than this. It showed how insanely psychotic he is while letting us see how he views the world.... Why do I have a feeling no one will listen...
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Because blu team better!
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i really hate when pyro is chasing me or behind me... really scary like those psychotic on movies
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Game theory said Pyro was a feminine man, the concept art for Pryo is male, he's a guy.
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Just so you know pyro 100% DOES NOT HAVE A GENDER in the game there is a way to see the character models if you remove pyros mask it all black. I think valves likes it a mystery!!! Or maybe he is slendys long lost bro!!!!! But I'm telling what I'm saying is true. (If you click the link in this vid where it says original vid it says created by two pyro fans!)
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Yes, they like it a mystery, but valve is not valve if they don't put MORE mystery and HINTS, thus like the model and fisical statement.
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wat? pyro kill heavy? heavy have minigun 300 hp pyro have 175 hp and flamethrower
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+TheCaptainNutzlos or ambush them and axtinguish them  
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He didn't have his gun revved up.
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...boom....headshot
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The mystery of pyro is resolved,is a female.
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Do u guys know the lady that says victory and they deliverd the austrailum Well... SHE IS THE PYRO
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+Max Hendrix Sorry, my inner keyboard warrior got out for a few minutes, I didn't notice the time it was posted. 
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(insert inception sound here)
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Pyro = Scout's Mom? X3
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+Gvue003 How about.... NO YOU IDIOT! Scout's mom is one of the curviest women put to gaming, the pyro has no boobs.
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This is not Meet The Pyro... its meet the spy. DISLIKE!!
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+Weetile Ate A Yoshi look at how old this video is, and then the date in the original meet the pyro
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0:26 blu base has a camera setup in the red snipers bathroom.....
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Dudes! does pictures of meet the spy i think its spy and pyro!
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+The Clockwork Intelligence I know now ;) thanks for the reply though
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He's actually a gay schizophrenic man..... But it's just a theory... a GAME theory.
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Meet the watch the whole video
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pyro kill everybody ? thats right!!!
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Wtf what pyro is a women
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It was scientifically proved that the Pyro is male and not female, CREATOR.
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+Catanobro10 - THE MASTA The voice is pretty damn concrete. Also, his shoulders are too wide and he doesn't even move in a feminine fashion (Excluding some taunts because of how insane and childish he is). 
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+The Clockwork Intelligence You try putting on a thick, flame retardant suit and move like a woman. All, I repeat my statement that those suits are massive. The shoulders could be big because of the thick padding around them inside.
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+Bartosz Chwastek How do we know you aren't fake? How do we know IM not fake? Omg, I think edwin snahcez is FAKE!
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I don't like this video
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FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE и причем здесь мортал комбат?
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FAN MADE FAN MADE FAN MADE FAN TSUKURA FAN TSUKURA
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He's mute. He uses tools as melee weapons. My guess is that Pyro is Gordon Freeman.
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+IDONTGETTHEPOINT As I stated before, Gordon was in his twenties in 1998 and TF2 takes place in 1960. 
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Pyro speaks, it's just that it's very muffled. Theory debunked.
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really you use all the meets
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This video isn't needed anymore.
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Medic! - Gegyyc! Put a centry here! - Mh m Mhmh h! Spy! - Mh hmm mh mh!
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Yeah it's fake but it is still funny XD
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Wait... If this is fake then why was this released 1 year BEFORE the supposed 'Real' one?
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Everyone die with pyro kill people :-D
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Frist:Pyro inst Administrator Sencond:Pyro inst a woman (GAME THEORY MY FUCKING DICK THE GAME THEORYST IS A CRAPPY LIE) And third...3:14 BOOM HEADSHOT!
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DUDE!!! He proved it! With SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Another thing if pyro was the administrator pyro could not also be scouts mother we know what scouts mom and the administrator look like and there different people
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Pyro is no shit female.
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This is so much better than the original!!!
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I already know that she is scout's mom but still it's great
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+The Clockwork Intelligence dude,that was long ago,i thought HE was scout's mom,its just a regular male,i know, Facepalm.
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well it was fake but at least you showed us A face its either a pyro or a girl in a big suit
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No it's a fan made version because valve was taking so long to make the real one
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Mostly, these are all clips from other 'Meet the Team'
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This Is Fake Who Ever Made This Has No Life And Pyro Is Male And This Is NOT The Real Meet The Pyro Trailer Watch The Real To Really See The Real Pyro!
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No shit it's not real.. It even says Fanmade on the bit that says "Meet The Pyro"..
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It was made before meet the pyro because valve was taking there dear old time making it
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. _ . /__// . /. / . /. / . -----/. \---_ . /__/. \ . |. |. FUCK . \. /. THE \_ _ \. POLICE! \. \ \. \ \. \ \__________\
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What pyro is a girl but hes in the game That doesent make any scence
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Booommm!!!! Head Shot
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No this is a fan made video
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This actually makes sense
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1 : 50 sniper noooooo : c
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I like how the pyro just kills every class in their meet the x videos. Ties in nicely with the actual meet the pyro video.
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dont get why everyone bashes on this, back before the official meet the pyro cam out this was loved, to be honest for a non pro to make this is great it was smooth and cool, it was fan made and it should be appreciated, all you free to play noobs come along and find all the pro made trailers and bash on the fan made ones that were made before the pro ones did
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