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10 Creepy things said by John Malkovich

by Matt Deedman • 473,091 views

Saturday Night Lives 10 Creepiest things said by John Malkovich, Rate and tell all friends if you get a few kicks out of this!

"My daddy is coming home on July 14th...my birthday is July 14th"
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+Kristian Bates "What's your name convict?"
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How creepy would be him saying 'President' Hillary Clinton??
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Doesn't have to be him saying it...
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I want him to say "I will find you, and I will kill you"
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He owns a hotel in Eastbourne, on the South Coast of England, called "The Big Sleep".
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That one laugh by Julia Roberts was creepier than all ten of those creepy quotes by John Malkovich.
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Even more creepy: President Hillary Clinton
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This dude is beyond creepy. :/
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Sam Bell Shared on Google+ · 1 month ago
I...  I am ultimately laughing. TED DANSON!
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Julia and Jessica Chastain look very much alike.
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He would have made a better vampire in Twilight series:-D
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xD the compact disc one had me rolling.
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ROFL "Johnny likes bunnies" is 2X as creepy and hilarious if you get the reference XD
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I think number 10 was the best. The others were just deliberately funny.
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"Saturday Night Lives 10 Creepiest things said by John Malkovich..." Really, dumbass??
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"I put my jammies on all by myself, mommy"
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The dude at the very end was fucking cringeworthy. He was tryin to get some of dat trim off her!
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Haha, that's Charles Grodin's whole shtick. Kind of like a character he does. If you can hunt down any classic appearances from the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson you'll see his whole deal is awkwardness and cringeworthy. That's the joke.
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This seems like ridicule.
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well I wont beable to sleep tonight
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The Six Pack Dad Shared on Google+ · 9 months ago
10 Creepy things said by John Malkovich
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AH-BITCH, SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
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And I get to tend the rabbits!
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Haha my fav creepy actor ♡
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true, he is one creepy dude xD and Julia looks so cute!
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V TOTO KLIPU JSEM BYL DVOJNÍK PANA JOHNA MALKOVICHE KAREL KOLESA
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No.5 was the funniest but it didn't make me laugh or smile. It's either me or this video.
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#11: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE F***ER!
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...go watch the scene again and tell me what pitt says when malkovich drives away. 
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okay nevermind its after she rear ends him
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John looks better bald
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I lost my shit at NOUGAT!! XD
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The phrases could've been so much funnier but pretty cool nevertheless, what's creepiest is how he can keep a 100% straight face the whole time (seriously does he ever laugh) :D  just one question remains.. what the hell has julia roberts got to do with this? 
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hahahahahahaha.  I was waiting for the creepy one, but laughed the whole way through
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I don't think this is Saturday Night Live...and I agree: the dude at the end takes the cake.
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number 10 really did sound creepy
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He should've quoted Marshall Applewhite, leader of the Heaven's Gate cult. That would've been creepier
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Malkovich Gps now that would be interesting lol
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I love you, Ted Danson. 
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I'm glad Julia Roberts finally went away. That woman has the most annoying laugh of all time worse than the nanny even.
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Alok Tiwari Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
Malkovich Malkovich.
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"JOHNNY LIKES BUNNIES!"
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Lol Julia Roberts is drunk!
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"Just let me pet the rabbits, George!"
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I get to ten der wabbits deorge? bang
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Top 5 were funny. Only John Malkovich could make bunnies sound scary lol
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His facial expressions with #4.../dead /dead /dead
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Creepy foreshadowing, "Senator Hilary Clinton"
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i think " i put my jammies on all by myself mommy" is the best/creepiest
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This is the first video that comes up every time I search for YouTube username. Good video.
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FREAKING AWESOME!
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I think 1:22 would be creepy regardless if it was said by him or not. Said by anyone other than a kid is creepy as Hell lol
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He's only creepy because he's a Randor
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I hate Julia Roberts so much.
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Ohhww the carls sagan in the end, my eyes are bleeding with heartly joy!! damn why would somelike that go on with the shitty thing like dying!! I LOVE HIM and im not a butty boi!!
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That was Charles Grodin at the end
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Julia Roberts sucks. I can understand why Eric hates her.
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What the fuck was this? Why were... Julia Roberts and Charles "I was famous in the 80's" Grodin hosting an empty studio? If you'd have held a gun to my head and said name the most inane pairing of two Hollywood actors ever, I'd have never thought of putting these two together.  This had a strange... Midwest, Public Acess feel to it.
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I think the bunnies line might've been s reference to his role as Lennie in Of Mice & Men. Either way, hilarious! The 99 thumbs down is all Ted Danson, wishing this would be pulled for being too off the wall for Youtube ; P
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10 CREEPY THINGS AND THEY'RE ALL CHARLES GRODIN
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Whoever that scumbag was in the end was way more creepy than John Malkovich 
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+Traxxasred Please seek a sense of humour.
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+Traxxasred Amen, I used to love him in College, but WOW he went off the deep end and his humor right with him, 
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Who the fuck is this malcowitch or what...
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Today's Memory Shared on Google+ · 1 year ago
+Bryan Houston‘s Today’s memory John Malkovich’s birthday December 9, 1953
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look at my jammies, mommy!/ted danson!
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I always, always believe I can write much better than this.
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Am I the only one who finds this man terrifyingly sexy?
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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
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letterman apparantly needs que cards to count backwards from 10.
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Does anybody else hate Julia Roberts for no particular reason?
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Can't stand Julia Roberts. Americas Sweetheart my ass. She isn't attractive at all.
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If you don't find John Malkovich funny you should go get a sense of humor...or at least actually watch him in a movie. Smh
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WHERE WERE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING, FUCK, FACE?
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Watch this and be happy /watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WOg3ZE3hNQc#t=60s
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That wasn't nearly as creepy as seeing John Malkovich w/ boobs.
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I love this the only thing that would make this better if it didn't keep cutting back to David Letterman after ever line.
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Welcome to Malkovich's Gaming Guilty Pleasures!
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and snow white.. every other maiden in the kingdom is fairer :|
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Why does everybody hate Julia Roberts? HAVE YOU SEEN NOTTING HILL?? She is such a sweatie and a brilliantly fine actress!
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maybe I just am numb to any of his creepy sounding because I've spent too much time on the internet already.
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And i get to tend the rabbits
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